OlderJennifer & John’s Exit Strategy
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer attempt a stealthy exit form the Beverly Hills Hotel by driving out the entrance driveway on Saturday.
Later in the evening, Mayer had a few thoughts and scribbled them down on his blog:
“Go back into the annals of beloved ’80s films, and you’d be hard pressed to find a movie closer to the hearts of thirty-somethings than The Goonies. I’ll spare you the synopsis, as you most likely already know it, but if you don’t, no need to worry - you’ve seen 20 other movies like it in its time. The template: nerdy but affable underdog(s) suffer unrelenting ridicule by jocks in varsity letter jackets but ultimately have their comeuppance, usually stealing a smoking hot girlfriend or two in the process.
In the case of The Goonies, a band of awkward, socially outcast kids set off to find a buried treasure, narrowly averting almost certain death and outrunning, among others, a popular high school jock named Troy. Troy is one of the classic cinematic archetypes of the 1980s; the jock. He’s good looking, rocks a period-relative badass Mustang convertible, and he’s a total prick. All we can do from the moment Troy enters the frame is to wait with baited breath to see Troy lose and the Goonies win.
And in that end, back in 1985 when the underdogs had their day, (and their bag of jewels), and the final credits rolled and we called our parents for a ride home, we realized something fantastic: It’s true, we weren’t Troy. But for the first time, thanks to The Goonies, we no longer wanted to be Troy. It was okay to be us, thank you very much.
Cut to present day.
What happened to the better part of a generation that once walked out of their local theater rooting for the Mikeys and Chunks and Datas of the world? They’ve turned into Troys. Troys who can’t accept the differences in others and condemn the things they don’t understand. Finger-pointing, s—-talking Troys.
Ask yourself: with whom do you identify more these days, Troy or the Goonies? And if you’re reading this and you happen to be an Internet s—-talker, could it be because you think I’m Troy? Because honest to God, I’ve always fancied myself a Goonie; the underdog who toppled over the narrow-minded naysayers and walked away with a treasure.
So maybe this whole thing is one big misunderstanding and it turns out we don’t need to go down as a generation remembered as having spent the ’00s wearing our asses like hats after all. Maybe it will turn out that we needed a little time to figure out that in the end we’re all just a bunch of Goonies.”
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She deserves some good time, she is still gorgeous, dating younger men and Brad is old and worn out, living with a mental case with too much Botox.
Jen fans are begging hard for Mayer to keep Jennifer. Feel sorry for them. Whereas Angelina Jolie fans commented that she doesn’t really need Pitt and that if they broke up, she can live her life without him. It doesn’t mean that Pitt will go back to Jennifer because Pitt and Jolie will still remain closed to each other for their kids.
CHRIS M. @ 06/01/2008 at 4:37 pm John’s contract with Jennifer Aniston and Stephen Huvane, is scheduled to run through the birth of the twins, and shortly thereafter. Expect a breakup in late summer or early fall, with long stretches of separation in between.
Mayer was scheduled to NOT be in town, but it seems Huvane got fooled by all the false reports of the Brangelina twins, and called him in for duty a bit too early.
Why do you think there was a meet-up at one of the busiest papz places in Hollywood/Bev Hills?? Why, TO BE SEEN & reported on, of course.
They thought the deluge of Brangelina news/baby news was upon them so they were starting up with the titt for tat, and coattail riding the same as she and Huvane usually do.
Sorry about the fakeout John.
Hahaha.
I’m sure he won’t mind though - unlike somebody like Vince Vaughn who’s a grown, sane man.
Vaughn got way sick of the publicity whoring and machinations. He gladly gave it up. But it was hard to shake Aniston and Huvane. It wasn’t until he got ‘caught,’ diddling a co-ed (who blabbed to the tabloids) that Aniston was mortified enough to cut him loose, much to Vaughn’s relief.
I doubt this obnoxious self-absorbed immature semi-gay freak Mayer will start chafing a the bit like Vaughn though. Mayer lives for this sh*t.
He’s as obsessed with Brangelina as Jen is.
To the point I could totally see him staying on the scene until she has to kick him to the curb, when and if something better comes along. Not likely at her age, desperation, and lack of character as it’s shown itself these last few years. Mayer’s in the eye of the Brangelina wake, and he probably gets off on sh*tting and pizzing on Brad’s ex., BECAUSE she’s Brad’s ex (from all reports his fetishes kind of overtake him).
I wonder if he’s aware that Aniston will kill his career far worse than Simpson would have. Already my client’s 15 year old daughter who used to really like him a year or so ago, said she heard he was with Brad Pitt’s old ex-wife, and that he’s weird for kissing perez Hilton. But she is a BIG Angelina Jolie fan, and has joined one and the New Orleans programs for relief, so she’s probably a bit biased. But I think all of the kids probably feel as she does. He seems not hip at all. Not nearly hip enough to be a goony.
Goonies don’t hang with self absorbed plastic surgeried fake media manipulators. Nor do they contract to do damage control. You kissed Perze Hilton, admit it and move on. No need to kill the career twice dude, by hooking up with one of the worst no-talent famewh*res ever. I mean, at least Jessica could sing.
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i totaly agree
this is veru funny to read.. really…this comments are ilarious….
Brad Pitt is a really good actor, that’s a fact… but smart??? really??? Did you people ever saw a interview with the guy?? He can be smart, but to that happen you have to be very ignorante….
And Angelina… oh my god!!! She loves, and Brad to, to say how much she study and read about the third world and all… it’s crazy if she study so much how can she say so many boulchetes…..
make people with brains wanna suicide….that’s the kind of idol that north america produces….
Thank god i”m not north american!
Poor Jen! Getting a diarreah boy not to mention a media ^^H**re to boot!! GREAT CHOICE JEN!!!
There is no way Brad Pitt will go back to Jen after she had been sleeping with different guys. Pitt is bigger than that.
Too funny someone likes to say that Jennifer is classy and independent. Get it right, will ya.
There is no way Brad Pitt will go back to Jen after she had been sleeping with different guys. Pitt is bigger than that.
Too funny someone likes to say that Jennifer is classy and independent. Get it right, will ya.
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Why would Jen even want that pig back?! She is better off without him. Who cares if Jen & John do not last or have 20 kids like Brad and Ang? If she is happy now that is all that matters and I love seeing these two together!
You people think jen was nothing before she met brad, are you all out of your mind. Jen has always been a star and didn’t need Brad for that. Brad did stay with jen for 7 yrs something must about her was real special. Now everyone is happy went on with there lives now its time all you people get a life. Jen deserves to be happy,shes a classy women and well respected. Jen you beauty have fun, i can’t believe people think your jealous over angie and Brad. I do believe angie can’t be brought up without you in her life. Wow that must really stink angie to always live in the shadow of jen, how sad and you have a family it will never be over for you angie. SORRY.
dam jen are you hot. I guess to eaches own hotter then angie, I’ve always thought that.
TRUTH I’m glad she would never go back to brad, look who hes been sleeping with. He’s a ***** and a pig r u kidding me?
TRUTH I’m glad she would never go back to brad, look who hes been sleeping with. He’s a ***** and a pig r u kidding me? Jen you and john look great together even it last or not have a great time girl!!!!
LIVERMOM couldn’t have said better!!!!!!
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