Angelina Jolie’s Monaco Monday

# 866 yoco @ 05/13/2008 at 11:18 am

what time?

#865: TRL, sorry but my other post to you seems to have found its way to the “JJ’s lost replies bin”.

I said maybe they are just kids after all and they’ve never been out much and so haven’t been exposed to the finer things in life yet. They also can’t spell worth a darn nor construct proper sentences neither, that’s for sure.

Huvane must be recruiting them from the dropout kids club or the lonely basement dwellers employment agency.

#874: OOOPS…double post. So sorry! Jared, forgive me. Spoke too soon.

They look adorable in black. Love Z’s dress, and hair too.

Canngie @ 05/13/2008 at 11:44 am

go away you evil bi tch!

#875: There’s a commercial on TV where there’s a little baby watching pandas on a large flat screen and he/she is wearing black. Go to the stores and you’ll find black shirts and dresses being sold. People do buy them. I did.

Angie is actually quite a trendsetter but never really gets much credit for it. Gwen is wearing black in an outing with her family too (at the zoo, I think). Pregnant moms have been wearing the long dresses everywhere since she’s worn them. There’s more but won’t name them all. Just watch little kids in black from now on. If Zee and Shi are wearing them, the other moms are gonna be buying them for their little fashionistas too.

bustedcopycat @ 05/13/2008 at 1:48 am By Jess Snow
May 12, 2008

Surely everyone loves to see Angelina Jolie in a bikini, right? They used to. The one time voluptuous Hollywood starlet used to fill out a swimsuit with the best of them and she dripped with sexuality. But since she took up with Brad Pitt that seems to have dripped away. Meanwhile, her one time love rival Jennifer Aniston continues to wow her fans with new bikini photos each week.

Angelina Jolie bikini Body Photos From France: Blame Jennifer Aniston?

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie split man fans into camps three years ago when Jolie swooped in and devoured Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. After many denials it was finally revealed that the Hollywood “Golden Couple” of Jennifer and Brad were finished. Pitt would then try all sorts of denials about the affair with Jolie and still does to this day but they certainly wound up together right after the film.

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Jennifer Aniston seemed to move on quite quickly and even as the pressure mounted for her to trash Jolie and or Pitt she took to the high road and said very little about the reason behind what really broke up her five-year marriage. But both Jolie And Pitt have used Jennifer from time to time and draw her name out when they have promotions for films to create a bit of a buzz.

There have been reports from the tabloids citing friends of Brad Pitt as insiders that have claimed that he still logs on to see the fabulous bikini body of his ex-wife. She has certainly given him an eyeful of late with some stunning celebrity photos of Jen’s toned body in the pool with her new beau John Mayer.

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HaHa. This my friends is why we should stay away from crack. Crack is whack. I did not repost the whole thing because I was busy laughing too hard . The writer and the person who posted it need to put down the pipe. Why pray why would AJ want to copy X? She claims she wanted kids and she would HAVE THEM SOON. But instead hooks up with random futck -buddies and continues to set up fake publicity photo-ops. She was linked to Orlando Bloom only two weeks ago. If the rumours about JM ’s bisexuallity are true then I hope she is making him wear condoms because I really would not want to hear her whine about how Johnny boy gave her a vd. According to Perez Hilton they made out at some club. Hey ,maybe X is into that kind of kinkyness. He’s probably singing her his song ” Your body is a wonderland ” while thinking of Perez Hilton. Haha. I hope this is a real hook-up so that this triangle can end.

good afternoon bampzsville

shout-out’s to Yes, marianna, the real tita, piper and sharon (((waving)))

Wow - I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times Angelina has been filmed wearing a bikini in her private life. Some people are just addicted to lies!

I just have to say one thing regarding, the alledged bust up between weirdo Fishyth Twatrow and her equally wack hubby and the paparazzi. While I certainly think the papz rat should be boiled in oil for what he said. Paltrow brought this sh*t on herself.

Case in point:

They have been over for MORE than a decade.

Since THEN - at critical times in Brad’s life, for her own selfish narcissistic reasons she has talked about him, her relationship with him and what went wrong. Most noticeably on his wedding day to the most neurotic lamest silly low self esteemed yet fellow narcissist EVER (aka Maniston), B*tchtrow decides to steal the spotlight and discuss Brad in Vogue AND on Diane Sawyer.

Then, if that doesn’t beat all, she brought him up again and chastised he and the ball & chain, AS he was divorcing!!

What’s more, and even more ridiculously stupid, her dumb husband Chris Martin brought Brad up in a concert (saying he didn’t have an azz like BP..what a weirdo)..then again, made a comment about how he was always following Brad Pitt.

Now ask yourselves THIS: How many times has Brad mentioned Paltrow?

EXACTLY. LOL

So, what does she expect??

I have a feeling if Paltrow and her own husband had been just as obsessively talkative about her ex Ben Affleck, the papz rat would have referred to her as ‘Ben Affleck’s sloppy seconds.’ But they have not.

All of this really shores up just how STUPID Brad’s exes are. Paltrow avoids being seen with her own husband, and let’s the papz dictate her entire family’s life…she scolds Brad & Man for “talking about each other.” Yet at critical times when she is promoting sh*t and interviewing, she’ll allude to him or talk about him as will her husband.

You can tell she and Maniston share the same monster PR queen. Both are riding the hell out of Brad’s jock, much to his indifference.

They’re some crazy stupid ho’s.

So yeah…it sucked what the papz rat did, but she has only her stupid hypocritical contradictory self to blame.

728 bustedcopycat @ 05/13/2008 at 1:48 am

why in a world would angelina copy the X ?? Angie will beat that fug just by her lips. While the X keep parading her supposed “hot” bod it’s Angelina who’s on the top of almost all polls wheter it’s the sexiest, the most beautiful, stylist etc. etc. meanwhile where is the X wayyyyyyy down the list or not even mentioned, parading her almost naked body and opening her legs done nothing for her. As for Brad still longing for that X body, hello brad pitt has been there, done it and dumped it. Only the delusional X fans believe what is written in tabloids magz grow a BRAIN MORONS!

All four of these children seem to have a good sense of who they are and dare you to take them at less than their own value of themselves. Way to go Angie and Brad.

thelookoflove1365 @ 05/13/2008 at 2:10 pm
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THANK YOU, thelookoflove! Say it again please.

That poor benighted creature (# 794 Shzron1946 @ 05/13/2008) is too stupid to realize that her momma religiously combed them six gals heads everyday before they could venture outdoors, because she was ASHAMED of their hair! She couldnt bear to think what PEOPLE would say about HER and her six girls if PEOPLE saw their hair uncombed.

Can you imagine the agony of those six little girls having to sit through that ritual everyday before they could get some fresh air???!!!

Little kids and their childhood innocence ought not to be sacrificed so that some big ol grown-ass adult can feel good about themself.

Oh the tragedy! Shame on you # 794 Shzron1946 @ 05/13/2008 for not realizing, even after all these years, how low your self esteem remains.

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900?!