OlderJennifer & John’s Exit Strategy
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer attempt a stealthy exit form the Beverly Hills Hotel by driving out the entrance driveway on Saturday.
Later in the evening, Mayer had a few thoughts and scribbled them down on his blog:
“Go back into the annals of beloved ’80s films, and you’d be hard pressed to find a movie closer to the hearts of thirty-somethings than The Goonies. I’ll spare you the synopsis, as you most likely already know it, but if you don’t, no need to worry - you’ve seen 20 other movies like it in its time. The template: nerdy but affable underdog(s) suffer unrelenting ridicule by jocks in varsity letter jackets but ultimately have their comeuppance, usually stealing a smoking hot girlfriend or two in the process.
In the case of The Goonies, a band of awkward, socially outcast kids set off to find a buried treasure, narrowly averting almost certain death and outrunning, among others, a popular high school jock named Troy. Troy is one of the classic cinematic archetypes of the 1980s; the jock. He’s good looking, rocks a period-relative badass Mustang convertible, and he’s a total prick. All we can do from the moment Troy enters the frame is to wait with baited breath to see Troy lose and the Goonies win.
And in that end, back in 1985 when the underdogs had their day, (and their bag of jewels), and the final credits rolled and we called our parents for a ride home, we realized something fantastic: It’s true, we weren’t Troy. But for the first time, thanks to The Goonies, we no longer wanted to be Troy. It was okay to be us, thank you very much.
Cut to present day.
What happened to the better part of a generation that once walked out of their local theater rooting for the Mikeys and Chunks and Datas of the world? They’ve turned into Troys. Troys who can’t accept the differences in others and condemn the things they don’t understand. Finger-pointing, s—-talking Troys.
Ask yourself: with whom do you identify more these days, Troy or the Goonies? And if you’re reading this and you happen to be an Internet s—-talker, could it be because you think I’m Troy? Because honest to God, I’ve always fancied myself a Goonie; the underdog who toppled over the narrow-minded naysayers and walked away with a treasure.
So maybe this whole thing is one big misunderstanding and it turns out we don’t need to go down as a generation remembered as having spent the ’00s wearing our asses like hats after all. Maybe it will turn out that we needed a little time to figure out that in the end we’re all just a bunch of Goonies.”
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chelli @ 06/01/2008 at 12:37 pm
t we are saying jennifer aniston is Johns match.Jennifer aniston was never Brads match, Brad Pitt is with his match.
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LOL you got that right. Aniston was punching above her weight the whole time she was with Brad. He deserved way better than her and now he has way better than her. But if Aniston thinks she’s met her ideal man, she’s kidding herself. Once he gets tired of peeing on her, he’ll be in the wind and she can chalk up another failed relationship.
What I want to know is, since Mayer is on record as saying Angelina Jolie is his dream woman, does he close his eyes and imagine he’s with Angelina while he’s doing Jen? Must be kind of hard on poor Jen knowing he wishes he was with her arch enemy rather than her. But she’ll stick with him as long as she can, at least until she gets dumped once again. After all, what else has she got?
LOL Right, but she wasn’t hiding her face, she’s hiding her fake nose, she probably wants to change it again.
JM will soon be best known for his idiotic blog than for his “music”.
I’ve read the post and I’m sure Jennifer Aniston’s fans did not do reserch to see who John Mayer was.
There will be alot of these stupid scramble blogs because John does not have the guts to come out and say what he has to say about a situation. The same thing will keep happening as the media slam her he still will not come to her aid. As Jess found out. The best you will get is these quick little shots in front of the paps to let the media know he is still f–king her and scambled blogs that no one care about.
Mayer is a hack and always will be. Thats what happens when you try to buy your way to the top rather than earn it.
He posted the blog at 537PST which means it was before he went yto dinner with her.
I think the reason they go out to eat is so they don’t have the paps hanging out in front of their houses. Besides, why can’t they be like normal people and just go out to dinner?? It is a shame they can’t do that.
JOhn mayer is teh most annoying human on earth worth than a gnat..apparently anniston isnt intrested in longterm, because this gjy is a confused marjuana pimp
I hope she is not buying, its not me, its the other women, they just didnt have waht you had…jen wake the f-u-cuk and find a better life, btter lonely than this with ****
This guy is such a major douche bag it’s embarrassing for Brad to even know Jen is with him. With all that making out with Perez Hilton junk. Mayer just want to prove he is not gay/bi.
We love you jen and john. they are cute cute cute and sexy sexy sexy. they are having a hell of good time together. that is worth to be with smart and talented guy like this than a man who’s accomplsihmnet is just being a media H o and not so smart at all.
Surely they are NOT having a great time. Aniston & John are fighting. She’s a clingy Son of a beeyotch & he’s a douch burp bag. This will not last…the saem thing happened to her previous escapdes…I WONDER WHY?????
We hate you Jen. You can NOW go to hell & stay there!
NOW she’s shy????
This will not last. Both are way overrated crappers!
same old, same old. she’s a boring manipulative hag! What do you expect from her.
the loones are geting fried with jeoulsty .
Both are having a great time. they look like they are having great time in thier private place and laughing hard at haters.
Can you imagine the romantic ,. I just have a feeling that he care and very protetctive of her. love it love love it.
bet @ 06/01/2008 at 2:03 pm
I just have a feeling that he care and very protetctive of her. love it love love it.
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Well you just keep on loving it, honey, because it ain’t gonna last.
And will you PLEASE get your illiterate ass back to school and learn to write!!! Did you drop out in the second grade?
Is Aniston (Anastasopoulos) on drug where is she always covering her plastic face?
hope john toyboy has not pee on her
jill
You guys your own idol told you in the intereview that she does not like you guys , becuase you guys gossip about other life and wish bad thing about others you do not know bad , in other word she hate you guys. she told you are not happy with your life , that is why you wish worth on others. By the way she siad she does not like gossip , but she keep telling her private life, to the media that is part of gossip where you tell people to gossip about your private life,. she even talk deep what she and her media Ho as she call it partener , do in thier bath. She must be dump or crazy to say somethinig and then turn around the feed the gossip.
Oh bet is getting her ass working overtime. I sure Aniston is pissed because she did not get the piss. LOLOLOL
for some reason , after i post five second some one post using my name. Their some wierd happening in this site.
I don’t know how long they will last. They are dating for heaven sake! If you don’t like her, why are you here? Brangelina lovers want her to move on but when she is seen with someone, you are just nasty with who she has chosen. Move on. Jennifer deserves to be happy in life, just as everyone does. Mayer may or may not be the one.
Relationships are risky at best, three years is not a lifetime and Brangelina have a long way to go before they’ve made it. So hush.
John wrote the blog earlier in the day. Before he went to dinner.
Guess Jared can’t read either.
@bet:
Someone is playing games with your name on the site, Bet. Just ignore them.
These two as a couple are growing on me. I’ve always thought John was attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Mayer is more my type than Pitt but then I can understand why people would fancy Pitt too. Why can’t people enjoy each others differences.
Make peace kids not war.
Jen fan
thank you.
I will ignore them. I have this kind of expreince a lot of time.
They would have been upset if the paps had not chased them.
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