OlderJohn Mayer Upgrades to Blackberry Bold
Thu, 15 May 2008 at 5:43 pm
John Mayer shows off the perks of being a celebrity in his latest blog entry, showing the world the latest and greatest from RIM — The Blackberry Bold. Here’s what he blogged:
“Hi. My name is John. I like cool stuff, early. Is that so wrong? Isn’t it funny how there are no more “geeks” in the world? Remember the distinction? Now everyone is a geek. So the word is dead. Maybe that’s where “douche” was born. The human need to separate and demean. Who knows. At any rate, It has blazing fast 3G and twice the screen resolution, and the fonts look like something out of the New York Times. Which makes “WHERE R U” read as if it were an op/ed.”
Where do you think Mayer took this photo of his new Blackberry? Jennifer Aniston’s hotel room, perhaps??
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68 Comments
Notbusy. A person doesn’t need to be smart or enlightened to understand such a shallow,uneducated,not so talented,bed-hopping,piece of fluff-that is John Mayer! You said really hate John. No, not true. Just can’t stand infantile,immoral behavior. What’s to understand? You are correct. Even someone with an I.Q. of 2. could see what a piece of c-ap this idiot is.
Thank you ghost. That was a perfect answer to the idiot notbusy/Ha.
The guy is a big douche bag for sure.. I use to think Jen was so smart but now how does she end up with that dumb a s s who try to make people think he is smart. Unless she is as dumb as he is.
I use to hate Ange and Brad’s guts but lately I’m begining to rethink that. It’s for sure Mayer is a nasty douche bag that say alot of horrible things about women in his stand up act. You have to not like women to say what he says in his routin.
To show his dislike for women he stomped stupid Jessica Simpson in the ground after using her. Mayer’s history speaks loud and clear.
Now here is another woman hanging out with him knowing his history.
I see Jennifer as a desperate women now.
It’s not debatetable he is a douche bag. I believe the old saying “birds of a feather flock together” so Jen there you go.
I think that perhaps the both of you should not believe everything you read in the tabs. “Immoral behavior”? Huh?
Ghost, you mentioned above that you can’t believe that this man’s new phone is “newsworthy”. The last time I checked, a celebrity blog is not considered news in any sense of the word. In case you haven’t noticed, the most retarded pieces of information are considered worth posting on these sites and that choice is left solely up to the person who runs the blog, so why don’t you take it up with Jared?
Seems like there was a nerve struck with you and with Ellen when the possibility that you might not get him because you’re not intelligent enough was mentioned - generally when a nerve is struck, that means there’s some truth behind what was said. I think I’m done with this idiotic conversation now. Maybe you guys can get back to new ways of using the word douche and talking about peeing on people.
Ha, I never said anything about peeing on anyone but I stand by what I said thatJohn Mayer is a big DOUCHE BAG. Maybe that struck a nerve with you because there is some truth to it.
He is a Douche bag.
I couldn’t resist!
I really used to like Mayer - before he started to go out
with a nasty, plastic Anuston.
At least, Jessica was young.
Anuston is 9 years older? he looks like her son, MUCH younger.
And Pitt is 12 years older than Angie (pervert!)
BTW, does the old-timer anuston know that he said that
ANGELINA is the MOST BEAUTIFUL girl in the world!
Poor Anuston..but, she deserves that..if nothing, for trying to stab in
the back the GOOD people (Angie &Pitt, esp. ANGIE ),
for LYING and MANIPULATING with her HUVANE.
I wonder how he even pees on that.
Ha . was that the best you could do for a witty retort? the only thing that happened when I read your comment, witch by the way made no cense what so ever, was make me empty my colin. great poop! Typing with you is like a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent. Where do you think a blog gets this story? The news! I am commenting on the news piece, not Jared! I don’t blame anyone for trying to make money from an entertaining blog. I was talking about the actions of looser-boy, woman, bashing, **** named John Mayer
Hi Ha. I’m sorry I can’t resist my next comment. Jared just posted pics of jennifer playing with kids on the set in Phily. Please,please,please Jen don’t touch those kids, we know who you have been with the last couple of weeks. yuck! I’m bad I know.
The phone is a lot cooler than he is.
I went to his concert with my wife and I literally fell asleep during the show. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
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