OlderTue, 10 June 2008 at 1:40 pm
Carrie Underwood Burps a Lot — Classy!
American Idol champ Carrie Underwood reveals in the July 2008 issue of Cosmopolitan that she’s quite the power belcher.
Carrie says, “I don’t consider myself sexy…I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.”
This pretty-in-pink issue where Carrie admits the “love mistake she’ll never repeat”, hits newsstands today!
While she doesn’t name names, Carrie says, “Cheating is a deal breaker — If you cheat, you’re gone.”
And my money’s on her LOVE MISTAKE = CHACE CRAWFORD.
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carrie bores me to death, and her fans too
i love Carrie!
She is so real and nice for sure someone to look up too because she isnt like Paris Hilton or Amy Whinhouse she is just a really cool singer and person!
i doubt its chace that’s the mistake. she mentioned in seventeen magazine that a guy cheated on her and he broke her heart, like the song before he cheats. that guy. i think that’s who she thinks the mistake is.
Yeah, I dont think its Chace she is talking about. This was before idol. Now shes famous and telling the guy, look at me now.
More Carrie updates please! She’s one of my favorites!
The only “love mistake”, Jared, would be Chace dating this overrated, fake, plastic blow-up doll in the first place. He always was too good for her, and I’m sure that once he saw her without the fifteen pounds of makeup and fake hair extensions, that’s when he texted her and told her he was outta there.
i no hole song of:Before He Cheats
Written by Chris Tompkins and Josh Kear
Right now, he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink ’cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo…
And he don’t know that…
CHORUS:
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sooped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Right now, she’s probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk” and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna lucky
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don’t know…
Repeat Chorus
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl ’cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
No, ohh. Not on me… ‘Cause
Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats…
Oh…
see i told you warnig i did not copy it from some thing if you said i did i will get mad!
i no hole song of:Before He Cheats
Written by Chris Tompkins and Josh Kear
Right now, he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink ’cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo…
And he don’t know that…
CHORUS:
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sooped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Right now, she’s probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk” and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna lucky
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don’t know…
Repeat Chorus
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl ’cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
No, ohh. Not on me… ‘Cause
Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats…
Oh…
see i told you warnig i did not copy it from some thing if you said i did i will get mad!
Anybody that would cheat on Carrie is out of their mind. The girl is gorgeous.
if carrie and her fans bore you tough ****…we love her and support her 110% and we will keep making her popular she’ll be here for a
long time…i think deep down you love her too thats why your on this web…dont fight it you know you love her dam haters!!…carrie and her fans are fucken awesome and im proud to support such a great person and role model with great morals and family oriented country girl…she is so normal and we her fans can relate to her alot…beautifull genuine sweet down to earth little carrie with a HUGE beautiful voice…..keep on kicking ass girl your hot !!
relax “lola” she was talking about herself how she views herself…if she considers tall women sexy then thats her opinion repect the mind of others before you call them idiots geeze some people are stupid..lola your one of them
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