Angelina Jolie @ Kung Fu Panda Premiere

#874: Oh, is that why she’s killing herself to get back in shape and compete in the movie business once again? Please…negative or not, every movie star in Hollywood right now is wishing they had the clout and the power of the Jolie-Pitts. They’re international, baby and they move with the real shakers and movers. Did you see how Katzenberg was clinging to Brad? And where George Lucas is requesting for a photo with the couple?

Excuse me…but Paltrow has been a social climbing condescending arrogant hypocrite from day one. She never thought Brad would be this big, this long. She is so jealous of Angelina she couldn’t even try hiding her feelings when they asked her to wish them well on this pregnancy. Ohhh, to be the toast at the Cannes! She’s gritting her teeth in agony!

# 792 piper, with a low @ 05/16/2008 at 10:47 am

Amen, Piper. As soon as Brad or Angie do something Friedman doesn’t agree with he;ll be up their butts with a microscope and a pair of tweezers.

Oh, waving back to Felinelilly and guli! What a splendid morning. It’s like getting your review after a broadway show. Success!

# 793 cheaters @ 05/16/2008 at 10:50 am
# 796 cheaters @ 05/16/2008 at 10:54 am

Wah wah weeeeee….

STFU and go away. You’re just about the lamest troll evah.

#881: oh, Saraicita. I’m sorry. Hope he gets through without any problems and soon. We’ll pray for his speedy recovery. Take care.

# 822 GMTV-UK @ 05/16/2008 at 11:30 am

“But now we’ve got our three-year-old and our four-year-old keep saying that they have animals in their belly!

“So our daughter keeps saying that she’s got little piggies and she has to eat brownies because the piggies need to eat brownies. And our 4-year-old thinks, you know, says he’s got monkeys. So… it’s become fun in the house.”

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ROTFLMAO. Z and her food. First it was daddy crying because she couldn’t have a cookie and now her inner piggies need brownies! LOL. That kid is going to run them ragged.

The World loves the Jolie-Pitts and the trolls are so envious.

# 881 Saraicita @ 05/16/2008 at 2:06 pm —OMG Sara —-what’s going on???? Please let us know, my prayers are with you and baby S. and your family!

# 830 cheaters @ 05/16/2008 at 11:52 am

What would I have done in X’s place?

1. Not pretend only 2% of the blame was mine. Nobody’s that damned perfect.

2. Not do the VF interview and have my FRIENDS speak for me. If I felt it needed to be said, I’d say it my damned self and not hide like a 2 year-old.

3. Not embarked on a fake romance with my co-star for PR purposes.

4. Not admit that I go to the beach and throw pity parties for myself and scream at the ocean.

5. Not tell people that my 5 best female friends were more important than the man I was married to.

6. Not let the media turn my divorce into a circus to sell newspapers.

7. Not let my PR ho set my agenda and make me engage in a ***-for-tat media campaig whenever my ex had a major life event or a movie to promote.

8. Not embark on the Ass & Cooch Tour and look like a desperate nearly 40 year-old woman trying to remain relevant and compete with women 10, 15 and 20 years my junior.

9. Not stalk my ex and give him ultimatums to take me back when he’s already made it clear he doesn’t want to go back. Dignity is not a four-letter word.

And last but not least…

10. I would have wished my ex and his new girlfiend well and congratulate them on the birth of their baby and asked the media to let sleeping dogs lie because we’ve both moved on and further analysis and finger pointing is futile and mean-spirited..

PS - it kills me when these trolls ask to be put on blast…

‘Wanted’ Officially Goes Viral

I guess whether we like it or not, viral campaigns are hot, hip and here to stay. Universal pictures has launched the viral site for Timur Bekmambetov’s Wanted, and it all revolves around a shadowy group known as the Fraternity of Weavers. Now for the tricky part: to crack the code on the website you must enter five secret words to earn a peek at the handbook for the fraternity — plus you get a little bit more info behind Angelina’s bad-ass hand tattoo. So if you’re the kind of person who likes puzzles, then feel free to figure it out on your own. But, if you’re like me and a little impatient, you can click over to Coming Soon and they have the solution — I won’t spoil it here.

Wanted is based on Mark Millar’s graphic novel about an everyday schmo (as played by James McAvoy) who turns out to be the heir to a secret society of assassins. Angelina Jolie stars as Fox, the second in command and mentor to McAvoy. Morgan Freeman plays the elder statesman and co-founder of the group, while hip-hop artist Common stars as the weapons expert, The Gunsmith.

The viral site provides plenty of background info on the history of the ancient fraternity, but for the most part it’s a bunch of spiritual mumbo-jumbo about fate, destiny, the Cathars, and ancient weaving cults — oh, and plenty of Wikipedia links. There’s also a sign up page if you’re interested in becoming a member of the fraternity (hazing optional?). One imagines more viral goodies will most likely show up at some point before Wanted opens in theaters on June 27th.

# 851 nikomilinko @ 05/16/2008 at 12:35 pm

Would you PLEASE stop spamming this thread with your paid-to-promote links! I’m flagging them so Jared can delete this crap. Get your own blog if you want to earn some money!

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just checking in to see if there are any new pictures…hello’s to the regulars! (((waving)))