Zac Efron Loses Shower Power

ewwwwww thats rlyyyyyyy gross

Those Dirty Tabloid Tales

Zac Efron’s good-boy, clean-cut image really rankles some people, namely those who work for the tabloid rags. I mean, how the hell do you get a “good” story on someone who never does anything that is tabloid newsworthy. There’s no juice in seeing him and girlfriend at a basketball game or looking classy at the MTV Movie Awards. In the tabloids’ eyes such excursions are totally dumb.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Can’t you just see the sleaze writers for OK, Star and In Touch lying awake at night trying to come up with some incredible Zac Efron story.

And they desperately need a Zac story.

Zac sells magazines.

Zac gets Internet hits.

Let’s see . . . we’ve done the “he’s gay” story to death. No one believes that s-h-i-t anymore. And everyone laughed their asses off at the “zit story.” So, what the hell can we do? Need some dirt . . . need some dirt. Can’t be too outlandish. Something the young fans will buy into. We’ve done the “breakup” story what . . . 60 times now? And he’s still with that girl. Can’t use that angle again. Even the nine-year olds won’t believe that one.

People might start thinking we’re not credible.

Tossing . . . turning . . . sweating. Can’t sleep. Turns on TV. Switches channels . . . switches channels . . . switches channels. Commercial for baby wipes comes on.

Light bulb goes off in sleaze writer’s head. I’ve GOT it.

Hops out of bed and turns on computer.

I’ll say he doesn’t like to take showers or bathe. He’s lazy and dirty. Damn!! I’m good. Even his fans might believe this one. I mean, it’s not too over the top. After all everyone knows that 13-year-old boys hate taking showers. He’s what . . . nineteen or twenty. Whatever. Somewhere in there.

Yeah, people will believe this s-h-i-t. I might even get a raise!!!!

And the baby wipes. Hee Hee Hee. I’ll throw that in for added zest. Yeah, that’ll give it just the right punch. Hee Hee Hee. Baby wipes.

I didn’t major in tabloid journalism for nothing.

Malia, I wanted to post that writing, too. That’s what I think happened. And it is ridiculous.

I reread the comments and was glad to see that the majority thinks this story is made up. So I have no big worries.

is not true, he is the perfect man i love zac efron.

im from Argentina :D
kiss
WE LOEVE ZAC! ajaja,
lo amo demasiado .

OMG I LOVE HIZ HAIR NO MATTER WUT AND I LOVE IT WHEN HE FLIPS IT IT IS SOOO HOT!!

idiotic rags make up so much crap A big fat lie! rumor

I love it , Malia! Probably so true too!

r u freakin serious? this is bullshit! STAR magazine just needed somthin to get ppl to buy there magazine. this is a complete lie. but evenn if it waz true id still care less
i luv zac. so hot n sexy XD

JJ… wow. You posted this stupid story why…? You would have to be an idiot to believe that! Magazines will think of anything!

sick…but i bet its not true…STAR MAG SUCKS….ITS ALL LIES..

anyways who cares if he doesnt shower he is still a major hottie!!!!!!!!!

and i agree too Vanessa will do something or leave Zac if he doesn’t take a shower.

HE

IS

STILL

SEXY

HOT

HOTTEST

SEXIEST

HUNK

MUSCLAR

SHAGGY HAIR

SWEATY

MOST TALENTED ACTOR I EVER SEEN

I LOVE ZACHARY DAVID ALEXANDER EFRON (143)= I LOVE YOU

and….

GO ZANESSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZACHARY DAVID ALEXANDER EFON -N- VANESSA ANNE HUDGENS

=

ZANESSA

Bad thing
If he doesn’t shower
I wonder how would
Ashley Tisdale,
Vanessa Hudgens &
Miley Cyru
All fight over Zac Efron

and he can cheat on all of them 3

dosent matter any way with shawoer or with out he still sweet and clean love u zac for who u are

psssst!! I do not belive in that! I bet thats just another false rumour.

from a true zanessafan=) lol