Jennifer Aniston’s Mexican Mayhem

I used to like John . I would have more respect for him. If he just came out with it and say he swing both ways. This whole fake PR shiit is the last straw for me. Atleast, Jessica was a cute dumb blonde. but this OLD BORING SL*TTY HOE?ummm no thanks!!

John’s track record has been love em and leave em and I doubt Jen will get much different treatment here. Unless he falls for her money. Even then her neurotic antics will probably be too much for him to handle.

What’s with the Peeboy stuff? And Urinator? Is there some ugly story to John’s bedplay? Ick.

I did think it lack so much class for her to spout off how much better he was in bed than Brad. That’s just so tacky. She should take a leaf out of Nicole’s book: Send them baby gifts and wish them the best. She obviously doesn’t have that kind of class though.

Neither of them look too happy in the picture. And Jen is aging rapidly.

Give it up jenho who?

Atypical jenho who fan screaming when she knows she is losing it.
Rant and scream because jenho who is getting flushed in the toilet these days.

The three fat whores PLUS ONE @ 06/16/2008 at 11:34 pm THE THREE MOUTH, FAT ARSY WHORES ( ORCHID, JILL, GIVE IT UP JENHO) PLUS CLINIQUA WERE FROM THE SAME VIRGINA OF ANGIE BEFORE THE TWIN.

WHAT KIND OF WOMEN THAT ARE SO STINKY, SITTING AROUND AND **** THROUGH THEIR MOUTH LIKE THAT !

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The three fat whores PLUS ONE @ 06/16/2008 at 11:39 pm EVEN ANGIE’S CHILDREN DIAPER SHEAT SMELL GOOD TO THEM.

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The three fat whores PLUS ONE @ 06/16/2008 at 11:44 pm DID THAT MAKE YOU MAD?
COME ON, SCREAM, KICK AND WHINE NOW .
LOVE TO HEAR IT !!!
GO AHEAD

LET JARED GIVE THE TROPHY !

Maniston’s “beef” with Jennifer Connelly is that JC is Beautiful! Man is SOOO insecure and Man knows JC would make her look like a tranny.

jenho who? is exempted from any bad publicity because huvane always go after any bad publicity related to jenho. Even jenho’s true eye and hair color is not even in her bio on line. Jenho is spending all her millions to pay the media not to publish anything critical to jenho.

They are such a cute couple, hope it works out for them. Jen deserves to be happy. John is so much better than Brad Pitt.

All you haters are just jealous of a gorgeous woman, with a hot career and a hot guy.

hey mechell, jealous much?

JenHags bringing up BRAD’S name AGAIN?? Old woman Jen’s fans DESPERATE MUCH????
Maniston using botox to mask that UGLY MUG!

The TOrTURE BEGINS, DAYUM!!MANISTON AND JUGHEAD PICS

Jennifer Aniston had co-star Jennifer Connelly booted from magazine cover

There could be an off screen rivalry between Jennifer Aniston, 39, and her co-star Jennifer Connelly, 37, in the upcoming film He’s Just not That Into You. Aniston is said to have demanded that Connelly not appear with her in a cast photo for the cover of Marie Claire. Only Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin could be shown with Aniston according to her stipulations, and she was to be the focus of the shoot. It’s unknown why Aniston and Connelly aren’t getting along, but they’re said to have acted cold to each other on set:

Connelly… will not be included in an upcoming cover shoot for Marie Claire magazine that will feature Aniston… and her other co-stars from the October comedy, Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin. “Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” says an insider familiar with the movie’s shoot. “It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.”

So what’s Jen’s beef with [Connelly]? While Aniston’s rep denies that there’s any discord between the actresses, they just didn’t hit it off, says the insider: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”
[From Life & Style, print edition, June 23, 2008]

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This is HILARIOUS!

Jennifer Connelly is everything Jennifer Aniston is not and wishes she were. Connelly is an Oscar winning and critically acclaimed serious actor. Connelly is one of the most beautiful women to ever grace films. Arguably Connelly and Jolie are two of the most beautiful women in the world. Connelly is drop dead gorgeous with no make up, no hair stylist, in a T shirt and shorts wrangling two kids on a hot summer night in Brooklyn. Ask those who saw her regularly in the neighborhood.

Connelly is also involved with Amnesty International, the United Nations combating child soldiers, environmental concerns, Yele Haiti, as well as having attended Yale and Stanford. Connelly is also very smart and engaged in the world and is raising her children to be likewise involved.

Connelly is also sought after by magazines for covers continually. The notion that the likes of Jennifer Aniston could even get a suggestion like that taken seriously is a joke. No one - certainly not Marie Claire which has used Connelly for a cover recently - would allow Aniston to behave like that to Connelly. More than likely Connelly didn’t want to appear with a TV hack like Aniston.

Most likely Jennifer Connelly is on location with her husband , the talented and gorgeous and hilariously funny Paul Bettany and with their two beautiful children while he is taking his turn making a movie.

“Aniston got Connelly booted from cover.” Don’t make me laugh.

# 73 boo(real) @ 06/17/2008 at 12:12 am Oh NO!! For the next few days there will be pics of her airing out her twat and fouling the air in Mexico, and his Jughead blocking the sun!!

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Lol. not a few days but faster, there are already picture of X and her playmate at the pool side cuddling smoochin looking so much in love for the 30 something paparazzi they took with.

Ok guys - here’s a scenario I want you all to imagine:

What if a Jennifer Aniston movie was released and nobody showed up to watch it? Wait a minute, that’s already happened — several times!

Exactly what is she supposed to be good at? I forgot….

Uhhhhhhmmm - ‘ arguably the laziest actor in Hollywood, parading her booty, and her toosh to the media all the time; always comparing her 6-7 lovers against Brad Pitt’s sexual abilities in bed ;

Famous qoutes: ” babies are on the way”
“lacking sensitivity chip”
“angelina ruined my life:
“charity is not my thing”

Her life is at status quo - here’s an opinion by another poster.

This message brought to you by Women Against Weaklings Who Give us a bad name.

There is pathetic and then there is Aniston Pathetic;
There is weak and then there is Aniston Weak;
There is sad and then there is Aniston Sad.

How do you know when you reach Aniston Pathetic, Weak and Shameless?

When three years after something other women have gone through, are going through and will go through, people still ask you if you are fine or how you are coping or wonder if it’s neccesary to have a legion of friends surround you for fear you might get lonesome.

So if you are used to throwing Pity Party for yourself, be careful or you just might find yourself crossing over to Aniston Pathetic, Aniston Weak and Aniston Shameless

JENNIFER ANISTON STUNNING ?

Jennifer was never at any time voted as stunning, nor the most gorgeous or even most sexiest woman. Classic beauty - NEVER !

Stunning is a bit over the top.

Jennifer is attractive, but for the long and sharp chin, she could be very beautiful . Just to be fair - look CLOSELY - Her chin is almost half her face. Hiding that chin with her hair doesn’t hide that sharpness. Too sharp and too long ! Despite that physical anomaly of the chin, I can’t call her ugly. She is attractive, definitely, minus the chin ! STUNNING, NEVER !

Don’t fret - there is a medical REMEDY:

Once at the Trauma Unit, the surgical team attended on a battered woman. She can a complete system breakdown - her face was mangled by her husband, he pounded her jaw, nose and her chin was pulverized.

With our trained hands, we shaved the maxillary bones from the chin up to the anterior maxilla on both sides, curved the sharp angle of the chin, wired the maxilla then covered it a lightweight steel.

Recovery time: 4-6 weeks. She looked much better.

I am not being cruel to Jennifer - with all her money, she can afford an elective surgery. She can persuade a doctor to approve a “medical necessity” as she did with her so-called rhinoplasty (nose job). And why not - she’s had a nose job, and currently on a botox regiment anyway. So why not go to the next level - a complete re-structuring of the maxillary - [both sides]

The surgical repair is definitely worth it ! Remember 40 is a death sentence in Hollywood. Time is her enemy, and with excessive sun bathing, drinking and smoking, the aging process accelerates 100x. Time is of the essence. If she opt to do it now, 6 -weeks recovery - it’ll just in time for her next ho-hum role.

For the battered woman - the tragedy is - she was back in the TU 6 months later. She keeps making the same mistake over and over again - this time with another lover who kicked her entire abdominal area, and broke her hip. Why ? She got pregnant. Some men just are allergic to commitment.

Physical abuse can be devastating, but the psychological overlay is worst. That will take years of psyche intervention. That would be outside the TU’s specialty. I’m sure Aniston can afford that !

History will tell you that some women, like Jennifer Aniston, never learn from their past mistakes. History repeat itself. Predictably, she chose the same series of losers - exempting Brad.

Jennifer does look like Mayer’s Mom. There’s almost a decade between them. And the fact is, women age more rapidly than men ! Not a good sign !

That is if Jennifer Aniston can catch my heavy drift !

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