Jake & Reese are a Luxxe Couple

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I like them - how long they are together now? I am jealous of Reese ;)

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I LIKE THEM BOTH ALTHOUGH I THINK SHE SHOULD GET BACK HER BABY/S FATHER…..

WELL FOR JAKE I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE A PIECE OF HIM AND HE SHOULD NOT REALLY HAVE ANY DIFFICULTIES ATTRACTING ANYONE ESPECIALLY IN THAT AMERICAN CELEB WORLD…IT IS LIKE THEY SLEEP WITH ALMOST EVERYONE!!!!!!

Don’t really like both of them, but Jake looks hot!

Not much of a fan of either yet there is a for real/forever vibe about them I like. I won’t be surprised if the marry.

jpf

Olga, since October!!!

Yawnathon!

He looks better with a bit of scruff.. he’s so gorgeous

they’re so cute… She’s small and sweet and he’s her hero… *lol* Lovely couple!

He looks happy…great for him! :)

sorry i but i just can’t stand them TOGETHER don’t get me wrong i have nothing againt them well i’am not a fan of reese i don’t think she’s that talented (the oscar for walk the line)i wasn’t that amazed by her prestation and i agree a little with ANIA yes she’s not as nice as she seems i don’t know but something annoyes me about her i think she’s okeyyyyyyy BUT JAKEEEE OHHHH JAKE I LOVE HIM he’s so hot funny nice and very talented(brokeback mountain,and the good girl)i don’t hate them but i don’t like them TOGETHER I DON’T THINK THEY MAKE I CUTE COUPLE

Its bad enough he’ll never be a real leading man, he had to date her ugly monster forehead self. If I was ryan I would of kicked bubble boys ass alonggggggggggg time ago.

This couple gets a big (pointy chin) thumbs DOWN.

sigh! what a lucky,lucky girl!
First, the charming and gorgeous Ryan Philippe.
Now, the dashing and handsome Jake Gyllenhaal.
Not only that, they are both very very nice and gentlemen too!!!

There are women who are so unlucky in men! But Reese Witherspoon is just one lucky girl!!!

Reese looks mad about some thing

The people complaining about how much they are annoyed by Reese really need to touch up on their grammar skills.

I think they’re a gorgeous couple.

i liked reese with ryan (my cruel intentions period i guess),but considering that i was obsessed with jake gyllenhaal (my brokeback mountain period),i’m quite glad to see them together.I’m jealous,but they look so cute:reese is short,jake is tall…Gyllenspoon rocks

i think reese does not mind the insults from his fans. if she did, she’d break up with him.

Really could care less about these people.
They are a waste of good air.

Pete totally looks like he will be a porker in about 5-10 years.
Who knows…maybe sooner.
Also, the hipster clothing and emo haircut are getting very old.

She always looks like a frumpy, middle aged woman. When will this PR campaign end. They always look awkard and off whenever they attempt any PDA. Jake is so hot, I’m drooling, but man, he’s definitely p*ssy whipped in this phonymance.

Reese is an fugly uptight ***** if I ever saw one. Two most stupidst couple in Hollywood. Reese shows her age, and Jake looks like a friggin woosy. Loser couple. Stupid movies. I don’t see a stable lengthy future for either of them or together. More Hollyweird PR.

sigh! what a lucky,lucky girl!
- Reese Witherspoon IS SUCH A FAKE

First, the charming and gorgeous Ryan Philippe.
- WHO CHEATED AND DUMPED HER

Now, the dashing and handsome Jake Gyllenhaal.
- FAUXMANCE WITH NOT STRAIGHT COLLEAGUE - PATHETIC

Who flies high falls very deep.

ugly and pathetic

do they ever eat at home or can’t they stand the thought of not being seen together

Jesus Christ! I am still thinking Jake is a Greek God! A perfect prince!
this Reese has big lucky!

Jake Gyllenhaal is a homosexual and is not fooling anybody.

Reese has an old lady face and she’s a midget with a bad bodyshape. If he’s not gay and she his beard, he could do so much better!

i wonder who she’ ll end up with after they break up. who else would suit her?

She needs to put on some of that Avon makeup she shills for. Without it she looks pretty drab.

Good for Jake and Reese! They are talented and seem down to earth. Not to mention Jake is gorgeous. I love that Jake lives his life despite what the haters say. Good for him.

god they are both so bland and boring and overrated. who cares.

Chris
Rees Witherspoon had facelift. Her chin was worse in the past. Then she go in Golden Globe with dress of Kirsten Dunst and do the same hairstyle and shoes. The make up of Rendition was the same make up that the beaufiful Lucy Lawness in television serie “Zena”.

maybe no 29 it’s because english may NOT be their first language and can speak several languages fluently but not english. But I agree nothing wrong with her an ok actress not the best and sorry NOT Oscar worthy but she just is annoying. Sorry all you cute couple lovers.

A ordnary women can’t work in a industry like Hollywood. My mother said for me that when Hollywood had beuatiful actresses in the past and her own style…any ordinary women thought that she would be wonderful, beautiful etc…
In the past there wasn’t place for mediocrity.
Hollywood must learn again to select people to work in their industry.
Every enterpreise of would select their employees!
If I would like to see a ordinary people I go out and I walk on streets. I haven’t to go to the cinema.
For a prostitute with open legs like Reese Witherspoon It is necessary to go to prostitution trotoir on streets. I have never been there!

this guy is uugglly!!! i’m sorry but what r u guys taklin about, reese is way better looking than him, i agree! the only thing good about him is that he is tall, ryan was the gorgeous one! what a horrible choice, i actually think he makes her look too old!
i like her shape, dolly face,

Like Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon whose use sex to become better places in films.
My mother work was a teacher and my father was prominent architect in my country. These two job you must to study and there isn’t possibility for prostitution because you need your brain and creativity to work. In the past the profission as actor and actresses was serious and they could represent several characters. Nowaday Hollywood is a mix of mediocres and nepotism destroy this industry!
I was economist before I got married and nowadays I take care my child with responsability…not like several mothers in our decadent world that let their children free in world like the fish and their abandon eggs everywhere in water.
Perhaps like you mother is a kind of fish too. She abandon you alone in life…You have learn your language at television or in cinema, haven’t you. With so many sweardword!
Lot of mother use the television as babysitter!

Well, I think Jake is GORGEOUS and I don’t care what others say or think. He is totally sexy, has a great face, amazing eyes and a great body. Most importantly I think he is a great actor.

Shut the f*#k up already! @ 05/30/2008 at 5:27 pm

You are not talking about me, are you? Because that’s what I do! :-)
The different is, I feel myself good looking. Especially when I have my sunglasses on!

Nowadays Jake Gyllenhaal has a body of a monkey. He became old too. His voice is has a childish key. We can finbf the same charater in every slams of world. He has the same mentality of those people too. The slams is a concentration of prostitutes and beggers whose believe to win their lifes with dirty ways.
Hollywood and their bad products!

Well marvel of marvels, Jakeypoo, they say, wants to be a father and make some little ones with Reese. Hey, now her two can have some half brothers and sisters. I wonder how they will like that. One wishes them luck and all:

http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?from=rss_Tonight&fArticleId=4431957

Reese said that he grown up…
I believe he is, who wouldn’t grown up after tragic death of close friend, he is now more responsibile…. Go Jakey go……

Ivana
You are perfect write. I hate abosolutely lot of actors and actresses of Hollywood at present. Not all but the most part…
When I compere the new one with the quality of actors in the past I would be very sad. I hate to see the human being decadence.
It worse because I must know observe what they are making to be censure at home. I would like to study again at University archeology and I would prepare for it.

As a general rule you have to understand that the looks of most Hollyweird stars is due to makeup. Without it they would be just plain Joes and Janes, like you and me. Hollyweird has always been about fakekry and illusion. And centered on makeup. The picture here of Reese without her makeup is an example in point. She has pretty good features, aside from that awful chin, but it is makeup that makes her beautiful. Men are a bit better since they wear less makeup. Jake has a good looking face, but it is enhanced I bet, with colored contacts. Reports say his skin is good for a Hollyweird star. Brad Pitt had such awful skin he had to have, they say, his face abraded.

Chris i know who you are, but i want tell……… la la la….

Another thought. He likes to cook. What is he fattened La Witherspoon up to the point that she lost her svelte looks and was no longer a movie star. You know, sort of like that blond who was a friend of Marilyn Monroe, can’t recall her name at the moment. Fat has ruined lots of female movie careers. Let’s hope he keeps Reese thin by cooking her meals of clear soup, watermelon, and raw vegetables and nothing else. No butter, no sugar, no steaks, no pasta, nothing that is really worth eating.

Chris’
If someone give me a house that worth at most 1.5 million……
My little hart wouldn’t make it, i will probably peacefully go on another world….
6 milion, wait i must wake up, currenty i am on the floor….
You Americans really know how to live……
If i live with Jake, i will be happy little pig, who enjoy in life, food and him…
Reese is lucky, after years of misery with Ryan, she start lo live life with full lungs…
I heard somewhere that Brad and Angie buy estate worth 35 milion in France….. That is quite overrated….

In case of Reese Witherspoon…She has a 6 million house that she transformed in a enormous cow stable. This house has a women with a failure marriage and a idiot women with a very big breast like a cow whose dirty every place wherever she goes. When she is in a airplan she transform in a sheap brothel in toilet with anal sex or oral sex and contaminated another people with her filthy hands, mount and ******. Perhaps before she must make a plastic surgery in her butt. Perhaps this way she can control when she has a defecation. Learn not let the people in studio waithing like the director Carnavan etc… This way is the better to throw way her money. It will be wonderful that she is pregnant because she will transform in her age and bad bodyshape definitive in a old monster. She will desappear because she must take care the baby and the other young actresses will have chances to work not this cow…

Someone is jealous……..

She has a 6 million house that she transformed in a enormous cow stable.

Gee, I didn know that. When did you see it? I presume she invited you in to have a look around? Were her cows in good shape? LOL She must drink a lot of milk. LOL

Jake probably needs an “ugly” girl like Reese as a beard so he can get on with his handsome guys. LOL. (I think Jake as a gay is a played out meme—not true to be blunt about it).

Ss’
To bad !!! Tom is already discovered……..

Chris
you didn’t understand what I said The house of 6 million dollar has a once cow is Reese Witherspoon. A cow women is a women with falled bust and the femele sexual organ very big because had lot of children. There is women whose has the body nature…
There are lot of animals in Hollywood. There is another animal Angelina Jolie whos egive for their children fast food for breakfast. chocolate, Coke etc… With lot of nannies all those mental retarded can’t give a decent breakfast for their children!!!
People with bad character make ditry things at beginning or and end.-

“S” I understood you perfectly well. I understood that you are silly and crazy and make stupid remarks about people you never met or will meet and that you are some kind of moralistic relgious nut. It is also bizarre that you would hang out on a fan site when you so despise the people involved. Witherspoon is a movie actor, and that is a job from which people make a living. It is not any dirtier than any other job. If the people involved have character flaws that is too bad, but it doesn’t come from the job. There are plenty of actors in Hollyweird who don’t have any more character flaws than you do. I imagine most of them are not crazy either, but you are.

Chris’
I just read it something which make me so sad, Jake and Reese were spotted on TomKat party….
OMG Jake, please don’t start believe in this scientology……
Don’t let your brain be washed…….. :-(

Just joking :-)
Where are the pictures….

Ivana
You didn’t read Candide. The history is happened in 3 countries…But it isn’t important. I would like to give an example how a aristocratic family go in decadence like the family of Jake Gyllenhhal in Europe.
If the aristocrats would be correct in the past the French Revolution wouldn’t happened!

Ivana
It isn’t important. We can’t know everything! I talked about this book of Voltaire because he criticized the society. In this book was a family in Germany (at this time Sacro German Romain Empire ) whose the war destry their wealth and they lived in misery in Portugal and Argentina (at this time spanish colony). The women was deported to spanish colony because she practice prostitution and at this timeprostitutes would be deporteded for the colonies.

Ivana
Those sects in USA are very dangerous. For 30 years a crazy man convinced the people to go to Guianas in Central America and killed more then 1000 people with poison in water!
The americam army must fight against a sect in Texas.
Now is the Mormon sect whose abused more then 200 children.
The catholic Church are paying lot of is going to compensate for abuse of children too.
USA the parents abandon their children. It is because there is so many victims!
Take care those sect give money for the people too, to attract the people. It isn’t only the brain washed.
I repeat again Hollywood is a slam and a sheap brothel. The gold of them don’t shine. The society is dirty, the people are dirty and the industry is one of dirtiest enterprise that exist!
Wait for the next drama!

You have to feel kinda sorry for Austin Nichols. At one time Jake and he were real buddies, going to basketball games, etc., together and now Jake has “disappeared into marriage” as Gore Vidal puts it and doesn’t have any time for his old bachelor buddies. Poor Austin.

Austin hasn´t been seen with Jake anymore after Reese but Chris always appears with him and Reese!

I love them both…So cute of a couple….Will Jake ever speak about Heath? I hear it is still too sad for him to speak of Heath. They became very close filming BBM and they grew to love each other and respect each other in a very special way. No one will ever forget BBM.

Agree Susan….
I watched Oprah, where Jake and Heath were guests, you can see truly friendship between them…..
Heath was amazing person, with warm character and adorable smile….
I totally understand Jake…….

You too Ivana. Are you really that dumb? They were together with Oprah for PUBLICITY purposes. I saw the interview. No special friendship. Jake did all the talking since he likes to talk and Heath said almost nothing since he didn’t like to talk. Stop making up such nonsense.

Chris/ Jannie/ Jim/ Hugh’
These two must be photographed, that you start believe in his friendship… They shoot movie about gay lovers….
Jake is still trying to get rid eticate which people stick him, even relationship with Reese can’t help him….
He will be always “gay cowboy”…..
What about phonecalls? Did you listen them??
Jake was spotted on “Casanova” premiere….

Ivana this “friendship” between Jake and Heath is mainly your imagination. If they had been such good friends it would have been known. Your reasoning is silly: you say because there is no evidence of their close friendship it existed. That is like saying because there is no evidence of unicorns, they must exist. Get a brain.

Chris’
If you searching evidence, there is one pretty cute black and white photography shoot on street’s of New York… Heath is taking picture of Jake….. I believe it was shoot after “Casanova” Heath have long hair….
Everybody knows that Heath loves photography…
I am not insulting you, i am just giving you a facts, if you don’t like. Ok

“Heath was into drugs and sudden “marriages”

Chris, you are an oblivious idiot!

“while Jake clearly doesn’t touch drugs and doesn’t jump on women; he lets them come to him. ”

How can you know he’s not into drugs you dellusional fanboy?

The homosexual lobby is a represent a small group with lot of criminal energy.
The homosexuals are still responssable for transmition of AiDS and syphilis at present!!! Ti means that they are very promiscous. I visited a seminar about sexual violences and the psicologists said that there are more boy whose soffer this kind of aggressions then the girls. The psicologist said that there are lot of people whose have addition of drugs or draunk whose had this kind of past.

All those Mass Propaganda that this dirty lobby make are false.
In Africa the governments haven’tr money to make statatistic and they are including several illness like tuberculosis , malaria etc…as AIDS.

When the children wouuld be abused at first the police will investigate if the criminal person are the father, the uncle, the cousin (if he are adult), the neighbor or a male friend of family.

USA have lot of children whose be abused for priests, religious and exoteric sect leathers like the Mormons etc…because the american people abandon their children on streets or teach them how can get lot of money without work. I have heard that the Shopping <Centers in USA in a hell of prostitution of children too.

If with one heterosexual are dangerous for a child imagine the ” GAYS AND THEIR SEVERAL FRIENDS”.

Poor children!

“me” is the idiot who can’t see what people are like. Jake is clearly not a duggie, and neither is La Witherspoon and that is why they fit together so well in Hollyweird where drugs are common. He might have tried weed when he was young, but nothing more. The fact he is not into drugging and drinking is why Dunst called him a “dork”. You would need to prove with evidence that he is into drugs before I would believe it.

Now for some fun speculation. La Witherspoon is in Japan, or was a couple of days ago, doing charitable appearances. Jakeypoo has been virtually invisible for weeks. My guess would be that she chained him to their bed in her mansion while she was away and had an assistant go in to give him water and food every day. She doesn’t want him out and around while she is gone and can’t keep an eye on him. and Avon probably wouldn’t pay for him to go with her. LOL. LOL.

Chris’
Jake’s new video, were he talking about people who have problems with sight, he mentioned his own poor eye sight…..
Love him, love his videos, but on this one, he looks little bit miserable….

He could probably see better if he didn’t use colored contact lenses, I would guess. I think he uses the lenses to make his eyes bluer than they are normally, though I can’t say for sure since I haven’t inspected him up that close. LOL. You have to realize that movie stars are half make up, half natural. If you follow them on the Daily Mail site you get the real lowdown: hair extenders falling off, faces shown without makeup, legs and knees exposed and looking awful. Most Hollyweird stars are probably half plastic. Don’t be fooled.

Actually from what one reads Jake is one of the most “natural” of the stars. That is to say, his skin is good and even without makeup he is a good looking guy. That is probably due to the fact that he exercises a lot and eats sensibly and does not drug or drink. It’s the drugging and drinking that ruins the looks of lots of stars, and most of them do it. Asdie from my suspicion that he makes his eyes bluer with contacts, the rest of him is pretty authentic, I suspect.

You mean well Ivana, but I think you are confused. Heath looked awful in pictures taken shortly before he died. He didn’t look good at all and he had been doing lots of drugs, obviously. Jake doesn’t drug I am sure because of the way he was brought up. His parents are intelligent people and he was given a very normal upbringing for an upper class Los Angeles kid. He didn’t drink or drug BEFORE Heath or Kirsten and I am sure it was Kirsten’s drinking that finished his relationship with her. Jake is no great brain but probably smarter than most in Hollyweird. He spend two years at Columbia University in NYC that is one of America’s best universities. I have no doubt that he became an actor because he has an exhibitionist personality…he likes to attract attention to himself. This characteristic was there when he was 10 years old.

Chris you talk like you’re an insider, in fact you are not and you don’t know what’s really going on in their lives like the rest of us.

I certainly won’t claim for any celebrity that he/she doesn’t do drugs, because I don’t know.

In an interview Jake admitted he was quite often on toilet floors, implying he was drunk. He’s not perfect Chris, even if you think so.

Heath died of prescription drugs. The mix of the drugs killed him.

Heath’s parents are also well educated people, his father is engineer and his mother is a teacher. Heath himself went to a posh private school.
He came to Hollywood as a teenager, alone, his family and best friends still in Australia.

As for Matilda, she wasn’t planned and Heath has never been married.

Get your facts straight!

Jake is very lucky that he has his family by his side.

Link to the men bathroom floor quote:

(You have to copy and paste it)

http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/176410/jake-gyllenhaal-mens-bathroom-floor-expert

Here’s part of the text from the link I posted:

“During an interview with the Daily Mail, Jake Gyllenhaal was asked who he would like to be stuck in an elevator with? He answered, “I know this isn’t quite the same, but I was stuck in a women’s bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn’t find a battery for our recording device,
so we ended up in a women’s bathroom. I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a women’s bathroom is colder than the floor in the men’s. And believe me I’ve spent a lot of time on the floor of a men’s bathroom so I should know!”

I never said he was “lying” there, read my post again!

I read the interview Susan did with him a few years ago and as far as I remember they were sitting on the floor while doing the interview.

How do you interprete his quote :”And believe me I’ve spent a lot of time on the floor of a men’s bathroom so I should know!” ?

I never said he was an alcoholic! But thinking the only time he was drunk was during the pre Oscar party is quite naive.

Here is a photo of Jakey seven years ago when he was 20:

http://www.usmagazine.com/Before-they-were-hunks?slideshow_id=749&o=2

Compare it to photos of him now and you can see he has probably had plastic surgery on his nosey nose nose.

Chris, once again you are ridiculous. There are plenty of HW relationships that don’t have children or marriage that seem real. And there are plenty that do have kids and marriage that seem fake. Jake and Reese haven’t even been together that long. As for the supposed work on his nose, who cares, he looks great now and dorky cute then. So what.

No, what’s really fake around here is you.

Chris is right. If you look closely he has had a nose job. Not a big one, but his nose has been slimmed down a bit and shaped up.
He is also right about this relationship. It is going on too long without getting anywhere. That lends credence to the idea it is a showmance that serves the purposes of each. She shows her ex that she doesn’t need him and Jake has a nice beard without much effort. I have no doubt that they enjoy each other’s company, just not in bed.

jake is London now! It seems he has long hair! I am curious!

Since this relationship isn’t going anywhere I have to think it is a showmance. It’s there to be seen, for various reasons. Not to say that they don’t like each other’s company. I think they do. Just that this isn’t leading to marriage or kids or much of anything else. It does help put to rest rumors about Jake’s sexuality. That’s what he gets out of it. And she shows the world and her ex that she can move on and find male company without a problem. That’s what’s in it for her.

menon, so do you think a) they will never get married; b) Jake is gay; c) Reese really loves her ex, who cheated on her with another woman?

Blah, blah blah, same crap @ 165, 166

Jake and Reese are a fake couple.
yawn