OlderJennifer & John’s Exit Strategy
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer attempt a stealthy exit form the Beverly Hills Hotel by driving out the entrance driveway on Saturday.
Later in the evening, Mayer had a few thoughts and scribbled them down on his blog:
“Go back into the annals of beloved ’80s films, and you’d be hard pressed to find a movie closer to the hearts of thirty-somethings than The Goonies. I’ll spare you the synopsis, as you most likely already know it, but if you don’t, no need to worry - you’ve seen 20 other movies like it in its time. The template: nerdy but affable underdog(s) suffer unrelenting ridicule by jocks in varsity letter jackets but ultimately have their comeuppance, usually stealing a smoking hot girlfriend or two in the process.
In the case of The Goonies, a band of awkward, socially outcast kids set off to find a buried treasure, narrowly averting almost certain death and outrunning, among others, a popular high school jock named Troy. Troy is one of the classic cinematic archetypes of the 1980s; the jock. He’s good looking, rocks a period-relative badass Mustang convertible, and he’s a total prick. All we can do from the moment Troy enters the frame is to wait with baited breath to see Troy lose and the Goonies win.
And in that end, back in 1985 when the underdogs had their day, (and their bag of jewels), and the final credits rolled and we called our parents for a ride home, we realized something fantastic: It’s true, we weren’t Troy. But for the first time, thanks to The Goonies, we no longer wanted to be Troy. It was okay to be us, thank you very much.
Cut to present day.
What happened to the better part of a generation that once walked out of their local theater rooting for the Mikeys and Chunks and Datas of the world? They’ve turned into Troys. Troys who can’t accept the differences in others and condemn the things they don’t understand. Finger-pointing, s—-talking Troys.
Ask yourself: with whom do you identify more these days, Troy or the Goonies? And if you’re reading this and you happen to be an Internet s—-talker, could it be because you think I’m Troy? Because honest to God, I’ve always fancied myself a Goonie; the underdog who toppled over the narrow-minded naysayers and walked away with a treasure.
So maybe this whole thing is one big misunderstanding and it turns out we don’t need to go down as a generation remembered as having spent the ’00s wearing our asses like hats after all. Maybe it will turn out that we needed a little time to figure out that in the end we’re all just a bunch of Goonies.”
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Here he is thinking he’s all that. Jen must have blown him real good for the delutions of grandeur. We’ve seen this before. Remember Jessica Simpson. She and her fans were feeling real good for awhile.
Believe me these same Jenfans will be crusing him so bad.
They will call him all kinds of douche bags. Hey guys we JM fans have been through this before.
The same blog you guys are loving, later when he is blogging don’t call me anymore I’ll cheek to see how you feel then. The sword cuts both ways guys. From what I have seen in the past. When he leave her she will be lower than before. You think the leftovers from Brad was bad, wait for the leftovers from John.
like we excpected they are out this weekend. hehehehehe
mary katherine @ 06/01/2008 at 10:57 am These two together make me so happy.They deserve each other to the fullest.They need to stay together for ever.They make a perfect couple.I just love Karma.I wish a picture of John in his green full peice Bathing suit and Jen in her bikini together.Thay would make E.T. News,love these two together.Another vince vaughn but shorter and thinner.Thanks john for taking jennifer we all love you for this.Perfect Couple of 2008 i hope People Mag. vote them the Perfect Couple.
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Yeah, me too !
I would add that seeing this urinator scatolo freak obssessed with Angelina Jolie and using loathingly his tool on Jenny to the ho, peeing on her while in her favorite position : the doggy kneeling style is probably karma to the fault.
This double douche are the freakiest pair of brain dead famew…res Hollywood has ever bred !
We want them together.John and Jennifer are great together.Yeah Jenn perfect guy,you go girl.He looks so good in his green bathing suit.Thanks crowe.
Most men pick up women don’t take them back to their house. Do you ever see a dog drop a load in his own yard-no they go sh!t in someone else’s yard. Mayer is the big dog.
I remember he did the samething with Jessica Simpson.
Don’t worry Francine and ONMYOWN, there’s room enough for two supreme morons on this board. You girls don’t have to fight over the title.
People boasting about having the attention span of a 2-year-old and not being able to read several paragraphs; idiots claiming that they don’t care about John Mayer and then posting and reposting about someone they claim is irrelevant. And ONMYOWN, it’s MAyer–not Meyer.
I suppose I’ll have to explain something to you dingleberries. Some people do not believe everything they’re told. If you have a curious mind (note: you’d have to have a brain that FUNCTIONS) you might want to investigate claims that don’t make sense.
Does is make sense for a man to go out on a date with a woman he’s been seeing for weeks, only to come home and write a blog? No, it sounds a little odd. So some of us actually took ten whole seconds to find Mayer’s blog and note the time. Next time you hear something that doesn’t make sense why not actually delve a little deeper and put your pea brain to use!
Happiness jennifer and john mayer
i like them together..they seem more of a balance for some reason
I’m sick of this TWO.
However, I’m glad Jen is dating again so many people will stop linking her to Brad and Angie as they should do long time ago.
Then again, Jen is not doing anything new.
Same old, same old….
If she is happy, it’s good for her…
John Mayer will teach jennifer alot and maybe this is just what she needs.A guy who knows how to handle his women.Ask Jessica S….also the cuban.Jenn we honestly love John with you.Never will you know how much.
He is an idiot. Good luck to her. She is going to need it.
I wonder who called the paps tonight. Jen Douche bag or John Douche bag? they so desperately wanted to be seen.
@ONMYOWN
Hey, knuckle head, get a life and while you’re at it, get a clue!! Why are you foaming in the mouth?? Hate and jealous much!!!
I’m sure you’d like us to believe you’re kinda smart ass but you’re not, plain and simple. Until you start your own blog and stop using JJ to spew hate, then we’ill be inclined to believe you’re able to read and have comprehension skill. So for now, take yourself and your multiple IDs, BILL, and go back to high school to complete your education.
hey keep it clean.we want Jen to be happy,why tell secrets,we don’t care about his bedroom tactics.we just want them together ..They are alike.
Oh this is killing the HATERS I love it.
Kel @ 06/01/2008 at 11:38 am you will be foaming at the mouth when he leaves her old a s s. Rejoice now it will not last.
we want them together.Jennifer Aniston deserves this kind of a man.Keep him Jen.He’s a keeper for you.You both derserve each other.Oh happy days.
I think hes great got you all going.HUH?
Can this pathetic woman just go away! And her fans are devils incarnate!
Been here before.
Just a hint I would be very carefull of what you say Jennifer fans John has done this before. So the last laugh may be on the Jen fans.
#6 : YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT
Just the way Master John likes them dumb, desperate and unintelligent so he can appear smarter. Jen is so desperate and blinded by revenge she can’t see.
They might even get married and have a baby.The Baby the tabs will pay millions of dollare for pictures,I wonder if it will look like John or Jen.will it be the most beautiful baby in the world the Hens can go crazy for.
Very smart commentary. I would not expect that most of the posters on this site would even understand what he is trying to say. Way to low IQ’s here. However he makes a lot of sense. He is a very deep person. Good for him. I don’t think that I have ever heard him say anything rude about anyone else. Good relationships with his parents and great friends.
He’s annoying and boring! For god sake John Frusciante is a lot better guitarist than him! PUT HIM ON ROLLING STON COVER! Not Mayer!
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