John Mayer is Shirtless and Surfing
John Mayer hits the waves on a boogie board without girlfriend Jennifer Aniston while vacation in Oahu, Hawaii on Friday. Nice treasure trail, Mr. Mayer!!!
John is currently in Hong Kong right now, where he’ll be performing at a Coach event tomorrow. “I’ve just been laying low,” Mayer says.
He recently blogged a little something something about Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz: “You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity. Your mind is like a stadium with the dome open… you have ZERO judgment when it comes to things that move you. When most people get the feeling they might like an idea, or a shirt, they run it through a series of filters; ‘what should I think, given my personal attributes?’ ‘How does this read?’ ‘What would Kanye do?’ You have what makes talented people successful for years and years - a brave sense of self and a completely authentic relationship with your tastes.”
For the full 12 shots of John’s shirtless self, visit PacificCoastNewsOnline.com.








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overrated hack
ohhhhhhhhhh, he’s hawttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
lucky Jennifer.
Who’s the boyfriend in picture 2? Closet, closet?
It’s not friday today, it’s thursday
ILol Like his tatoos :P
At least he isn’t wearing his lime green Borat thong.
They make a hot couple, I hope they are both happy, that is all that matters
the pics are from the past friday, may 23.
wow, he looks so good.
HE’S NO BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER KNOWS IT TOO WELL.
BRAD HO BRAD WHERE ARE YOU????
He is such a liar. Thats why he double talks. He do not have the guts to stand by what he has to say. Douche bag.
Yeap they will be announcing Jen is pregnant to help sell that fake publicity stunt of a relationship.
They deserve each other , he looks like a 40 year old publicity ***** , he´s 30 jajajajajajjajajjajajaj , no way , go to the gym boy .
sam @ 05/29/2008 at 10:44 am I personally think that the dinner video is a little over the top. Sometimes I wonder if Angie loves making out in public more than in private. . She always uses the neck touch as well. Almost like it is practiced.
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So I guess Aniston is learning from Angelina on how to please her men, look what she is doing to John Mayer, too! LOL!
From People Mag!
They may have left Miami, but Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer show no signs of cooling off. The new couple spent a carefree evening in New York Wednesday, complete with neck rubs and PDA.
First, it was dinner at the Waverly Inn, where the couple was joined by three other people in a quiet dinner near the back garden. Mayer’s animated stories kept Aniston laughing as the group sipped white wine and ate a leisurely dinner. At one point, Aniston rubbed Mayer’s neck as the couple spoke quietly to each other.
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I really hope Aniston has lots of practice in neck rubbing and John sticks with him, as it seems he leaves her again, as he is in HK since Tuesday May 27, up to now and Aniston has been seen back to boozing at Sunset Tower Hotel Bar in LA the other day. Prior to that, John was seen surfing alone in Hawaii, again without Jen, who was seen filming in Philly last Friday May 23. If she joined John for the memorial weekend in Hawaii, why are they spending so little time together,? John could have left Hawaii for a 13-14 hrs trip to HK last Monday May 26, which means If jennifer arrived Hawaii Sat May 24, they had like less than 3 full days together, and they have been separated for like 2 weeks prior that. What kind of relationship is that? And to think, they have a new relationship. Even the niteout in NYC wasm spent not alone together but with John’s friends and relatives. Also, it seems in Hawaii, John was seen hanging with 5 male friends perhaps members of his band, so Aniston may not have joined him after all.
Thats why Im really quite amazed how tight Brad and Angelina is, I mean they have been together for 3 1/2 years and yet they are always together and have never been apart for so long. I think Brad must be really just content to hang out with Angie and his kids and not miss hanging out with his own friends especially that they tend to live on their free time, so far away from LA, where most of Brad’s friends are. Really hats off to Brad and Angie
wow!
Um, spending all of your time with your spouse or whatever and not having a life of your own is not healthy sam. And Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are DATING, not married. How is going about their normal lives and doing their jobs a reflection of their relationship. Methinks you’re stretching a bit too much.
where is jenjen or are they on trial period
http://i28.tinypic.com/xdyv4j.jpg
cool…
Glad he finally got shame and started hiding that old bag. He is carring around with him. I thought he would be the last one to participate in a publicity stunt. Sad but people change along with their moral value.
Douche is not being honest. She is there. I think he got embarrassed about this obvious stunt. Everyone is laughing at these two. He is fugly!
I thnk that John and Jen are O-V-E-R!
Don’t believe what page 6 says, as they seem to be suffering from diarrhea of the mouth because they didn’t break the story first. Sucks to be them!
And from the looks of things, it looks like John put on a little weight! Way to go John! Way to get rid of that smelly, controlling, manipulative *****! YAY!
Lmao, who surfs with their swimming trunks?
# 15 go jen @ 05/29/2008 at 3:18 pm
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ROTFLMAO!!! MAYER IS INSANE. HE IS SO HAIRY WHERE HIS P**** IS, THAT IS SO GROSS! LOOKS UNCLEAN!
I hope Jennifer leave this douche bag soon. He is a player and a ****. He tries to spray his sperms around.
Jennifer, you can do better than this douche bag.
Im pretty sure right now John is reading all the posts in this thread! As NYPost said, he likes to surf the net and reads everything that is said about him!
So John why are you so suddenly shy going out with with your old hag Jen? Did you keep herlocked up the whole time in your room in Hawaii?
boy his tatoos are not only ugly but also scary. I couldn’t belive her fans insult angie for the cute tatoos and love this guy ? Or their ” sweet and classy” girlfriend sleep with him.
If John Mayer wants to raise his “hotness” profile, go for Kate Hudson for a short while. Hooking up with an aging, all-around-loser, a has-been sitcom actress doesn’t earn him any feathers on his cap. It is unfortunate that any men who dates her are inevitably compared to the superstar Brad Pitt, who can’t possibly be beaten. Get out of this quickly, John.
I hope he reads everything said about him. So good-looking and a charmer, but this guy is a serial dater sort of like George Clooney. He has had a whole lot of lovely ladies but eventually he seems to move on. I HOPE JA doesn’t get hurt.
I’m kinda surprised John didn’t spend the Memorial Day weekend with Jennifer. He could have easily flown to wherever she was after his private show in Hawaii.
to sam - man, you need to get a life, a job, a religion, a pet, get laid or somethin’. You are frickin’ obsessed. You must be a mental shut-in.
Funny now that Cannes is over we see no more maniston and johnny pee good pics.
They are both a joke. Hey john.. when you tip your head back… to help you “finish”, are you thinking of Angelina Jolie? Just wondering.
God.
The. Gushing. Way. How. He. Writes. Is
So.
Gayish.
Dude can’t content any more. Has to get out the closet. ASAP.
LOL.
I wish we could leave Brad and Ange names off of the thread. Anyway-It’s funny how Jen use basically the same lines just switch names of the men. John is right in the slot after Vince V. Now thats too funny and not cool for John. It’s not cool for your chick to be more of a playa then you. What in the world do you tell the kids later.
#9 - You have to be kidding. JM might be a d ouche but he is talented and 100x better looking than Brad Pitt. Brad lost years ago.
I’m kinda surprised John didn’t spend the Memorial Day weekend with Jennifer. He could have easily flown to wherever she was after his private show in Hawaii.
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Really dj? you are kinda surprised…maybe they have broken up? wanna bet?? maybe they were only fcuk buddies..maybe they were never a couple at all.. it was all a publicity stunt. Both love playing that game.
time will tell as you always say about another couple ..in time, we will understand.
LOL
Just one question to the people who have commented on this and to the blogger-
Why do you care about John Mayer?
Seriously, i dont know why i keep on seeing stuff about him
he is not really important lol
focus on someone else and stop wasting your time on him.
http://www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Just one question to the people who have commented on this and to the blogger-
Why do you care about John Mayer?
Seriously, i dont know why i keep on seeing stuff about him
he is not really important lol
focus on someone else and stop wasting your time on him.
http://www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
A talented person do not have to use pubicity stunts. He should have relied on such talent. Now he is tool for Jen. No one talks about music when his name comes up. Does he even play any more.
First Jessica now this PR stunt. Thanks to Jen and all her desperate leaks about the relationship all we here about are these stunt tricks.
32, I really want what you’re smoking.
what planet are you from? this teenage looking dummie is hotter than brad f*cking pitt? get yourself a new set of eyes and a new brain. ha!
when did he go all hardcore with a tattoo sleeve?
cool guy
Karen
you are the one who bring thier name up here. pethatic. and also, you are concern about jen who dating once probably a year. And she is a woman who do not have nothng attache to her, she have a right to date anyone any place. why do not go to Kate thread, that is the woman who just have to grap and pinus that move by her eyes. this is a woman who realy want people talk about her. and there is also Reese who dateing some one and fluating it everywhre , before her kids even able to figure out what happen between mom and dad. those are the woman who desperatly want people to talk about them.
# 34
Shonathan Hilton @ 05/29/2008 at 4:52 pm
john mayer is that you?
quit writing comments on your threads and work on your music. oh and get out of the closet already!
very sad… i used to love his music…
look it’s dj! @ 05/29/2008 at 4:50 pm
Do you have a problem with me or something?
Loris I
why it sad? Is that becuase he is dating the most sweet person in hollywood?
THECHIN PARTY IS OVER! THAT WAS FAST! DIDN’T THINK THEY WOULD LAST! (SNICKER)
JOHN M IS U-G-L-Y, AND I DON’T SMOKE ANYTHING! YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF YOUR ROSE COLORED GLASSES!
the loons are having a heart-attack.
Helena: “Lmao, who surfs with their swimming trunks?”
What would you want him to surf in, a speedo? “Surfing” trunks?
Tats- hot
Bod- hot
Face- hot
Repressed lust for pete wentz- understandable.
le sigh
to bring brad and angelina’s name into a john mayer thread you crazy people what those three people have to do with each other?nothing you need a life and a good doctor to talk to
Why do we care about John Mayer? It goes like this….
Why do we care about John Mayer? It goes like this….
#37 aka/brangloonie you need damn glasses. JM is way hotter than 50 year old looking Brad Pitt. If you got your head of of you a$$, you would see that.
Why are we interested in John Mayer…..He was seen with Aniston who was married to Brad Pitt…..
That’s the reason - The coat tail riding list just gets longer and longer.
If Aniston had not been married to Pitt, she would have been just another washed up actress from Friends with mediocre talent. And if John Mayer dated her, no one would care (or even know).
It all goes back to Pitt……it always will for Aniston and her man of the hour. . . .
He does make some great music though.
Is he being sarcastic? I really can’t tell. Otherwise, if it is sarcasm then the humor reminds me of http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com
I used to really like John. I thought he was quite together for a young guy..and without a doubt he’s talented. I don’t buy his CD’s, but I do admit to thinking he has staying power in the music business…But ever since he got so full of himself and became too sarcastic, I stopped caring about him at all. And this praise of Pete Wentz, please….the guy looks like he’s 15 and acts that age too…As for his romance with Jen, what younger guy wouldn’t want to hang with her..she’s darling, seems sweet and is quite funny. …and has the best body in Hollywood.
and has the best body in Hollywood
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You have GOT to be kidding.
what’s with his tattooes? the guy thinks he’s a rocker lol
John is hot, talented and damn sexy!! I love his blogs too, they are humourous, insighful, ironic, playful and deep sometimes, the guy is complex, intelligent and a damn good guitar player. Simply put, John is the MAN, A BADASS!!
Love him! A douche??? Meeh, all hot guys are douches, Brad Pit is, was and will remain the biggest douche of all time. Hope John and Jen have something good going, Jen is a beautiful youthful looking woman with a banging body that younger women wish they have, she’s sweet, cute, adorable and waayyy younger .than her age. And they both look good together.
#42 dj @ 05/29/2008 at 5:22 pm
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Hi dj (((waving)))
Paid up your US$300 to UNHCR yet?
kEL @ 05/29/2008 at 9:11 pm
If you have the time and money, everyone can look younger than the the exact age. Plastic surgery are not that expensive anymore , many procedure could be done OPD. but look at Demi, Madonna,Cher, Nichole Kidman there’s always something wrong with those face. Too Botox and too frozen, so unnatural. they all look similar, the same Poker face.
I don’t know why her fans agree with her new reconstructed face, and think it’s good and great . You can’t hardly recognized her anymore.!!!! the new nose look more like Michael Jackson nose, probably came from the same factory, restylane on both cheek was blow out of promotion, thou I think the lower lip restylane and shaving of the square mandible was quite ok, but those repeated botox left her face campletely frozen, not moving anymore! for godsake, She is an actress!
when actress start reconstructing their face with plastic surgery and botox, that’ s the start of their downhill . past example Meg Ryan, Demi Moore, Nichole Kidman.
I hope he is reading this! John I think you are hotter than Brad Pitt and I think you & Jen should have some babies together (wink, wink)
kEL @ 05/29/2008 at 9:11 pm
Oh Yeah, Jen look younger than her age just like Michael Jackson look younger than his age or Demi Moore look younger than her age. hahahaha….. all are Plastic surgery and botox addicted Animals.
PLASTIC SUGERY, BOTOX ARE ADDICTING JUST LIKE CIGARETTE , TANNING AND COKE.
I can reassured you your idol will be changing her face every year fro us until no one can recognized her anymore and once you start botoxing , you can’t stand a tiny bit of line in your face. see what happen to Nichole Kidman and other aging actress.
From JJ:
“John Mayer hits the waves on a boogie board without girlfriend Jennifer Aniston while vacation in Oahu, Hawaii on Friday. Nice treasure trail, Mr. Mayer!!!
John is currently in Hong Kong right now, where he’ll be performing at a Coach event tomorrow. “I’ve just been laying low,” Mayer says.”
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Where was Jennifer?
Oh well, that was quick. Another one bites the dust…
@RECONSTRUCTED FACE
Angie had her whole face reconstructed, botoxed, filled etc including her famous lips and she still managed to look like 45yrs old and Jen’s older sister. And this is not about hating on Angie, I couldn’t careless about any celebs, this is all about true beauty and not ‘Tabloid/Hollywood’ beauty. And I like to comment on celebs I consider beautiful besides, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Jen’s youthful look is natural, its her aura, fresh and sweet. Even when she turns 60ish with deep wrinkles, she will still look youthful, sweet, adorable and cute. Money can’t buy it, botox etc, woluldn’t do it. That’s why Nicole Kidman et la, looks old and witch like. Of course, I don’t expect you to get it or admit to something so glaring like that, you hate her!! That special thing/aura is why Brad fell in love with her, spend 7yrs with her and why it’s baffling to people like you who constantly harp on ‘how ugly she is’ and with a girl next door look.
The fact is Jen is beautiful all over, not just her face but also her womanly body, hair, arms, everything and also inner beauty. Jen doesn’t need to entice, be a vixen to get a man, her sweetness, cuteness and that special ‘THING’ brings the men.
kEL @ 05/29/2008 at 11:32 pm @RECONSTRUCTED FACE
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Wake up from your hallucination! Your Jennifer is the total FAKE!
She has fake eyecolor, fake haircolor, fake nose, fake boobs, fake cheeks, fake teeth, fake skincolor, and fake image!
She is no america’s sweetheart, she is a chain smoking, drunkard who has a bad mouth!
wake up! @ 05/29/2008 at 11:36 pm kEL @ 05/29/2008 at 11:32 pm @RECONSTRUCTED FACE
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Wake up from your hallucination! Your Jennifer is the total FAKE!
She has fake eyecolor, fake haircolor, fake nose, fake boobs, fake cheeks, fake teeth, fake skincolor, and fake image!
She is no america’s sweetheart, she is a chain smoking, drunkard who has a bad mouth!
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If John Mayer is reading this thread, which im sure he does, now you know how fake your GF is! Please run, in case you still havent!
@Botoxed Jen
I do not idolized any celebs!! In fact, I hate any form of idolatery, GOD/JESUS IS MY ONLY IDOL!! However, everyone in Hollywood with few execptrions are plastic and botoxed. So hating on one and ignoring the other is hypocritical. Most people in Hollywood will eventually end up like Michael Jackson anyway. To me most look like wax figure and that’s disgusting. But don’t blame the celebs, blame their fans, the fans who are so focused on how celebs look and not on their craft.
Wake Up. Great post ! I agree with you completely.
Look at this douchebag trying to suck in his gut.
@WAKE UP
@BEWARE JOHN MAYER
WOW Jen is trully beautiful!! You both said she’s fake, chain smoke etc, and she looks that gorgeous, youthful, sweet, cute, adorable and yothful looking than all the other fake, plastic and nipped celebs out there, wow and wow!! Jen needs to bottle that special essence and market it, guees who her first customers are….ANGIE AND BRAD!!!
Could this jerk just go away. He and dry as Jen reminds me of Jessica Simpson trying to do anything to stay in the public eye.
What looks fake is him out there with that board not knowing what he is doing. He looks like a ******.
They proped him out there to take his picture then post them on the internet. Mayer has gotten so pathetic.
I could care less about Angelina, Brad or Jennifer. Objectively speaking, Jennifer looks younger than her age and she doesn’t look like a plastic surgery/botox victim either. Frankly, she looks younger than Jolie. I realize this site is known to be loserville and a loony bin, but get real.
Jennifer younger looking than Angelina ?? You need to get your eyesight fixed if you think that . You should have seen Jeniho when she has not fixed her face. She got brown eyes, brown hair, ginormous NOSE and no cheekbones.. now she looks like somebody streched her eyes to make it look slant and she can even smile becoz of too much botox and she chopped off her nose LMAO
can’t even smile
What I don’t understand is why does the PR folks want to make everyone think it’s only Angelina/Brad fans complaining. Most of it is John Mayer fans.
I don’t like them together at all. I think she is desperate and using him for her gain. On each blog they scream about A/B.
John, I love your music, the sense and sensibility of your lyrics, and hopefully I wil be in London flying directly from Spain just to see you on june 27 to attend your concert at Carlington Academy Brixton.. ON FIRST ROW, OF COURSE¡¡¡
I can’t hardly wait. Much respect. Kind regards to Jen-Jen
Sorry but that is NOT hot at all. Thats embarrassing! whats with that arm tattoo yuck. He looks like he is dirty and on drugs.
Is John Mayer in love with Pete Wentz? It’s one thing to admire another artist, or even like him as a friend, but that blog post was OVER THE TOP!!
lylian @ 05/29/2008 at 9:29 pm
Hi dj (((waving)))
Paid up your US$300 to UNHCR yet?
What are you talking about? I think you have me confused with someone else.
dj @ 05/30/2008 at 8:58 am
COWARD.
lylian @ 05/30/2008 at 9:51 a.m
I have never mentioned anything about donating any money to the UNHCR. I have NO idea what you are talking about.
John was on my plane going to Hawaii on May 21. We were all excited to see him sitting up front on the plane and then at the airport when we landed. He really is a total hottie!
What a hot dude lucky Jen far better looking then Brad
The guy can have the nicest looking body aof all and be hot like hell, It doesn’t mater cause he is A SCATOLOMANIAC and this alone wipe out all his supposed hotness !
A woman who finds any man who like to pee and poop on his woman hot should have her brain checked … or maybe she like it doggy and sh.itty in every sense of the world
like him jennifer is lucky
It’s so sad that those of you who don’t know him personally can say such horrible things. Do you like it when someone say things about you ?? Bet you don’t like it !!!!
LOVE JOHN & JEN ;)
Whatever it is I hope jennifer is happy.
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