John Mayer is Having a “Totally Awesome” Time in Hawaii

I think he is interesting. At least he wouldnt sit around and talk about his biceps and when he is taking his next protein shake like many men. Brad probably just talks about what new toupee is will wear.

He’s not “trying” to be intellectual. The fact that people don’t understand him just means that they aren’t.

i love it how people say bad stuff about him everytime he posts an entry they can’t understand. don’t get mad him just because you don’t get him.

This blog has sort of a gut frequency. It hits you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hits you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. The blog developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating his friends. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the blog would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. One thing the blog couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk. But the blog kept getting bigger…..

where oh where : you are right. Sculfor was EXACTLY the same time the year before. It’s more than a coincidence. They are hiding somethign and playing publicity games with her exhusband. How pathetic she doesn’t she herself as independent. I don’t understand it at all.

how annoying . I’m officially convinced this guy is a toal douche bag . who’s he trying to fool ? jennifer anniston ? LOL guess she just wanted quick **** , such a downgrade .

Now this guy is smart. He sure got Mayer down to a T. There is alot more. I’m just putting some of it up.
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Dating and relationship expert Matt Titus sees this kind of behavior as an ego trip.

“I think John likes to conquer the current ‘It girl,’” he said. “I think he has a very egotistical freak in him that’s masked by that pretty-boy artist-who-doesn’t-care vibe. He aims for the ‘It girl’ to make him the big guy in Hollywood, the guy on all the magazine covers alongside Jennifer Aniston. Mission accomplished.”

“He plays to the media. He even dates for the media. Every action is preplanned for some kind of media effect,” said Titus, who categorizes Mayer alongside celebrity players like Paris Hilton and Ryan Phillippe.
“He sort of wants to be seen as carefree, but I think every move — especially when it comes to romance and dating — is preplanned to get some kind of response from the public and the media,” he said.

Mayer is a egotistical douche bag! Time will show Jen fans what I mean.

I will never buy a CD of his or go to his lame concerts……..he is such a bloated ego headed fake

Dear John:

I get that you think you are an elitist and therefore your are most comfortable with those of like mind. However, I am most interested in your ability to engage the world around you, as you put it. Having only glimpsed your world and your unique ability to relate to it, I ask sincerely, have you peed on anyone today?

Dear John,

I know you think you’re smarter than all the combined years of experience in Hollywood AND the public but have you ever heard of the term over-exposure? Even Paris Hilton gets it and pulls back occasionally.
Guess you just NEED any publicity or attention that you can get …even if it’s bad.

He’s having an “awesome time” in Hawaii without Jenny-poo? Oh lord… dumped again…