Angelina Jolie’s Monaco Monday

hahahhaha! @ 05/13/2008 at 4:24 am

hahahhaha! back to you because your idol is just being passed around from one guy to another. More hahahhaha when anuston is stil flashing her coochie and nipples at the age of 50 and sleeping with her gardener alone and depressed. Angie and brad will always have their children they would grow old with.

What John Did in the Pool

You think he was easing her in to the experience?

John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be???

Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, who’ve supposedly been charged with guarding her privacy.

And still… the photos just won’t stop. Her security should be fired, non? Thankfully for us, they’re incompetent, which is why we get to enjoy these killer “candids” of the two lounging around clearly intoxicated by love’s first bloom.

There’s Jen kissing John’s arm in the water, there he is whispering dirty suggestions in her ear, see Jen giggling in agreement, of course a great shot of her great ass, and throwing up a silent prayer to the ocean that this one will work out.

It is indeed a perfect match.

He’s found someone desperate enough to tolerate his egomaniacal ramblings and it’s an ego boost for her too. A man 10 years her junior to celebrate the year before she turns 40 – listen to the hooping and hollering from the Oprah Winfrey audience, all of them snapping their fingers in unison: you go girl!

Yes girl… you go. Especially since he is younger, she can keep putting off that pregnancy thing. It’s a built in excuse not to have them – an excuse the MiniVan Majority would prefer over not wanting to get fat which is what she’s really afraid of, after all.

Seriously… why go head to head against the Pitts? The Pitts play the best game. The Pitts will beat you every time. These high quality photos were allowed. Trust.

why would anyone go head to head with brad and angie, you’re going to lose BIG time, a lesson maniston is learning,trust

In case U don’t know, the “so called freak haters” are soo obviously the same and only one person people, a plain pathetic freak whose Chinnifer Maniston’s adoration goes beyond genuine admiration from a normal fan. U see what I mean? A complete insane girl.

check it out:

#101 SJ
#102 WHAT??
#105 fkcufae
#152 *****
#170 the ***** (again, soo smart non?)
#188 sorry
#208 sus
#220 2blobettes
#258 jensis
#492 #512 yay
#530/535/546/557… MOS= BET
# 595/ 601/646 whoah passingOUT

check out the childlish abusing sentences, never long and coherent, never well written nor expressed.
she always pretends to be from europe, and to be french and I guess everybody has noticed that. but true european girls never say “I’m european” right? you cannot say I’m european as opposed to “I’m american”. Europe is not a country, it’s a continent with a bunch of very powerfull countries which have strong and very different identities, often hate each other. We’re trying to built an european identity though, but a french girl will always feel french above all.
I’m french and I know what I’m talking about. She doesn’t sound french at all. (if it’s the case though pull me some french on here, you know who you are). I do think she is actually british, she soo sounds like a british girl especially when she abuses others when the dicussions are heating (look at MOS and whoahpassingOUT posts= she at her best).

and last but not least, as I said this one is a complete mental freak who thinks that Chinnifer Maniston is her THING, and nobody has the right to badmouth her SISTER, and as long as there are people who do so SHE will be there to PROTECT her idol and to ABUSE angelina. within how many posts did she repeat again and again the whole lists of gossip threads??? how does she know that unless she is equally freaking around out there as she does on here?

let’s have a close up look at what she’s writing: Angelina is NOT beautiful, booboo Angrlina’s kids cannot BE beautiful, booboob Brad is fat….and after all Jen will WIN (anything you want: movies/ acting skills/ hotter boyfriends). She’s also extremely homophobic, and I suspect her to be racist as well (not only towards blacks but also asians… of course Angelina has asian and black kids).
Anyone do agree?

A longer and louder hahahhaha! when john mayer dumps anuston.
Tthis is like an old recording. anuston and fans rejoicing over vince, paul, owen, orlando, even the very much married ben afleck and five other nameless guys. But then after the dumping anuston and her fans will once again play the victim card and go after brad and angie.
Same oldhoho same oldhoho

here you go, there you go and don’t let the door **** hit you on the way out.

why the hens are so angry? her idol is getting warm golden showers everynight, leave brangelina alone.

awwwwwwwww she is so beautiful…..daddys eyes and mummys nose and mouth, u look at her and u think wow so much like daddy but at the same time soooo much like mummy.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1587339/20080512/id_0.jhtml
(Entire article at link)
May 12 2008 5:02 PM EDT
Myanmar: As The Cyclone Death Toll Soars, Why Aren’t Relief Efforts Bigger?

Government suppression of information has probably played a role.

By Gil Kaufman

Whether the cause is awareness of environmental issues, the slow government response to Hurricane Katrina, the massive need for aid in the wake of the 2004 Indonesian tsunami or the grim situation in war-torn Darfur, over the past few years major disasters around the globe have elicited rapid, highly publicized responses.

Celebrities — tapping their star power to encourage people to donate food, clothing and an extra set of hands to help those in need — have often used their influence to raise awareness and spur action to save lives, resulting in tens of millions of dollars raised.

But more than a week after a powerful cyclone hit the Asian nation of Myanmar, there has been very little of that kind of response, despite the fact that some experts are now saying the cyclone may result in more than 100,000 deaths and the displacement of more than a million people. Why is there so little talk outside the world of disaster relief agencies about this massive loss of life?

There are several contributing factors, first and foremost among them that the country’s secretive ruling junta (the military group that has ruled the nation since 1962) has allowed very little information about the effects of Tropical Cyclone Nargis to leak out, which has hampered journalists from reporting on the disaster. Initial reports on the impact of Nargis put the death toll at a few hundred — but that number climbed to more than 10,000 within days of the storm, and estimates place it at more than 100,000 dead in light of the slow response and fears of additional deaths from malaria. At press time on Monday (May 12), the official death toll was nearly 32,000, with 30,000 still missing.

Additionally, the government initially barred relief agencies from entering the country to assist those most deeply affected in the southern Irrawaddy River Delta region and rejected offers from the United States to send aid. While blocking the help, the isolationist government — which at first said it could handle the situation itself — focused instead over the weekend on passing a referendum on a new constitution, despite pleas from the international community to delay the parliamentary procedure and focus on saving lives. The United Nations called the blocking of aid caravans into the country “unprecedented.”

Mike Kiernan, a spokesperson for the relief agency Save the Children — which already had 500 aid workers in Myanmar working on education and child protection, who were ready to respond to the disaster before it happened — said some stars have quietly come forward, such as Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon and Don Cheadle, who donated $250,000 to relief through their Not On Our Watch charity.

eheh…paltrow sleeps with meyer,while the x factor sleeps with mayer.lol! thank you bdj.

http://www.makeitrightnola.org

Good Morning all and fan club members for Peeboy.
National Alledger is becoming my favorite junk web site. They blame Mama Angie for everything and quite comical. “AJ wears binkin, is it because of whiny?” “Megan Fox goes topless, Is it because of the sexy AJ?”, “BP gets tats, did the sexy AJ enslave him and made him do it?. Just a small sample of their mindless headlines. They should just call themselves, “Bitter hens will work for free to trash AJ”. However, I digress. Have a great day and make it a MIR day. Thanks for all the updates Just Jared, Our Man about town or roving blogger. Peace to all.