Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz’s Wicked Web

tonight @ 06/09/2008 at 5:06 pm

stolen Skeleton from a graveyard + Fish Lips+ blood necklace around the neck - clothes = Angelina whor lie porlie

This is a re-post from Rumer Willis and Tory Spelling threads. For fans and critics, I thought you may find the humor behind this:

There was a time at the Trauma Unit, a battered woman’s jaw was badly pulverized by her husband. There was nothing we could do but shave the maxillary bone and re-shape the entire jaw.

This may be an option ! Just kidding !

PS: Funny that Rumer Willis, Tory Spelling and Chin Chin’s thread are all in the same week 2 days apart. I will post this also on the Cox and Aniston thread.

Folks, I am not being mean. It’s just an option for these celebrities to consider . And please, no 4-letter word against me ! Just appreciate the message !

tonight @ 06/09/2008 at 5:06 pm

jay leno + sex change + blonde wig = jennifer aniston
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ITA - she looks like a transvestite version of Leno!

http://usmagazine.com/jens_secret_nose_job

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson’s and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.

Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America’s Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?
“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

SHE LOOKS GREAT LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha talk about fraud that stupid wh*re who so called hate war and want peace so she go the iraq to see the soilders but throw a war theme party for her 5 year old son and doesn’t even talk to her own father now thats a hypocrite and a very big fraud you angelina jolie fans are fake like that nasty bit*ch . Jenifer does not need you support she got the rest of america for that, you have nothin to say about her so you come on her treads every day with the same old crap give it a rest idiots. JEN IS FAB AND WE LOVE HER YOU CAN HATE ALL YOU WHAT BECAUSE THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE!

If brad was so unhappy with his marriage to jen he sure has a funny was of showing it because she has moved on with her life and she never ever talk about him but yet in ever other interview of his he’s always talking about his love for jen, how they will always be friends and how he will always love her. hell he talk about her more than he talk about jolie (the one you brangelina fans want to desperatly belive he is so madly in love with) angelina herself said it herself in vanity fair that they never tell each other I love you, now if you love someone you tell them that. you angelina fans hate on jenifer because you know she is his true love and its funny because everything he opens up his mouth and talk about her in interviews he confirms she is. angline jolie have slept with every man and woman she has worked she met both her ex husbands and her lesbian love jenny on movie sets she’s a drity sl*t brad got stupid cheated on his wife when it got out she filed dor divorce and he has missed her every since. because if he was so unhappy and didn’t love jen he will not constantly say he will always love her and talk about her interviews

She’s very masculine looking. She needs a makeover.

Orchid @ 06/09/2008 at 8:12 pm

sorry if i talk too much..it just bothers me how people dislike this woman so much…shes not my idol but i just think she is misunderstood!

definition of CHEATING; there are 2 types of cheating i believe and i’m sure others may agree and that is physical cheating and emotional cheating…i believe brad cheated on jen with angie emotionally at first! cheating…is anything that lies within a feeling and a desire for reciprocation because when a hand is reached out in the hope that it be taken and squeezed by another, the line is crossed and the betrayal is complete…thats exactly what happened with brad and angie! but anyways…jen has moved on and she seems content with her life!

Hello jello,

Where I come from, saying ‘I love’ any male or female who is not the spouse and not your parents or grandparents is considered emotional cheating.

What does this mean? If you so much declared “I love” a male friend, a male star while in a relationship, you cheated.

And thus the question to you is: Can you say that you’ve never cheated by my definition?

If not then you should lay off speculating on Pitt and Jolie. Aniston said he didn’t. Why can’t you hen take her words?

CLINIQUA @ 06/08/2008 at 7:50 pm it is not a big deal, Relax ! @ 06/08/2008 at 6:47 pm You people are just being useless without knowing. You criticize her life, her hair, lips, nails but you don’t realize that she has much more money than most of you here.
She does not worry about paying bills, mortgage, gas, car payment but I bet most of you here work your ass off to survive.
So get real people, focus on your life. This gossip is to read for fun not to get it too much into your head and become crazy, heated, mad with it.
Do you date, have you had bad relationships, are you divorced, have you been cheated? Ask yourself those questions.
Most of us go through life with these unfortunate circumstances and the difference is that since they are in public eyes they get to be talked and criticized.
Maybe she has been done wrong, she has been sad because of her failed relationship and maybe she is looking for love in the wrong places. And maybe John is a womanizer but finally he finds someone that fits him. Why don’t you just leave them alone and be compassionate ? Give them a chance because after all they are not criminals. They have not harmed anyone. Give it time and you will have the answer to it.
Just wondering what people are mad about. They are not your relatives, they don’t even know if you exist. They play in movies and music and if you don’t like them, then don’t watch or don’t listen.
But to be vulgar and have dirty your mouth like that it is just making yourself ill. You build up anger which can cause cancer in your body.
Take a walk, go to a park, relax, breath some fresh air and chill out !
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Nice try hen. You defend your fearful leader well. But we already know, courtesy of Aniston HERSELF, that she DOES care what people think (she reads tabloids, she is laid low when flighty socialites refer to her as ‘homely,’ she refers to her tabloid habit as addictive and something she has “fallen off the wagon,” about) more to the POINT — she has chosen to tell the entire world - the public, her personal, intimate BUSINESS, and ind doing so it was her and her PR queen’s objective to ruin the lives of OTHER people, namely her ex and his new love. It didn’t pan out, and now she is seen as the LOSER of the universe and reject woman scorned. You cannot REVISE history.

Obviously, all of Aniston’s money, cannot buy happiness, so you throwing that in her critics faces is quite ridiculous. She once said, “If people could be me for a day, they’d be miserable and in hell.” THIS is what she told the public. Again, we did not ask her about her ‘miserable’ personal life, she CHOSE to share it, much like her enumerable pity party whining interviews she did in the wake of her divorce. So STOP with begging us to leave Aniston and her PR manipulations and fake asss’d image making ALONE. When people like this silly b*tch decide to share their business, expect for people to weigh in with their OPINIONS, when she’s LYING, when she’s being CONTRADICTORY and when she looks DUMB. THAT is the way it works.

If she didn’t want millions of people looking at her like the weakest, silliest stupid and DESPERATE woman alive, and loathing the way she has initiated these very public grudge matches and ‘team’ warfare, she would NOT have done it. Both she, and her PR agent Stephen Huvane, and her worshipping fugly middleaged defenders like YOU, KNOW that this was a career strategy, in order to keep her interest level high - it comprises her every move. When she and Pitt first split and the news was in People Mag, they alluded to how she lived her life in a fishbowl, and how shehad stopped living, and was consumed with how she looked and what people thought of her.

THAT has been proven time and time again - most recently with her silly exhibitionist posing poolside (at 40), her fake relationships for publicity, and her massive facial reconstruction and OVERHAUL.

STOP LYING to yourselves Jen Hens. You only look as pathetic, as she does.

Do yourself and her, a favor - tell her to mend the fences she needs to mend, relay the mending PUBLICLY, and then move on with her life.

Her character, shows why she can NEVER do that. She’sore hungry for the elusive movie fame she’s been chasing for half her life, and has become quite blinded to the fact, that she is now a JOKE. She seems the press attention, as a positive, while being oblivious to the fact that Nicole Richie and Heidi Montag get the same amount.

It’s not about flashbulbs in your face, and people trailing you to The Ivy.

It’s about doing GOOD work, and being a respected film actor.

When she has NEVER done, and will never BE.

Pass that along b*tches.

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OKAY FOR YOU STUPID D*CK HEADS YOU CLAIM YOU HATE ANGIE SO MUCH BUT YET SPEND ALL YOUR TIME TALKING ABOUT HER, HOW DOES HER HAPPINESS OR UNHAPPINESS AFFECT YOU IN YOUR DAILY LIVES LOL YOUR REALLY SAD ALL OF YOU, GET A LIFE. BECUASE SHE IS HAPPY LIVING HERS AND DON”T GIVE A SH!T ABOUT YOU LOSERS. YOU DON”T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY SO YOU COME HERE EVERYDAY WITH THE SAME OLD CRAP GIVE IT A REST ALREADY. YOUR NOT GOD YOU DON”T GIVE HER OXYGEN TO BREATH AND SHE DON”T DEPEND ON YOU FOR ANYTHING UNLIKE SO PEOPLE WHO ARE ISOLATED SHE ACTUALLY HAVE FIRENDS WHO CARE ABOUT HER IN HOLLIWOOD YOU CAN COME HER AND HATING ON HER FOR NO REASON ALL DAY BUT ITS NOT GONNA DO A DAMN THING. GOD BLESS YOU ANGIE WE LOVE YOU