OlderJohn Mayer Takes Growth Hormones
A solo John Mayer leaves a medical office in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Wednesday afternoon.
The future Mr. Jennifer Aniston left the building carrying a white paper bag with this description written on it: “Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily”.
What, John? They run out of pre-natal vitamins?
In other Mayer news, OK! has a funny report about Jen and John.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
Uh-huh… [shakes head]
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This photo is proof that they both must read all the posts about themselves. There have been many post about Jen taking growth hormones in the past and by him walking around with a bag that says growth hormones is either mocking Jen or they are both having fun with the paps. The point is they both Google and read all the posts about themselves.
Joking around with paps is not dealing with anything. It is actually feeding the beast. How can Jennifer Aniston complain about how horrible the paps are and then turn around and date a guy who plays games with them?
Paps follow kids to school, made Princess Diana’s life a living hell and eventually help contribute to her death, contributed to Britney Spears ( a person with mental issues) meltdown, they take photos of celebs (including the woman he is dating) in private moments on private property.
Does that sound like the type of people you should be courting attention from?
The only “celebs” I can think of that actually joke around with paps are the ones like Denise Richards, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole etc. D list celebs who need attention to stay in the media. John Mayer in now in this class of celebs and bringing Aniston right along with him.
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It doesn’t matter if they humor them or not, those paps will follow. Your examples are proof of Princess Di and Britney Spears are true examples of how far they will go.
RAW STATISTICS - 101 posts @ approx 20 hours
Here are the breakdown:
25 posters favors Mayer - it’s just a joke, and people should lighten up; JA and JM relationships have positive outlook
60 posters - unfavorable comments on Mayer, JA; publicity- whores; douchebags [ i dislike that word];
7 posters - neutral - who cares !
9 - garbage unrelated post
These are just raw data - clear enough to make some generalizations.
Honorary award goes to Public Service Announcement # 91. Intelligent and witty ! I take no credit for that post. It’s just too witty, even critics as well as fans hopefully will appreciate the message.
Best Posts - shared by # 16 ; #52 and # 96
# 16 - Lilliane - bet he does the Venus Butterfly thing.
# 52 - John S - Mayer’s music has ALWAYS been the shlocky, I-love-you-baby-and-I’m-sensitive crap that for some reason keeps ropin’ women in. Why are you surprised? Once a narcissistic jerk, always …
# 96 - Rien ” And about Mayer. I am also very good in bed. I can sleep more than 12 hours! Once I even slept for 25 hours!
As always, on both sides of the fence, are good insight, wits and just plain boring, however, there are mean and petty comments as well. Some of us should at least spend some time in the library. Others can’t even a lift a dictionary.
Special mention to Bet for his passionate defense on behalf of Mayer and Aniston, however misplaced they may be. Keep on posting Bet.
Regardless how misplaced, how vile or how moronics these posts are, they are OPINIONS. We all have our 2 cents to share. It’s called FREE SPEECH. I’d rather live in this country where we can criticize those who are in power, those who we like or dislike, than in a country where voicing an opposing view will lead me straight to jail.
Enjoy your freedom !
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I love John Mayer, he’s a great musician and he’s hillarious, but I liked him better when he wasn’t in the tabloids so much. And now his friends are going on about how great he is at sex. Keep your personal life private!
Jill, I think it’s Jen that’s doing the leaking. ANd when Huvane releases John after the twins, she’s not going to get preggers. She can’t even give up her precious cancer sticks long enough to even try and get preggers!
Why he wantd to show it like that? Why showing the patper like this…of course to let everydoy see it. ITS SO FAKE!!!
As for the people saying that this is a jewelry store, adn not a medical building-it does look like a medical building to me. It’s a lot cheaper for doctors to use old buildings for their practices instead of building a new one. Given the cost of insurance, and then you throw in malpractice insurance, it’s a lot cheaper, if not more cost effective to use an old building for medical purposes. I’ve seen houses that no one cared about turned into doctors offices.
Aline, John likes to joke around with the media. I don’t see anything wrong with that. I find his sense of humor refreshing.
he probablly wrote that himself
Very interesting post, indeed. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing.
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