OlderJohn Mayer Takes Growth Hormones
A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.
The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.
What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?
In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Uh-huh… [shakes head]
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There is nothing remotely sexy about him. He sings easy listening to songs. Surely people don’t conder him a great musician..compared to the likes of Brue or Sting and the Police, U2, the Beatles..he’s just a booty chasing singer…but damn is he sleazy looking.
brilliant.
Jen is too good for him.
Now, I believe that there is no relationship between Jennifer and JOhn Mayer. It is just for show between these two to keep their names in the press. This guy is obviously a media ***** and Jen just needed something to boost her morale and keep her image positive in the press with the coming of Brad and Angie’s twins. That is why they had their coming out party the same week as Cannes. Deflect Deflect Deflect!!!!Who better to get on to cooperate on a PR stunt than the publicity hound Mayer???
Oh come on he’s just ******** with them for ***** and giggles.
Obviously a joke…but kind of a funny one. I read about John at http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Okay, before I read anything, first of all…
Who in their right mind prints stuff like that on the outside of a bag…?
Second, and I’m sorry about this but, slapping it all over the web is just wrong.
Third, I’ve never heard of “experimental” human growth hormone. That paired with #1 would make me wonder if it’s a hoax to see how far paps will go. Isn’t Mayer known for googling himself often?
Fourth… if it’s not a hoax, he’s just freakin’ *stupid*.
As far as the interview…
If it’s real… do celebrity friends really think they’re helping the celebs in question by letting this kind of stuff out? I also wonder what the celebs do when they find out a person leaked stuff that wasn’t true or was “close hold” type information. Seriously… whenever I see “friends” blab stuff to the press, (be it tabloid, glossy mag, blog, or mainstream) I instantly think “well, they’re not going to be a friend for long…” and “*friend*? yeah, right… jackazz is more like it.”
How many white bags have the prescriptiion written on them? Common he’s just pulling the paps legs! Get a sense of humour. If he is going to be followed everywhere maybe that is his way of dealing with it.
If you don’t care about them, don’t read about them! That is kindof simple isn’t it?
Love John and Jennifer together. Best of luck to you both.
What a loser flashing that to the paparazzi and doing it in a nonchalant way.
~Yawn~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!
Joking around with paps is not dealing with anything. It is actually feeding the beast. How can Jennifer Aniston complain about how horrible the paps are and then turn around and date a guy who plays games with them?
Paps follow kids to school, made Princess Diana’s life a living hell and eventually help contribute to her death, contributed to Britney Spears ( a person with mental issues) meltdown, they take photos of celebs (including the woman he is dating) in private moments on private property.
Does that sound like the type of people you should be courting attention from?
The only “celebs” I can think of that actually joke around with paps are the ones like Denise Richards, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole etc. D list celebs who need attention to stay in the media. John Mayer in now in this class of celebs and bringing Aniston right along with him.
Yes, I’m sure he works very, very hard. That’s a typical nacissist for ya!
# 3 SASHA @ 06/12/2008 at 2:13 pm NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT JOHN OR JENNIFER ANISTON.
MAYBE SHE’S TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
CAUSE GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION ANGELINA JOLIE IS GETTING.
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE D NO F-LISTED BABY THESE TWO PHONY’S WILL MAKE.
…………………………i care so -shut the fukc up and go back to your masturbating…………..u mean evil idiot
# 3 SASHA @ 06/12/2008 at 2:13 pm NO ONE GIVES A **** ABOUT JOHN OR JENNIFER ANISTON.
MAYBE SHE’S TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
CAUSE GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE ATTENTION ANGELINA JOLIE IS GETTING.
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE D NO F-LISTED BABY THESE TWO PHONY’S WILL MAKE.
…………………………i care so -shut the fukc up and go back to your masturbating…………..u mean evil idiot
HOPE THEY ARE HAPPY TOGETHER!!!
HE IS SO HOT!!!
AND SASHA IS A LOOSER….
SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMEN ALIVE
SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME…NOT THIS GUY
LOVE U JEN!!!!!!!
TOUNGE LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD ME THINKS,!
Jennifers boytoy is in Love with the Papz.He will do anything for Attention Aniston are just alike,The Best thing in the world i would like for him to ANISTON pregnent,I wonder what the baby would look like?Didn’t Aniston take Male hormones to get slim?Maybe Jen have Mayer going to get her stuff.
HOPE THEY GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPY EVER AFTER…
Ps: Angie is not in this topic….
the “ps” is for the looser that inisit in related Jen with Jolie
I love the huvane stories that start with ” a close friend told…”
now we’re expected to believe that jen is getting some hot and heavy lovin’ and when they “break up” a close friend will tell the press that jen was in it for sex only, she’s moving on and wants a husband and daddy material.
give me a f*cking break!
hey huvane: have more respect for the people and come up with more creative and smart strategies.
I know Angie and Brad life is not interesting….but get over….they keep bring her on Jen subject, just because Angie don´t seem to have any interesting news
GO JOHN AND JEN 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mayer and jen make perfect couple.I think Anistons to old to have baby.Plus she is greek if she has baby her thighs will spread and she won’t loose that weight.She loves herself to much to have baby,maybe john will have it.
Jen you are so beautiful
This looser are jealous of you…
and also they´re dying because John is yonger and more beautiful than Brad
ahahahahahahaha
GO JEN!!!!!!
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