OlderJohn Mayer Takes Growth Hormones
A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.
The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.
What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?
In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Uh-huh… [shakes head]
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Todd
He does not need fan like you. you do not like him just for simple fact he is happy with his new sweety. He does not need a fan who is not supporting his happinies.
What a stupid Jerk his rubbish is NOT funny. I wish he would get lost. I don’t have any more respect for Jen either, I will NEVER go to any of her movies. I will not go to any of John shows or buy any of Johns merchandise.
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 12, 2008 - 4:28pm.
His pr people are working overtime. I bet he’s hung like a hamster.
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This is the funniest post i’ve read today!!
BJ
with out help of anyone, jen make last year more than your two idol combined. That is power of the strong independent woman. She does it and she can do it.
Maybe he ran out of that special creme that the pap gave him and he needed some more, only this time prescription strength.
One can wonder how many std’s there are going around in hollywood.
Bet you notice nobody gives a cr@p about you. For sure it’s your job to man Jen’s post. Go back and tell your boss the media is still not buying it. Jon and Jen are Douche bags. Douchifer is full of cr@p. Now don’t address me any more *****. You see a post you adress the post not the other posters.
Some nasty std meds their. I wonder do he and Perez still meet up for some heavy make out sections.
Bj
why you are here in john thread?. would’nt you suppose to be on threir thread? your idol is all over the place, talking about her every detail part of her private life (which loones love to here about). Men that woman does not stop talking she go on on on on about her private life. You can injoy about that instead of being here on the thread that you do not even like.
by the way you give cr@p about me.
What kind of friend would tell something so private. This is so not believeable. Maybe that medicine is for Jen she does seem to have alot of problems. John is her errand boy. John must be working a second job.
john is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot , so sexy , so gorgeous they make a hot hot hot couple and i tell you jen went up the ladder with this one , what a old and loser brad was there is no comparison , jen should watch out , with the rumour john is a awesome lover , she is going to steal this one from jen too, who wants brad when you can have john, i wished i could be with john even for one night . look at that beautiful faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,omg, he really rocking .
John is my man
I think you should not worry about john, yes he probably date women, but he make sure to break up with one before he jump to the other woman bed.
They must be miserable knowing the world is laughing at them so they are trying harder to make it look real. Think about it. Ladies don’t put personal bedroom habits in the news like the stuff she has leaked out. So something is very wrong with them. I feel so sorry for Jen to be stuck with him.
so what there is nothing wrong with that , are you jealous? brad is angies errand boy that he even forgot about himself completely he is following her every where like a errand boy and you guys are bragging about it and call it love but when somebody else does the same thing for jen they you call errand boy , not love , what a hypocrite.you haters should be happy that she finds some one instead you are jealous , i know where this jealousy coming from it’s because john is a gorgeous young and hunk and a very very very hot guy and brad is an old man, you haters are so transparent. you want jen to be with an an ugly , old man not with somebody way , way better than brad, get a life haters.
Well what a stupid story again from O.k. magazine. Anything that comes out of them is utter nonsense. Laws really need to be changed involving the paps and stupid stories. They are going to get someone hurt or wreck a career. Will never buy these idiots mags! Out of here!
Michelle @ 06/12/2008 at 4:09 pm
Love John and Jennifer together. Best of luck to you both.
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Oh, I agree. Don’t they make the cutest couple ever? I hope they get married and she gets peed on every night for the rest of her life.
I’d like to share a post by Public Service Announcement - Best post ever. Intelligent and witty !
This message brought to you by Women Against Weaklings Who Give Us A Bad Name.
There is pathetic and then there is Aniston Pathetic;
There is weak and then there is Aniston Weak;
There is sad and then there is Aniston Sad.
How do you know when you reach Aniston Pathetic, Weak and Shameless?
When three years after something other women have gone through, are going through and will go through, people still ask you if you are fine or how you are coping or wonder if it’s neccesary to have a legion of friends surround you for fear you might get lonesome.
So if you are used to throwing Pity Party for yourself, be careful or you just might find yourself crossing over to Aniston Pathetic, Aniston Weak and Aniston Shameless.
Another passion share by John and his sugar mommie Maniston, Hormone medication. They are really make for each other. !
Obviously, so many people hate them.
Can Jen and John do something more interesting in their life like something grown-up and respectable? Sheesh. They both seem retarded in their actions.
DOUCHE!
ha, theres nothing special about this white guys tactics in the bedroom, it’s more about his wallet. Think about it, when your nailing everyday street girls that want nothing more then to hitch a ride on your star, what else are they going to say? :)
@OnMyOwn,
Oh, that’s very cruel of you that you made me laugh about Jen. Ah, that girl of mine. I still have hope that one day she would wake up and find herself again…until then, I leave her alone…
And about Mayer. I am also very good in bed. I can sleep more than 12 hours! Once I even slept for 25 hours!
JM started out saying it was just about the music when this was his goal the whole time. Land Hollywood who res . He is a hypocrite for sure. His image was fake so he could get where he wanted to be. I think both he and Jen have serious mental issues. Since JM always talking about the meds he has to take. They are disgusting slobs.
I have no respect for this publicity scam they pull. Thats way JM is stuck in it. It would ruin his repatation to come clean now. She has never had one.
Somehow it gives their PR staff comfort to think the people that don’t like them are Brad and Ange fans but it’s not most are John fans.
I hope John lose major on this . I an ex-fan so hey guys show how discuss with this stunt life sham by boycotting his concert this summer.
so, so, sad, i know people feel sorry for that hag Jen, but to put handsome, beautiful, brad in the mix, that’s going too far, if Jen had it her way, she would still be with brad, he’s getting better looking with his age, Jennifer was an easy target for john, no one else wanted her old has been self. Angelina is the lucky one, brad is still the sexiest man alive, only the Jen pity party think other wise, sorry but brad is gone forever, she had her chance, john is OK, but he is not brad, there will never be another brad, and the world knows it. Hollywood, is talking behind Jen’s back, she will always be known as the person that let sexy brad get away. in 3 years, she is going to look worst than she already does, and brad is going to remain the same, so jen’s team should be mad, but a lot of good it will do you,
# 93 well @ 06/13/2008 at 2:51 am Obviously, so many people hate them.
Can Jen and John do something more interesting in their life like something grown-up and respectable? Sheesh. They both seem retarded in their actions.
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You are so right. They act retarded. I’ll bet you-John is leakink the stuff a so call friend said. He probably don’t even have friends. He seem so immature and retarded. I think he would really be annoying. Look at what he is doing now-this act shows you he is capable of leaking the bedroom stuff and the baby stuff. I think he is a very sick man. I think Jen is very retarded for going along with his stupid games. You would think a 39 year old women would be a little more mature. Sadly, I’m begining to think she does have serious issues. She think standing next to John Mayer makes her something hot. It just makes her look desperate and dejected. Like she can’t do better than an immature screw up that use to do his fans.
You just know in the future he will return to that kind of behavior when the relationship get cold. It’s embarrassing to be a fan of hers. Hey John and Jen we are laughing AT you. YOU clowns-not with you.
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