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Jessica Simpson’s Tan Ten-Gallon

Jessica Simpson’s Tan Ten-Gallon

Jessica Simpson tips her ten gallon hat to fans as she arrives at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Jessica, 27, flew from Dallas with her BFF and personal hair stylist Ken Paves.

Apparently the Irresistible singer is dipping her toe into Las Vegas real estate, plunking down a small fortune for a unit in the brand new Palms Place condo-hotel, adjacent to the trendy hotel. According to a hotel spokesman, J. Simpson was the first celebrity to close on a one-bedroom suite. Vegas developer George Maloof Jr. has indicated that most buyers are paying in cash! The grand opening is this weekend.

If you haven’t already, listen to Jessica Simpson’s country song “Come on Over” here.

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42 Comments

# 2
cuntry girl @ 05/29/2008 at 10:09 pm

Nice double chin.

# 3
shoes4life @ 05/29/2008 at 10:14 pm

Where do she be finding those ugly cheap ass shoes at?? Ugh, with her money you would think she would wear better footwear.

# 4

THAT’S FUNNY….DOUBLE CHIN COWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW girl

# 5

She’s so cheap-looking.

# 6
Megan fox rocks @ 05/29/2008 at 10:35 pm

Love Jessica she’s beautiful and stupid , men can’t ask more

# 7

Lindsey Lohan is pregnant and reports say Eugene Osei is the father out of numeruous other people that could be the father?

# 8

those cheap ass shoes are Stella Mccartney!!!

# 9

People keep calling her “cheap” looking and talking about her being able to afford more but really does she even have money? It’s not like she’d really working anymore and I think she had to give a chunk to the ex.

This get up screams “enough about Ashlee, ya’ll pay attention to me for a while.”

god, she annoys me.

It really is ashame. If you can’t tell cheap shoes from hot shoes then please stay away from this website. If you know nothing about fashion then please stay away from this website. And if you don’t like Jessica Simpson then please go fornicate yourself with an iron stick. She may be dumb and have a double chin but she’s done more with her life than you have, so by all means, shut up.

shoes4life @ 05/29/2008 at 11:11 pm

Well, let’s just say the outfit definitely cheapened the shoes.

The shoe looks a lot better online than with that outfit she is wearing.

Iam surprised Ms. Joe Simpson in a wig isn’t wearing another cowboys t-shirt

You can still look cheap while wearing expensive things. It’s the way you carry yourself and put yourself together. I think it’s called, “class.” You either have it or you don’t.

Megan fox rocks @ 05/30/2008 at 12:09 am

cheap = Paris Hilton

i just wanna say that

fashionsaavy @ 05/30/2008 at 12:28 am

for those of you who think the shoes are cheap, I bet they’re YSL or some designer we can’t afford..and the leather jacket looks like a Chris & Mike which retails for 800.00-1,000. If only I had a fraction of what she has! But no amount of money gives one class or classy style…Jess is a repeat offender for dressing horribly tacky…
But, it sure appears that men still find her hot, hence some of the comments prior to mine…go figure!

#18 = IDIOT @ 05/30/2008 at 1:17 am

#18 you are anything but fashionsaavy. i have never heard of a clothing line called “chris & mike”. i have heard of mike & chris & if you knew anything about their line you would for sure know Jessica’s leather jacket doesn’t even come close to what any of their leather pieces look like. she does have their dylan leather jacket & lucas fleece from a couple years back but those are the only items from mike & chris i have ever seen her wear. her shoes are for sure not YSL. how could you even say or think that? the bag & shoes are probably from her own line - i think it is awesome she wears her own stuff & it is very reasonably priced. her jeans are the j brand 10 inch - my favorite. linds - she made 7 mil last year from her line of shoes/bags/hair extensions so she still has lots of money. her fashion is hit & miss. sometimes she looks good & sometimes she looks trashy. i thought she was so pretty on newlyweds then she got all the collagen injections & started to look fake. i hate to dis her because i respect all she has done for the troops & she seems nice but she isn’t aging well. i think the more natural look works best for her. blondes that wear to much make & get too much sun end up weathered looking after their 20’s.

what a hag! she looks like a man every time i see her pics.

ontheragperhaps @ 05/30/2008 at 3:05 am

#19, what’s your problem? Stop bashing other posters and mind your own business. You obviously think you know it all.

she wasn’t bashing on anyone, she was correcting.

The Boy Next Door @ 05/30/2008 at 4:56 am

if you blow into her ears does the breathe come out the other side?

She’s hot with pretty face. I love her. it’s strange to see her blogs on ‘ri c h ki s s. com/blogs’. it’s a celebrity dating site. is she lonely? And more she’s a certi fi ed millio na ire there. OMG is she seriously dating there?

she looks like she has put on some weight. the skinny jeans arent working on her!

she looks so PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks really stupid. Kind of like she is retarded.
We all know she is desperate with the way she hold on to men that don’t even want her for no other reason than sex. She should drop the guy for a change take her life back then the media will gain more respect for her. The media see men trying to dump her all the time.

At least she looks 100x better than Jennifer old hag Aniston. John Mayer down graded in the looks department.

oh jesus…looks like she found her way into the costume closet again. i’m sure her best gal pal kenny helped her pick that mess out. he’s got the chaps part on underneath his jeans.
today’s theme: country western singer
does she have her own identity at all? what’s next? R&B? maybe she can borrow jan brady’s black afro wig from the brady bunch movie. that’ll be stunning for sure.
p.s. what no dallas cowboy’s references? i don’t see anything on her hat, shirt, jacket, tattooed on her forehead…..uh oh.

Is she still famous? :O

Anonymous @ 05/30/2008 at 9:32 am

She is so annoying! Somebody please tell me why she is famous? She has no talent, is not very good looking, and is not stylish!

Those cheap shoes are by Stella McCartney….”As seen on the runway. A fabulously crafted shoe style for spring. The floral engraving echoes the mood of her ready-to-wear collection and a smooth hollowed out section encases your heel for the most comfortable fit. Shown here with a Stella McCartney dress and bag and a Marni bangle. Italian sizing.” Engraved platform sandals available at Neiman Marcus for
$1,095. If that’s ‘cheap’ to you, then you MUST be rolling in the dough!

I hear she’s worth aprox. half a billion dollars in her buinesses ventures around the world, with her shoes, clothing lines, endorcements, movies, music, etc. They sell under various names in stores such as: Macys, Targets, etc. You’re probably wearing some of her clothes and sleeping on some of her sheets and don’t even know it. All you jealous people find a life. If you don’t like her business go mind your own and stop minding hers.

You people must be a bunch of ugly, miserable losers. Jessica is a very pretty woman and has a great voice. I realized that when people have to knock down others, they are usually individuals with very low self-esteem. Jess, you’re looking great & I really like your new song. Ignore comments by ignorant people.

The reason she appears to have a double chin is because someone took the photo from below her height line. Anyone will appear to have a double chin, or look heavier if shot at from a bad angle. You people are real a**holes. I would love to see what some of you look like, and have someone catch you offguard and post your ugly photo on the net.

MULT PERSONALITY POSTER ALERT! @ 05/30/2008 at 3:46 pm

KELLY = MICHELLE
& maybe = ME

Nice try you total loser!

CALM DOWN PEOPLE!! @ 05/30/2008 at 5:41 pm

I’M SURE THE SHOES ARE NOT CHEAP PEOPLE BUT COME ON ALL THIS FIGHTING FOR A PAIR OF SHOES, THAT IS JUST RIDICULOUS! I’M SURE THERE EXPENSIVE BUT WHO CARES THEY ARE STILL SOME UGLY ASS SHOES ALL HER SHOES ARE UGLY BY THE WAY AND I’M SURE THEY ARE JUST AS EXPENSIVE AS THESE BUT THE COST DOES NOT TAKE AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT SHE DOES NOT BUY NICE FOOTWEAR SURE SHE SPENDS A LOT ON HER SHOES PROBABLY BUT SHE HAS NO TASTE IN THEM!! HER OUTFITS ARE USUALLY NICE BUT THE SHOES ALWAYS MESS IT UP!

OH GIVE ME A BREAK!! @ 05/30/2008 at 5:49 pm

WHO EVER SAID THAT JESS HAS DONE A LOT FOR THE TROOPS NEEDS TO GET A DAMN LIFE!! WHAT EXACTLY HAS SHE FUCKEN DONE FOR THEM!! SING?? OH WOW THAT’S A LOT OMG SHE DESERVES A FREAKING MEDAL FOR GETTING UP ON STAGE AND SINGING FOR THEM!!! OH AND ALL OF THE OTHER CELEBRITIES WHO HAVE GONE TO SING FOR THEM DESERVE AWARDS!! COME ON GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK!! IF SINGING IS DOING A LOT FOR TROOPS LET ME SIGN UP RIGHT NOW!! THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT DO A LOT FOR TROOPS! AND THAT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR THEM!! AND DO YOU SEE THEM GETTING ANY TYPE OF RECOGNITION??? NO!!!! JESSICA SIMPSON IS A TALENTED GIRL I WILL GIVE HER THAT MUCH BUT SHE NEEDS TO TELL HER LITTLE DADDY TO CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD AND STAY OUT OF HER LIFE!! IF SHE WAS SMART SHE WOULD HAVE ALREADY TOLD HIM TO BACK THE HELL OFF!!!

Brendan: #13: You are the idiot - Please enlighten us with exactly what Jessica has done for the world as opposed to us mere mortals? Huh? Is it her pleasant voice that lullabuys us to sleep every night? Is it her deep introspection on the worlds ills? Oh, I know - it’s her sharp wit that has us wondering what she just said! LOL - I love these Jessica lovers. What they won’t admit is, that if they had to spend a whole day with her they’d end up strangling her. For your information, I work a full time job, which is 8 hours more than Jessica could last in the real world’s corporate environment. I bring home a hard-earned salary with which I support a sick husband and multiple adopted animals that would have died had I not rescued them. What contributions has Ms. Simpson made besides wearing the latest, as you say, “hot shoes”. Please Brendan, crawl back up into the derrierres of the almighty celebrities please. We’ would not like to hear your commentary.

Allie hampton @ 07/25/2008 at 7:41 am

Oh nice - she is now pretending to be a country singer, and thinks this latest FAUX look will make us believe she’s legit. Sorry! We are not as stupid as you are!

And really - can she not just grow her own hair? She’s like a doll I had as a child, push her back, her hair grows. But I am willing to bet y doll could kick her ass in an IQ match ;-)

Allie hampton @ 07/25/2008 at 7:44 am

christine @ 05/29/2008 at 11:45 pm

Preach it, sister! I fully agree with your comment!

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