OlderJennifer & John’s Exit Strategy
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer attempt a stealthy exit form the Beverly Hills Hotel by driving out the entrance driveway on Saturday.
Later in the evening, Mayer had a few thoughts and scribbled them down on his blog:
“Go back into the annals of beloved ’80s films, and you’d be hard pressed to find a movie closer to the hearts of thirty-somethings than The Goonies. I’ll spare you the synopsis, as you most likely already know it, but if you don’t, no need to worry - you’ve seen 20 other movies like it in its time. The template: nerdy but affable underdog(s) suffer unrelenting ridicule by jocks in varsity letter jackets but ultimately have their comeuppance, usually stealing a smoking hot girlfriend or two in the process.
In the case of The Goonies, a band of awkward, socially outcast kids set off to find a buried treasure, narrowly averting almost certain death and outrunning, among others, a popular high school jock named Troy. Troy is one of the classic cinematic archetypes of the 1980s; the jock. He’s good looking, rocks a period-relative badass Mustang convertible, and he’s a total prick. All we can do from the moment Troy enters the frame is to wait with baited breath to see Troy lose and the Goonies win.
And in that end, back in 1985 when the underdogs had their day, (and their bag of jewels), and the final credits rolled and we called our parents for a ride home, we realized something fantastic: It’s true, we weren’t Troy. But for the first time, thanks to The Goonies, we no longer wanted to be Troy. It was okay to be us, thank you very much.
Cut to present day.
What happened to the better part of a generation that once walked out of their local theater rooting for the Mikeys and Chunks and Datas of the world? They’ve turned into Troys. Troys who can’t accept the differences in others and condemn the things they don’t understand. Finger-pointing, s—-talking Troys.
Ask yourself: with whom do you identify more these days, Troy or the Goonies? And if you’re reading this and you happen to be an Internet s—-talker, could it be because you think I’m Troy? Because honest to God, I’ve always fancied myself a Goonie; the underdog who toppled over the narrow-minded naysayers and walked away with a treasure.
So maybe this whole thing is one big misunderstanding and it turns out we don’t need to go down as a generation remembered as having spent the ’00s wearing our asses like hats after all. Maybe it will turn out that we needed a little time to figure out that in the end we’re all just a bunch of Goonies.”
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212 Comments
uhhh NOT reading that long story… thanks anyways jared.
First
First hehe
God He’s annoying.
Ha yeah neither. I just up to The Goonies and stopped.
So they went to take the front entrance not to avoid the paps but to make sure the paps were there to take their pics, since its been ages since the last two have been seen in public. Im sure they dont want people to forget that they are seeing each other.
And why is Jennifer the one who went and see John in the hotel alone, there are pics of her entering the hotel alone, and when she came out, John was already with him. Both of them has houses in LA, why would they want to go to Beverly Hills hotel, when there are lots of paps there??? They are just so predictable!!!
Anyway I couldnt be bothered with what Mayer is writing in his blog, its all nonsense as usual!
Thanks for the new thread Jared!
So much for them being over after Cannes.
o.k. second. LOL
Whats the purpose of them hiding now, when they have already made sure they were photographed by posing to the paps in a Miami pool, with less clothers that what they have in those pics! Even jennifer made sure she has her arms over Mayer and kiss him to show to the world that they are an item! Aniston is such a drama queen, she and Mayer are both famewh*res!
So what are you saying JJ, they had dinner that evening and afterwards, instead of John having sex with Jennifer he opted to stay in front of his computer and post in his blog??
Or is he blogging while Jennifer is giving him a BJ???
Dear Mr. Meyer,
Goonies vs. Troy theme is time immemorial. Again nothing new. Contrary to your self perceived underdog, or “Goonies, you are actually a classic Troy - SO OVERRATED.
Best to scroll down, than read your scatterbrain illogical thinking. If your goal is to impress readers, regretfully, you are failing miserably.
YOU ARE NOT A CRITICAL THINKER - NOT IN THE VERY LEAST.
Thanks JARED!
i love JA
What a mismatched pair! It must be tough for John Mayer knowing that he could never measure up to Brad …
God this man is a boring, self important douche
Now she hiding her face?. She wasn’t hiding it when they were in the pool in Miami.
Either this man doesn’t know what a synopsis is or he doesn’t read what he writes. Either way his a long winded idiot.
I’m not surprised some of the fools who frequent this blog couldn’t be bothered to read something longer than two paragraphs. Jared, why don’t you make this an image-only blog? It might appeal to the large Brangelina audience who can’t be bothered to pick up a book unless it has pictures in it!
He’s a joke and by association so is she. I love it.
BTW the Rolling Stone should have replaced him with Dave Matthews.
Why go to the Beverly Hills Hotel, a known pap hang out, if you want to be private? Just asking.
I’m pretty sure this was written before he went out dinner with her. The time on his blog is just after 5:30.
Dancer @ 06/01/2008 at 10:22 am
Why go to the Beverly Hills Hotel, a known pap hang out, if you want to be private? Just asking.
Too True
Hey Francine, since you couldn’t be bothered to read, I’ll assume you also can’t tell time! John posted this blog BEFORE he went out for dinner with Jen.
Yeah, John Mayer. Because no one has reason to think you’re a tool unless it’s out of jealousy, right? Please quit writing on your blog forever. If you must jack yourself off, I’d prefer you do it in private. You’re a delusional hack who has gotten a more or less free ride in the music business. STFU and just be grateful that you even have a career - accept that not everyone is going to kiss your ass,
Most people on here have no clue what JM is blogging about. They also have no clue what ” ignorance is bliss” means.
Keep on blogging JM.
Oh, go fly a kite Joh Mayer!!!!
What a mismatched pair! It must be tough for John Mayer knowing that he could never measure up to Brad …
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Actually, Mayer is a douche, but he probably more than “measures up” to Brad. I hear Brad has a small one.
# 23 Wut wut @ 06/01/2008 at 10:27 am Hey Francine, since you couldn’t be bothered to read, I’ll assume you also can’t tell time! John posted this blog BEFORE he went out for dinner with Jen.
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hey idiot wiutwut, i never go Mayer’s blog ok and you are the one who cant read! If you open your eyes clearly it was Jared who said, that John and Jennifer got out of the entrance way of the Bev Hills hotel and later in the evening, take not, it said later that evening, Mayer posted in his blog!
Or is he blogging while Jennifer is giving him a BJ???
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lol…..Be nice now.
Dude is the most long winded writer ever! I wonder how he randomly picks his topic. He must be a slight cuckoo!
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