Brad Pitt’s “Burn After Reading” Trailer — WATCH NOW!

love it - can’t wait for the movie :)

Too funny. Papa Pitt is cute. It looks like a fun movie. Thanks for posting the trailer. Thanks for all the BP and AJ threads Just Jared. It has been fun.

his overacting is embarrassing

anyway i just viewed some more of those angie pix and dayum I think she needs some bangs NOW. She looks hot with bangs that’s fo’ damn sho.

The trailer is hilarious. Brad is so funny. I can’t wait to see the movie.

GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!

lol This is funny. Based on the trailer, I noticed a number of similarities to those Ocean Eleven/Twelve/etc movies.

Brad is Great Actor.

Thanks JJ. You are the man.

Looks like a fun movie! Love the dancing. Premiers at Venice - cool!

Angie with black wig
http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91059_aj_122_795lo.jpg

looks funny.

The only thing i don’t like about this trailer is the Vanilla Ice’s hairstyle, ugh!! But Brad’s acting reminds me of his other role in my fav movie “Fight Club” that movie got me in trouble many times with how many O… i had, :)

It’s almost like that Adam Sandler movie Zohan. LOL!!!

OMG! I LOVE THOSE VF PICS!!!

When it rains it pours…No news for several days…now we’ve had 5 threads in one day…

I watched the trailer yesterday and the movie looks hilarious. Brad definitely gets to let it all hang out…so to speak…

is

Great trailer! Looking forward to watch it!

More blessings to the Jolie-Pitts.

OMG…the VF pics are BEYOND beautiful. She is PERFECTION. I love the one on her back, and the blondey green wig — I can see Shiloh when Angie rocks that blonde/green wig. Soooo cute.

…and hey doofas’ haters– Brad’s hair is for his character - he’s playing a dumb gym owner who has bad highlights. What is WRONG with some of you people???

Damn, what was wrong with the site earlier??? I couldn’t post to save my life.

Also watched ET tonight they ran the twins story, as if People Mag had never come out and issued that it wasn’t true. They reported the ‘rumor,’ but like didn’t c lear it up - even giving the twins names.

I am about to say this is a conspiracy. I think the tabloids that got screwed last time over the Shiloh pics, are up to no good and THINK they are driving down $$ and interest by confusing people. This is definitely a job the rags are pulling, I am convinced of it.

what’s even funnier than Brad in this is the idea of George & Tilda having an affair. lmao!!

LOL the trailer looks funny. Brad had a nice comic turn in “Mr and Mrs Smith” and he should be good in this movie. I’m looking forward to seeing this one.

http://www.vanityfair.com/ontheweb/blogs/daily/2008/05/angelina-twins.html
the haters are in the vanity fair web

Oh, I think this is going to be a funny movie.

Brad is really underrated as an actor. In every movie he’s made thus far, he’s been very convincing. If he wasn’t a good actor, you would just see him as Brad, the goodlooking guy. However, you remember his character more in the movies he’s made so that should tell you something…are you listening, trolls?

All he has to do is change his hairstyle and you get a different character right there. He just didn’t have chemistry with Julia or Catherine, that’s why the trolls are saying he can’t act. They couldn’t see him and these women getting it on.

CLINIQUA @ 05/30/2008 at 8:26 pm

What I’m confused about is that people said a “rep” said this was rumor. Now don’t they usually name names. I personally don’t think she had the twins but it’s just that no one is really clearing up the rumors. There isn’t a name attached to any of these stories just rep and sources.

OMG!!!! Thanks JJB for posting those pics. Angie looks drop dead gorgeous in every photo. So stunning! Thank you!!! :)

And I love this clip of Burn after Reading. I showed it to my friend at work and she thought it was hilarious. She didn’t know anything about the movie, but now wants to go see it.

Thanks Jared for the new threads. :) :)

Brad Pitt manager denies Angelina Jolie birth report
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Brad Pitt’s manager denied a television report on Friday that Oscar winner Angelina Jolie, who has publicly acknowledged she was expecting twins with the actor, had given birth to them in France this week.

“It’s not true. It’s a rumor,” Pitt’s Los Angeles-based talent manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante, told Reuters in a statement issued by her office. She declined further comment.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN3046507220080531

He looked so much better with Aniston…they were twin souls. Angelina is sucking the hot right out of balding Brad. He and Ang are both looking wrinkled and haggard, while Jen looks great in a bikini. Angie looks like she’s an anorexic 45 year old.

cheers to the fanistons!brads loving he’s babies momma.

AngieF’s VF photos are great. She is the sexiest thing.

Thanks jared for the new thread. :smile: Two of my favorite movies are Fargo and Raising Arizona. I cannot WAIT to see this movie. It sounds very funny. Good evening to all the fans. :smile:

Maybe saying she’s already given birth is a ploy by the papz to smoke her out. She hasn’t been seen since the toy store foray and nobody knows where they are.

They are probably counting on Angie appearing somewhere in France to prove she is still pregnant.

I think Britney Spears is much more beautiful and talented than Angie.

GOD do you think Brangelina is a victim?? Their whole lives are a scripted show, a PR ploy. You’ve really bought it hook line and sinker

# 21 jjb @ 05/30/2008 at 8:18 pm
love this one, she is so gorgeous.
http://img232.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91065_IMG00036_122_355lo.jpg
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I wonder where this was taken. It’s on a famous designer chair. I think Brad would love it. Maybe it’s at their own place.

i’d rather be old and happy with Brad by my side and babies all around me than lounging in a bikini, desperate, old and alone.

She blew the best thing she will ever had and she KNOWS it!

Dawn @ 05/30/2008 at 8:47 pm
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Mrs.Plastic will never catch up with Angie: such as beauty, sexy ,hot and talent.

Thomas @ 05/30/2008 at 8:42 pm

Hey Tommy-boy, while you’re typing all that sh*t with one hand, what are you doing with the other? Or should I ask?

You’re going to wind up in jail, you little freak, and they have a special welcoming committee for pervs like you. I don’t think you’ll like it in there. You’re liable to come out with a size 18 ásshole. If you make it out alive at all.

COMINGBACK @ 05/30/2008 at 8:54 pm I think Britney Spears is much more beautiful and talented than Angie
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ummm, your name must obviously mean you are “comingback” from smoking something if you think the above statement is even remotely true.

Thanks guli and Love for posting that article from Reuters.

I think this is the $1.5 M chair she is laying on. Don’t tell me they own it!

http://www.furniturestoreblog.com/2008/01/05/the_cool_curves_of_newsons_lockheed_lounge_chair.html

Brad looks so cute! Can’t wait to see the movie. It looks great!

I THINK BRAD NEEDS TO DO MORE COMEDY! Maybe that’s his niche…

Dawn @ 05/30/2008 at 8
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Too bad , your idol Ms reconstructed face is now with her new boytoy ,ex boyfriend of Perez Hilton Mr Pee boy, your idol coochie,butt is now the property of Mr Peeboy, an aging exhibitionist coupling with Peepee boy, Match make in heaven ! i luv it !

# 80 jess0 @ 05/30/2008 at 9:14 pm

Good catch. Hopefully in the interview it will be noted where the pictures were taken.

what is wrong w/ this site??????

OMG! Let’s just face it..Angelina is stunning. It’s like the cosmic forces got together and created this goddess!

oh yeah the trailer looks like a fun movie. definitely a must see.

I think people are still posting at VF thread…

The video’s no longer avalable.

The VF thread was locked because of Thomas. The Psycho with Pedophilic Tendencies was using different IP addresses, it became increasingly hard for Jared to control him.

I´m having problems with the site….

I hope Jared eventually goes to a format where you have to log in to post. I hope Jared reports this dude to the services he does use.

is this true?I hope she has tld,she doesn’t believe in soulmate,and she doesn’t think Brad is her soulmate.then I wanted to see how fans will defend their relationship.LOL

SARAH @ 05/30/2008 at 9:52 pm Access Hollywood’s preview said something about Angelina talking about soulmate Brad. I’m sure if it’s something not so flattering like she doesn’t belive in soulmates, then people will say it’s a sign of doom. If she says he’s her soulmate, then people will say it’s a sign of doom because anytime celebrities blab on about soulmates, it’s never a good thing. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what it’s all about.

Off Topic

This is so wrong, somebody started a website call Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/06.htm

# 95 Ameena @ 05/30/2008 at 10:23 pm
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I think that ET can rebound beautifully if they apologize for reporting the story without qualifications ie restating that the JPs’ rep didn’t get back to them in time. Also, they can also out their ’source’; since he or she is an obvious liar, fcuk him or her over as monumentally as ET was.

However, there is a major blessing in disguise; ET has magnified how empty the term ’source’ or ‘insider’ is. Obviously, anything or anybody can be a source of something; it’s the ‘journalists’ responsibility to sniff out the story and be more astute.

This is just another reminder that laypeople, like us, have better instincts than these so-called ‘professionals’.

A new vid — Brangelina forever chapter 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe7uEPwWqn0

Ameena, LOL, yeah I guess the twins were ET’s source. They’re looking so foolish, I don’t know how ET’s going to get out of that one.

sharon @ 05/30/2008 at 11:19 pm

A new vid — Brangelina forever chapter 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe7uEPwWqn0

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beautiful; thanks for posting :D

Hey BAMPZS+2 fans. I love that trailer from BAR. Brad is so cute and funny. I remember reading a review of MMS that said Brad was a good comedian. He really is. I can’t wait for the fall when he and Angie have so many good movies coming out. Of course KFP is out next week and Wanted at the end of June.

Thanks for posting the pictures from VF. Mygawd Angie looks so beautiful. Clint E was right. Angie doesn’t look like your average HW actress. She has her own distinct and original look. It is too much to have two beautiful people together. And for them to have four beautiful children with two more on the way. This is beauty over load. Peace

he looks very funny in it. his talking, moving and dancing. seems like an interesting movie with a very talented cast and directors! but i think its unlikely it’ll pick up any nominations but benjamin button might! wonder what angie thinks of the movie ahah

lol @ 05/30/2008 at 11:09 pm is this true?I hope she has tld,she doesn’t believe in soulmate,and she doesn’t think Brad is her soulmate.then I wanted to see how fans will defend their relationship.LOL
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astrozine.astrology.com predicted Angie & Brad are soulmates.
They also predicted Jennifer& Vince’s relationship would end after Break Up release. They were right.

2006

Angelina’s Saturn Trine Brad’s Neptune endows them with an unspoken sense of working together for spiritual growth and of helping each other unselfishly — a subtle but sacred commitment. Through their relationship, there is a deepening of their faith. Angelina’s Venus opposite Brad’s Venus ensures that they appreciate and see the beauty in each other. Their relationship is likely to be a lasting, fulfilling one.

GET OVER THE BRAD -JEN SPLIT ALREADY! Brad’s a great actor, -Anyone who’s seen Fight Club, Babel, Twelve Monkeys, Seven and Snatch know’s this. You haters need to stop posting your negative comments, Brad is a hot superstar and nothing you say can change that LOL! This film looks hilarious! I can’t wait to see it! Love the entire cast and Coen brothers!

Brad looks so cute and funny in this movie. I will see it for sure.

He’s getting a little too old to play the goofy Young guy…….

besides he can’t act, he can only look pretty.

Brangelina Buns Still in the Oven
Today 7:10 PM PDT by Gina Serpe

Despite rampant reports to the contrary, the Jolie-Pitt offspring count is at four, and holding.

Angelina Jolie’s manager, Geyer Kosinski, told E! News that stories of the actress and Brad Pitt welcoming twin daughters this week are “not true,” meaning the most-watched baby bump in the world has yet to pop.

In a separate statement, Pitt’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante, also was in full denial mode, saying, “It is a rumor.”

Similarly, a source close to the family in France said that Jolie was still at home sans newborns as of Friday morning.

The stork non-delivery puts the kibosh on voraciously circulating and rather detailed reports, led by Entertainment Tonight, that girls Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane arrived via C-section at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence, France, earlier this week. ET has since removed the story from its website.

While Jolie has previously claimed that she wants to give birth in her late mother’s home country, she has yet to confirm the genders of her pending progeny, let alone whether they will in fact be named in honor of their grandparents (Jolie’s late mother is Marcheline; Pitt’s is Jane).

Regardless, whenever the genetically blessed babes make their debut, they will mark kids No. 5 and 6 for the Jolie-Pitt brood, joining Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, who turned 2 just this week.

Jolie left it up to Kung Fu Panda costars Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman to serve as advance men for the baby news while promoting the cartoon at Cannes earlier this month. Black confirmed that Jolie and Pitt were expecting twins, while Hoffman may prove himself as potentially reliable as Deep Throat, claiming stork delivery wasn’t due until Aug. 19.

Last weekend, as the 32-year-old Oscar winner supposedly delivered the tots, word broke that she and Pitt, 44, were moving into a 1,000-acre, $60 million estate, complete with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard and a moat, just outside Aix-en-Provence. The family relocated to France back in April in anticipation of the baby-delivering.

(Originally published May 30, 2008 at 10:10 a.m. PT.)

Brad is so great in this movie. He is really a character actor in a leading man body. He is a great actor and very talented.

It’s odd how in the latest E! update they call themselves correcting the record and publishing a statement by Angie’s manager Geyer, and yet in the same piece, they STILL can’t fact check a simple thing like Angelina’s mother’s background, not only something that she’s clarified two dozen times in various publications and interviews, but also something that they themselves had to fact check for programs like E! True HW Story - in other words, they now are not even on the same page with themselves. They must hand out these jobs to the illiterate uneducated offspring of people in high places in Hollywood and NYC - that’s the only explanation why someone can’t google, or wiki, or read one of the 25 or so background pieces on Angelina which state that Marcheline was an American of French Canadian and Iroquois ancestry who grew up in Chicago.

He’s ugly. PERIOD

TO DAWN :

ADMIT IT DAWN YOU ARE NOT SEEING ANGIE NOR JEN YOU ARE SEEING THE VERY PICTURE OF YOURSELF OLD COW!!!

HAHAHAHAH!!! THIS LOOKS GREAT!

I GOTTA SEE THAT MOVIE!!! :)

Enjoyed the trailer of BAR. Look forward to seeing it with hubby.

Glad to know that the twins haven’t arrived.

No doubt the twins will be delivered by c section early in any case, as it the normal nature of twins.

Love Brad, the man is so beautiful inside and out. He is a very good actor. This movie looks like a fun movie.

oh my gold cliniqua!!!!!thank you for those topless pix of the famous men hopping sl.ut!luv u babe.

urgh, it looks alright… Not a huge fan of Brad’s acting.

http://www.savetheoc.wordpress.com

Having seen this trailer, I have no doubts who acts better in the Jolie-Pitt family - Angelina, of course. The difference between her talent and his “talent” is so huge it is embarrassing.

I’m not saying Brad has no talent - he has some and he’s done some acceptable parts over the years but that’s how far his accomplishments go - acceptable. The quality of his acting is as changeable as the Moon and if he managed well in one movie, that doesn’t mean he will be good in another.

I’d rather rent a Troy DVD again than see this one - not that he was too brilliant as Achilles but he was more bearable there.

Do you mean his not he’s?

Wow black, you can actually tell how unfunny Brad is in a 2 hour movie just from watching a 2 min preview, Shutup dumbass!!!!

This is REALLY funny.

See, the good thing is that some people believe that if you act in a comedy you ought to act funny (pull stupid faces, or act like a naive kid).

But the truth is that most funny actors are acting even more serious than necessary. You need timing, precision and that certain look.

Brad, fortunately, possesses all. He may be fun in real life- but it helps that he can do comedy.

I love him in Mr and Mrs Smith … over the top action and comedy. I love him in Snatch as well.

Kinda OT…

Of course ET Online is experiencing “technical difficulties”…

THEY GOT CAUGHT WITH EGG ON THEIR FACES!!!

Now, mind you, I don’t watch “entertainment shows” EVERY DAY like I used to… But I did in the past, & they were usually right. By right, I mean they tended to check their stories out BEFORE airing them.

The website has NOTHING re: the births… Other news, yes, like Charlie Sheen getting married, etc. They don’t even offer what they used to do in the past - AN APOLOGY FOR GETTING IT WRONG! Then again, it’s really a fluff show, when compared to more serious & respectable media forms (i.e. CNN {TV}; Newsweek, People, etc. {print})

I wonder if they’ll have the guts to MENTION THEIR ERROR on the weekend or Monday edition of the show… Or if they’ll deal with their error in embarrassed silence…?

Question: Have any of you lost respect for ET, or do you think they were caught up in the hysteria that seems to surround the Jolie-Pitts every time they’re mentioned?

You don’t get it. Because it depends on what kind of character an actor plays in a comedy movie. In this movie, Brad is playing a character of an idiot person. Idiots act funny, like you said, pull stupid faces or act like a naive kid. Idiots act funny in a ridiculous way. And Brad in this movie did just that. In other words, he did great.

Brad acknowledged in Cannes last year that the character he’d play in this movie is such an idiot that he didn’t know how to play it. But the Coen brothers said that he’d be fine. And indeed, he was. He is a great actor. Besides he doesn’t only do comedy in his movies. He does serious movies too.

From an interview in Cannes last year

So when do you start shooting?
PITT: In August or September.
CLOONEY: Burn After Reading is the name of it. It’s just one of their nutty comedies — it makes me howl when I read it.
PITT: It’s a real stretch. George and I each play a loser in our own minds. [Laughs]

They do love to make Clooney look like a buffoon.
PITT: They might top it with Pitt.
CLOONEY: They might. This one might end two careers in one shot.
PITT: [Laughs] I said to them, ”I don’t know how to play this, I mean, he’s such an idiot.” And there was a pause and then Joel goes…
TOGETHER: You’ll be fine! [Laughter]

Hey- it´s ok if you like it. I simply don´t.

And a 30 second trailer is enough to judge if a person is a born comedian or not.

He is a good actor——–just not made for comedies.

Good-looking people can hardly play funny characters. It´s all in the face.

Have a nice day!

He’s so full of energy. Very funny. How can you not love this guy.

I think this looks pretty funny, and I will watch it. I see there are the usual criticisms about how he seems to be overacting or he can’t act, etc…

Well, don’t you get it? His character is supposed to be all dramatic and over-the-top like this. Yeah, he’s overly acting here, because that is the character’s nature and personality.

Brad’s performance in 12 Monkeys is so good that sometimes I get it out and just watch his scenes! haha!! My boys love that movie. We go around our house saying “Get outta my chair!” to each other. Brad is a very good actor, and he’s not afraid to mess up that pretty mug of his if that is what the part calls for.

Tommy-boy would never have to guts to take on a part like this, he is too insecure in his manhood.

I tried to post on Angelina’s VF cover thread, but couldn’t, so basically I was just going to say that I am relieved Angie did not give birth yet because those buns need to stay inside and cook some more. And LMAO at all the media outlets falling all over themselves about this false report. Idiots.

AND, I posted a nasty message on the Mayer Rolling Stone cover thread, because, seriously, Mayer has no business being on a cover of any mag (even a schlock rag like RS) with the likes of my beloved Jimmy Page! It is, to turn a Lainey phrase, all kindsa wrong.

well ET removed the “twins birth” story from their site, so much for standing by their source lol

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Good Morning all. Wow a lot of threads on BP and AJ. It is hard to know which one to post on. I checked the AJ Vanity Fair Thread and a troll was having a meltdown. I quietly backed out and came to this thread.
I am looking forward to seeing all the Jolie-Pitts movies. Best wishes to AJ on a healthy, private and happy delivery. Only the media can make jack asses out of themselves and blame the celebrities for making them look like fools. Fact checking is a thing of the past. Hire a few interns to check your stories instead of spamming blogs. Just maybe entertainment sites, blogs and so-called legitimate media stories will be taken seriously and not just with a grain of salt. Have a great day and make it a MIR day. Thanks for all the updates Just Jared, Our overly excited Blogger of rumors and facts. Peace to all.

It looks hilarious.

Definitely i will watch the film.
Wish Jolie safe delivery
Re Vanity fair am happy that Angie do not pull out Demi Moore, if she did all the moral instructor (troll, hater) will be out in full with their multiple names.
Now the troll don’t what to do again the next is to analyze the word.
I pity the hater they claim they despise the family but they are interested in any interview or new picture more than fan.

black soul,dont watch the movie.please!

Dawn @ 05/30/2008 at 8:47 pm He looked so much better with Aniston…they were twin souls. Angelina is sucking the hot right out of balding Brad. He and Ang are both looking wrinkled and haggard, while Jen looks great in a bikini. Angie looks like she’s an anorexic 45 year old.
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The fact is that the X was so fug that it made BP really look good. He is handsome but being with x made his beauty stand out to the 10th power.

This is on my list to see especially since I like the Coen brothers work.
It’s unbelievable how the press ran with rumors. Did anyone not think and ask for the facts before going to air with their reports? Whatever happend to reporting the facts and not fiction? I’m so happy these entertainment shows are getting bashed left and right by media watchdogs and the publicin general. They deserve it. It’s not enough they have egg on their face for a second time in about a month. Remember all the detailed wedding rumors? But they need to take a hit credibility wise. If they want to cover “entertainement”, that’s fine but if they think they will be breaking news as if they have an “in” in the business..forget it. No one believes in them right now. This is proof that no one in the business are anywhere close to the inner circle of Jolie-Pitts and that is what is creating all the media mistakes. With so many “sources” the media supposedly have, they are always making mistakes. They even make basic mistakes about Angelinas’ mother. This means there are no sources close to the Jolie-Pitts. There never was. No one saw Brad & Angelina coming together as a couple. I should better say that no one expected these two to be a couple. Both of these people seem to have have small tight lipped inner circle. When they were obviously becoming a couple, the ranks were already closed shut tight around them and have been ever since. Everything we know and will continue to know about this family will be at their discretion as should be with everyone, famous or not..

Jolie and Pitt move into their new Provence home

1 hour, 1 minute ago

MARSEILLE (AFP) - Hollywood’s enigmatic power couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are in the throes of domesticity and relocating to a chateau in France’s famed Provence region, a local official told AFP.

The couple are moving their furniture into the Miraval area property, in the heart of the southeastern Var region, in time for Jolie, 32, to give birth to twins.

“They are settling in and bringing their furniture,” while American owner Tom Bove moves out of Chateau Miraval, said local mayor Michael Latz.

While Latz was not able to provide any information on Jolie’s due date, or confirm any rumours of an eventual marriage, he did say that the vineyard estate will likely become the couple’s principal residence.

A witness confirmed having seen a moving van Friday morning on the chateau premises, which are closed off by an iron gate. Guards stood watch and dissuaded inquisitive passers-by from approaching.

The regional Var Matin newspaper recently said that the couple is not intending to buy the 17th century estate, which is surrounded by 400 hectares (1,000 acres) of forest and vineyard.

Instead, they will rent the property for three years from Bove, who is already known to the couple.

A representative of Chateau Miraval, which produces organic wine, refused to confirm this.

Latz said the couple expressed interest in learning about the grapes and wine produced by the estate — “a very high quality organic wine”.

With its pink-tiled roof and blue shutters this country estate is “one of the most beautiful places in the Var”, said Latz.

afp/entertainmentfilmpeoplefranceusjoliepitt_080531125231

All’s quiet on the Jolie Pitt front. I guess after yesterday a day or week of rest is needed. Four threads in one day. Wow.

Thanks bdj.

brad kinda looks like a ferret in the face. a ferret with lots of botox and a rug on his head.

Fox News Sat, 31 May 2008 6:22 AM PDT
‘Entertainment Tonight’ stands by story saying a source was in the delivery room as Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins, but Brad Pitt’s manager says: ‘We have no comment except the story is not true.’

————————————————————————————————LAFIN MY CUTE AZZ @E.T.

I wonder how Mary Hart is going spin this Monday she claimed their source was in the delivery room so she had to be a friend ,family member or member of medical staff

#135

Whoever made that video, thank you very much. It’s perfect.

hiya bampzsville :D

is everyone on both threads or something?
b/c this one’s not very long?

alia @ 05/31/2008 at 11:15 am

hiya bampzsville :D

is everyone on both threads or something?
b/c this one’s not very long?
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Yes, People still post on Angie’s VF thread.

Brad is a versatile actor, he can do comedy, drama and action.
He was funny in The 12 th monkey, Mexican and MMSMith. I gonna see this movie.

Brad Pitt manager denies Angelina Jolie birth report
Fri May 30, 2008 8:38pm Angelina Jolie birth reports contradicted
1:48pm EST

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Brad Pitt’s manager denied a television report on Friday that Oscar winner Angelina Jolie, who has publicly acknowledged she was expecting twins with the actor, had given birth to them in France this week.

“It’s not true. It’s a rumor,” Pitt’s Los Angeles-based talent manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante, told Reuters in a statement issued by her office. She declined further comment.

However, “Entertainment Tonight” said it stood by its report earlier in the day that Jolie had given birth to twin daughters in France, attributing the story to an unidentified person close to the actress.

“The source says she was inside the delivery room, tells ‘ET’ yes, the babies were born, and yes, mother and daughters are fine,” the syndicated program said in its broadcast.

The story was disputed almost from the start by various other celebrity news outlets, with People magazine quoting an unnamed representative for Jolie on its Web site as saying: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

Meanwhile, another celebrity publication, Britain’s NOW magazine, reported the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt clan had already been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane.

There was no immediate comment from Jolie’s Los Angeles-based manager.

The only maternity clinic in the southern French city of Aix-en-Provence, the region where Jolie and Pitt were believed to be staying, said it had no information. Town hall officials there said they were aware of the media reports but did not know if they were true.

I’m planning on seeing:–

Kung Fu Panda

Wanted

Burn after Reading

Changeling

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

so sexy
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Dawn @ 05/30/2008 at 8:47 pm
He looked so much better with Aniston…they were twin souls. Angelina is sucking the hot right out of balding Brad. He and Ang are both looking wrinkled and haggard, while Jen looks great in a bikini. Angie looks like she’s an anorexic 45 year old.
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How old are you, honey — about 15? Two people having blond hair and blue eyes doesn’t make them “twin souls”, it makes them cut-outs of each other. They had NOTHING in common beside both being actors. Yeah, Jen looks great in a bikini, but that’s the only thing she has going for her, and in a year or two she won’t look so great any more, and then what will she have left? Figure that one out.

:lol: brad’s dance moves are so funny.

Hello BAMPZS+2ville—I hope everyone is having a wonderful Saturday :-)

anustin and yes–our bet is still on right??? Geez ET gave me a scare I thought we all lost :lol:

Jill @ 05/31/2008 at 12:46 pm –great post but one correction. One of the fake golden couple is actually a brunette and has brown eyes, she is just as fake as that supposed golden couple Huvane built up :lol:
Ohh I really don’t want to post those pix but if any troll challanges me I sure will :-)

From PARADE: What odds do you give Jennifer Aniston’s romance with John Mayer? A: There’s no telling how long this will last, but one thing is for sure: Theirs is not a match made in heaven. At 39, the actress wants to start a family. -me: since when?- The 30-year-old singer likes to flit from affair to affair with Hollywood beauties such as Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, and Cameron Diaz. Deep down, Jen and John just don’t share the same values or priorities.

new cute video from rodgeeabaya :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zUSWXVL1h4

and the newest from butterfuit2007 :D
my fav:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03kiwM_5vw

guli @ 05/31/2008 at 1:11 pm

anustin and yes–our bet is still on right??? Geez ET gave me a scare I thought we all lost :lol:

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The bet is still on guli :)

# 164 dragonfly @ 05/31/2008 at 8:40 am

I think this looks pretty funny, and I will watch it. I see there are the usual criticisms about how he seems to be overacting or he can’t act, etc…

Well, don’t you get it? His character is supposed to be all dramatic and over-the-top like this. Yeah, he’s overly acting here, because that is the character’s nature and personality.

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I t hink it’s pretty obvious that the haters have never seen a Coen brothers comedy. “Raising Arizona” anyone? Brad’s role really reminds me of Nic Cage’s role of Hi…the dumbest babynapper ever. Replete with silly faces, a stupid hairdo and what some would consider overacting…but funnier than hell.

# 181 piper, with a low @ 05/31/2008 at 9:53 am

To those who are saying that Brad’s over the top…

Errr… in the screenplay, Brad’s character was described as wearing a black unitard with neon green flames on it.

So stoic, unassuming, and restrained is not what is called for.

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The losers are forgetting this little thing called…THE DIRECTOR. It’s the director’s job to get the performance THEY WANT from an actor. In this case, there were TWO DIRECTORS - Joel & Ethan BOTH direct. Ergo, if Brad’s acting is very broad and silly…THAT is what the Coens wanted. Not everybody is Jack Nicholson and continues to give the perfomance they want intstead of what the director wants, i.e. Nicholson vs. Scorsese in “The Departed”. Even though Scorsese wanted Jack to tone it down and Jack refused and kept right on doing what he wanted - his vision of the character instead of the director’s. I think Brad’s a bit more of a team player than Jack…

# 190 yoco @ 05/31/2008 at 11:03 am

I wonder how Mary Hart is going spin this Monday she claimed their source was in the delivery room so she had to be a friend ,family member or member of medical staff

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I’m still ROTFLMAO that they blew off one of the reigning principle of journalism - CONFIRMATION FROM MULTIPLE SOURCES. I know it’s a gossip show and not REAL journalism, but damn. Did they even bother to call the hospital and verify? Obviously they either didn’t bother contacting anyone in Brad or Angie’s camps or they didn’t get a response. Now they’re left looking as stupid as the Star magazine.

The other thing I’m still laughing at - those names. Like I said on Memorial Day…those are NOT names Angie would give her kids! LOL. People who come up with Shiloh, Pax and Zahara aren’t going to come up with Isla and Amelie. That’s like naming your kids Jennifer and Heather….inadvertent skewering on X…but I’ll leave it as is…

# 219 Omg @ 05/31/2008 at 2:40 pm

Credit-gate?

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Hehehehehe…yeah, I know…don’tcha just love this place? ROTFL. I started not to say anything, but figured…it’s a slow day, nobody seems to be posting on this thread…what the hell…let’s have a little “gate” fun…

Okay…enough silliness…back to our regularly scheduled program…

# 221 jess0 @ 05/31/2008 at 2:49 pm

jjb @ 05/31/2008 at 12:15 pm

Marc Newson’s Lockheed Lounge Chair

http://www.furniturestoreblog.com/2008/01/05/the_cool_curves_of_newsons_lockheed_lounge_chair.html
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I actually posted this on page 3 of this thread.

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ROTFL! Holy shite! More CreditGate! It’s an epidemic!

# 223 LilіV0nŚhtùpp @ 05/31/2008 at 2:52 pm

I reported your ass again loser. GTFU.

…here we go AGAIN!…he can act…he can’t act….hahahaha

LilіV0nŚhtùpp @ 05/31/2008 at 2:52 pm

JARED, BAN THIS PERSON. You trolls refuse to learn huh?

Brad Pitt + Frances McDormand + George Clooney + Tilda Swinton + John Malkovich (+ the dude from Law & Order) + Joel & Ethan Coen = a great start. This looks good so far, and they’ve got all the tools.

Brad’s character is an obnoxious full of himself gym dude with an IQ of 50, in a…wait for it…Coen Bros. movie - HELLOOOO dumb asssses?!! So, uh, sorrry…there really aren’t going to be that many shades of gray, or complex subtlety nuances and layers in his performance - at least NONE that a decades long cheesey TV sit-com fan could catch.

Also, Jen HEN alert: Anytime you see posts that accuse Brad of botox or not having a flair for comedy. It is from a friend hen of Jen Aniston’s or the old TV sit-com hack herself - maybe her new hired fake bf whose a queeny little blog ***** himself. Bottomline, it’s the Maniston camp. If there’s one thing that ties these sad b*tches together, it’s a hate and jealousy of Brad that is actually more intense than their jealousy of Angelina.

They do NOT WANT to see Brad do well, or receive critical acclaim. The last couple of years where he HAS, has been more than rough for them. They can’t stand to see Brad ruling the world in business and his art AND his personal life, as he HAS BEEN, REALLY since HE MET ANGELINA!! THAT, is what they TRULY hate. They KNOW Brad was wasting his life chained to Maniston, wasn’t happy, was making for sh*t movies (The Mexican anyone??) Being a happy, satisfied, IN LOVE and INSPIRED man, has made Brad soar across ALL levels! He’s in his prime, and at the top pf his game.

Consequently, Maniston and her fellow hens (see Maniston’s old tasteless classless Vanity Fair attack to get names) are giving Brad the old Mother Aniston (Nancy Dow) treatment. It’s grudge holding by a person who doesn’t want to see you fare well, and tries all manner of things to deflate someone who they feel has ‘betrayed’ them - including enlisting their high powered PR man and staffers, and her own gaggle of friend hens into tearing him down on blogs, in publications and elsewhere.

Now. What to LOOK FOR: 1) Their number one identifiers are posts that slam Brad’s ‘looks’ (because these middle aged aging plastic surgeried hags are NOTHING if not obsessed with the superficial and that which does not matter –aka ‘LOOKS.’ In that way, they are JUST like their fearfFUL leader.) 2) Second runner up on identifying Aniston’s gaggle of hens, that that they love to insinuate and insult his acting skills and talent (Fishyth did this too, but she usually slurred his intelligence as well). Maniston was never about really giving him his props in ANY area — but she was REALLY quiet when it came to his acting. Primarily because she did NOT like forcing a comparison between herself (a TV HACK) and Brad (a MOVIE STAR). There was resentment there.

Hence you have what you have TODAY: Aniston, her PR flack and her hens attacking what will surely be another GREAT comedic foray for Brad Pitt — Brad IMO, ALWAYS knocks it out of the park when he is allowed to inject his natural affinity for humor/comedy into his roles, be it 12 Monkeys, Tyler Durden in FC who was funny as f**king hell, Mickey from Snatch, Floyd from True Romance, John Smith in MAMS or Rusty Ryan in the Ocean’s flix Listen to me: These HATER b*tches KNOW THIS. The last thing they want to see later this year, and early part of next, is Brad ruling the awards shows, as Angelina did last year - and to have Brad & Angelina BOTH doing this (and from the critical lauding that’s already out for The Changeling/BAR/CCOBB - we just may see it) It will send Aniston, her best gay, and the hens off a ledge.

The hilarious thing for fans of FILM and FILM STARS. Is this sad TV sitcom hack b*tch Aniston (who was actually the LEAST talented on her own long running cheesefest TV sitcom) trying to infer or imply, she has this ’second city/snl/sketch comedy like talent and skillset, when she does not. When she fails in her dramatic roles, and in acting period - if you’ll notice, she ALWAYS goes back to this delusional ‘I’m a comedic actress and proud of our history and tradition’ BULLSH*T. Bahahahaha!

B*tch, the ghost of Gilda Radner - hell even Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock - should kick your azz for saying that, as you aren’t FIT to wipe their assses. The cast of ‘Facts of Life,’ puts Jennifer Aniston to shame. SERIOUSLY.

FINALLY Aniston hens, Huvane staffers alike…you CANNOT have it both ways…

….you can’t go around posting your smear jobs on Brad about his ‘over the top,’ expressions and acting and funny faces in BAR that you feel he’s missed the mark with…AND… at the SAME TIME, accuse him of Botox. Either you are too insanely jealous and enraged to make sense on this point, OR you’re retarded. Because the two things are contradictory. Botox victims, LIKE ANISTON for example, as we’ve seen from the 1001 on-set pics her PR queen releases weekly - cannot MAKE expressions - they are frozen. They are dead eyed and dead faced. They can’t MAKE expressions. Pick a color hags.

? @ 05/31/2008 at 3:05 pm

Um no maybe it’s because he’s an actor? what does famous have to do with Legends of the Fall, A River Runs through it, 12 Monkeys, Kalifornia, Seven, Fight Club, Snatch, Babel, etc…He’s good enough and has what’s necessary to relly pull in a great performance. the famous part only figures in the Ocean’s films. He’s there because he’s Brad Pitt and friends with everyone in that movie. .

Nobody is like Daniel Day Lews is, Johnny Depp aspires to be Daniel Day Lewis. I feel Johnny will never win an Oscar precisely because we already have Daniel Day Lewis. Johnny is known for his niche of films that he does which is great but the acting is the same. He went to the Marlon Brando School of acting. That’s great only if you’re Marlon Brando. Christian bale..ugh… Javier Bardem? only with the right script & director which is the case for most actors.

anoble

Check your mail ;)

LMAO@ the idiot thinks Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem and Christian bale are like Daniel Day Lews. hahaha. Too damn funny.

guli,

Which?

DDL is kind of actor people are fascinated about him when he is on-screen. No body gives a cra p about him when he is off-screen. Brad Pitt inspires all kinds of fascination on-screen and off-screen especially his love life.

think @ 05/31/2008 at 3:58 pm

John Malkovich with that ax is both funny and scary at the same time. I agree he is fantastic but he scares too many people. LOL!!!! Have you seen him in interviews? People seem to laugh at his humor just to be on the safe side and not anger him.

Johnny Depp doesn’t emote, or act well in my opinion. I think this may be, because of the type of person he is - he’s kind of closed off - there always seems to be a wall there. He’s always the quirky character, or he’s wry and trying to be sardonic and funny (see the Waters films, Ed Wood, or any and every other part he’s played). In What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, every other actor IN that film, from Juliettel Lewis, to the girl who played the older sister, to ESPECIALLY Leo DiCaprio (and even the big fat Mama), BLEW HIM OFF the screen. He was the caring ideal son - and that’s as far as it went, everyone else was emoting and pulling on heartstrings, he was just, there, like a bump on a log. IMHO.

passing Through @ 05/31/2008 at 4:22 pm

I wouldn’t buy him as the pirate in the Pirates movies or Edward Scissorhands or SleepyHollow.
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What about Interview with the Vampire? I wonder how Brad would have played Lestat instead of Louis?. I bet you today he would be cast as Lestat

Brangelina buzz sweeps south of France

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gLAt2HzWWDSqXbBXFM84w1-xm0OQD910QGKG0

# 246 The fact @ 05/31/2008 at 4:23 pm

DDL is kind of actor people are fascinated about him when he is on-screen. No body gives a cra p about him when he is off-screen. Brad Pitt inspires all kinds of fascination on-screen and off-screen especially his love life.

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DD-L doesn’t want the attention off-screen. This is a guy who gave up acting for 3 or 4 years and went off to be a freaking cobbler in Italy! He’s wired differently than other people and that’s what makes him a great actor. Even if he were an American I don’t think he’d be tabloid fodder simply because he goes out of his way to avoid attention. He only cares about his craft and his family and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the rest of it.

passing Through @ 05/31/2008 at 4:37 pm

# 246 The fact @ 05/31/2008 at 4:23 pm

DDL is kind of actor people are fascinated about him when he is on-screen. No body gives a cra p about him when he is off-screen. Brad Pitt inspires all kinds of fascination on-screen and off-screen especially his love life.

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DD-L doesn’t want the attention off-screen. This is a guy who gave up acting for 3 or 4 years and went off to be a freaking cobbler in Italy! He’s wired differently than other people and that’s what makes him a great actor. Even if he were an American I don’t think he’d be tabloid fodder simply because he goes out of his way to avoid attention. He only cares about his craft and his family and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the rest of it.
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Even DDL wants attention, nobody cares. Nobody cares who he is dating or married or what his children look like? Simply nobody cares. For Brad, he doesn’t want attention but he can’t avoid it. Because a lot of people are fascinated about him. Paps chase him everywhere

Brangelina buzz sweeps south of France

By JAMEY KEATEN – 1 hour ago

CORRENS, France (AP) — Brangelina must be cocooning.

The paparazzi swarming France’s Cote d’Azur can’t find Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Locals mutter or giggle about the invasion of Hollywood glam. A flyover of their new home in a luxurious villa turned up no clues about a report they’ve added a set of twins — which Pitt’s manager says is “not true.”

This pastoral sliver of the south of France has been abuzz ever since reports emerged last week that the Brangelina clan was moving in — confirmed by the mayor of the village in question, Correns.

A helicopter swing Saturday over the vast yet reclusive Chateau Miraval, where the couple and their four children are said to be settling, turned up only stepped vineyards, empty chairs at a table on a pockmarked stone patio and a helicopter parked on a finely groomed lawn in front of a farmhouse and accompanying buildings.

A handful of parked cars and two men were seen from up above — one planted next to the chopper, another peering skyward through binoculars from an estate driveway. Other than that, there was no sign of human life outdoors or in. Several shutters were pulled on the main stone house.

The apparent calm did not stop the buzz.

“Entertainment Tonight” first reported on its Web site Friday that the actress had given birth in France. Show host Mary Hart cited an unidentified source who claimed to be in the delivery room, saying the twins were born and that “yes, mother and babies are fine.”

Pitt’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante, told The Associated Press: “We have no comment except the story is not true,” and several celebrity news outlets also reported the story was false.

Despite the denial, the Web site of Britain’s Now magazine on Saturday cited “sources in France” saying Jolie’s doctor had flown in from California, and that the couple named the twin girls Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.

With no concrete proof, reporters and photographers staked out the entrance to the estate, nestled between rolling, wooded hills on the fringe of Correns, population 800, and invisible from any public roadway.

Jolie has said previously that her twins are due in August. She and Pitt already have four children: 6-year-old Maddox, 4-year-old Pax and 3-year-old Zahara, who are adopted, and 2-year-old Shiloh.

Hospital officials in maternity clinics and hospitals in the region said they weren’t aware that Jolie had come in — and would not say if she were scheduled. France strictly respects privacy rules governing health matters.

On Saturday, shopkeepers in the nearby town of Brignoles murmured about a sighting last week of the family strolling through town and stopping at a women’s clothing boutique — before the media hordes breezed in.

Some locals were blase about the incoming stars.

“She’s a woman like any other,” a Correns villager who gave his name only as Leon told Associated Press Television News, referring to Jolie. “I’ve never ever seen her. You know, as far as pretty women go, there are others on Earth.”

Others were tickled about the new neighbors.

“My son is delighted that Angelina Jolie is here,” said Nadia Caetano, of her 16-year-old. “He said, ‘I’m going to be an orphan, and she’ll adopt me. Mom, say that you’ve abandoned me, and she’ll adopt me.’”

Traditionally, the region has lured tourists mostly for rock-climbing excursions on the rolling hills of the verdant region and leisurely strolls in its medieval villages.

Security guards and local gendarmes were blocking the gates to the estate Saturday, where only a trickle of vehicles were allowed in.

According to its Web site, the Miraval estate is located on a site first inhabited in pre-Roman times. Today, it features fountains, ancient aqueducts, a moat, a pond and vineyards that produce a highly esteemed organic wine.

Locals know Miraval most for receiving rock stars over the years. The estate includes a studio that’s hosted the likes of Sting, the Cranberries and Pink Floyd, who recorded tracks for “The Wall” album there.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gLAt2HzWWDSqXbBXFM84w1-xm0OQD910QGKG0

The paps can’t find the jp’s out and about, so they have been reduced to helicopter flyovers of Miraval on a Saturday.

From an AP article today

A helicopter swing Saturday over the vast yet reclusive Chateau Miraval, where the couple and their four children are said to be settling, turned up only stepped vineyards, empty chairs at a table on a pockmarked stone patio and a helicopter parked on a finely groomed lawn in front of a farmhouse and accompanying buildings.

A handful of parked cars and two men were seen from up above - one planted next to the chopper, another peering skyward through binoculars from an estate driveway. Other than that, there was no sign of human life outdoors or in. Several shutters were pulled on the main stone house.

The Brangelina ‘twins were born story that wasn’t,’ is the hottest thing in Google’s Entertainment section with almost 2000 hits, one article says the ‘did they or didn’t they,’ give birth story’s coverage and denials indicate the intensity and focused worldwide interest there are in Brangelina and their family.

They are the biggest stars on the planet, bar none.

Really. They are.

I’ve never seen anything like it, or even before my time as a Movie and Hollywood fan, never heard of anything like it either.

Boar hunters seek pact with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
John Follain

Boar hunters from a village in Provence where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have just moved into a 17th-century chateau have appealed to the Hollywood stars to provide access to the grounds despite their support for environmental causes and desire for tranquillity.

The couple arrived last weekend at Château Miraval, near Aix-en-Provence, as Jolie, 32, prepared to give birth to twins. They will rent the 35-room former Benedictine priory for the next three years.

Its 1,000-acre estate includes vineyards that produce one of the Var region’s finest white wines, two swimming pools, a helipad, a forest and a lake with swans and geese.

Alain Mayen, a retired mason from the nearby village of Correns who hunts for boar and deer on the property, has urged its owner Tom Bove, an Italian-American industrialist, to ensure that the actors do not declare the grounds off limits.

Last year Bove invited a party of 65 to hunt 100 boar on the estate. “We’re waiting to hear back from Mr Bove and we hope the new residents won’t ban our hunts,” Mayen said.

“The environment is all very well but you have to protect the vines. Hunting is the only way to stop the vines getting damaged.”

According to local officials, the couple, both environmental campaigners, are seeking a quiet backwater for the twins, their daughter Shiloh, who is nearly two years old, and three adopted children, Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, and Zahara, 3.

Michael Latz, the mayor of Correns, said: “Hunting here is part of the local tradition. Boar and deer are harmful. If you don’t hunt them, you don’t get grapes.”

Officials said the couple had chosen the property after it was recommended to them by Pitt’s friend Bono, the singer, who made an album with his band U2 at a recording studio in the castle’s cellars.

Pink Floyd recorded part of The Wall there. The Cure, Sade and Oasis have all stayed in the chateau.

Apart from the beauty of the property, Pitt and Jolie were attracted by the organic nature of all its produce, ranging from olive oil to lavender, sage and thyme.

The actors and their children are keeping a low profile. “The only sign of their presence is a couple of gendarmes outside the gates. All we see is their helicopter flying off every so often,” said Jean-Claude Sadion, who runs the local tourism office.

For Jolie, the castle is a reminder of her French mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of cancer last year. She told an interviewer last week that she had decided to teach her children French. “[French is] the second language in our house. I’m still learning, but my children are starting to speak the language, so being here is very good for them,” she said.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4040031.ece

^^ another “french mother,” story…jeebus h. keerist! It’s insanity.

sorry for double post.

So it actually is 35 rooms NOT 35 bedrooms in the chateau. Shaking my head to some so-called “journalists”.

cook @ 05/31/2008 at 4:51 pm

Yet no one has heard the cries from the accounting zealots screaming BOX OFFICE POISON or HE CAN”T OPEN A FILM when it coms to Daniel Day lewis. Gangs of New York was his only box office hit recently. Yet Brad was in a box office hit just 3 years ago this month and people dismiss it as if it were 10 years ago lol!! They ask for box office and when you show them they come up with an excuse why it was a hit. It couldn’t be possible that people wanted to see Brad. Oh yeah people really wanted to see Orlando Bloom in Troy instead of Brad. LMAO. When they scream academy and film critics honors and you show them (Venice win and Golden Globe nom) they find a reason to dismiss. Is it any wonder no one cares what critics say? :)

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anon,

…and you need to stop…you’re over the top…ask your family or someone close to you…just stop already.

credit to cjluv at jjb. re: paps chasing Brangelina using helicopter.

Dude… you wanna find Osama Bin Laden? Send X17, Splash, INFDAILY, WIRE IMAGE and Bauer Griffin on his ass!!! STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

julia,

…julia, julia, julia…what to say?….Pitt is not attach to you, so, let go…and grow the hell up, okay?…haha

On marriage:
“People have made a lot out of it that we’re not, but we’ve both been married before, and it’s very easy to get married, but it’s not easy to build a family and be parents together. And maybe we’ve done it backwards, but we certainly feel married.

More Angie VF interview

:lol: We posted at the exact same time …
Cheers..

I’m Grown Cook, No worries…

julia @ 05/31/2008 at 5:42 pm

More Angie VF interview

:lol: We posted at the exact same time …
Cheers..
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Cheers, julia

Cook, yeah I’m sure it’ll be a great finals. But here we go again, we’re cheering for opposite teams, lol. I don’t care about Boston but at the same time I’ll be ok if they win because it’s been a while since they’ve won a championship. Whereas Kobe already won 3 times with the Lakers. So it’ll be exciting.

Fefe,

…baby you gotta remind me about K B…I don’t like him…anyway, I want Boston to win in four…

hhhmhmh…we certainly feel married.course!adopting mad and zahara alone!not including pax and shi,just the first two…….worst than married!he really wants to spend he’s million with he’s anjie!

passing Through —
Your name was hijacked….
#278 has very nasty picture attached to it.

On the media:
“If you don’t feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don’t understand why it’s there but somehow it makes a lot of people feel better.”
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So true.

Don’t Open # 278 @ 05/31/2008 at 6:16 pm

passing Through —
Your name was hijacked….
#278 has very nasty picture attached to it.
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Original #278 has been deleted, some troll used passing Through’s name post nasty pictures.

Ladies do you feel like eating some bird in the next few weeks?? cuz those hens are going to dive into the ocean kamikaze style after reading the marriage quote lol

LOL FYI (#303), I think that’s what drove the hens EXTRA insane to begin with, when Angie said she and Brad “will get married,” and also now that Jon Voight and Angelina are speaking, and even talking about becoming friends - plus Jon saying he thinks they will see each other this summer…makes me (and I’m sure the gaggle of hens) think they might tie the knot overseas, and he might be invited.

anustin @ 05/31/2008 at 6:32 pm

Did you mean to say “Were you born today?” or is it some secret martian language? If English isn’t your first language, then I can understand the scramble of letters and no periods at the end of of your sentences and spaces between sentences.

FYI @ 05/31/2008 at 6:25 pm
Ladies do you feel like eating some bird in the next few weeks?? cuz those hens are going to dive into the ocean kamikaze style after reading the marriage quote lol
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Ewwww! We don’t want jealousy ridden, bitter, sour puss, rotten old birds.

Let the ocean wash them far far away.

sarah @ 05/31/2008 at 7:17 pm

“Then I met Brad, everything I wasn’t looking for, but the best man, the best father I could possibly wish for, you know?
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What does she mean by Brad was everything she wasn’t looking for? As in she wasn’t looking for a guy like him or that he was everything she should’ve looked for but wasn’t???
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idiot, she wasn’t looking for an actor.

sarah @ 05/31/2008 at 7:17 pm : Angie has said many times that when she met Brad she was at a stage in her life where she wasn’t looking for a relationship at all. And all of a sudden they happend to work together and she met Brad and she found all those wonderfull things in him. And the rest is history!!

no cliniqua,he said,shiiit..zy hehe.ring ding,ding!

If you don’t like Brad or Angelina why would you even care what they say or even read anything about them. You can easily look the other way to others.

LaRonqiah @ 05/31/2008 at 7:49 pm

why are you here idiot? This is a troll free blog haven’t you heard? If you want to spew hate, go to the blogs that are filled with people like you.

DO NOT COPY AND REPLY WITH TROLLS COMMENTS OR ELSE THEY WILL BE REMOVED AS WELL.

ugh @ 05/31/2008 at 6:49 pm anustin @ 05/31/2008 at 6:32 pm

Did you mean to say “Were you born today?” or is it some secret martian language? If English isn’t your first language, then I can understand the scramble of letters and no periods at the end of of your sentences and spaces between sentences.

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OK, since I know anustin very well and I know she is at another site right now. I’m going to respond for her. Anustin’s English is perfect since we exchange emails I know…. You got it sort of right, it is a JOKE/puzzle. If you have been here long enough you’d really appreciate her one liners. They are hilarious, but you need to know the theme of the thread to appreciate her one liners. If you just read her post you’d be lost! It’s sort of like anustins trademark :lol:

Hello everybody!!. Hope you are all having a nice saturday.
I´m so happy the paps can´t find them. The family must be having a wonderful time!!!.

I hope B&A and children stay hidden from the paps also.

LaRonqiah @ 05/31/2008 at 7:49 pm

LOL, no fatsos here. You want to see fat, bitter and ugly, waddle your blubbery ass on over to the Aniston threads. You’ll find plenty of company just like you over there. She’s been canonized as the patron saint of scorned women. You’ll feel right at home.

Hello Andro, CLINIQUA and Jill how are you ladies. OMG I really can’t wait to get mmy hands on VF. I was sooo worried it would come out after I left….

OMG I’M SO EXCITED ^_^

Hi guli!!, i´m fine, how are you?. I will buy the magazine via e-bay, because they don´t sell VF here. I´m really excited and i can´t wait to see the other pics and to read more about Angie!!.

Mondo Bongo! @ 05/31/2008 at 8:09 pm JJ!

How! Oh! How! did my post get soooooo (scr.ewed) up???
Hmmmmm or was it me???
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LOL!
JJ should have a spell checking tool. I’m shocking. I often press submit before I proof read. Maybe an edit tool would work just as well?

off topic
though I love Sara jessica parker and a fan of sex and city , I am really surprsied to know it made over 26 million in its opening day.

On the media:
“If you don’t feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don’t understand why it’s there but somehow it makes a lot of people feel better.”

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SO TRUE.

# 284 More Angie VF interview @ 05/31/2008 at 5:39 pm

On marriage:
“People have made a lot out of it that we’re not, but we’ve both been married before, and it’s very easy to get married, but it’s not easy to build a family and be parents together. And maybe we’ve done it backwards, but we certainly feel married.

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Speaks volumes, doesn’t it? It’s like Brad said to Larry King when he apologized for calling Angie Brad’s “wife” instead of girlfriend or partner, “IT’S ALL THE SAME THING.”

Kung Fu Panda just got two thumbs up on Ebert and Roeper. Roeper and the other temporary critic loved it. They called the movie an exhuberant kick, a great time and a delight.

# 341 tiger @ 05/31/2008 at 9:49 pm

OK, I’ll try to explain this to you with the assumption that you are a JP fan :-)
JP’s are a family and they are inseperable…..so are their fans here at JJ’s…Sooo, if there is a thread re one or the other we talk about all of the family. In this case we have two sort of new threads. VF thread was shut down for comments for awhile yesterday so we flocked to the NEWEST thread. I hope that clarifies things for you :-)

Felinelilly @ 05/31/2008 at 9:57 pm
Kung Fu Panda just got two thumbs up on Ebert and Roeper. Roeper and the other temporary critic loved it. They called the movie an exhuberant kick, a great time and a delight.
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The KFP trailer came on yesterday and I asked my 3 year old brother if he wanted me to take him. He was so excited! I can’t wait to take him. It’s gonna be fun.

# 309 sarah @ 05/31/2008 at 7:17 pm

“Then I met Brad, everything I wasn’t looking for, but the best man, the best father I could possibly wish for, you know?
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What does she mean by Brad was everything she wasn’t looking for? As in she wasn’t looking for a guy like him or that he was everything she should’ve looked for but wasn’t???

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She means she wasn’t looking for a man when she met Brad…and got the shock of her life and found everything she didn’t even know she wanted.

Haven’t you ever had that experience? You’re not looking for something and suddenly it’s there and your face and THEN you realize that’s exactly what you want and need? I know it’s certainly happened to me. Unfortunately it was never with Brad Pitt! Just my damned luck…

# 325 mario @ 05/31/2008 at 8:12 pm

Is the English patrol here?

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Yes, actually. That’s MY JOB. BUT…only when it comes to trolls, haters and Fanistons. Fans are allowed to use broken English. Double standard? Hellz yeah! We welcome all fans around the world…trolls can go suck a tailpipe on an idling car.

passing Through @ 05/31/2008 at 10:35 pm # 325 mario @ 05/31/2008 at 8:12 pm

Is the English patrol here?

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Yes, actually. That’s MY JOB. BUT…only when it comes to trolls, haters and Fanistons. Fans are allowed to use broken English. Double standard? Hellz yeah! We welcome all fans around the world…trolls can go suck a tailpipe on an idling car.

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OMG–ROTFLMAO!!! I couldn’t have said it any better :lol: ((clapping and bowing))

# 351 movie fan @ 05/31/2008 at 10:31 pm

Daniel Day-Lewis generates a LOT of interest off-screen, but when he appeared in Last of the Mohicans and he started to be more of a movie star than an actor, he made sure his private life disappeared from view. He refused to answer anything when forced to do an interview, avoided press at all costs and doing appearances, hid out, and eventually, after years of a very quiet life, left acting.
Besides, living overseas where people are better educated and less inclined to wallow in celeb gossip all day, has freed him from being the prisoner that celebs living in the U.S. have to suffer being.
Upon his return, people were RAVENOUS of news of his private life, which is how everyone knows of his being a cobbler. He now refuses to answer questions at all of a private nature.

Other actors have done that. Harrison Ford was such a huge star that he realized he would have no life if he didn’t leave California, so he stayed on a ranch in Wyoming and for years wouldn’t even disclose where his other home was, and wouldn’t answer a thing about his private life. As a result, he is not a tabloid fixture, which he easily could have become with being a part of Star Wars, Raiders, and Jack Ryan franchises.

Daniel Day-Lewis successfully avoided the “Sexiest Man Alive” type of pitfalls, so now the press knows they might as well leave him alone. But to think that no one is interested in his off-screen life is silly.

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Exactly. DD-L actively sought to keep himself from becoming beefcake after LOTM. That movie sucked ass to me, but DD-L in that loincloth? HAWT LIKE A MOFO! When he saw the reaction that movie had on all the romance novel readers? He ran for the freaking hills. That wasn’t what he’d gotten into acting for and he didn’t want his life to be gossip fodder. Of course…getting tangled up with Julia Roberts wasn’t exactly a bright move either. I think she still considers him to be the big fish that got away…

BTW - I like the Harrison Ford analogy to a point. HF did run off to Montana, but he also continued making movies and living in the fast lane at the same time. He tried to have his cake and eat it, too. He’s a lot like Mel Gibson - the public saw him as a family man, but in reality he had many affairs and did a lot of catting around and has a drinking problem, too boot. There’s always a price for the level of fame that HF & Mel Gibson had…and DD-L ran off back to the UK so he didn’t fall into that abyss.

guli @ 05/31/2008 at 10:50 pm

#351–OMG Excuse moi .. as much I like DDL as an actor…. he would NEVER EVER be considered to be ‘the sexiest man alive’
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lol, no way DDL is “the sexiest man alive”, no way. He is not good looking. He is a great actor though.

Felinelilly @ 05/31/2008 at 10:40 pm
JessO, I don’t care if KFP is a kid’s movie, I don’t have any kids to bring with me but I’m going to see it anyway, lol. It looks like a blast and really funny.
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Yeah the kid’s just an excuse! I would go anyway.

I’m sure it will live up to your expectations. I can’t wait.

I know this was posted earliar but it’s a great new video of the whole JP family worth of a re-post :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgwK0g9CEZY

tiger is another of shitzy aliases as is some chick and the 100 of others,she’s good for a laugh or two

Hi, Bampzs fans! Couldn’t post yesterday on the VF site. Thanks, Guli, for mentioning the site was down–thought I’d lost (the rest of) my mind!

One thing: On one VF post, someone (I think #240) said how could Angie and Brad call themselves artists. They are artists! Artists are not just PAINTERS! Artists are writers, directors, musicians, decorators, cooks, and–yes–ACTORS!

Artists do raise artists–not only from their behavior, but also from their genes. This groups has a double-whammy of both. The chocolate-covered pizza breakfast may be the newest fad courtesy of the newest artists in the Pitt-Jolie bunch.

^^^ Hi NYP and Vee–ITAWU both :-)

OK, JP fans I need to hit the hey…good night to all of you. Have fun ;-)

Well, I take kindly…hahahahahaha

vicki,

Hello…all’s good with everyone?…but, vicki, et tu?…I know women who would say are you kiddin me?…taste and impressions are subjective…and anyone would be entitled to her opinion and if you’re Clooney, then, his opinion…hahahahahahaha…one size DOES NOT fit all…

LAST CALL LADIES…hahahahahaha