OlderJohn Mayer Takes Growth Hormones
A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.
The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.
What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?
In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Uh-huh… [shakes head]
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Why are Brangelina fans on this site? It has nothing to do with Brad and Angie at all! OMG the hate is awful. Sorry you are having such a hard time letting things go.
Well I love Mayer, he is a talented musician, funny and smart. Jennifer is a women I only wish happiness to. I hope you find the love you have been searching for.
To Wordz –
Honey, Mayer’s music has ALWAYS been the shlocky, I-love-you-baby-and-I’m-sensitive crap that for some reason keeps ropin’ women in. Why are you surprised? Once a narcissistic jerk, always …
do some people not realize that john wrote that on the bag?
and the paps thought they were really on to something here. Ha!!! what a bunch of fools.
loser .
hahahaha he obviously wrote it on there to be funny because he knew either way someone would be trying to figure out what it is.
he doesn’t want publicity, but he is using it to amuse himself.
yes, Leslie, that is John’s handwriting and if you will notice he is leaving a jewelry store, not a medical office.maybe he bought someone -Jen-a bauble or two. i read that he gave her a blackberry that he got from his sponsor and she thought he was cheap giving her a freebie. could he be trying to banish the “cheapskate” label? lets see……
As a french girl, I understood the meaning of the word DOUCHEBAG for the first time on PerezHilton when he was talking about John Mayer, and ever since from the day he used to date Jessica Simpson till today, himself to be Jennifer Aniston’s toyboy, for me he is indeed the impersonation of this word. Look at him, very content of himself. He certainly thinks that he is the most funniest man in this world. Gosh what a boring persona, dating an even much more boring persona.
This is a PR offensive to show the world that Jen is with a fertile man, in fact this is an act and they are not dating. They are putting on a huge offensive. What goes on in private is something entirely different. They are not a couple. It is obvious……….I have no idea what is going on in her head. I can only assume she doesn’t want to date because she is still getting over her divorce. This guy is a publicity seeking phoney.
Come on folks, this is all just a publicity stunt! Neither is this OK story true, it’s totally ridiculous, nor is this parcel for real, he is just playing with the media!
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he is pulling your legs with this fake relationship as well
To the person who said he was coming out of the jewelry store and not a medical office, I can’t imagine a jewelry store putting something in a bag like that.
i want to find out too, how he is, but i have to warn you , watch out , so that won’ t happen to you again , now that she reads jonh is good in bed , she is going to steel this one too.
he is a hunk, i love him , he’s so hot so sexy , so gorgeous not like any other stars, every thing in one package.
Steven & Company is a jewelry store that specializes in relationships-so they say:
http://www.stevenco.com/main/default.aspx
Just look at the sign in the window. Perhaps they plain-bag it for privacy and safety. Who knows why….
this man is better looking than a year ago jennifer is lucky leave them alone
that was my waring to jen, watch out now she going to come after this one.
you guys are retarded, he’s joking around obviously.
The sexy man of jen is here and walking with sexy attitude. the other two fans are here wondering in john thread to know what jen man is doing his life. That is very interesting . taking it easy guys the man is just joking. cool down guys and go to your thread disccusse the usual about the two.
In the first picture, you can plainly see that the door he appears to have exited says “Medical Building.”
LMAO , too funny , who comes up with this baloney, He must have the same PR agent as JA. Its always so ridiculous that you just have to laugh. So Sad, please he looks like a boy , and a not so bright one at that. Roflmao
Maniston deserves the MeatHead.
Lol ! that Ha g Sasha hasn’t seen a di ck in last couple of years. Forgive the bitc h for showing her frustration.
Boo(real)
Jen is getting hot and sexy guys between her sheet , while you are suffering with jealousy.
Your Mo m deserves Micheal Jackson. Send that bitc h to his service!
He is a pathetic douche bag now. I became a fan of his in 2001 but no more I would not take his garbage if it was free. He has become a douche bag. I am gladly skipping this tour. I hope he crash and burn. Jen is a pathetic douche bag. They are Douchifer.
A pal of his. What a big loser Mayer said that himself. Hey Mayer you are a stupid jerk. I hope he and that old 40 year old hag get lost if you are so in love. I think Jennifer Aniston is a mental nut job. We the media don’t buy it for 1 minute. This whole thing is fake-no respect for Mayer any more he is low as scum. I now think Jennifer is a Loser still trying to bank off of Rachal. Hey Jen I
They are afraid to own up to a busted stunt. What successful movies has Jen had……NONE and they think John will help her sale her movies. John Mayer is still made out with Perez. John must be picking up std meds.
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