John Mayer is a Mickey Mouse Man

He looks hot!

Camera huh?.I bet we are going to see a P O R N tape with them soon. I don’t trust him.

He’s looking really good. Maybe Jen can un-douche him. Make him write better songs.

how tall is he? looks bigger than i thought

love him

mayer’s looking a little like brad pitt now.

John looks great here! A Canon I see, that answers my ?

Have you seen the mini rolli?

Yikes! That’s gotta be some BIG photo project. Lookin good, Future Mr. Aniston. *rolls eyes*

he looks hot. i love how he looks lately, probably the classy lady near him is helping too.

don’t you think he’d go for angelina if he had the chance?

looks better with the short hair.

I love John mayer and Jennifer
He more hot than Brad Pitt, well it’s not important if he is hot or not, i just want he treat Jen nice and love her forever.
*sorry i got drunk now * but i love them both.

Photography is Jennifer’s hobby,I think he wanted to surprise her but
he got caught.That’s why he was trying to cover his purchase,not steal
it.

I like Jennifer and John together. She’s beautiful and he’s handsome
and a very respected musician.

Oh, he rocks that t-shirt. Man he buys cameras one after another. I bet his laptop is full of pics. OH, and he looks amazing. It appears Jennifer has a great effect on him.

ya know John has a heck of a lot of fans, a heck of a lot, and keep this up and you’re going to be making enemies Jared.

He looks hawt. The samples he realeased of his future songs sound amazing too. He’s a total hit. No wonder someone like Jennifer fall for him.

what about the do???

with that big camera Maniston should beware.. one day sex video of him urinating on Maniston will circulating on the internet.

This creepy douche bag is trying to change his image by putting on a Mickey Mouse shirt. He is dumber than we thought. How is that going to change the fact that he likes to deep kiss guys like Perez while women like Jessica Simpson works him from below.
Jen is just like Jessica Simpson. John likes them dumb.

Posts across the internet repeat the samething. Here is one I pull from another site:

Media brain washing. This was in my Critical Thinking class.
Here is another point. In order to make a publicity stunt work you have to man the the person’s web sites to make sure you sway the minds into buying this publicity stunt. The PR team will leak reports like this all summer. Then get on the web site and blog to keep you going along with the story. Just to try to make this believeable.
This reports are leaking from the same people. If it’s so true then why leak stuff. Time will tell everyone that it’s real.
These stupid I’m in love reports jumped the shark. It’s too soon for anybody to be in love. It’s kind of like Jessica Simpson running around telling everyone that she and Tony are getting married after dating for only 2 weeks. These reports seem so desperate that I feel sorry for those involved.
I’m just disappointed John Mayer would be a part of a pr stunt. I thought talent rule not publicity tricks.
Seriously I would fire the PR team.
I also think Jen’s looks are plain old average and nothing special.

Douche bag got what he wants.

Dating and relationship expert Matt Titus sees this kind of behavior as an ego trip.

“I think John likes to conquer the current ‘It girl,’” he said. “I think he has a very egotistical freak in him that’s masked by that pretty-boy artist-who-doesn’t-care vibe. He aims for the ‘It girl’ to make him the big guy in Hollywood, the guy on all the magazine covers alongside Jennifer Aniston. Mission accomplished.”

Being a John fan I think he sold out to a Publicity Stunt and I’m disappointed that talent was not enough.

beware jen, angelina will “try” to steal him from you…that’s totally her!

Photography is also John’s hobby. The camera could have been for him.

Dee that was a real stupid thing to say. Who would want a closet gay douche bag guy that kissed Perez over Brad pit. Just…really stupid.
You made your self look really bad.
Mr. John Aniston is perfect.

Sorry Dee Brad is 100x times better than John and John know that.
Whats going to do Maniston in is this constant competing with Brad and Ange on the part of Jens fan. So we all have to do is just sit back and wait.

Yeah, he tried to steal the camera and then spent $11,000.

These threads get so ridiculous. Some people believe anything they read or whatever they want to see.

He looks better and better every time we see him.

Mr. Jennifer Aniston is a major douche bag and no women ain’t gonna change it. He needs to fix that from with in.

=( Jennifer Aniston gets to kiss him and not me.

=) Happy for the both of them. Hope it lasts. I think they make a really cute couple.

Only thing that has bothered me about Jenn recently though is that I hear she was calling her waitress “sweetheart” while at a resturant with friends. I hate when people call me sweetheart. It seems so old ladish.

He’s very hot! And talented. Why all the hate for John?

Just like Jennifer Aniston, he has gorgeous hair.

His new dream become “The big guy in Hollywood” what an ego!
Jen’s dream to have The big guy in Hollywood” I’m sorry but that sound like super douche bags to me.
I wonder if it’s true that Jen is not helping her mother who is really sick. She’s seen in the ER because she does not have insurance.
Jen refuse to help her. That is so sad and disgusting if it’s true.

This guy seems to be a real douche, but there is something about him that is attractive.

This douche bag is turning 31 in Oct. but still acts like an immature jerk of 17. I can’t wait untill he is pushing her around in a wheel chair. At least his dad had good sense to get a younger women. Brains are not Johns strong point. Jen is a washed old hag that needs media attention. If it was not for that she would not give this douche bag a second look. His career is going down and he needs to fill up his summer tour.