OlderJohn Mayer Takes Growth Hormones
A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.
The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.
What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?
In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Uh-huh… [shakes head]
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Ummm…wtf?
Lainey said Jen took male hormones, causing her miscarriages.
I wonder if these are for Jen
NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT JOHN OR JENNIFER ANISTON.
MAYBE SHE’S TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
CAUSE GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION ANGELINA JOLIE IS GETTING.
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE D NO F-LISTED BABY THESE TWO PHONY’S WILL MAKE.
maybe what he does exceptionally different in bed would be his peeing over the ladies.. yuck..
It’s so funny how he made sure the message on the bag is facing the papso’s. Just once again feeding the fish for more gossip speculation about these two bores.
John Mayer doesn’t take growth harmones. He’s just ASP…an attention seeking person.
I bet his next album sells less than all his previous albums. He has alienated, if not eliminated his original fanbase. That means people like me, one of the few people who knew who he was prior to Jessucka Pimpson 2006. Remember us John, the ones who bought your music in 2001,2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 when you weren’t followed by paps and on the cover of tabloid magazines? Dumbass!
SUCH A LOOOOOSER…!!!
He is such a ****, moron, and idiot looking.
NO JENNIFER IS NOT TRYING TO GET PREGNANT. JOHN IS GERARING UP FOR THE PHONY LOVE DISPLAY THAT THEY WILL BE DOING WHEN HER SORRY ASS MOVIES OPEN.
HE MIGHT ALSO BE TRYING TO MEASURE UP TO BRAD….JOHN JOHN DONT TRY IT CAUSE YOU’LL FAIL.
This guy must live for the press. He is constantly courting it. I’m sure he wrote that on the bag just to get the attention he is getting now.
Whatever floats his boat. He’s definitely becoming more known for his antics, blogs and dates then his music….
yeah right …and how many woman he is practicing on???? 200. 1000
give me a break.
I agree, Moviewatcher. What is wrong with this guy? He’s so talented but he’s messing it all up with his famewhorishness (sorry - no such word, I know).
Geez, you are not fooling us John, and you cant even fool the stupid paps! I think you should start getting some acting lessons from Jennifer, to make you tricks work!
This guy is becoming so annoying, anyway he probably needs some growth hormones to make his brain bigger as it seems it has been shrinking lately!
That’s written on purpose. He might be doing a research paper on how far do the rumors go. Brainy researcher besides whatever he does WOW
Regarding the info in OK Magazine, I seriously doubt a friend of his would talk to that magazine, much less say something like that. It just sounds made up.
I bet he does the Venus Butterfly thing.
Is this man a sexy bomb!!??? I can’t believe this… He’s so boring as well as his old girlfriend….
“Uh-huh… [shakes head]”
:lol: ……
Cheers Jared!
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the future mr. jennifer aniston, huh? are there any rumors of this or is jared trying to be funny
Ur body is a wonderland. that must be the bedroom trick.
Uh-huh… [shakes head]”
Bwahahahahahaha! Jared, you’re funny.
Johny boy is gonna go all “intellectual” on your behind. You know that’s how he rolls
He’s just having a laugh and goofing at the papz expense.
Lighten up people,
John good in bed??? Ruining women across the country?
I know a planted story when I see one.
But he’s a total fool if he become sperm donor for Jennifer Aniston. He’s already lost fans and respect in the music world. Being Jennifer’s B%(*& will just put the nails back in the coffin.
love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont hate people
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