John Mayer Jumps for Jen

I love you loonies who claim that Jen & John are doing it for publicty YET they’re not the ones that are doing interviews talking about thier sex life! ***coughcoughJOLIEcoughcough***

Jen & John are one of the hottest couples! Boring? I don’t think so…. At least Jen’s not having tons of children that she’s not taking care of!

JoliePitt fans are bunch of freaks!
Just like Angelina used to be…
Duhhh..
typical!

Ha! watch the pathethic no life having haters go and its soo sad because its always the same old people that come on here to talk about Jennifer. Get a like freaks. john and Jen look like they are having fun and enjoying each others company I’m happy for them and yeah lol she just did an interview saying she will always love billy bob and she was pround to be his wife and he basically just say she’s using pitt. billy bob should know she probably trapped pitt the same way she trapped him into adopting maddox atleast he was smart to get away from that crazy demon possed wh*re. I guess the train wreck have stared sit make everyone and enjoy the ride its gonna get messy lol

I really like these two. I think they are perfect together. she is really down to earth and funny and so is he. I wish them the best

maybe she should pull an ANGELINA JOLIE and conveniently unknowling, flash the paps with her boobies. Oops, but Angelina can do no wrong in the haters books. I mean, crazies books.

amanda @ 06/17/2008 at 10:57 am Its not logical for anyone one to claim to hate someone but yet spend so much time everyday talking about them…

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Um, did someone CLAIM to hate her or him ? Cause i didn’t noticed.

If not, your all post is irrelevant and preaching on a public blog is somewhat futile as those exercises are the essence of any blog.

How is so called Aniston’s haters different from you Aniston’s fans? You read up every thing about Jolie too.

Of course we are bored so we check out these celebrities blogs for amusement. Aren’t you? If you’re not, you have more messed up a life than we bored ones.

As for jealous, yeah I’m jealous of her as much as you’re jealous of any celebrity you criticize.

Not every one who criticizes Aniston is a fan of Jolie or her hater. Has it ever occurred to you dimwit fanatics that there are people who simply find her boring, talentless, plain, unintelligent.

I found Friends a stupid show, a poor copycat of Seinfelf, the characters boring and most annoying was Rachel Green. And I couldn’t finish 15 minutes of her Rumor has It.

I do find her claiming that her ex lacked sensitive chip when she already filed for divorce hilariously annoying, her claiming that she owned up to 2% of the blame for her marriage’s demise laughable. The dimwit thinks she’s a perfect, almost a saint of a wife. Now we, rooted in reality and responsibilities, all know that none of us are perfect wife.

She care of Peace lol. You can not say your for one thing but pratice another. she goes to iraq or afganistan or where ever because she supposely care about peace. but yet she because she has this i don’t give a f*ck,, I do want I want and don’t care what people say attidude. which bascially the result of her fans and the fools who act like she is something to be worshipped. She publically acknowlege her love for guns and weapons. and talk about how her 6 year old son was a fasnication with guns and war and constanly draw pictures of it. a fasnication she encourage remember she through a war themed brithday party for him. now what normal mother would encourage that sort of behavior in a 6 year old child. she also said she keep guns in the house. she want the kid to grow up being dark, twisted, messed and cut himself like her. she is such a hypocrite. I don’t get why people put up with her. and if she cared about peace like she claim do you think all the movies she does would consist of guns and vilence. she is a phony s!uT

I like John and Jen they are my new Fav couple

Ok guys - here’s a scenario I want you all to imagine:

What if a Jennifer Aniston movie was released and nobody showed up to watch it? Wait a minute, that’s already happened — several times!

Exactly what is she supposed to be good at? I forgot….

Uhhhhhhmmm - ‘ arguably the laziest actor in Hollywood, parading her booty, and her toosh to the media all the time; always comparing her 6-7 lovers against Brad Pitt’s sexual abilities in bed ;

Famous qoutes: ” babies are on the way”
“lacking sensitivity chip”
“angelina ruined my life:
“charity is not my thing”

Her life is at status quo - here’s an opinion by another poster.

This message brought to you by Women Against Weaklings Who Give us a bad name.

There is pathetic and then there is Aniston Pathetic;
There is weak and then there is Aniston Weak;
There is sad and then there is Aniston Sad.

How do you know when you reach Aniston Pathetic, Weak and Shameless?

When three years after something other women have gone through, are going through and will go through, people still ask you if you are fine or how you are coping or wonder if it’s neccesary to have a legion of friends surround you for fear you might get lonesome.

So if you are used to throwing Pity Party for yourself, be careful or you just might find yourself crossing over to Aniston Pathetic, Aniston Weak and Aniston Shameless

JENNIFER ANISTON STUNNING ?

Jennifer was never at any time voted as stunning, nor the most gorgeous or even most sexiest woman. Classic beauty - NEVER !

Stunning is a bit over the top.

Jennifer is attractive, but for the long and sharp chin, she could be very beautiful . Just to be fair - look CLOSELY - Her chin is almost half her face. Hiding that chin with her hair doesn’t hide that sharpness. Too sharp and too long ! Despite that physical anomaly of the chin, I can’t call her ugly. She is attractive, definitely, minus the chin ! STUNNING, NEVER !

Don’t fret - there is a medical REMEDY:

Once at the Trauma Unit, the surgical team attended on a battered woman. She can a complete system breakdown - her face was mangled by her husband, he pounded her jaw, nose and her chin was pulverized.

With our trained hands, we shaved the maxillary bones from the chin up to the anterior maxilla on both sides, curved the sharp angle of the chin, wired the maxilla then covered it a lightweight steel.

Recovery time: 4-6 weeks. She looked much better.

I am not being cruel to Jennifer - with all her money, she can afford an elective surgery. She can persuade a doctor to approve a “medical necessity” as she did with her so-called rhinoplasty (nose job). And why not - she’s had a nose job, and currently on a botox regiment anyway. So why not go to the next level - a complete re-structuring of the maxillary - [both sides]

The surgical repair is definitely worth it ! Remember 40 is a death sentence in Hollywood. Time is her enemy, and with excessive sun bathing, drinking and smoking, the aging process accelerates 100x. Time is of the essence. If she opt to do it now, 6 -weeks recovery - it’ll just in time for her next ho-hum role.

For the battered woman - the tragedy is - she was back in the TU 6 months later. She keeps making the same mistake over and over again - this time with another lover who kicked her entire abdominal area, and broke her hip. Why ? She got pregnant. Some men just are allergic to commitment.

Physical abuse can be devastating, but the psychological overlay is worst. That will take years of psyche intervention. That would be outside the TU’s specialty. I’m sure Aniston can afford that !

History will tell you that some women, like Jennifer Aniston, never learn from their past mistakes. History repeat itself. Predictably, she chose the same series of losers - exempting Brad.

Jennifer does look like Mayer’s Mom. There’s almost a decade between them. And the fact is, women age more rapidly than men ! Not a good sign !

That is if Jennifer Aniston can catch my heavy drift !

ONMYOWN

SO YOU CLAIM BUT JEN’S MOVIES MAKE MORE THAN YOU ****** IDIOLS AND ANGELINA LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE HUNGRY ETHIOPIANS ON T.V SHE IS A SKIINY ANEROIX WH*RE WITH HUNG LIPS AND A BIG GOR HEAD

I will not stump to your level and criticize Brangelina.She’s a freak ,a s!ut,a horrible woman,talentless actress who can not deceive us and pretend she is a nice person
TEAM ANISTON 4 EVER
GREECE 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!