OlderWed, 28 May 2008 at 3:13 pm
George Clooney Splits With Sarah Larson
Playboy George Clooney has called it quits with model Sarah Larson after nearly a year of dating, reports In Touch.
According to a friend of Sarah’s, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his L.A. home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings.
“George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”
George, 47, and Sarah had struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds.
“The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down,” explains the insider.
GEORGE IS BACK ON THE MARKET, LADIES!!
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everyone seen this coming. i just thought it would have happened a longggg time ago.
i just hope her 15mins stop now - but i’m sure she’ll milk a few more.
It’s From In Touch , They lie all the time..
Great news!!!
It was always weird seeing them together anyways.
He should just marry Renee Zellweger.
Sarah is better off..George has issues and anyone who dates hims should be prepared for some emotional or sexual issues that is abnormal..Sarah stayed long because of the money, but as you can tel, not many great mined women are lining up and thus he will be having a string of las vegas dancers on his arms and will definitely not have anything in common with them
There are folks who have nothing in common, yet mange to stay together for a YEAR..so if they cared enough and were committed enough it could have worked out, its just happened splits occur when someone or both give up…I mean that trashy looney from penitentiary town Addrian is still with Christopher Brady right..ahahahh
Maybe Sarah will be back again like teh french girl who went back and forth till she threw in the towel..he better save enough money for nurse to love and wipe his **** in his old age..
Ok. Its official. He’s GAY.
Ummm… isn’t In Touch the magazine that keeps swearing Brad and Angelina have broke up (at least every other issue?)?
knew it was too good to be true, watchout she’ll be on every mag selling her shite story
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
MOVE ON GEORGE….
THIS SARAH ? IS A BLOODY BORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL SHE HAS IS AN INSIPID SMILE, N A BORING FACE.
The only reason why he was with her this long, is because he almost killed her(guilt).
For heaven’s sake, George is not old or boring. He’s just not interested in getting remarried. How does a man who has already been married have a commitment problem? He tried it and he doesn’t want that lifestyle.
Not everyone wants to get married. I have no idea if he is straight or gay but he seems pleasant enough and has been known to amuse me and he can do what he wants. Such a bunch of conformists - do what I do, live your life like me or you will be old and lonely. Sorry, ladies, but there’s more than one route to a happy and fulfilling life.
Hey, if you guys find him boring and old and don’t want him, I’ll gladly take him. Even if it’s just for a year.
He is as gay as they come.
I think so too.
I agree, he looks good and happy whenever he’s with Renée.
Of course Clooney would be perfect with Renee Zellweger - her only attempt at marriage was with a gay guy too! She’s the perfect *** hag.
The world was shocked and i was shocked too.
I will believe when he says it or shows up at an event without her. Tabloids lie too much.
One thing people can say about George he do seem to stay in long term committed relationships when he dates these women. He is not just whor&$% around with every woman he sees. He seems to be very selective about the women he date. He has been married before and he either has abosolutely no interest in doing it again or he just haven’t found that woman that knocks him off his feet yet.
Well, at least Sarah got a boost for her career, if true. I hope he will date another non Hollywood woman, it seems to suit him again if this is true.
The world is shocked and I’m shocked too.
This maybe just another RUMMER, I used to read In Touch and I stopped because most of their stories are made up. They are full of ****.
John Mayer’s woman says the world was shocked and i was shocked too.
bwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!!!!!! yep, that’s all i gotta say about that.
If it’s even true, it’s obvious that he just wants to sleep around and be sexually gratified whenever he likes. He’ll never settle down.
Well actually he’s been showing up a lot without her lately. Almost all month except for the Met event, he’s been photographed solo. But I’ll wait and see. Also his publicist isn’t commenting, which means it may be true. Stan usually squashes rumors quickly.
MAYBE SHE TALKED TOO MUCH
In the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar, George Clooney’s sand-loving girlfriend Sarah Larson gets the profile treatment. What follows is a list of things we learned by reading it:
· Sarah Larson was once on Fear Factor, where her crowning achievement was “eating” a scorpion. (When, in fact, she put it in her mouth then spit it into a bucket, which one can only assume is how she eats all her food.)
· She toured the country following the band Phish, making bracelets and sandwiches to trade for gas money. (Although Harper’s fails to mention what she traded for spending money.)
· She studied microbiology (pot?) at Evergreen State College (pot school) and worked in the school’s lab (presumably making pot).
· In 2002, Larson moved to Las Vegas to be close to her ailing father. Who lived in Palm Springs. 300 miles away. Because family’s always there when you need them, sort of.
· After working at a homeopathic medical company (need I say pot?), Larson “discovered” that she could make a lot more money working at the Playboy Club. Yes, just as Columbus discovered the New World, so Sarah Larson discovered that jiggling her junk pays well: “It’s funny, you go into cocktailing and you’re making a thousand dollars a night.” Yeah, that’s what they call it…. cocktailing…..
· Larson had a boyfriend when she first met Clooney (apparently while cocktailing) but had totally lost that chump by the time she tracked Clooney down at the Vegas premiere of Ocean’s Thirteen in 2007. Hooray for happy accidents.
· She was attracted to Clooney because of his work in Darfur. Not his wealth, or fame, or good looks. All she could think about while wrapping her cooch around a pole in Vegas was, “I just want a man who cares about the struggle of the Sudanese people.”
· George has introduced Her Arm Candiness to the Dalai Lama. We’re sure the holy one took well to, “Cool robe thingie. It looks yellow, but it’s kinda orange too. Do you like Rock of Love?”
· She was scared to leave behind a steady income as a cocktail waitress to focus on modeling. Because giving up your ****** job can be tough when a movie star’s taking care of you. And at almost 30, it’s never too late to pick up a career like modelling, right?
· Larson has taken to following The Secret to get what she wants out of life. Hopefully there’s a chapter about nailing down your movie star boyfriend before he gets bored and puts you back on the plexiglass stripper platform where he found you.
She was just with him cause he is like considered the “hottest male actor” so thats why she wanted to be with him.
And it was also an advantage for him to have a young pretty girl as a gf.
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