Angelina Jolie @ Kung Fu Panda Premiere

Excuse me !!! Jennih0 was dry humping Vince Vaughn in Chicago.
BEFORE the ink was dry on the divorce paper. End of story!! So don’t even go there! and what’s up with you jenh0 fans always trying to get “the world” involved in your battles? weakass b&tches!!

Yep, Brad and Angelina = Beauty and The btich that is trés jolie is The Beast..

# 745 lennie @ 05/16/2008 at 8:08 am

Hi guys! I’m French and for few days now I don’t have to check on JustJared to see some pics of them, simply because they are the biggest thrill that ever happened here in Cannes. There are news and pics about them everywhere, from very formal evening news and movie critics to journalists and paparazzi. Angie’s natural and charming behaviour totally make the homecrowd in love with her. She has stood to be so witty during a Kung Fu press conference of the way she handled some tricky questions, like those about her father or about her dubbed as THE tigress at home towards Brad. She speaks her mind, she’s not afraid to be sexy and giggly at the same time, and we love that.

Last night she totally stole the show with her gorgeous emerald green dressShe’s breathtaking. Today when I turned the TV on, and everybody agrees that Angelina has that sparkle only the greatest have. And anti-americans more than ever, French journalists kindly said that Angelina is the pity party who??? yes, the anti pity party soo broken EX, and they say that american journalists never end make money out of the so called poor Brad who cannot escape the tigress, while in fact Brad is a very proud papa of many kids and a very happy boyfriend of the most beautiful actress in the world. YAY YAY it made my day

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Hi Lennie. Thanks for the information. It’s nice to see people outside the US aren’t as blinded by the media triangle BS as the American public seems to be. Of course I think it helps that the X is nobody in most of the rest of the world and Europeans are more blase about failed relationships - especially celebs - than most Americans are.

Since I’m in a good mood let me share with you what the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD knows. Brad dumped that sorry ass!! He is happy with his soul mate. Instead of being bitter over someone else’s divorce. Why don’t you come and join us in the celebration. I don’t mind sharing love and happiness with you trolls. CHEERS!!

lainey’s account

French Frenzy for the Party Pitts
It wasn’t quite as f*cked up as it was in Toronto during TIFF http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_and_Angelina_Jolie_mobbed_in_Toronto.aspx but the scene last night as the Pitts were leaving the palais was pretty intense. Many people were waiting for them to come out: paps, civilians, randoms… and they surged forward as the couple approached the car.

Brad and Angelina were cautious but pretty chill. Brad apparently had a locked grip on her arm, and was heard snapping a quick “woah!” at one dude, but for the most part, they kept moving forward calmly, letting security manage the sh*show around them.

Am told that once she was safely seated in the back, she put her hand to his face and he reached over and slid his hand over her thigh. Like a repeat of last year, only this time it wasn’t… lustful. Their security then flashed lights at the cameras to block the intimate photos before the driver inched away and eventually sped off.

As for where they went in the car… would you believe the Pitts hit up Nikki Beach? The Kung Fu Panda after party was held there and surprisingly enough, the Euro cheese was kept to a minimum. Relatively speaking. Everyone was shocked that Brad and Angelina actually showed up, especially considering the crowd. But working for Dreamworks brings with it a different set of expectations.

Still… the Pitts were totally game. They mingled all night, inseparable and holding hands all night, and their security was relatively non-aggressive. No one could get close so trying wasn’t even a consideration and kind of lame if you think about it but they were so relaxed and in their element and friendly with everyone that it probably wouldn’t have been a disaster to approach. Many people did.

They served Chinese food and she ate some noodles. Then there was an ultimate showbiz moment as she and Brad were asked to pose with George Lucas. Everyone kinda stood around in awe.

Before long she was tired. She was holding her back and shortly after that, Brad started summoning his people.

Afterwards everyone kept talking about how kind and sweet she was. A certain journalist who I see often who’s a crusty old ******* left that party completely in love with her, believing her when she told him that the story he told her about his experience in India was inspiring.

Now they’re expected to lay low for a few days until The Changeling next week, hosting a dinner party or two at their villa with Clint Eastwood when he arrives.

I saw SHOWBIZ TONIGHT on HEADLINE NEWS CNN poke fun at the JOLIE-PITTS. They put the family in the BRADY BUNCH SQUARES.

Angelina never said she didn’t know Brad was married. She said from what she knew he was married to his best friend and had a “Happy marriage.” there aren’t any photos of AJ and BP all over each other while filming MaMS because it didn’t happen.

lainey’s account

P*rn is Sweet
There was a new element to Pitt P*rn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps and gymnastics in the bedroom, what emerged instead was an intoxicating illustration of a couple totally in tune and deeply in love. Rossum over my gush, please go ahead. But no one watching the Sweet Pitt P*rn last night would disagree. They are sickeningly appealing.

As you would expect, the crowd went bananas when they arrived. Even hours before. The lines on the Croisette were thicker, louder, and more restless. When they finally came out of their car, they lost their sh*t. And they were not disappointed.

The Pitts, it seems have taken on a rather royal comportment. On any other occasion it would be like – whatever, sit DOWN movie stars but given the welcome they received, it almost seemed fitting. There is a benevolence to the way they look upon their subjects, the super fans and the Brangelunatics screaming their tits off, that actually validates their devotion. In the day and age of reality loser stars, those who become famous for no reason – an epidemic created by Ebola Paris Hilton and perpetuated by Heidi Montag – these two are legitimate supernovas. If anyone deserves that kind of crazy, it is indeed the Brange.

She was breathtaking last night night. In a green dress with her baby boobs on display and her hair hanging loosely by her face, he kept his eyes on her pretty much the entire time. There were a lot of secret giggles – they do this a lot – probably fake as sh*t but you swallow it whole anyway, especially when they sell it so well.

As opposed to previous Pitt P*rn product placements, there was very little hand on ass. Instead, he kept his arm around her waist or resting on occasion lightly on her shoulder, rubbing the pointy bone right where the shoulder means the top of your arm.

When she was asked to pose alone or with her costars, she’d return to him almost with a smile seeking approval. Like … hi! Was I ok? It was the cutest thing. And just before heading inside, right after they had finished with a final pose at the top of the stairs, she turned to him and seemed to take a deep breath of relief. You could see him ask her – you alright? And she said yeah, and then he dipped down quickly and nipped her on the side of the neck before some security dude barked at everyone to go to the right.

One quick note about her due date – apparently they’re saying now that Dustin Hoffman was joking about August 19th. That Angie told a French tv station that she was due in a few weeks. Needless to say, if that’s the case, the Wonder Twins will not be activated on 8/8/8.

Hi Guli,

Can you post this video at JJB, I don’t have time, thanks a lot. Bye. I probably won’t post until tonight or tomorrow.

Kung Fu Panda Crew Red Carpet@Cannes 2008 (Jolie-Pitt)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lEi4MAI_nGM

I just love her so much!!!! It is amazing how she steals the limelight whereever she goes. I bet this really surprises her considering all she has gone through. People just love to read about her whether they love her or hate her. Look at the haters here. They beat us to comments. The media loves her because she sells. Yes she was the focus of the RC at the premier but not because of the movie but because of her life. People complain about this but she is not the one bringing the focus to her life and her family. When her people tried to stop the focus from being about her life and family she got negative publicity about her being too controlling and when she answers questions now and try to be open then they say she wants to steal the show. I think she is a beautiful woman that has finally find her niche in the world in her family, doing films she loves, found the right partner and in helping others. I really feel that Brad is responsible for her finding this niche also. I think they complete each other and provide that special something that was missing in their prior relationships. The media love them because they are different from any other couple and they do have that old hollywood glamour that we do not see too often. They seem sophisticated when they get dressed up but can also dress down and just normal not impressing anyone but enjoying their precious children or doing good for others. Brad’s parents should be grateful to Angie, if he had not met her, their son would be going to premiers, going out to eat at expensive restaurant, going to Mexico and walloping on the beach and making movies and maybe every now and then supporting a cause or charity. He has matured and became a man and father since being with Angie. Brad has helped Angie develop trust in a relationship again and provided the stability and security which she did have before and also a sense of a real family which she never had before. I just admire them so much and feel so lcuky to catch a glimpse into their busy life every now and then. This has been an amazing couple of weeks and just think we got the premier coming up next week.
LOVE me some Brad, Angie, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh and the future twins.

“But now we’ve got our three-year-old and our four-year-old keep saying that they have animals in their belly!

“So our daughter keeps saying that she’s got little piggies and she has to eat brownies because the piggies need to eat brownies. And our 4-year-old thinks, you know, says he’s got monkeys. So… it’s become fun in the house.”
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wow. thank you. i am so loving these quotes. the JP kids are so much fun. :)

She looks amazing beyond belief. But Brad Pitt is looking so old.