OlderJennifer & John’s Exit Strategy
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer attempt a stealthy exit form the Beverly Hills Hotel by driving out the entrance driveway on Saturday.
Later in the evening, Mayer had a few thoughts and scribbled them down on his blog:
“Go back into the annals of beloved ’80s films, and you’d be hard pressed to find a movie closer to the hearts of thirty-somethings than The Goonies. I’ll spare you the synopsis, as you most likely already know it, but if you don’t, no need to worry - you’ve seen 20 other movies like it in its time. The template: nerdy but affable underdog(s) suffer unrelenting ridicule by jocks in varsity letter jackets but ultimately have their comeuppance, usually stealing a smoking hot girlfriend or two in the process.
In the case of The Goonies, a band of awkward, socially outcast kids set off to find a buried treasure, narrowly averting almost certain death and outrunning, among others, a popular high school jock named Troy. Troy is one of the classic cinematic archetypes of the 1980s; the jock. He’s good looking, rocks a period-relative badass Mustang convertible, and he’s a total prick. All we can do from the moment Troy enters the frame is to wait with baited breath to see Troy lose and the Goonies win.
And in that end, back in 1985 when the underdogs had their day, (and their bag of jewels), and the final credits rolled and we called our parents for a ride home, we realized something fantastic: It’s true, we weren’t Troy. But for the first time, thanks to The Goonies, we no longer wanted to be Troy. It was okay to be us, thank you very much.
Cut to present day.
What happened to the better part of a generation that once walked out of their local theater rooting for the Mikeys and Chunks and Datas of the world? They’ve turned into Troys. Troys who can’t accept the differences in others and condemn the things they don’t understand. Finger-pointing, s—-talking Troys.
Ask yourself: with whom do you identify more these days, Troy or the Goonies? And if you’re reading this and you happen to be an Internet s—-talker, could it be because you think I’m Troy? Because honest to God, I’ve always fancied myself a Goonie; the underdog who toppled over the narrow-minded naysayers and walked away with a treasure.
So maybe this whole thing is one big misunderstanding and it turns out we don’t need to go down as a generation remembered as having spent the ’00s wearing our asses like hats after all. Maybe it will turn out that we needed a little time to figure out that in the end we’re all just a bunch of Goonies.”
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uhhh NOT reading that long story… thanks anyways jared.
First
First hehe
God He’s annoying.
Ha yeah neither. I just up to The Goonies and stopped.
So they went to take the front entrance not to avoid the paps but to make sure the paps were there to take their pics, since its been ages since the last two have been seen in public. Im sure they dont want people to forget that they are seeing each other.
And why is Jennifer the one who went and see John in the hotel alone, there are pics of her entering the hotel alone, and when she came out, John was already with him. Both of them has houses in LA, why would they want to go to Beverly Hills hotel, when there are lots of paps there??? They are just so predictable!!!
Anyway I couldnt be bothered with what Mayer is writing in his blog, its all nonsense as usual!
Thanks for the new thread Jared!
So much for them being over after Cannes.
o.k. second. LOL
Whats the purpose of them hiding now, when they have already made sure they were photographed by posing to the paps in a Miami pool, with less clothers that what they have in those pics! Even jennifer made sure she has her arms over Mayer and kiss him to show to the world that they are an item! Aniston is such a drama queen, she and Mayer are both famewh*res!
So what are you saying JJ, they had dinner that evening and afterwards, instead of John having sex with Jennifer he opted to stay in front of his computer and post in his blog??
Or is he blogging while Jennifer is giving him a BJ???
Dear Mr. Meyer,
Goonies vs. Troy theme is time immemorial. Again nothing new. Contrary to your self perceived underdog, or “Goonies, you are actually a classic Troy - SO OVERRATED.
Best to scroll down, than read your scatterbrain illogical thinking. If your goal is to impress readers, regretfully, you are failing miserably.
YOU ARE NOT A CRITICAL THINKER - NOT IN THE VERY LEAST.
Thanks JARED!
i love JA
What a mismatched pair! It must be tough for John Mayer knowing that he could never measure up to Brad …
God this man is a boring, self important douche
Now she hiding her face?. She wasn’t hiding it when they were in the pool in Miami.
Either this man doesn’t know what a synopsis is or he doesn’t read what he writes. Either way his a long winded idiot.
I’m not surprised some of the fools who frequent this blog couldn’t be bothered to read something longer than two paragraphs. Jared, why don’t you make this an image-only blog? It might appeal to the large Brangelina audience who can’t be bothered to pick up a book unless it has pictures in it!
He’s a joke and by association so is she. I love it.
BTW the Rolling Stone should have replaced him with Dave Matthews.
Why go to the Beverly Hills Hotel, a known pap hang out, if you want to be private? Just asking.
I’m pretty sure this was written before he went out dinner with her. The time on his blog is just after 5:30.
Dancer @ 06/01/2008 at 10:22 am
Why go to the Beverly Hills Hotel, a known pap hang out, if you want to be private? Just asking.
Too True
Hey Francine, since you couldn’t be bothered to read, I’ll assume you also can’t tell time! John posted this blog BEFORE he went out for dinner with Jen.
Yeah, John Mayer. Because no one has reason to think you’re a tool unless it’s out of jealousy, right? Please quit writing on your blog forever. If you must jack yourself off, I’d prefer you do it in private. You’re a delusional hack who has gotten a more or less free ride in the music business. STFU and just be grateful that you even have a career - accept that not everyone is going to kiss your ass,
Most people on here have no clue what JM is blogging about. They also have no clue what ” ignorance is bliss” means.
Keep on blogging JM.
Oh, go fly a kite Joh Mayer!!!!
What a mismatched pair! It must be tough for John Mayer knowing that he could never measure up to Brad …
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Actually, Mayer is a douche, but he probably more than “measures up” to Brad. I hear Brad has a small one.
# 23 Wut wut @ 06/01/2008 at 10:27 am Hey Francine, since you couldn’t be bothered to read, I’ll assume you also can’t tell time! John posted this blog BEFORE he went out for dinner with Jen.
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hey idiot wiutwut, i never go Mayer’s blog ok and you are the one who cant read! If you open your eyes clearly it was Jared who said, that John and Jennifer got out of the entrance way of the Bev Hills hotel and later in the evening, take not, it said later that evening, Mayer posted in his blog!
Or is he blogging while Jennifer is giving him a BJ???
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lol…..Be nice now.
Dude is the most long winded writer ever! I wonder how he randomly picks his topic. He must be a slight cuckoo!
Line.
Wut wut
Diaz took dating him for fun. Aniston, sadly like Simpson, is taking this too seriously. She is so stupid or so needy. Maybe both. But it will be fun to watch.
Dancer @ 06/01/2008 at 10:22 am
Why go to the Beverly Hills Hotel, a known pap hang out, if you want to be private? Just asking.
Same reason you go to a public swimming pool.
DOUCHE!
Wut wut @ 06/01/2008 at 10:18 am
I’m not surprised some of the fools who frequent this blog couldn’t be bothered to read something longer than two paragraphs.
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Only a fool would say would you just posted. FOOL!
Later in the evening, Mayer had a few thoughts and scribbled them down on his blog:
My dear wut,
Your reading skills need a major overhaul. Francine, persuasive rebuttal !
And Mr. Meyer - do you really know what synopsis mean ?
1. a brief or condensed statement giving a general view or plot of some subject.
Scatterbrain is the word.
Had a “few” thoughts? More like 6 paragraphs of thoughts.
I love his music, and he is a really fine guitar player. Soo sorry to see he’s become full of himself and a star ******. Simpson and Aniston are just proof that he dates not so bright and needy women so he can feel smart and superior. I feel really bad about this because he has all the right elements - intelligence, talent and dedication to his craft.
oh well
These two together make me so happy.They deserve each other to the fullest.They need to stay together for ever.They make a perfect couple.I just love Karma.I wish a picture of John in his green full peice Bathing suit and Jen in her bikini together.Thay would make E.T. News,love these two together.Another vince vaughn but shorter and thinner.Thanks john for taking jennifer we all love you for this.Perfect Couple of 2008 i hope People Mag. vote them the Perfect Couple.
So is Brad Troy and Douchebag is Goonies?
Thank you john mayer please keep her.she needs a good man.no need to hide we already saw you guys in pool.
Perfect match please keep her John.
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sheryl crowe thanks, you did a good deed.The best thing for aniston is Mayer they go together Perfect.Best match.
You got your time wrong Jared. John finished writing in his blog at 5.37 pm. Los Angeles time. The dinner was at night.
these two are greek .so they should get along good.
they were made for each other.please mayer marry her.you to would be perfect.you two are just alike.
@Wut wut
LOL, You are a gem!! Couldn’t have said better myself, that was a good one.
leave her alone they are cute together who cares if they last they are having fun
Here he is thinking he’s all that. Jen must have blown him real good for the delutions of grandeur. We’ve seen this before. Remember Jessica Simpson. She and her fans were feeling real good for awhile.
Believe me these same Jenfans will be crusing him so bad.
They will call him all kinds of douche bags. Hey guys we JM fans have been through this before.
The same blog you guys are loving, later when he is blogging don’t call me anymore I’ll cheek to see how you feel then. The sword cuts both ways guys. From what I have seen in the past. When he leave her she will be lower than before. You think the leftovers from Brad was bad, wait for the leftovers from John.
like we excpected they are out this weekend. hehehehehe
mary katherine @ 06/01/2008 at 10:57 am These two together make me so happy.They deserve each other to the fullest.They need to stay together for ever.They make a perfect couple.I just love Karma.I wish a picture of John in his green full peice Bathing suit and Jen in her bikini together.Thay would make E.T. News,love these two together.Another vince vaughn but shorter and thinner.Thanks john for taking jennifer we all love you for this.Perfect Couple of 2008 i hope People Mag. vote them the Perfect Couple.
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Yeah, me too !
I would add that seeing this urinator scatolo freak obssessed with Angelina Jolie and using loathingly his tool on Jenny to the ho, peeing on her while in her favorite position : the doggy kneeling style is probably karma to the fault.
This double douche are the freakiest pair of brain dead famew…res Hollywood has ever bred !
We want them together.John and Jennifer are great together.Yeah Jenn perfect guy,you go girl.He looks so good in his green bathing suit.Thanks crowe.
Most men pick up women don’t take them back to their house. Do you ever see a dog drop a load in his own yard-no they go sh!t in someone else’s yard. Mayer is the big dog.
I remember he did the samething with Jessica Simpson.
Don’t worry Francine and ONMYOWN, there’s room enough for two supreme morons on this board. You girls don’t have to fight over the title.
People boasting about having the attention span of a 2-year-old and not being able to read several paragraphs; idiots claiming that they don’t care about John Mayer and then posting and reposting about someone they claim is irrelevant. And ONMYOWN, it’s MAyer–not Meyer.
I suppose I’ll have to explain something to you dingleberries. Some people do not believe everything they’re told. If you have a curious mind (note: you’d have to have a brain that FUNCTIONS) you might want to investigate claims that don’t make sense.
Does is make sense for a man to go out on a date with a woman he’s been seeing for weeks, only to come home and write a blog? No, it sounds a little odd. So some of us actually took ten whole seconds to find Mayer’s blog and note the time. Next time you hear something that doesn’t make sense why not actually delve a little deeper and put your pea brain to use!
Happiness jennifer and john mayer
i like them together..they seem more of a balance for some reason
I’m sick of this TWO.
However, I’m glad Jen is dating again so many people will stop linking her to Brad and Angie as they should do long time ago.
Then again, Jen is not doing anything new.
Same old, same old….
If she is happy, it’s good for her…
John Mayer will teach jennifer alot and maybe this is just what she needs.A guy who knows how to handle his women.Ask Jessica S….also the cuban.Jenn we honestly love John with you.Never will you know how much.
He is an idiot. Good luck to her. She is going to need it.
I wonder who called the paps tonight. Jen Douche bag or John Douche bag? they so desperately wanted to be seen.
@ONMYOWN
Hey, knuckle head, get a life and while you’re at it, get a clue!! Why are you foaming in the mouth?? Hate and jealous much!!!
I’m sure you’d like us to believe you’re kinda smart ass but you’re not, plain and simple. Until you start your own blog and stop using JJ to spew hate, then we’ill be inclined to believe you’re able to read and have comprehension skill. So for now, take yourself and your multiple IDs, BILL, and go back to high school to complete your education.
hey keep it clean.we want Jen to be happy,why tell secrets,we don’t care about his bedroom tactics.we just want them together ..They are alike.
Oh this is killing the HATERS I love it.
Kel @ 06/01/2008 at 11:38 am you will be foaming at the mouth when he leaves her old a s s. Rejoice now it will not last.
we want them together.Jennifer Aniston deserves this kind of a man.Keep him Jen.He’s a keeper for you.You both derserve each other.Oh happy days.
I think hes great got you all going.HUH?
Can this pathetic woman just go away! And her fans are devils incarnate!
Been here before.
Just a hint I would be very carefull of what you say Jennifer fans John has done this before. So the last laugh may be on the Jen fans.
#6 : YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT
Just the way Master John likes them dumb, desperate and unintelligent so he can appear smarter. Jen is so desperate and blinded by revenge she can’t see.
They might even get married and have a baby.The Baby the tabs will pay millions of dollare for pictures,I wonder if it will look like John or Jen.will it be the most beautiful baby in the world the Hens can go crazy for.
Very smart commentary. I would not expect that most of the posters on this site would even understand what he is trying to say. Way to low IQ’s here. However he makes a lot of sense. He is a very deep person. Good for him. I don’t think that I have ever heard him say anything rude about anyone else. Good relationships with his parents and great friends.
He’s annoying and boring! For god sake John Frusciante is a lot better guitarist than him! PUT HIM ON ROLLING STON COVER! Not Mayer!
Oh there they are mother and son.She’s so looking for a sperm donor.SAD
Dating and relationship expert Matt Titus sees this kind of behavior as an ego trip.
“I think John likes to conquer the current ‘It girl,’” he said. “I think he has a very egotistical freak in him that’s masked by that pretty-boy artist-who-doesn’t-care vibe. He aims for the ‘It girl’ to make him the big guy in Hollywood, the guy on all the magazine covers alongside Jennifer Aniston. Mission accomplished.”
Us Weekly dubbed the 30-year-old singer its 2007 Cad of the Year, even before the Lothario penned and published a harsh note to an ex on his blog in March, prompting speculation that it was addressed to former girlfriend Simpson.
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That says alot about your glory boy.
Pure Karma.
Moody, you are so in denial. Feel really sorry for you. Must be really bad for Jen. You have so dreams and hopes. Jessica Simpson had those same dreams. John sure didn’t care about them either.
moody @ 06/01/2008 at 12:00 pm Very smart commentary. I would not expect that most of the posters on this site would even understand what he is trying to say. Way to low IQ’s here. However he makes a lot of sense. He is a very deep person. Good for him. I don’t think that I have ever heard him say anything rude about anyone else.
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Yeah he is very deep and not rude, that’s why he bragged about peeing on his lady several times on his own blog. Not to mention how he dump them like dirty old socks after he finished using them as sexual objects.
Yeah, that’s really deep and sensitive of him, telling the whole world how disrespectfull and cunty he like to behave with women he has dated !
What the heck is he TALKING about????? He is always be…John is soooo into John and Jennifer????? She is trying hard to be into John. Oh, boy so pathetic!
#74 moody: we just want him with aniston,he can get deep with her.we are so happy for jen and john.This is the greatest relationship.Just pure Karma.I love them together i wish them Everything John has to offer Her.And i truly mean it.
All John fans have to do is sit back and relax with a big smile on our face. No worries no stress mate. The only ones worried are the Jen fans. John has to hit some stuff sometimes and she seem to open up quicker than any body let her tell it. We don’t care where he gets it from.
I understand you have good reasons to be worried. After all of this John will thank the fans for sticking by him after the big break up. It’s all good.
Please you people don’t rain on Jennifer Anistons parade leave that up to John.
I hope they procreate because I have never seen two people more evenly matched. The world revolves around them somehow. Their privacy is always the first priority yet they do the dirty in hotels where paps live. GTFOH! Jennifer has a multi-million dollar estate in the area. Why not there? I cannot stand either one. Fans of this chick swear she is “moving on…”. If that was the case there would be no need to mention it as it is already understood. You tell on yourself because as much as you hate Angelina you know deep down she is competing with her. There is no other reason for her to pop up only @ opportune times. And you know damn well John just wants to squash those rumors. See how the timing works?
WOW #76…Please let him be donor.Perfect match.its karma.
I think that he cannot understand why everyone is comparing him to Brad ” Troy” good looking guy. No one can understand why Jennifer is with him after being with and incredible man like Brad. he is feeling insecure and ugly. He is saying ,I may not be good looking and fine,but I got the treasure that Troy/Brad did not want .He is really calling Jennifer the un- wanted treasure..woo, her treasure is so un-flattering that only an un-flatttering guy like himself wants it. Un un un, isn’t he special. Her insecurities are rubbing off on him. She was to insecure to be with Brad and he is too Insecure to fill brads shoes. They deserve each other.
we all know what kind of man John is.But Jennifer deserves this kind of man.I’m so so Happy they are together.Just her type.
I guess moody has not heard his stand up act, where he put women down. Go listen to that before you make those kind of statements because you are showing you really don’t know him at all.
87 I just want to see John in his green Bathing suit.Oh honey don’t flatter your self no one is comparing him to Brad Pitt we are saying jennifer aniston is Johns match.Jennifer aniston was never Brads match,Brad Pitt is with his match.Nothing to do with Jen and John.
Jane Doe @ 06/01/2008 at 12:22 pm
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Awesome post
He was on tour with some real Musicians and Icons and could not hang. he was In good company,on tour with Herbie Hancock and Roy Hargrove and others and totally bombed. He stacked up against them and was the weakest link on that tour. He SUCKED. NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT WHY HE WAS PLAYING WITH THEM. HE IS NOT A GREAT GUITARIST,HE IS VERY MEDIOCRE ON GUITAR.
Who is he fooling @ 06/01/2008 at 12:26 pm I think that he cannot understand why everyone is comparing him to Brad ” Troy” good looking guy. No one can understand why Jennifer is with him after being with and incredible man like Brad. he is feeling insecure and ugly. He is saying ,I may not be good looking and fine,but I got the treasure that Troy/Brad did not want .He is really calling Jennifer the un- wanted treasure..woo, her treasure is so un-flattering that only an un-flatttering guy like himself wants it. Un un un, isn’t he special. Her insecurities are rubbing off on him. She was to insecure to be with Brad and he is too Insecure to fill brads shoes. They deserve each other.
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Don’t forget that he said to the media, and Minka Kelly, his ex has now come out confirming that too : the guy longed for Jolie night and day !
He and Jen are both losers going together while dreaming about the brangelina half they would have dated instead if they had the opportunity !
Maybe thay are both dating each other in a sisk reminescence of a little bit of the Brangelina touch by proxy.
Losers to the fault ! Double douche taken to its sickening paroxysm !
Who is he fooling @ 06/01/2008 at 12:26 pm I think that he cannot understand why everyone is comparing him to Brad ” Troy” good looking guy. No one can understand why Jennifer is with him after being with and incredible man like Brad. he is feeling insecure and ugly. He is saying ,I may not be good looking and fine,but I got the treasure that Troy/Brad did not want .He is really calling Jennifer the un- wanted treasure..woo, her treasure is so un-flattering that only an un-flatttering guy like himself wants it. Un un un, isn’t he special. Her insecurities are rubbing off on him. She was to insecure to be with Brad and he is too Insecure to fill brads shoes. They deserve each other.
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Awesome post, just awesome!
JOHN IS SMART HE PICKED JEN OVER PEREZ HILTON. WAY VTO GO JENNY!!!!YOU WON. YAAAAAY.
Who is he fooling @ 06/01/2008 at 12:40 pm
^^^I remember that you are right.
Bottom line is,
Jen still wants to get her popularity back, that’s why she date john M, which is still young & popular to keep her in our radar.
John M wants to date jen A because he wants a piece of Brad’s left over to proof that he can upgrade himself to be an A-list superstar. by dating brad’s ex, at least he want’s a bit of brad’s superstardom. we just count the day till they break up.
There was no news on the Brangelina front so no bikini pix. Now that Angelina is on the cover of VanityFair looking GORGEOUS!! Surprise!! Surprise!! Johniffer back on the scene. God this old bish is sooooooooooooooo transparent!!
No one can understand why Jennifer is with him after being with and incredible man like Brad. he is feeling insecure and ugly. He is saying ,I may not be good looking and fine,but I got the treasure that Troy/Brad did not want .
^well I’m glad jon understand he is not all that. Try telling that to all the Jennifer Aniston fans that are trying size him up to Brad Pitt ( I believe a jen fan mention his package size) I said it before Jen and her people are going to ruin this relationship. Their desperation is showing on them so bad. You think jon wants all that pressure on his back all the time.
i don’t get the rant….couldn’t he just have written the cliche? much more succinct and prob all monosyllabic words! so…is he thinking about tjis cause brad is troy and the publicity is bringing to mind the cruel way jen was treated as “brangelina’s” status became more and more clear? hope he is…if this is random philosophizing, he’s intellectually 12 years old,
chelli @ 06/01/2008 at 12:37 pm
t we are saying jennifer aniston is Johns match.Jennifer aniston was never Brads match, Brad Pitt is with his match.
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LOL you got that right. Aniston was punching above her weight the whole time she was with Brad. He deserved way better than her and now he has way better than her. But if Aniston thinks she’s met her ideal man, she’s kidding herself. Once he gets tired of peeing on her, he’ll be in the wind and she can chalk up another failed relationship.
What I want to know is, since Mayer is on record as saying Angelina Jolie is his dream woman, does he close his eyes and imagine he’s with Angelina while he’s doing Jen? Must be kind of hard on poor Jen knowing he wishes he was with her arch enemy rather than her. But she’ll stick with him as long as she can, at least until she gets dumped once again. After all, what else has she got?
LOL Right, but she wasn’t hiding her face, she’s hiding her fake nose, she probably wants to change it again.
JM will soon be best known for his idiotic blog than for his “music”.
I’ve read the post and I’m sure Jennifer Aniston’s fans did not do reserch to see who John Mayer was.
There will be alot of these stupid scramble blogs because John does not have the guts to come out and say what he has to say about a situation. The same thing will keep happening as the media slam her he still will not come to her aid. As Jess found out. The best you will get is these quick little shots in front of the paps to let the media know he is still f–king her and scambled blogs that no one care about.
Mayer is a hack and always will be. Thats what happens when you try to buy your way to the top rather than earn it.
He posted the blog at 537PST which means it was before he went yto dinner with her.
I think the reason they go out to eat is so they don’t have the paps hanging out in front of their houses. Besides, why can’t they be like normal people and just go out to dinner?? It is a shame they can’t do that.
JOhn mayer is teh most annoying human on earth worth than a gnat..apparently anniston isnt intrested in longterm, because this gjy is a confused marjuana pimp
I hope she is not buying, its not me, its the other women, they just didnt have waht you had…jen wake the f-u-cuk and find a better life, btter lonely than this with ****
This guy is such a major douche bag it’s embarrassing for Brad to even know Jen is with him. With all that making out with Perez Hilton junk. Mayer just want to prove he is not gay/bi.
We love you jen and john. they are cute cute cute and sexy sexy sexy. they are having a hell of good time together. that is worth to be with smart and talented guy like this than a man who’s accomplsihmnet is just being a media H o and not so smart at all.
Surely they are NOT having a great time. Aniston & John are fighting. She’s a clingy Son of a beeyotch & he’s a douch burp bag. This will not last…the saem thing happened to her previous escapdes…I WONDER WHY?????
We hate you Jen. You can NOW go to hell & stay there!
NOW she’s shy????
This will not last. Both are way overrated crappers!
same old, same old. she’s a boring manipulative hag! What do you expect from her.
the loones are geting fried with jeoulsty .
Both are having a great time. they look like they are having great time in thier private place and laughing hard at haters.
Can you imagine the romantic ,. I just have a feeling that he care and very protetctive of her. love it love love it.
bet @ 06/01/2008 at 2:03 pm
I just have a feeling that he care and very protetctive of her. love it love love it.
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Well you just keep on loving it, honey, because it ain’t gonna last.
And will you PLEASE get your illiterate ass back to school and learn to write!!! Did you drop out in the second grade?
Is Aniston (Anastasopoulos) on drug where is she always covering her plastic face?
hope john toyboy has not pee on her
jill
You guys your own idol told you in the intereview that she does not like you guys , becuase you guys gossip about other life and wish bad thing about others you do not know bad , in other word she hate you guys. she told you are not happy with your life , that is why you wish worth on others. By the way she siad she does not like gossip , but she keep telling her private life, to the media that is part of gossip where you tell people to gossip about your private life,. she even talk deep what she and her media Ho as she call it partener , do in thier bath. She must be dump or crazy to say somethinig and then turn around the feed the gossip.
Oh bet is getting her ass working overtime. I sure Aniston is pissed because she did not get the piss. LOLOLOL
for some reason , after i post five second some one post using my name. Their some wierd happening in this site.
I don’t know how long they will last. They are dating for heaven sake! If you don’t like her, why are you here? Brangelina lovers want her to move on but when she is seen with someone, you are just nasty with who she has chosen. Move on. Jennifer deserves to be happy in life, just as everyone does. Mayer may or may not be the one.
Relationships are risky at best, three years is not a lifetime and Brangelina have a long way to go before they’ve made it. So hush.
John wrote the blog earlier in the day. Before he went to dinner.
Guess Jared can’t read either.
@bet:
Someone is playing games with your name on the site, Bet. Just ignore them.
These two as a couple are growing on me. I’ve always thought John was attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Mayer is more my type than Pitt but then I can understand why people would fancy Pitt too. Why can’t people enjoy each others differences.
Make peace kids not war.
Jen fan
thank you.
I will ignore them. I have this kind of expreince a lot of time.
They would have been upset if the paps had not chased them.
Any man who writes a post in a blog warning one of his exes to stop stalking or calling him is an immature insensitive calous bast*rd!
Jennifer should not invest too much emotion with Mayer, he wouldnt have qualms hurting her when its time for him to move on just lije what he did to Jessica S. Aniston should take a cue from her and not bring him to Cabos like she did with Vince, its bad omen. Not only that she and Vince broke up after the Cabos trip but Mayer also dumped Jessica after their own trip, I can still remember Jessica’s pics crying while the basta*d Mayer just stood there and left her.
It’s sad that the few times she’s photographed a month, she gets non-stop **** for it. It’s not like we see her everyday hamming it up for the cameras.
You know what, the best thing about this bashing and critizism is that NEITHER JENNIFER OR JOHN GIVES A F**K ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY lol lol lol lol!!!
Truvy:
Well said.
Hi to Jen Fan, Bet and all the Aniston fans today.
it really doesn’t surprise me that all you dumbasses are unable to read more than 3 sentences. as usual john has gone over your empty little heads.
!! @ 06/01/2008 at 2:46 pm You know what, the best thing about this bashing and critizism is that NEITHER JENNIFER OR JOHN GIVES A F**K ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY lol lol lol lol!!!
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And the irony, is that we also don’t give a s… about what they may think or read on a celeb blog ! They are celebs, They are talked about anyway.
Only stupid and stupider would think that poeple discussing celebs think bloggers discussion on a blog affect the celeb in question…eventhough those two already acknowledged that they read blogs heavily.
So no need for you to get upset to the point of pointing out that we give a f..k if they read or not or are affected by this or not!
Assuming this shows a level of immaturity and stupidity rarely reached.
p.s. john=talented & yummy
HEY @ 06/01/2008 at 12:22 pm
Please you people don’t rain on Jennifer Anistons parade leave that up to John.
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LOL This line is so good it deserves a medal. I bow in humility to your great wits.
HEY @ 06/01/2008 at 12:22 pm
Please you people don’t rain on Jennifer Anistons parade leave that up to John.
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LOL This line is so good it deserves a medal. I bow in humility to your great wits.
Christina @ 06/01/2008 at 3:00 pm
Hi to Jen Fan, Bet and all the Aniston fans today.
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Sweetie, you’ve named all of the Aniston fans.
bet @ 06/01/2008 at 2:15 pm
Damn, girl, you finally did it. You have written a post that is so incoherent I can’t make heads or tails of it.
Anybody who can translate that illiterate rant bet posted at 2:15 p.m., please tell the rest of us what the fcuk she is talking about. Thank you.
# 128 !! @ 06/01/2008 at 2:46 pm You know what, the best thing about this bashing and critizism is that NEITHER JENNIFER OR JOHN GIVES A F**K ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY lol lol lol lol!!!
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LOL, you maybe surprise, but they actually do give a fuc*k! In fact Mayer reads everything said about him in the net, and he surfs 24/7 to check news about him. He made a mistake of responding to NYPost aricle about him reading stuff about him 24/7, because by doing so it was proven that indeed he checks out the web all the time. And as you know, he seems to be in front of his computer all the time as he blogs!
And as for Jennifer, she also admitted that she checks out what is said about her in the web and admitted once, she tried to post stuff jus to clarify negative things about her. She is also a tabloid addict and reads all the stuff about her, so much so that she addresses negative stuff by making press releases to People mag.
Yeap he is doing what he do best blog and blog. He will blog all through the relationship and the break up.
It’s those break up blogs that will be remembered by all the media.
Jen fans keep rejoicing. Jessica Never thought he would have blog about her in the end.
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She’s not hiding her face, she’s pretending to hide her face.
(make it look real Jen)
And why is John so mad that people actually see thru this crap?
He’s playing a game he said he never would.
That’s why people think of him as a “Troy”.
Or better yet, a “Tool”.
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Just play your music man, leave all the other crap where it belongs, in the toilet!
LOL, you maybe surprise, but they actually do give a fuc*k! In fact Mayer reads everything said about him in the net, and he surfs 24/7 to check news about him. He made a mistake of responding to NYPost aricle about him reading stuff about him 24/7, because by doing so it was proven that indeed he checks out the web all the time. And as you know, he seems to be in front of his computer all the time as he blogs!
And as for Jennifer, she also admitted that she checks out what is said about her in the web and admitted once, she tried to post stuff jus to clarify negative things about her. She is also a tabloid addict and reads all the stuff about her, so much so that she addresses negative stuff by making press releases to People mag.
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So true they do care. They have such large egos. They are always looking. These two douche bags are made for each other but thats a bad thing she should have got someone that would have balenced her out better. He make her even more of a douche bag.
Jen Anniston and John Mayer are the Two Biggest Famewh*res in Hollywood Right Now, Surpassing ‘Speidy,’ (Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt)
Only They Aren’t as Interesting.
At least Montag and Spencer do it on their own steam - Aniston, the 40 yr old Tv Sit-com Hack has to keep riding Brangelina coattails, and enlisting desperate Popster guitarists of questionable sexuality in sore need of damage control, to join in.
We of course KNOW, that insecure neurotic narcissistic BORES like Aniston and Mayer DO indeed give a f*ck. She gives Stephen Huvane 15% of her hundred million dollar ‘Friends TV show’ fortune to E-MAIL PEREZ HILTON, and ask him to STOP BEING MEAN…ROFLMAO - when that doesn’t work, she gifts him with a part on her close pal’s TV cable show, ‘Dirt.’ Hahahahaha!
Likewise, Mayer desperately gives a f*ck about what’s written and printed about him (that he’s GAY), because he’s with Aniston NOW, as part of a media damage control move over his makeout session with Perez Hilton. Both he, Aniston and Huvane - think it’s a win-win-win.
By dating the 40 year old TV sit-com HACK Aniston whose made a second career off of shiv’ing Brad Pitt in the back, and playing ‘victim,’ to the ‘evil Brangelina,’ Mayer gets people’s minds off the FACT that he tongued Perez Hilton and rolled his balls in his hands (Perez PASSED his US magazine administered LIE DETECTOR TEST folks, face it, IT HAPPENED!) , while Aniston/Huvane gets to take over the tabloids and ragloids in a Heidi Montag-like move the week of Brad & Angelina’s Cannes ‘08 debut. So simultaneously she will be once again debuting a ‘New Man!!’ all breathless like, NOT coincidentally the week Brad and Angelina conquer the WORLD.
She did the same thing last year with waterboy, gay escort and aging Brit model, Paul Sculfor. The first week in June, debuting in late May while Brad & Ange were in Cannes for A Mighty Heart and Ocean’s 13, and then Ocean’s 13 in Hollywood - Maniston and Huvane CONTRACTED with People Magazine to debut the ‘birth,’ of a fake newstory. Paul Sculfor was ‘born,’ around 3pm on May 23rd, 2007. Hahahahaha!! A healthy 156 pound male, of questionable sexuality that was being HIRED to ‘date’ Maniston so she wouldn’t look so pathetic. Pass out the cigars!! Hahahaha!
Cut to the same time THIS YEAR…and low and behold, Aniston once again, suddenly out of the clear blue, no warning, no previous contact catalogued by any of the mags, rags, etc — we have Aniston giving ‘birth,’ in a public pool in Miami, to a ‘New Man!!!,’ once again. Strategically staged exhibitionist photos running several days in a row, with increasing closeness each successive day ( I guess it would have looked REALLY fake to have the first pics of them frenching in front of old Uncle Joe cooling his toes in the baby pool). This time, we’ve got a guy a few years younger than Sculfor, and with his own pop star fame, but who’s a confirmed neurotic and narcissist. Once again, the poor young man finds himself in desperate need of an image overhaul and lots of hetero publicity in the wake of dry humping fat gay cuban gossip queen Perez.
…and yet SOMEHOW Aniston’s few desperate fans, want to ‘believe,’ this is real.
It’s actually quite sad. Aniston is like an aged hamster on a wheel, running in place, forever grabbing at ‘Brangelina,’ coattails…what’s even more pathetic….
…she’s been SUCH a hanger-on and parasitic leech, crafting this ‘wounded victim,’ and ‘I will survive,’ persona - and tieing herself to ‘Brangelina,’ as their eternal reject loser scorned woman ‘victim,’ she now is recruiting OTHER PEOPLE who are obsessed with Brangelina (wonder who Mayer ‘tips his head back and thinks of ,’ when Aniston is blowing him to help him finish…before the Perez makeout I would have definitely said Angelina, now NO QUESTION, it’s Brad Pitt). I think that’s why he’s WITH Aniston right now. He wants a piece of Brad’s coattail, in lieu of a piece of his asss.
Aniston as usual, shows herself to be so pathetic and just embarrassing.
With every year that goes by, each staged bit of nonsense (at 40 and middle aged no less), she shows herself to have been an embarrassing and mortifying chapter in Brad Pitt’s life. He sees that now. If he could wish her and her ugly fugly new plastic mug away he would.
..Jen, do yourself a BIG favor too — lay OFF the male hormones. You stopped them for a time, now we KNOW you’re back on them, as you’ve shrunk to NOTHING. Let’s be the age we are my dear, and stop trying to keep up with the Jess Simpsons and Minka Kelly’s of the world by trying to fit a size -00, it’s only going to make your plastic aged face, look even more haggard. Besides, as Perez can attest, John likes his girls with meat on their bones, a LOT of meat - as in d*ck. You don’t have that…I don’t think. Although maybe that explains your ‘Maniston,’ nickname??
Age as gracefully as someone as ugly as you can, my dear.
A Goonie?
I don’t think the Goonies smoke or drank? Or for the matter kissed gross people like Perez, well maybe Chunk did kiss that wierd guy.
I heard that Troy smoke and drank though, he probably even kissed a boy or two as well.
Love Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer is a very talented guy….never begrudge the friendship and happiness of others!
A Goonie?
I don’t think the Goonies smoke or drank, or for that matter kissed gross beings like Perez. Well maybe Chunk did kiss that odd guy.
I heard Troy smokes and drinks and kisses the occasional nasty boy!
Jennifer, please drop this douche bag. He is using you. You are going to be one of his mark on his bathroom wall.
You deserve better mature man.
John’s contract with Jennifer Aniston and Stephen Huvane, is scheduled to run through the birth of the twins, and shortly thereafter. Expect a breakup in late summer or early fall, with long stretches of separation in between.
Mayer was scheduled to NOT be in town, but it seems Huvane got fooled by all the false reports of the Brangelina twins, and called him in for duty a bit too early.
Why do you think there was a meet-up at one of the busiest papz places in Hollywood/Bev Hills?? Why, TO BE SEEN & reported on, of course.
They thought the deluge of Brangelina news/baby news was upon them so they were starting up with the titt for tat, and coattail riding the same as she and Huvane usually do.
Sorry about the fakeout John.
Hahaha.
I’m sure he won’t mind though - unlike somebody like Vince Vaughn who’s a grown, sane man.
Vaughn got way sick of the publicity whoring and machinations. He gladly gave it up. But it was hard to shake Aniston and Huvane. It wasn’t until he got ‘caught,’ diddling a co-ed (who blabbed to the tabloids) that Aniston was mortified enough to cut him loose, much to Vaughn’s relief.
I doubt this obnoxious self-absorbed immature semi-gay freak Mayer will start chafing a the bit like Vaughn though. Mayer lives for this sh*t.
He’s as obsessed with Brangelina as Jen is.
To the point I could totally see him staying on the scene until she has to kick him to the curb, when and if something better comes along. Not likely at her age, desperation, and lack of character as it’s shown itself these last few years. Mayer’s in the eye of the Brangelina wake, and he probably gets off on sh*tting and pizzing on Brad’s ex., BECAUSE she’s Brad’s ex (from all reports his fetishes kind of overtake him).
I wonder if he’s aware that Aniston will kill his career far worse than Simpson would have. Already my client’s 15 year old daughter who used to really like him a year or so ago, said she heard he was with Brad Pitt’s old ex-wife, and that he’s weird for kissing perez Hilton. But she is a BIG Angelina Jolie fan, and has joined one and the New Orleans programs for relief, so she’s probably a bit biased. But I think all of the kids probably feel as she does. He seems not hip at all. Not nearly hip enough to be a goony.
Goonies don’t hang with self absorbed plastic surgeried fake media manipulators. Nor do they contract to do damage control. You kissed Perze Hilton, admit it and move on. No need to kill the career twice dude, by hooking up with one of the worst no-talent famewh*res ever. I mean, at least Jessica could sing.
LOL
Talented for what? To become famous doing nothing interesting?
Why are my posts being held for moderation?
I think John Mayer is great. A little East Coast intellect (as opposed to Midwestern dullard) is nice for a change.
I’m so glad that Jen is in a proper love affair. She is so pretty and the world doesn’t end with Brad Pitt. Brad is a snob - he can’t appreciate the love of a good woman until he knows she is the woman that everybody wants to sleep with. If that makes him feel like a winner, he must be very insecure and vain inside. What woman can feel comfortable with a man like that? Only Angelina because she is just as ruthless as he is. They are a match made in heaven and I hope they stay together for ever. The Jolie-Pitt circus will be going on for years - just watch and laugh.
Benjers @ 06/01/2008 at 4:52 pm
What proper love affair includes peeing? Based on Mayer’s blog he is long winded and boring. I hope he is big because having dinner conversation with him but be sickening.
I see Aniston has iced up her t*ts for showing under her shirt. (the pics are out there). I’m guessing next we will see bikini pictures within the next two weeks.
*includes peeing on your partner.
ANISTON&mAYER=sCULFOR pART @ 06/01/2008 at 4:04 pm
Thanks, that was an excellent post. So very accurate.
love them , love them love them. they are cool and funky and sexy and specialy Jen know what the style . I love herstyle even though i can not see what she wear , i am sure she is wearing somenting nice. love them love them .
Jen is the best , the sweetst woman in hollywood, the most successfufl woman in hollywood, the taletned woman., After all she got the one of the most talented and smart man in hollywood.
That seals it…..I officially adore him.
He called out every idiotic troll on the internet…..too bad they are too dense to realize it. But it’s the effort that counts…lmao…
It’s kind of sad really….sh*t talking on the internet is probably all the trolls have in their life, we should pity them.
You would think most people would identify with what JM wrote….I guess losers just wish they were Troys of the world.
Jens fans are really slow. I guess that what happens when the only thing your girl has done is lay around the pulling publicity stunt with a bi-sexual man
It’s is funny how he ran back in town to get in front of the paps carmera. John Mayer is losing his fans by the truck load.
The last laugh will be on Jen as it was on Jessica.
The funny thing is You/Me is he dates Troys. Aniston all her life has tried to be the perfect looking tan blond cheerleader who everyone loves. Rather than just being herself. A greek girl with wavy burnette hair with short legs.
Mayer talks no writes a good game but he certainly not living it.
You/Me says it best. It’s incredibly disheartening(and kinda funny) to see how many people don’t have the horsepower to understand Mayer’s point.
Back to high school English lit for those who don’t get it. Off you go now. You’ll thank us later.
The egotistical freak is a real sweetheart.
He is such a dork its not funny, They deserve each other , both losers , only she looks like his older aunt
funny - funny your interpretation. You claim Jennifer Aniston is just a geek underneath at all, but yet you insinuate she is one of John Mayer’s ‘Troys’? Fascinating contradiction.
I don’t think she has ever viewed herself as’ the perfect blond cheerleader’ and that sense of humility is likely what Mayer finds interesting.
Btw…they both actually look pretty good to me, but being in touch with that ‘inner geek’ is a lovely, lovely thing imho. :-)
Jill
As always you hater or fan of media Ho ,too slow to understand me. You only know how to hate someone.
You idol told you she hate you much than we the lovers. she hate like you kind of people who does not sleep , who is on gossip site 24/7 specialy you idiol thread hating someone you never met. Eventhough she feed the the gossip by participating in it.
I love jen . she is one of the classy woman in hollywood , another classy woman in hollywood i love is Hally berry. There are some classy hollywood woman that i love. They are the best.
Benjers @ 06/01/2008 at 4:52 pm
I’m so glad that Jen is in a proper love affair.
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You think getting peed on is a “proper love affair”?
TJ
How do you know she is egostical ? , we never see her talk for years and years years years . she is sielent in everything and living her life.
takeabreak @ 06/01/2008 at 5:35 pm funny - funny your interpretation. You claim Jennifer Aniston is just a geek underneath at all, but yet you insinuate she is one of John Mayer’s ‘Troys’? Fascinating contradiction.
Aniston thinks and lives her life as a Troy. She does everything not to be a goonie . Stop putting Rachel Greens triats onto Aniston.
BTW didn’t Mayer write the Daughter’s song? Isn’t Aniston’s relationship with her mother a great example of that song?
This fool talks way too much! Does anyone really read his long winded diatribes?
Those people are sick and hypocrits.
John Mayer really ended bad hooking up the Hollywood greatest fraud. For many days now, she had sold pics of her ass, kissing and caressing pics of the both of them, and now they are shy about a car exit??? Give me a break, Chinnifer Maniston had always been a joke, she will never ever change.
i actually enjoy mr. mayer’s blog(s). however, they are more interesting when he keeps it about the music and the touring and techno gadgets. not so interesting when he’s trying to give cryptic messages about his latest faux-mances.
sure wish he’s find a nice mail-order bride and just settle down.
I’ve seen brad’s thingy it is small sandrarose.com posted a pic of it awhile back. Anywho john and jennifer were in hawaii together recently.
He was in Hawaii alone, honey. Jennypoo was nowhere in the vicinity.
Why do they give off the “Please look at me, but I don’t want to be seen” vibe?
You know what’s so sad you can tell its the same person posting over and over using different names if you don’t like jennifer fu*k off! Let the woman be in peace what is it your business who she fu*ks? Do you pay her bills? She’s a grown as* woman! I do feel kinda sorry for you people its quite obvious you have no life and this is your only form of entertainment.
hi @ 06/01/2008 at 6:14 pm
I’ve seen brad’s thingy it is small sandrarose.com posted a pic of it awhile back. Anywho john and jennifer were in hawaii together recently.
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It’s not small. It was just in relaxed mode. Learn biology.
Also learn physiology.
Ummm it was sticking up it didn’t look to relaxed to me all the other commenters were making fun of its small size including the blogger.
It’s a sad commentary on humanity (well represented by many of the people on this thread) that JM even felt he had to write that blog about the Goonies.
And all those who responded with the usual bile - so quick to judge everyone else! - are just confirming what he was on about!
Haven’t you ever heard of ‘Live & let live’????
Okay John, so you’re a Goonie.
How long before Aniston gets tired of his verbal blah?
He needs to park his mouth.
So while he’s blah blahing to the world, Aniston’s probably wrapped clingingly around his neck crying about how he ’s not paying any attention to her.
So how long before he’s sick of the bore? She’s pretty much the romantic high school type. Sex equals love.
CHRIS M. @ 06/01/2008 at 4:37 pm John’s contract with Jennifer Aniston and Stephen Huvane, is scheduled to run through the birth of the twins, and shortly thereafter. Expect a breakup in late summer or early fall, with long stretches of separation in between.
Mayer was scheduled to NOT be in town, but it seems Huvane got fooled by all the false reports of the Brangelina twins, and called him in for duty a bit too early.
Why do you think there was a meet-up at one of the busiest papz places in Hollywood/Bev Hills?? Why, TO BE SEEN & reported on, of course.
They thought the deluge of Brangelina news/baby news was upon them so they were starting up with the titt for tat, and coattail riding the same as she and Huvane usually do.
Sorry about the fakeout John.
Hahaha.
I’m sure he won’t mind though - unlike somebody like Vince Vaughn who’s a grown, sane man.
Vaughn got way sick of the publicity whoring and machinations. He gladly gave it up. But it was hard to shake Aniston and Huvane. It wasn’t until he got ‘caught,’ diddling a co-ed (who blabbed to the tabloids) that Aniston was mortified enough to cut him loose, much to Vaughn’s relief.
I doubt this obnoxious self-absorbed immature semi-gay freak Mayer will start chafing a the bit like Vaughn though. Mayer lives for this sh*t.
He’s as obsessed with Brangelina as Jen is.
To the point I could totally see him staying on the scene until she has to kick him to the curb, when and if something better comes along. Not likely at her age, desperation, and lack of character as it’s shown itself these last few years. Mayer’s in the eye of the Brangelina wake, and he probably gets off on sh*tting and pizzing on Brad’s ex., BECAUSE she’s Brad’s ex (from all reports his fetishes kind of overtake him).
I wonder if he’s aware that Aniston will kill his career far worse than Simpson would have. Already my client’s 15 year old daughter who used to really like him a year or so ago, said she heard he was with Brad Pitt’s old ex-wife, and that he’s weird for kissing perez Hilton. But she is a BIG Angelina Jolie fan, and has joined one and the New Orleans programs for relief, so she’s probably a bit biased. But I think all of the kids probably feel as she does. He seems not hip at all. Not nearly hip enough to be a goony.
Goonies don’t hang with self absorbed plastic surgeried fake media manipulators. Nor do they contract to do damage control. You kissed Perze Hilton, admit it and move on. No need to kill the career twice dude, by hooking up with one of the worst no-talent famewh*res ever. I mean, at least Jessica could sing.
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Good theory. If they do break up in the next couple of months, they might blame it on his tour.
you nut cases have a new thread to droll over stay there and leave jennifer alone you have no life feel sorry for you
Nut cases is Jen fans talking about the size of Brads private part lol is that you John.
My guess is John wants Jen to tell him about all the sex details of Brad.
ANISTON&mAYER=sCULFOR pART @ 06/01/2008 at 4:04 pm
Wow, couldn’t have said it better myself.
HALLELUJAH!
LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD!
IF man like John has to talk about private parts makes me think john is a bull shiter,A real man doesn’t say how big he is .WHY does john have to prove a point about this.Someone post that picture of john in his green bathing suit,He looks like a clown,even i would not touch that ***** with a ten foot pole.He is damn ugly.And traveling on a bus .I bet he sticks.I AM SO GLAD JENN HAS HIM ITS KARMA ,HE IS UGLY.
B&A fans i would leave these two alone.KARMA has got her.finally,I honestly don’t know how he got Jessica.But please This is jennifers karma she has to look at that ugly face when they make love.and then maybe he looks uglier.But to sleep with ugly guy and wake up next to him is so much pay back.
I love them as a couple jennifer is beautiful and sweet I wish them well!
John is sexy to me I mean he rambles on a bit much with his blogs but I still find him to be the hotness and his music is cool.
And now there’s x17online video of him going to her house, geez. They read “who goes to hotels and stays in them when they have houses in LA?” and then the very next day there’s footage of him visiting her house.
Come on Mayer/Aniston/KEN/KEN, do you really think we’re that guillable?
Stop living the lie.
OMG! YOU FREAKING LOSERS GET A LIFE WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE! YOU SOUND SO STUPID SITTING ON COMPUTER ALL DAY WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE WAY RICHER AND BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY AND DO THEIR LIVES WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS DUMBAS*.
OMG! YOU FREAKING LOSERS GET A LIFE WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE! YOU SOUND SO STUPID SITTING ON COMPUTER ALL DAY WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE WAY RICHER AND BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY AND DO THEIR LIVES WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS DUMBAS*.
Going to her house blows your theory of him not wanting the paps to follow him. In fact he call them to come and get the picture after he read what was said here about a dog not sh!tting in his own yard.
So we know for sure he reads every thread. How pathetic this dude is.
All that money and to still be a pathetic mental nut job.
I’ll bet he went to each site to see what posters were saying.
While Jen crew act all high brow. Low class idiot John is going to show his behind everytime telling on them. TWO PATHETIC DOUCHE BAGS. Read that no talent gay a–hole.
Read this. Since you to like to leak infor about your bedroom action.
I’ll bet you two invented some new ones-like mom and son with whip cream. Since the hag is so old.
Just trying to help you Jen hun this should get saggy pants to the alter for you because he would love to prove the media wrong. Why don’t you marry her dear Jonny.
You guys have no friends huh? That’s my theory why would you care so much about celebrities lives and want to put them down unless you have no friends and this makes you feel a tiny bit better? Stop wasting your time hating on rich people they just keep getting richer and you just stay poor and pathetic. I tend not to make fun of people richer than me because at the end of the day they have the last laugh.
she also landed the role of Mrs. Brad Pitt in 2000 — but with that now a thing of the past, Jennifer’s quickly moved into a serious romance with The Breakupcostar, Vince Vaughn. What do the stars have to say about her success?
The actress may find it easier to escape into her dreams than to deal with reality.
Jennifer Aniston’s Tarot Reading
It’s her Moon in Sagittarius that speaks to Aniston’s need for emotional independence. Ties that bind are for someone else; this lady would rather travel and move about freely. Consequently, although she’s optimistic and favors high ideals, Aniston leads a life that can appear somewhat chaotic. She may also tend toward an unconventional household.
Thanks to her Mercury in Aquarius, though, our favorite Friend takes a crisp intellectual look at things and fancies an inventive way of thinking. ‘Progressive’ may be putting it mildly, since Aniston will be quick to espouse advanced concepts that won’t be grasped by just anyone. Furthermore, this planet of communication is trine Jupiter, marking the actress as a smart cookie with a knack for philosophical chatter. No space case here, though: Aniston is even-tempered, broad-minded and possessed of sound judgment. Mercury is also trine Uranus in Aniston’s chart, a sign of resourcefulness and the mark of one who isn’t easily swayed. Look for Aniston’s mind to whiz quickly and brilliantly; this aspect also pinpoints why she’s so deliciously glib. With Mercury trine Pluto as well (yes, Mercury is having a ball here), Aniston’s shrewd mental faculties allow her to stay one step ahead of the game. Lastly, since Mercury is sextile Neptune, the actress is intuitive and spiritually attuned.
With her Venus in Aries, Aniston is aggressive with a capital A when it comes to love. Expect the actress to be passionate in relationships and to form impulsive ties more often than not. Attracted by physical appearances (hence the hunky Mr. Pitt), Aniston will fall head over heels for someone and then proceed to make the relationship ‘all about me.’ Yep, there’s never a dull moment in Jennifer’s love shack! Since her Venus is opposite Jupiter in Libra, vanity and self-indulgence are further emphasized. Ms. Aniston may be more superficial than friendly with her lovers, and she’ll also spend money like mad. With Venus also opposite Uranus, Aniston could be an inconsistent lover, possibly moving in and out of relationships for a while. She’ll struggle with the question of companionship vs. freedom (and then soothe her troubled mind with a good dose of shopping).
Mars finds itself in Scorpio in Aniston’s chart, a mark of dignity and power. This cutie-pie is one tough lady and won’t entertain the question of defeat. The Scorpion’s visit to the planet of passion also speaks to one powerful sex drive! With Mars close to Neptune here, deceit and illusion could also play into things. Aniston’s affairs may be shrouded in secrecy, though her outlet for this hidden mess will be acting (and possibly other role-playing as well).
I have been waiting for new pics of these two! Any man with Jen is sexy. I thought Brad was sexy when he was with her too, Now I find him VERY unattractive. John is looking HOT with Jen!
# 197 ivermom @ 06/01/2008 at 10:27 pm I have been waiting for new pics of these two! Any man with Jen is sexy. I thought Brad was sexy when he was with her too, Now I find him VERY unattractive. John is looking HOT with Jen!
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It all sex . look at my astrology.
All men repeat ‘in and out’ with her.
May be 50 men she will be with in her lifetime but no one she trully loves.
And whenever she finds a new man you will repeat same words.
You will repeat
her new man is better than John is better than Bryane is better than Paul is better than Vince is better than Brad is better than Tate is better than that singer ……………………………………………………………………………
lol
Does John Mayer know how damaging this “relationship” with Aniston is to his career? Ok he is getting a bit more press TEMPORARILY because of her notoriety post-Pitt, but he is alienating a LOT of younger fans in a long run. The demography of his fans didn’t watch FRIENDS. They were too young to worship “Rachel”. A friends’ niece who loved his music was disgusted with this whole romance, she is going for David Cook now! She told my friend Mayer is like Aston Kutcher who botched his career, going for an older has-been actress (both Aniston and Demi Moore have the same publicist Huvane. Is this a coincidence?). Aniston clearly benefits more than John.
Why doesn’t John go for hot young models like DeCaprio does? Leomardo remains nattached, attractive and still seductive to his younger audience.
Why is it all the really hot wonderful women end up with bag-0-douches like pitt and this guy, is there no justice in this world.
She deserves some good time, she is still gorgeous, dating younger men and Brad is old and worn out, living with a mental case with too much Botox.
Jen fans are begging hard for Mayer to keep Jennifer. Feel sorry for them. Whereas Angelina Jolie fans commented that she doesn’t really need Pitt and that if they broke up, she can live her life without him. It doesn’t mean that Pitt will go back to Jennifer because Pitt and Jolie will still remain closed to each other for their kids.
CHRIS M. @ 06/01/2008 at 4:37 pm John’s contract with Jennifer Aniston and Stephen Huvane, is scheduled to run through the birth of the twins, and shortly thereafter. Expect a breakup in late summer or early fall, with long stretches of separation in between.
Mayer was scheduled to NOT be in town, but it seems Huvane got fooled by all the false reports of the Brangelina twins, and called him in for duty a bit too early.
Why do you think there was a meet-up at one of the busiest papz places in Hollywood/Bev Hills?? Why, TO BE SEEN & reported on, of course.
They thought the deluge of Brangelina news/baby news was upon them so they were starting up with the titt for tat, and coattail riding the same as she and Huvane usually do.
Sorry about the fakeout John.
Hahaha.
I’m sure he won’t mind though - unlike somebody like Vince Vaughn who’s a grown, sane man.
Vaughn got way sick of the publicity whoring and machinations. He gladly gave it up. But it was hard to shake Aniston and Huvane. It wasn’t until he got ‘caught,’ diddling a co-ed (who blabbed to the tabloids) that Aniston was mortified enough to cut him loose, much to Vaughn’s relief.
I doubt this obnoxious self-absorbed immature semi-gay freak Mayer will start chafing a the bit like Vaughn though. Mayer lives for this sh*t.
He’s as obsessed with Brangelina as Jen is.
To the point I could totally see him staying on the scene until she has to kick him to the curb, when and if something better comes along. Not likely at her age, desperation, and lack of character as it’s shown itself these last few years. Mayer’s in the eye of the Brangelina wake, and he probably gets off on sh*tting and pizzing on Brad’s ex., BECAUSE she’s Brad’s ex (from all reports his fetishes kind of overtake him).
I wonder if he’s aware that Aniston will kill his career far worse than Simpson would have. Already my client’s 15 year old daughter who used to really like him a year or so ago, said she heard he was with Brad Pitt’s old ex-wife, and that he’s weird for kissing perez Hilton. But she is a BIG Angelina Jolie fan, and has joined one and the New Orleans programs for relief, so she’s probably a bit biased. But I think all of the kids probably feel as she does. He seems not hip at all. Not nearly hip enough to be a goony.
Goonies don’t hang with self absorbed plastic surgeried fake media manipulators. Nor do they contract to do damage control. You kissed Perze Hilton, admit it and move on. No need to kill the career twice dude, by hooking up with one of the worst no-talent famewh*res ever. I mean, at least Jessica could sing.
LOL
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i totaly agree
this is veru funny to read.. really…this comments are ilarious….
Brad Pitt is a really good actor, that’s a fact… but smart??? really??? Did you people ever saw a interview with the guy?? He can be smart, but to that happen you have to be very ignorante….
And Angelina… oh my god!!! She loves, and Brad to, to say how much she study and read about the third world and all… it’s crazy if she study so much how can she say so many boulchetes…..
make people with brains wanna suicide….that’s the kind of idol that north america produces….
Thank god i”m not north american!
Poor Jen! Getting a diarreah boy not to mention a media ^^H**re to boot!! GREAT CHOICE JEN!!!
There is no way Brad Pitt will go back to Jen after she had been sleeping with different guys. Pitt is bigger than that.
Too funny someone likes to say that Jennifer is classy and independent. Get it right, will ya.
There is no way Brad Pitt will go back to Jen after she had been sleeping with different guys. Pitt is bigger than that.
Too funny someone likes to say that Jennifer is classy and independent. Get it right, will ya.
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Why would Jen even want that pig back?! She is better off without him. Who cares if Jen & John do not last or have 20 kids like Brad and Ang? If she is happy now that is all that matters and I love seeing these two together!
You people think jen was nothing before she met brad, are you all out of your mind. Jen has always been a star and didn’t need Brad for that. Brad did stay with jen for 7 yrs something must about her was real special. Now everyone is happy went on with there lives now its time all you people get a life. Jen deserves to be happy,shes a classy women and well respected. Jen you beauty have fun, i can’t believe people think your jealous over angie and Brad. I do believe angie can’t be brought up without you in her life. Wow that must really stink angie to always live in the shadow of jen, how sad and you have a family it will never be over for you angie. SORRY.
dam jen are you hot. I guess to eaches own hotter then angie, I’ve always thought that.
TRUTH I’m glad she would never go back to brad, look who hes been sleeping with. He’s a ***** and a pig r u kidding me?
TRUTH I’m glad she would never go back to brad, look who hes been sleeping with. He’s a ***** and a pig r u kidding me? Jen you and john look great together even it last or not have a great time girl!!!!
LIVERMOM couldn’t have said better!!!!!!
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