OlderJohn Mayer Upgrades to Blackberry Bold
John Mayer shows off the perks of being a celebrity in his latest blog entry, showing the world the latest and greatest from RIM — The Blackberry Bold. Here’s what he blogged:
“Hi. My name is John. I like cool stuff, early. Is that so wrong? Isn’t it funny how there are no more “geeks” in the world? Remember the distinction? Now everyone is a geek. So the word is dead. Maybe that’s where “douche” was born. The human need to separate and demean. Who knows. At any rate, It has blazing fast 3G and twice the screen resolution, and the fonts look like something out of the New York Times. Which makes “WHERE R U” read as if it were an op/ed.”
Where do you think Mayer took this photo of his new Blackberry? Jennifer Aniston’s hotel room, perhaps??
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39 dig it. @ 05/15/2008 at 9:34 pm CLINIQUA You’re such a douchbag. Heard you got BANNED from Dlisted… Nobody can stand you there. You’re so hateful.
If Jared banned you from here, he would have 75% less traffic!
You just cannot take what you dish out.
Five years from now you’ll still be here, talking trash about Jennifer Aniston.
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Bahahahahaha!! WRONG. Bish, I don’t even go to no gadammned D-listed. Whatcha’ talkin’ bout Willis?? I guarantee you THIS…if I did go to D-listed, or Perez, or wherever the f*ck I wanted to go (besides JJ and JJB), I’d make those motherfackin’ sites explode too. have you heard the phrase, ‘build it and they will come.’ Well it’s been changed to, ‘Get Cliniqua, and they will come!’ Maniston better pray I don’t take my show on the road to other sites and start calling her out there too. You’re making me truly think about it. D-listed here I come! ;-)
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well………no………sweety you can’t go back to Dlisted. Everyone knows you were banned from there. You have severe anger management issues that you should address. The only thing that explodes around you is your very own temper. Almost all of these posts about John Mayer are from you. It’s easy to see your Style of writing in each one. You think you’re fooling ppl but your so transparent.
Halli @ 05/15/2008 at 9:08 pm
Lella, you can kiss my ass. 80% of people here thinks he is a douche and he is. Why would you assume I take up some other name? Do you see my name in all the Aniston posts? Hell no, this is the first time I replied on Aniston or Mayer. I guess you think everyone here who thinks Mayer is a douche is the same person too? Dumbass.
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Halli..er… Cllinique……..no, you’re wrong. He has a very large, as in huge, fan base who don’t think that at all. Almost ALL of his concerts are SOLD OUT which tells me he is respected and very well liked.
You think he’s a douche because you’re so jealous of Jennifer Aniston that you’re eating yourself up alive. You need to learn how to deal with that or else you’re going to end up with cancer, or heart disease. You will make yourself sick. I”m serious Clinique, these kind of negative emotions are damaging to your health. You’re hurting no one but yourself. You can rail against JA forever and you will never hurt her in even a tiny, tiny way. Think about it. Maybe you could talk to someone about your feelings.
mayer wheres your green bikini loan it to jen ho,would love to see her in it.i’m still laughing Jennifer Aniston stole the Cubans Kisser,Perez Hilton You Go Gurl.Just what the pee-er needs is a 40 year old to potty trainer…..what a joke.
i want one of those too…..!
I remeber John Mayer large fan base agreeing that he was a douche bag because I was one of the fans posting on his site saying. I agree he is a douche bag. You can tell the PR people are at work here.
John is funny and smart. He is just a bit goofy and likes to mess with the tabloid press because they are not very funny themselves and and not smart enough to get his humor. It is so funny the people who hang on Perez Hilton’s every word. Perez Hitlton is a douche bag and full of himself. Perez really thinks he’s a celebrity now which is a joke.
You post something on your own blog because you assume people who don’t hate you are there reading it. I love that people think he’s a publicity ***** because someone else (aka, celebrity bloggers) lift what he’s put on his site and post it elsewhere. Nice logic, people.
The man is talented, attractive and self-deprecating. Apparently incredibly self-aware too, from what it looks like. For the record, if those are “douchebag” qualities, sign me up. I’ll take that over someone who takes themselves WAY too seriously and is hanging on by a thread of talent any day of the week.
That being said, that phone looks pretty sweet.
John is a big fat headed douche bag. Thats why his head in so big.
He needs to house all that giant size ego. All the pr crap will not change it. I will not buy that phone just because it’s in his hand.
Goody luck lying to your self Notbusy/Ha.
People that really hate John just aren’t smart enough to understand him. The truth hurts.
Apparently they can’t type either, notbusy. hehehe
Notbusy. A person doesn’t need to be smart or enlightened to understand such a shallow,uneducated,not so talented,bed-hopping,piece of fluff-that is John Mayer! You said really hate John. No, not true. Just can’t stand infantile,immoral behavior. What’s to understand? You are correct. Even someone with an I.Q. of 2. could see what a piece of c-ap this idiot is.
Thank you ghost. That was a perfect answer to the idiot notbusy/Ha.
The guy is a big douche bag for sure.. I use to think Jen was so smart but now how does she end up with that dumb a s s who try to make people think he is smart. Unless she is as dumb as he is.
I use to hate Ange and Brad’s guts but lately I’m begining to rethink that. It’s for sure Mayer is a nasty douche bag that say alot of horrible things about women in his stand up act. You have to not like women to say what he says in his routin.
To show his dislike for women he stomped stupid Jessica Simpson in the ground after using her. Mayer’s history speaks loud and clear.
Now here is another woman hanging out with him knowing his history.
I see Jennifer as a desperate women now.
It’s not debatetable he is a douche bag. I believe the old saying “birds of a feather flock together” so Jen there you go.
I think that perhaps the both of you should not believe everything you read in the tabs. “Immoral behavior”? Huh?
Ghost, you mentioned above that you can’t believe that this man’s new phone is “newsworthy”. The last time I checked, a celebrity blog is not considered news in any sense of the word. In case you haven’t noticed, the most retarded pieces of information are considered worth posting on these sites and that choice is left solely up to the person who runs the blog, so why don’t you take it up with Jared?
Seems like there was a nerve struck with you and with Ellen when the possibility that you might not get him because you’re not intelligent enough was mentioned - generally when a nerve is struck, that means there’s some truth behind what was said. I think I’m done with this idiotic conversation now. Maybe you guys can get back to new ways of using the word douche and talking about peeing on people.
Ha, I never said anything about peeing on anyone but I stand by what I said thatJohn Mayer is a big DOUCHE BAG. Maybe that struck a nerve with you because there is some truth to it.
He is a Douche bag.
I couldn’t resist!
I really used to like Mayer - before he started to go out
with a nasty, plastic Anuston.
At least, Jessica was young.
Anuston is 9 years older? he looks like her son, MUCH younger.
And Pitt is 12 years older than Angie (pervert!)
BTW, does the old-timer anuston know that he said that
ANGELINA is the MOST BEAUTIFUL girl in the world!
Poor Anuston..but, she deserves that..if nothing, for trying to stab in
the back the GOOD people (Angie &Pitt, esp. ANGIE ),
for LYING and MANIPULATING with her HUVANE.
I wonder how he even pees on that.
Ha . was that the best you could do for a witty retort? the only thing that happened when I read your comment, witch by the way made no cense what so ever, was make me empty my colin. great poop! Typing with you is like a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent. Where do you think a blog gets this story? The news! I am commenting on the news piece, not Jared! I don’t blame anyone for trying to make money from an entertaining blog. I was talking about the actions of looser-boy, woman, bashing, **** named John Mayer
Hi Ha. I’m sorry I can’t resist my next comment. Jared just posted pics of jennifer playing with kids on the set in Phily. Please,please,please Jen don’t touch those kids, we know who you have been with the last couple of weeks. yuck! I’m bad I know.
The phone is a lot cooler than he is.
I went to his concert with my wife and I literally fell asleep during the show. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
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