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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: Housewarming Party This Saturday! And You’re Not Invited!

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: Housewarming Party This Saturday! And You’re Not Invited!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s housewarming party for their new Beverly Hills mansion is this weekend, reports Life & Style.

The fancy invitation, which requests that guests wear cocktail attire, reads:

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise invite you to share an evening in their new home, Saturday, May 31, 8:30 p.m., at home, Beverly Hills.”

Check back here Saturday for pictures from what is sure to be a star-studded event!

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67 Comments

# 1
The Boy Next Door @ 05/29/2008 at 4:15 pm

can they just go away?

# 2

Aww, good for them! Hope they have lots of fun! They’re great people!

# 3

Yes, with Katie’s ever present glazed eyed look she looks like she is having “lots of fun.”

# 4
[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 05/29/2008 at 4:30 pm

only the most important who’s who will be there.

everyone loves tom. katie, not so much.

# 5

I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People are just haters and don’t like them…

# 6

Thats hot.
It may look simple to do a party like that but trust me.
It is kinda stressful lol.

http://www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

# 7

What happened to Tom’s petname for Katie: “Kate” reinvented?

Go away, Katie. No one likes you.

# 8

I don’t think I would want to be there. I would love it if it was just Katie.

I LOVE Katie.

Adoring Fan @ 05/29/2008 at 5:22 pm

Sorry, I have a prior commitment.

Life and Style lies about everybody! Jared if I wanted to hear fake stories from you, it’d be like going to Nordstrom’s to buy 99cent store products! I don’t do that shiz, So if you are gonna post stories here, I’d rather you quote People, cause they 9.899999999999 % of the time get it right!

In Tom Cruise, We Trust!!

They actually have the word “home” twice in the invitation? In case you were all wondering where it’s going to be: It’s in their new home at their home!!!!!!

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m washing my hair.

Kylegotgame @ 05/29/2008 at 6:24 pm

I didn’t know Connor Cruise was my cousin’s friend, until I got to meet him a few weeks ago. He is pretty cool.We went with Will Smith’s son Willard Christopher to the Arclight theatre and two other friends and Willard’s bodyguard. We saw Indiana Jones and I think we laughed the hardest in the theatre. I blame in on Willard, he kept cracked us up really hard with some funny as hell jokes before we got there.

tete@yahoo.com @ 05/29/2008 at 6:29 pm

They invited Lies and no style weekly rag to their home? So they can right about them ? Can this Waco get any more cheap in his PR ways?

anonymous @ 05/29/2008 at 6:34 pm

It is house time for Tomkat too .Talk about for real following in one footstep. muahhahaha

Famous use use your real name we know it is you who use both famous and infamou. kuku

I’d rather have a colonoscopy AND a gynecological exam than to go to a party thrown by these two cult worshippers .

that guy is a ****ot and shes freaking weird.

wtf, not interested. I am busy.,

Great, I hope the Beckhams go.

[☆ incognito☆] @ 05/29/2008 at 7:29 pm

Gosh they are annoying. When will they ever lead a purpose driving life? house warming? To show off their home no doubt. I hope they arent expecting gifts.

SO Tom wants to rub the fact that he can afford a $35 million dollar mansion in your face. Its like Ha! Ha! ha! Look at me I am Tom Cruise and look what I can afford and you can’t. Tom’s shallow arrogance is sickening….

[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 05/29/2008 at 8:01 pm

k @ 05/29/2008 at 6:35 pm Famous use use your real name we know it is you who use both famous and infamou. kuku

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of course i’m the poster formally known as “Famous”, stupid! lmaoo did you think it was some kind of secret? haha.. moron.

i refer to my self as Famous. wake up, loonie.

my god! they look like identical twins!

There are three homes in the invitation if you include Katie Holmes. Clearly Tom wrote that gem of an invite.

I hear the original invitation read,

“Katie Homes and Tom Cruise invite you and your homies to share an evening in their new home, Saturday, May 31, 8:30 p.m., at home, Beverly Hills, Calihomeia, Home.”

Check out TC’s new website that features a video of clips from his 25 years in film. I’ve got to hand it to him, though, about the music that BURSTS forth while the video plays…

Same instrumental that featured prominently in the movie, 2001: A Space Odyssey!

cindyjean @ 05/29/2008 at 8:23 pm

For those that are criticising the wording on the invitation, don’t you think maybe the actual invitation said the address instead of , at home, Beverly Hills? As much as I don’t care for these two, I think they have a little more professional help than to send out invitations with wording this stupid. Use your head before criticising or else you look just as silly as this mini-man and his robot wife.

pics and more news pls.Jared!

Love them and cant wait for the photos of the family
and their guests.

My dear fellow cult friends!

Welcome to my house warming party! My stepford wife and I will be happy to entertain you. There will be couch jumping, satanic laughter, yummy cupcakes made by our cult friends, and lots of Kool-Aid. KatE will wear her red ,flashy dress and blue shoes for you, and her funniest hairdo. Of course our proud and strong woman Suri will be there if we allow her to come out from under the staircase.

That’s not how it is at all, #@=24. Why must you always spin things with this couple?

Tom Cruise is the next MKULTRA… this time its relevant to Scientology. Gosh!

Julie to american @ 05/29/2008 at 10:09 pm

Oh, American, here you go again. Not only can we NOT get rid of TC and his GF, but we CANNOT get rid of YOU either.
Please, you are all sickening.

So are Momma Cruisazy and the Sister’s Cruisazy also moving in?

Star-studded event? One would think that the other celebs would want to stay as far away from the Cruise ’stink’ as possible.

I’m glad to not be invited. I’ll have my sanity

concerned mom @ 05/29/2008 at 10:43 pm

I hope they print out the entire guest list, we can see who all the other nut cases are. Bravo to those who don’t go to the cult mansion.

Katie Holmes is now supposed to be some style icon, what a load of BS, she looks like a middle aged matron, bland and boring!

God Bless TomKat @ 05/29/2008 at 11:38 pm

were you invited JJ?

That’s a cute old pic of Katie and Tom. Is this party for real?

If so, looking forward to the scoop and lots of pictures of Tom,Katie,

Suri,the kids and their lucky guests.

Uhhh….cindyjean. It’s a joke. No doy.

Did you know that Katie’s hairstylist is the cat with the melon on its head?

Did you know that Katie’s hairstylist is the cat with the melon on its head?

In famous, you worse because you love this of clut spreading , ass kissing sh*t midget who needs to disappear with his xenu.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn…
macor

I have got to say, Katie is awesome and naive and an incredible actress and wife, by all accounts,,, her personality and acting in the movie with Diane Keaton was wonderful, only reason I watched it twice!

She is cute, funny, and a real lady, with so many charming attributes — the fact that she is under Tom’s umbrella is her choice…however, I think she outdoes anyone in HOLLY-TOWN in vim, vigor and vitality, not to mention she is graceful at an age where others are just learning to quit chewing gum!

LEAVE HER ALONE; she is a great mom…she has been supportive to a person who needs prozac at the very least; and she has style and grace!

p.s.: If you don’t like ‘em; quite paying money to them — like movies, etc… you are only helping them go to the bank happier!

Well la di da! haha. They’re cute together and all, but i think Katie could do better. She’s young and deserves to be w/ someone who isn’t so controlling. Wasn’t she gonna separate from him?

Very exciting……

Donkey Punch @ 05/30/2008 at 4:58 am

300 celebs enter…300 zombies leave.

MY heart Katie So Beautiful

Romane and Steveeee @ 05/30/2008 at 6:00 am

So Cute I love Katie And Suri
Tom So sO he is Strange …

Tippybird @ 05/30/2008 at 7:21 am

Ohhhh PLEASE! Can we just stop hearing about TomKat for at least 24 hours?????:??:

concerned mom @ 05/30/2008 at 8:46 am

They say KH is taking her Broadway stardom very seriously, she takes notes at business meetings & even ignored a cell phone call.
Wow, awesome, sure signs she’s an amazing actress.

Hey, I do the same thing at my job, can I be a Broadway star too?

CAN U PEOPLE LEAVE MY HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER ALONE! SHEEESH! TOM CRUISE IS MY HUSBAND OK! NOT YOURS! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!!!

concerned mom @ 05/30/2008 at 9:12 am

Fepimba, you’re married? Oh well, yawn, enjoy your party.

CONCERNED MOM GO TEND TO YOUR KIDS! HERE ARE SOME WELFARE COUPONS STOCK UP SEA PIG!

Now, now Katie, amazing Broadway star, so sweet and perfect, watch your words, that wasn’t very nice. Concerned Mom only asked if you were married. You don’t want to spoil your perfect, amazing reputation.

I hope Tom and Katie have a nice party and every one has fun

Lucky for the invited souls!!!!

Wouldn’t want to be invited. Can’t stand TC. Wishing he would disappear.

countdown to their family album and guests if we are lucky.

I was up in Bev Hills this weekend on the day of thier house warming, the place was swarmed with paparizzi, there were two helicopters circling the area and they closed their road and driveway for the private function. They tried to throw off media by placing the valet down the road a block or so, but they blew their own cover when they had drivers giving rides to celebrities via golf cart. But… does anyone really care that the Cruises have moved?

i wonder how many couches were ruined in the making of this house warming present? anyone else notice that the scientology building is like 2 miles down the road… seriously.
not a fan of TC, to say the least.

tom all i have 2 say that u are a lucky man.

Hey man, if I were going out to party and had to choose… I would totally party with Tommy boy there… :)

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