Angelina Jolie Expecting Fraternal Twin Girls?

Thanks for the new thread and pictures Jared, Our Cannes Cannes Blogger of facts and rumors. Best wishes to AJ on a healthy delivery of twin babies. Time will tell on the sexes. Papa Pitt must be one happy and proud Papa. He is fulfilling his dreams after waiting some long. Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh are cuties and BP and AJ will help them in welcoming the new babies. Peace to all.

#53: Thank you, bdj. Whoever would have thought that Billiebob would have more class than Gwynnie who was supposed to have been educated and raised in the upper echelons of society?

When asked if she had any well wishes to convey to the JPs baby news, she came out with a resounding “NO!”. Let’s not mention the other one who has kept mum all these years except when throwing pity parties or getting some snark in. People…sigh!

Only tension I see are the desperado hens examining and spinning (as only hens can do) pictures of a a couple trying to get through a sea of Paps. Meanwhile, the “haircare products” couple are continuing their PDA romance in a tab, People Magazine(PDA central) and blogs near you.

Damn i came here for info,so many of jen’s hens here hating.WHY?

sue @ 05/16/2008 at 4:13 pm
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No. But i do feel a “tension” between Angelina and the man on the suit.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=jolie-fraternal&pic=angelina-jolie-fraternal-twin-girls-03.jpg
Look at his face… there’s tension… at least on his part.

Man, you really have problems.

Felinelilly: yes, i think you have the perfect excuse to have ice creams everyday. In what part of California do you live?, Is it spring there, right?.
bdj: Hi, and thanksfor the article of BBT. Is nice of him to say those kind words.of Angie.

Good Afternoon BAMPZS + 2 ville

LOL - I’m up and there’s a new thread, it worked again.

Papa Pitt looks so protective of his baby Mama. Just makes you feel good seeing these two together doesn’t ?

waves to everyone on board - need to catch up - brb

How do you know if it’s wedding ring?He designs rings for company.Maybe they are Married.

They look so hot.

P*rn is Sweet

There was a new element to Pitt P*rn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps and gymnastics in the bedroom, what emerged instead was an intoxicating illustration of a couple totally in tune and deeply in love. Rossum over my gush, please go ahead. But no one watching the Sweet Pitt P*rn last night would disagree. They are sickeningly appealing.

As you would expect, the crowd went bananas when they arrived. Even hours before. The lines on the Croisette were thicker, louder, and more restless. When they finally came out of their car, they lost their sh*t. And they were not disappointed.

The Pitts, it seems have taken on a rather royal comportment. On any other occasion it would be like – whatever, sit DOWN movie stars but given the welcome they received, it almost seemed fitting. There is a benevolence to the way they look upon their subjects, the super fans and the Brangelunatics screaming their tits off, that actually validates their devotion. In the day and age of reality loser stars, those who become famous for no reason – an epidemic created by Ebola Paris Hilton and perpetuated by Heidi Montag – these two are legitimate supernovas. If anyone deserves that kind of crazy, it is indeed the Brange.

She was breathtaking last night night. In a green dress with her baby boobs on display and her hair hanging loosely by her face, he kept his eyes on her pretty much the entire time. There were a lot of secret giggles – they do this a lot – probably fake as sh*t but you swallow it whole anyway, especially when they sell it so well.

As opposed to previous Pitt P*rn product placements, there was very little hand on ass. Instead, he kept his arm around her waist or resting on occasion lightly on her shoulder, rubbing the pointy bone right where the shoulder means the top of your arm.

When she was asked to pose alone or with her costars, she’d return to him almost with a smile seeking approval. Like … hi! Was I ok? It was the cutest thing. And just before heading inside, right after they had finished with a final pose at the top of the stairs, she turned to him and seemed to take a deep breath of relief. You could see him ask her – you alright? And she said yeah, and then he dipped down quickly and nipped her on the side of the neck before some security dude barked at everyone to go to the right.

One quick note about her due date – apparently they’re saying now that Dustin Hoffman was joking about August 19th. That Angie told a French tv station that she was due in a few weeks. Needless to say, if that’s the case, the Wonder Twins will not be activated on 8/8/8.

sarah @ 05/16/2008 at 4:26 pm
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Sarah, STFU!!!!!

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

They didn’t go back to their kids and stayed in the hotel last night. awwww, daddy and mommy alone time. HOT SEX.

i agree @ 05/16/2008 at 4:01 pm sorry but there’s no way they did this naturally.

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And why not? It happens naturally all the time.

I see people are giving lessons on twins and twin conception, so I’ll throw in my own run down if you will indulge me:

It is the female who determines if a pregnancy is a single or multiple. Some women, because of a genetic predosition to do so, have the ability to either a) split a single fertilized egg into 2 embryos, or b) ovulate more than one egg at a time, which may or may not be fertilized by different sperm (this explains those freaky stories you hear about women who have twins with different fathers…it means she had sex with different men within about 24 hours of each other and there was sperm from each in her tubes when she dropped the eggs). The sperm will fertilize as many eggs as happen to be sitting there in the fallopian tube, 1, 2, 3, or 10.

It is the male who determines the sex of a child. Eggs always contain the X chromosome, and the sperm may either be carrying an X or Y. If an X sperm fertilizes the egg, it will be a girl, XX. If a Y reaches it first, then XY, a boy.

Identical twins are always the same sex, fraternal may or may not be. Fraternal twins are not any more genetically alike then regular siblings. In fact, they ARE regular siblings…they just happened to be in the uterus together at the same time.

There are about 300-600 million sperm cells in one ejaculate from a healthy man. Only about 50 reach the egg. Only the strongest make it that far. A man who has a sperm count of say, 20 million is really considered sterile because it is highly unlikey any will survive long enough, given their high death rate and the ****** being a basically unfriendly environment for them. All the sperm on the outmost edges of the ejaculate are pretty much goners the minute they hit the ******. The ones in the center survive. Sperm like an alkaline environment, and the ****** is highly acidic, although women do secrete an alkaline fluid (from the bartholin’s glands) when they are aroused which makes the ****** temporarily more tolerable for them…so it’s not like we don’t so ANYTHING to accommodate the little guys, ladies! haha!! We *do* make an effort to make them comfortable. ; )

Eggs live about 24-36 hours, sperm for about 72. It takes them at least 12-24 hours to swim all the way up into the tubes, so most of the doctors I know will tell women who are trying to conceive to have sex right before they are due to ovulate, that way the sperm will be sitting in the tubes waiting when the egg arrives from the ovary. Eggs that are fertilized towards the end of the 24-36 hour period don’t have as good a chance. Oh, and did you know ovaries take turns each month ovulating? Fascinating!

There are so many things that can go wrong, I am personally amazed it happens right as often as it does! haha!!

sara/sue -

Your posts give me a chance to post lainey’s account