Tom & Katie’s Housewarming Party Pictures

trust me pple dis pple taking jabs at nic are either SCEINOS or 16yr old KH FANS dey can’t stand d competition in NIC cos deir idol doesn’t come close, she’s forever living in nic’s shadows n d media r not helping either, trying to be demure but ends up looking like HOUSE-WIFE ON PROZAC, or trying to wear expensive COUTURE but ends up LOOKING LIKE SHE’S PLAYING DRESS UP, went into indie movie like nic but ended up being a DISASTER, now BROADWAY, god gotta feel sorry 4 her…….. LATEST, the musical(NINE) dat won’t give KH an audience well eat this SCEINOS dey were begging NIC to come on board, n it’s being confirmed by VAREITY.COM dat she’s on, so y don’t u try to solve TC N KH’S MISFORTUNES rather than digging someone dat continues to be successful n doesn’t even know TC N HIS BEARD exist

The GMD’s big gay party

The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny.

Other notables?

None other than the Mighty Opes who likes to keep it low key when she spends time in California but couldn’t turn down the invitation since she and Tom Cruise are besties again. And even more intriguing:

Rita Wilson showed up too. Rita as you know is married to Tom Hanks, the most well liked man in Hollywood, who is also super tight with Steven Spielberg. Rita’s presence at the party is a significant development: it means the heavyweights are still willing to associate with him. And they will do what they can to assist in his comeback.

Interestingly enough… but not that surprising… you will note John Travolta does not appear to have been there. In fact, the two, despite being the most identifiable figures in the worship of Xenu, seldom seem to associate. Am dying to know the smutty reason for it.

Is it bad blood between two old lovers? Or does the GMD not respect John’s weakness? The GMD of course has achieved top Thetan level self restraint, successfully suppressing all his sequined desires. Someone like the GMD, who has managed to squeeze his gay into the most remote, the most hidden, the most inaccessible parts of his soul naturally would look down on John Travolta and his homo relapses every few months or so on the massage table. As such, their meetings are likely reserved only for Xenu high holidays a couple times a year. Or at least until John can get a handle on his homo.

dean @ 06/02/2008 at 3:19 pm

They need to be
left alone.

Why? They are public figures, so we can discuss them on a public messageboard.

And really I wish they would leave us alone. If they didn’t want to be seen on here they wouldn’t be. Tommy Boy has hidden from the public eye for 25 years and now we can see him with “his true” love at their housewarming party? Please, this PR Stunt is so obvious.(and sickening really if you know anything about scientology and their stats game that the staff scientologists have to deal with daily)

he’s fake and such in the closeted gay,he should come out.

but it’s his decition to lie all his life.

so sad for such a hot man.

so NOT HOT, didn’t even make the cut. HA!
No wonder he gloms onto becks

1. David Beckham, 33, professional soccer player
2. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, dancer
3. Shemar Moore, 38, actor
4. Antonio Sabato, Jr., 36, actor
5. Michael Phelps, 22, Olympic swimmer
6. Jesse Metcalfe, 29, actor
7. Jerry O’Connell, 34, actor
8. Ashton Kutcher, 30, actor/producer
9. Chris Carmack, 27, actor/model
10. Mario Lopez, 34, actor/dancer/TV correspondent
11. Pierce Brosnan, 55, actor
12. Jeremy Piven, 42, actor
13. Eddie Cibrian, 34, actor
14. Adrian Grenier, 31, actor/director
15. Hugh Jackman, 39, actor
16. Daniel Dae Kim, 39, actor
17. Lance Bass, 29, musician
18. LL Cool J, 40, actor/musician
19. Sean Faris, 26, actor
20. Liev Schreiber, 40, actor
21 Andy Baldwin, 31, doctor, US Navy
22 Simon Baker, 38, actor
23. Tyson Beckford, 37, actor/model
24. Lance Armstrong, 36, champion cyclist
25. Simon Cowell, 48, American Idol judge
26. Ryan Phillippe, 33, actor
27. Gavin Rossdale, 40, musician
28. Orlando Bloom, 31, actor
29. Scott Caan, 31, actor
30. Chad Michael Murray, 26, actor
31. Josh Duhamel, 35, actor
32. Will Smith, 39, actor/musician
33. Eric Dane, 35, actor
34, Chris Evans, 26, actor
35. Kelly Slater, 36, professional surfer
36. Daniel Craig, 40, actor
37. Gilles Marini, 32, actor
38. Lenny Kravitz, 43, musician
39. Eduardo Verastegui, 34, actor/musician/model
40. Amaury Nolasco, 37, actor
41. Matt Lauer, 50, Today Show host
42. Dennis Quaid, 54, actor
43. Prince Harry of Great Britain, 23
44. Ty Pennington, 42, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition host
45. Andy Roddick, 25, tennis champion
46. Enrique Iglesias, 33, musician
47. Christiano Ronaldo, 23, pro soccer player
48. Robert Buckley, 27, actor
49. Nick Cannon, 27, actor/musician
50. Apolo Anton Ohno, 25, Olympic speed skater

When Katee gets fired from her insignificant role in the play, she shoudl audition for one of the trees in the Wizard of Oz. I don’t recall but either the Tin Man or the Lion was found in the land of the talking tress. Katie’s tree trunk legs make her perfect for the part.

That’s so sweet of midget Tom to hold Robotkatie’s leg up when she needs to pee. It’s all that Kool-Aid, I suppose.

who in the name of Xenu is Tom trying to look like? Liberace?

Tom, you can’t be Liberace.

He’s even got the same hairstyle. Poor Liberace’s turning over in his grave. Go “google” a pic of Liberace. Tom’s going for the look. I swear!

Liberace looks straight in comparison to Tom.

pssstt!……your stylist? fire him, stat! !!! those shoes with that white dress? whoa…..no….!!!

PS…Katie, fire your stylist too, a’kay? YOUR SHOES ARE JUST WRONG!!!!!!

boo….

In pic #9 Tom looked possessed.

Also how come he is always straing up at the camera.

These folks are freaks

I can see why most of the guests invited to this party were worthwhile A-LISt celebrities like Oprah, Prince, the Spielbergs, Tom and Rita Hanks, etc. What I cannot understand is how the hell the likes of Reese Witherwhore and Jakey Gylenhaal got invited to this event. This couple is nothing more than F-Listed. I cannot belive Tom and Katey would invited them to their bash. What an embarrassment. Reese and Jake had no business being there, they have not accomplished enough in their careers to even be considered for this party. They are nothing more than tabloid trash.