The Jonas Brothers’ Ideal Girl

sounds interesting=)

and yummie refers to those hotties:)))

lyk who cares show more about lovemeister n forkzinator

four kids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvjLg7fUd0k&NR=1

so im their ideal girl ;)

im joes perfect girl.

What about NICK!?!? :D

awhh they are so sweet!
i really hope that they find a girl that they love and can live happly ever after with!:)

yea what about nick!!! =(

CAMP ROCK 1 DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!

So they basically just described me =D

U Can’t really tell. Because U Have to Get To know Them Be4 U Say Thta. I think it Is Kinda Wierd to Say Ur For Him. Bye CAMP ROCK
Love Yall! +_=-,.0

THEY ARE ALL UGLY AND FLACCID - THEY ALSO SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF PROPER WANKS

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT

No offence to those JB lovers, and the JB, but Zac Efron could kick more ass than them!
Zac Efron’s like the god of sexy men , for us teenagers. JB are just always gonna be the second even if they do win the TEENS CHOICE AWARD, HOTTEST MAN.

know what?
it’s not even fair because in the teens choice awards, the JB are one nominee with all THREE of them! Thats like saying Zac Efron, Shia Lebeuf, and Chris Brown. That’s just unfair.
They could’ve chosen one.
But wth, I’m complaining on this site xD
aha.
ZAC EFRONS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!

Awesome :)

Serious grand to be this girl,,, =) i love them

OMJ!
i love them so much!!!!
i am your perfect girl ♥

Mom’s like me. ( ;
AND it wouldn’t matter if they are busy…cause I know they are living there dream and family & music are the most important things in their lives.

SO…I think I am a GREAT candidate.

What about Nick??

Dont Worry Joe i will Be NICE 2 ur mommy i love u ton lol!!

I get a gay vibe from Joe Jonas. And lemme tell you people, I have a great gaydar.

a girl perfect for Nick Jonas is I…..

YAY I <3 JB
especially joe !

WHERE IS NICKS!!?!?!? THATS MEAN!
unless he didnt say anything… but WOW
i want to see nicks.
nice. but yea. needs nicks.

my brothers!!! well i tell you my crush it is noah cyrus and she is all mine

awww…..so cute…and what about nick?! I love him and i totally understand him…..he’s so cute!!!

WHAT ABOUT NICK ?!??!?!?! i love him lol

awww (:
bless ‘em.
i love the JBs.
they’re so sweet (:
& i suppose they’re all hot too lmao (:
thanks for the post JJ x

lol i love Joe but im shy, so i would greet everyone but i’d just be like “Um hi” not the full “How are you? Im great”
lol but if they ask how i am, i would be like “Im ok, how about you?” but quietly.
LOL yeah thats a little sad….
But for Joe i would be more outgoing! :D oh yeah bay-beh!

i loVe theMe sO MuCh <<theY aRe cUte anD SWeeT>”sexy” ~<3 i love him mre than Jonas Brothers….

joe jonas is sooo hotttt. <3333

ti amooo joe jonas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3

wow
i love JB!

I agree with Briana. 100%
You should never like a guy just because of those reasons.
Looks capture the eyes, but personality captures the heart.

I know Briana
xDD
Lunah posted that as meh headline on myspace.
I ish gong to start saying that too ^^
Is that really a bit deeper then things I normally say?
I wonder what I ate then xDD

Ooh. Nick likes girl that wear skirts. He said they also have to have a great personality.
-Joe Jonas

Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Hmm.
Thats ish probably what I would say!
xD

I think Lunah said something about not getting back on the computer intill sometime in July.
=[[

‘Wanna go find the Chamber of Secrets? It’s probably in the third bathroom on the fourth floor of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.’
=)
That made me smile. You too are funny.
-Joe Jonas

Don’t Worry. I though it was the Leaning Tower of Pizza as well.
I still call it that
=)

I’m was wondering. Are you two comedians by chance?
-Joe Jonas.

No sadly we’re not comedians.. However my friend said if I took a camera with me everywhere I went then it would prove I’m the clumsiest person on Earth which is kinda funny.. At least I think so..

And Kender now I wanna order a pizza.. Sadly I can’t because it’s midnight and pizza places don’t like being called at midnight and my parents don’t like paying for a pizza ordered without their knowledge.. Trust me I know
XD

Ya know surprisingly you two are the only people that have ever called me funny.. That I can remember..

And I agree with Kender! I wish I could meet you Joe! Just to find out about who you are and stuff..

YES!
We sent the e-mail!

Kender, 99.6 fever or no? I don’t really remember what normal temperature ish..

You two seem funny. Tell me if this is funny. I think so.
”Whoever said anything was possible obvisily never attempted to slam a revolving door.”

Ooh. Don’t try that by the way. You may end up falling in the attempt. Or at least I did.
-Joe Jonas

Hmm. I have medicine I just took.
The mysterious train could have put it there~
-gasp-

-laughs-
Joe! I have donw that before!
And yes! That is funny!

‘The mysterious train could have put it there~’
You mean the train that went by my house last night even though there are no tracks anywhere in town? That train? Or the train that went by your house?

Hey!
He’s been telling us we’re funny, so if he’s told you guys it must true.
Hmm how funny are we? I’m don’t know.. Scale of 1 to 10 about 5 or 6?

Joe: MORE LIKE A 10!
Okay. Maybe a 9.5
”Looks capture the eyes, but personality captures the hearts”
I love your guy’s personality.
Or at least what I know so far.
Nick: That saying seems like it would make a good song.
Kevin: I agree with ya Nick!
Hey. If your so funny. Can you tell me something funny?
I want to laugh.

Hiya Joe, Nick, and Kevin! I’m a friend of Briana and Kender’s. I’ve always wanted to talk to you!

Say something funny? I don’t I never really plan to say something funny it just kinda happens. However I do funny stuff a lot..
A couple minutes ago I stood up to get my soda which I had knocked over and fell down because I forgot I was wearing headphones.. I don’t know if that’s funny or not..

Kender! My dog just sneezed on me! It’s all, ew. Yet I’m still laughing about it..

Aww byez! And you have our e-mail addresses.. Well mine and Kender’s anywayz so you can always e-mail us if you want.. And I’m probably going to start rambling now.. Probably about something like pie.. I like pie. I have a list of 106 different types of pies.. Though some aren’t dessert pies.. See now I’m rambling!
It was nice to meet you too!

Sorry.. Bye guys!

Joe:
=( I can’t sleep tonight for some reason. I wonder why? I tried to sleep, but couldn’t. I’m tired. But can’t go to sleep.

Neither can I Joe
I have to though.
Hopefully I fall asleep soon!

Hmm Joe if you’re still here and you still can’t sleep.. Wait if you’re still here then obviously you still can’t sleep.. Anyways try a glass of milk.. That normally helps me.
If the milk doesn’t work check around for some sleep aid pills. Though I wouldn’t take them. They normally take a while to kick in and then they make you sleep for 7-8 hours sometimes longer..

wow im accualy posting crap like this…oh well. anyways all i be one of Bri’s bestest friends in the whole wide world and i decied to make my entrance….now im bored…….but never fear i will stay on and see what happens ^_^ now im bored again

say it say it…….then again i prolly will. oh well say it say it.

Fine..
How do you know you’re one of my ‘bestest friends in the whole wide world’?
You might just be one of my best friends.

Don’t worry Kender I know you are one of my bestest friends ^^

… I didn’t understand that at all..
Wait.. Why are we talking here? We could just IM each other.. And people might prefer it xD

I’m sorry for the level of craziness she was at there.. I don’t think she took her pill today..

Joe: Ello
I would just like to say that today was really fun! Even though I had only gotten like 3 hours of sleep
Nick: Yea. Why didn’t you get much sleep?
Joe: I don’t know. I just couldn’t sleep.
Kevin: Now we have to go. Bye.
Joe: Bye
Nick: Bye

Joe: Hey everybody
Nick:: Sobes are good. Coconut Sobe’s
Kevin: Strawberry Banana are better.
Joe: Strawberry Daquire
Is that how you spell it? I don’t think so.
Kevin: The concert was fun. I love doing concerts.

Joe: What it is? Strawberry Daiquiri is the only one I drink.
Nick: Its nothing like your stalking us right? Because that has happened before
Kevin: Yes. It was kinda scary.

Joe: Sounds like you have had a rough day
Kevin: No doubt about that
Nick: So you aren’t on of the crazy stalkers?
Kevin: They just said they weren’t
Joe: But you know what happened last time
Kevin: Right…

Kevin: Last time, there was this other girl. We were always getting letters from her. She swor she wasn’t a stalker. We were still a bt freaked out. But she ended up being a stalker
Joe: Scary. Very Scary
Nick: Agreed
Kevin: So will you tell us now?

Yea that does sound scary.. See I don’t see why anyone would waste their time following another person around.. It’s much easier to just become friends with them, then at least they’ll talk to you.
And since Kender has made a rather, interesting appearance I suppose I will.
We (mostly Kender) have this weird thing with nicknames and have to give them to anyone we think is nice and has had at least one conversation with.. I know it’s very weird we’ve heard it before..

Wait!
It ish not mostly Kender. It ish Bri as well
We both have this wierd thing with nicknames and have to give them to anyone we think is nice and has had at least one conversation with

That was kinda late. but I just seen it!

We’re not completely heartless so if you guys don’t like the nicknames tell us and we won’t call you by them ^^ .. Well i won’t. Can’t make any promises for Kender though..

Mostly Kender.

Joe: Am I really?
Kevin: Werewolf though? Do I really look like a werewolf?
Nick: Kender is right then

Yesh, you are, really. I don’t lie. You could go with Pie instead.. That’s what Kender wanted..
You’ll have to confront Kender about the werewolf thing. She picked out your nickname..
.. I agreed with her though.. And I was the one who picked it out, she just came up with the reason.

Ya know people have written a lot of weird fanfics about you guys.. I think I have succeeded in finding the weirdest though.

-shakes head-
Bri, Bri, Bri
You found a loophole

Ha ice cream does bring my fever down ^^
However eating it at 2 in the morning.. Probably not my smartest idea, I’ll be up for hours now.

M’kay Pie then ^^ Unfortunately there’s no reason for that name except for the fact that I mentioned to Kender that I had made a pie..
Don’t worry Kevin, she says things without thinking sometimes.. Though she was saying the entire time she was watching Camp Rock that you looked and I quote ‘He is so cute as Jason!’
Eccentric.. Odd, insane, weird. To the extreme. Unless you want the actual dictionary definition.. That’s a person who has an unusual, peculiar, or odd personality, set of beliefs, or behavior pattern.

Kender, when you’re trying to trick someone, you really shouldn’t tell them that’s what you’re trying to do.. Besides even if you hadn’t told me it was pretty obvious, you’re the only one that calls me Bri. Unless everyone has decided to spontaneously call me Bri..

Bri. You shouldn’t have posted that.
Now they know it was me tricking them.
=[[
-sigh-
But yes, it was me who posted that.
I was trying to trick the Jonas Brothers, and Bri
It didn’t work.

Oh Kender wants me to post this.. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4358947/1/The_Perfect_JoBro_Fanfic It’s an odd little fanfic that I found completely hilarious because of the sheer randomness of it. Yet sadly even reading random fanfics don’t help with my writer’s block..

lol Sorry. I didn’t think he’d keep repeating it. Is it annoying you?

Joe: Well. We have to go.
Cute Werewolf: Bye Kender Briana
Nick: Bye
Joe: Hope to talk to you two soon!

No!
Well. Bye!
xD
Cute Werewolf!

Ooh, and Bri ish an awesome writer!
I found a loop hole too Bri!
Ha!
-stciks out tongue-

You told meh not to put that your a /good/ writer
I put that your….
an /awesome/ writer

Yes Kender because that /totally/ makes a difference.

MA….KEVIN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND??????HOW IS???

hello, cute werewolf, pie, and VIP :D
I just thought i would stop bye and say hi!

even though it wasnt mentioned im nicks perfect girl .He’s got a great personality and he cares for everyone thats why i like him.

Isn’t it Feb 20?
Or ish I getting you and Lunah mixed up?
-will feel bad if she got them mixed up-

I ish sorry
But we figures it out ^^

When ish meh birthday?

Yesh. Yesh it ish
Your right!
-huggles-

Hey Joe, Kevin or Nick next time you’re on could you answer my question? I don’t really care who answers it. Frankie could answer it if he wants.
I was wondering if Frankie had the Sherbet Bunny Webkinz. I doubt it since it’s retired but he could and I don’t want to buy it for him and he already has one or something because I can only find them for like $137.

Your all sooo cute, but out of them all i love Keven. were do u live and how will i ever get to talk to you. I LOVE YOU KEVIN, if only you new me. your songs are the best. I love the song “SOS” but i wish it could be me your chasing after. ive been to 3 of your concerts. Do me a favor, ring me. 54352085.
and dont think im like just a crazy fan.
xoxox

Nick is more Laid-Back and shy I find that sexy. And he’s got a sensitive side to him, & i like that

i love u joe! im your PERFECT girl! i wish theyr’e were 1,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000 of you that way every girl that<3s u!

hello joe..im right here!! I love you and i want to marry you!!!

DJ DANGER IS SEXY!!!!
I am the kind of girl DJ DANGER is looking for..
ALL FUN RIGHT HERE!
I SO WISH I COULD MEET JOE JONAS ONE DAY AND HUG HIM (once) KISS HIM (twice)! THEN WE COULD EAT TOGETHER AND HE COULD GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT HE BOUGHT JUST FOR ME (not food) OR SOMETHING OF HIS MAYBE!!!!!!

two words…..

SEXY BEAST!

Hey Joe,if you read this please read mine I would love for you to be my boyfriend But I can’t I will never meet you. Selenna

What about Nick?

If i saw the jonas bros i wouldnt chase them or anything cuz thats mean i would only like try to get there autograph or something but noT chase THEM :D

I LOOOOVEE KEVINN!!!!!!!!!!

He is AMAZING!!!!!!!

And I am desperate to MEET the HOTTIE!!!!!!

=D

Sometimes I laugh at these things…I mean seriously…”Like OMG…I never noticed….but I’m Nick/Joe/Kevin’s ideal girl *faints*lol I’m not trying to sound cocky or anything…its just like this is the inty(internet)…how are we supposed to know ur not lieing!! I mean u could be hinding your true self in or outside the inty! I mean I love all the Jonas Bros! But I’m not going to lie about my true self…(even if they hate me -.-) Anyways sry about that long speech lol…I love you Joe!!! I love you Nick!!! I love you Kevin!!! ( I just felt like saying it all lol…call me weird if you want)

~Just a typical girl in a typical town in typical Texas :p

btw if i post lots of comments I am uberly sorry! Leaning Tower of Pisa….I’m never used to that I’m just stuck to Pizza….hmmmmm….that sounds good right now *licks mouth* *dials number on phone* ehehehe…-.-…what?….I’m hungry lol

oops…sorry for double post…I’m too hyper…clicked too many times…comp was too slow….-.-..*sigh me ish bored now…must find interesting thing to do….* gey-ness I gtg soon -.-…..but something even more gey is that the 4th day of school is my b-day….better than last time though….it was 2ND!!!..sheesh I’m jabbering on now….sry peoples

Okay so people listen up!! You guys are completely and totally out of your minds because listen to this and no offense to anyone who uses these words when reffering to the Jonas Brothers okay so here goes:
When Some Calls You Hot Their Lookin At Your Body, When Someone Calls You Cute Their Lookin At Your Face, When Someone Calls You Beautiful or in This Case Handsome or Whatever You Prefer Their Lookin Into Your Soul….. thank you very much oh and I do believe that very much so…Anyone Can Catch Your Eye But It Takes Someone Special To Catch Your Heart….

hola joe te amoo.. sos lo +…kisiera tenerte conmigo… me encantaria conocerte mas..sos muy dulce…a mi me gustan los chicos como vos…y me encanta divertirme con amigas y con todo el mundo soy muy sociable..me encantaria que me firmes porfa…te amooo…!!!!
este es mi flog…
http://fotolog.terra.com.ar/gui_b_2008
escribime porfa…

hhey guys wat u doing

I LOVE YOU JOE JONAS

alex and chuck r gay gay gay not as the happy way
joe i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As If The Jonas Brothers Wear Purity Rings
What puffs :(
Were Not happy
We All Siad We Would Shag Them Anyday + Find Out They Got them ****** Lil Purity Rings
:(

I lv joe he iz way cute I’m da kinda person who will wear crazy stuff n stand out I mean I’m 16 n luvin it joe Iz onli lk a few yrz plea dan me I’m in2 skinny jeanz n converse so I dunno but me best m8 thinkz I’d b perfect 4 joe. I would seriously do anythin 4 da person I lv n day person iz joe jonas.

I’m that kind of girl Joe <3

Hey! It’s Joe here! The Joe from earlier! Sorry I haven’t been on. If been really busy. Well I still am, but I found a few minutes to get on =) I hope everybody is doing alright! Bye!

~Joe

Wow Bri. You typed that almost 12 hours later xD
I understand the busy thing as well. I’v been trying my best in school, but I still got a C in Earth Science. I’m doing good in French. A+ ! I’m so happy about that!
I think i’m allergic to something in my math class though….Maybe its the teacher….Or better yet, all old people teachers in general.
WAIT! THAT WOULD MAKE PERFECT SENSE!
Last year I was allergic to my old english teacher!
Siriusly. It all make sense!
-Shakes head- Bri. Don’t go chasing after shoes in the creek!
xD
How did you sprain your wrist?
Ooh, and I already sent the letter?

I’m actually passing all my classes now…..I can’t help it though. I have to! I want to dye my hair blue! But even though I tried my best, my dad said no to dying my hair blue, because I had a C! And I tried my best!
Bri. Is it close to Winter? And too cold to swim?
By waving? Woah.
Anyways. The letter is about the dreams. With the music video, the airplane, and one other I think.
I forgot completely though. I sent it yesterday, so you have to let me know when you got it, so I know how long it takes to send a letter!

>_> I’m failing almost all mine. I have a C in math. All my teachers think I’m just lazy but my family doctor, my doctor I get when my family doctor’s not working and the doctor I get when he’s not working and my parents and my brother and all my friends all think I have ADD.
Yea it’s kinda close to winter. But it hasn’t snowed yet..
I HATE THE COLD!! It makes me tired..
I’ll let you know when I get it.. It’ll probably be when my brother has mail and my dad’ll try to read it..
I don’t hate you. I’m sorry. -hugs-

Actually I siriusly might have ADD. I know for a fact I don’t have ADHD though.
-_- I know the water would be cold. It was a warm day when I walked into it.
Here I’ll trade you families in the winter. Then I won’t have to bother with the cold and you can.
I can’t kill my dad.. He doesn’t call me stupid =) And when he’s around neither does my mom.

ADD stands for Attention Deficit Disorder. It means you have trouble paying attention.
M’kay but wouldn’t boxes be more comfortable? I mean I guess and envelope ish easier to find but it’s pretty cramped in one of those..

Envelopes it ish! But we’ll need some pretty big ones.. Even then it might go air mail..

Yush email!
Ahh I want a frappachino.. Imma go see if my parents will give me money for one..

We have a sad addiction Bri….STARBUCKS!
And one other one… i’ll tell you on YIM.
Poor Bri. You should be careful

Hey!! I’m at my friend’s house and can only post one quick thing so here goes! I got new shoes (finally, my old ones had holes in them) and I was an idiot and wore them while I walked to my friend’s house (I didn’t have socks on) and now my feet are bleeding Dx Anyways that’s pretty much it! Bai!

you know ISABELLA you’re just saying that it’s unfair because you like zac efron…..and you might had a little typo error cause you said he’s hot but…how can he be hot? he’s not even a little cute….so might wanna BACK OFF a little………..k….and a big correction you have made there honey cause that might be…
JOE JONAS IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
JONAS BROTHERS ARE THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE…..
K…

WTF ….YOU ARE SO DUMB…

I LOVE YOU !!!!! JOE JONAS!!=)=)=)=)=)=)

THE BEST JOE !!!! TE AMO

I LOVE YOU KEVIN JONAS YOU BBGOOD TO ME I BBGOOD TO WE BEHAPPY AS CAN BE IAM SANGLE TOO I AM A PARTY GIRL YES I AM I BE GOOD TO YOUR MOM MYMOM IS SO COOL TOO!!! LOVE YOUR 1FAN RAVEN LAMB 9312775372MY HOME

a love joe jonas handsom is name charlotte y soy de spain jajaja

Hey everybody.
Joe here.
It seems like a while since I have replied right?
Well I just want to thank everybody that has supported us, and what did everybody think about the halftime show?
It was fun.

Love ya!
~Joe Jonas

Ello
=D
Sadly I didn’t see the halftime show, or the Jimmy Kimmel show.
The house I went to on thansgiving had their tv occupied by little kids watching Spongbob.
-sigh-
And I don’t even know what the Jimmy Kimmel show is…
I’m going to watch the thing in Rockafeller though. If thats what its called. You guys are playing right?
-mumbles- Or was that just a dream I had lat night….?

Happy Hanukkah people who celebrate that!!
Well actually it’s only the first day of Hanukkah but whatever.
Wait..
Is it Hanukkah or Chanukah?

I am so bored staying here at my grandparents house for the holidays . The reason why is because my laptop just broke down and my bf just broke up with me and that was the only excitment that I had going on in my life until he dumped me.

It’s Hanukah not chanukah. Didn’t you pay attention in class?

I’m probably not gonna have my laptop tomorrow, and on Christmas I’m going to my grandparents house so Imma say this now.
Happy Christmas everyone who celebrates it!!

Hey!
Kender bought the book earlier today.
I’m gonna buy it soon!!
I just need to get to the bank, and get some change for $100 so I can give $50 to charity.
But I have nobody to drive me to the bank
=(
Oh well I’ll probably walk
It’s only three miles.

So what’s up?

Uhh..
Cuz I never thought of that..
But I should!
I’d have to walk farther to get to the bookstore though..
But nobody has any time lately so I don’t wanna bother anyone by asking.

Go with my parents to the bank.
Ha that’s funny.
They never go to the bank.
Unless it’s my dad and on his way home from work.

Hey it’s Jessica. Long time, no talk right ;)
Miss you!

-Jess

if you are looking for a girl pick a prettyy one and
be happy to have a girl.

~LAURA RAMOS~
i love you guyies keep on rockin`

Hey Jonas Brothers wut”s up???? I think u gguys r all awsome musicians and you should never give it up or stop wut ur doing. ALL of u guys have blessed with a wonderful talent and its good that u r using it !! I think all of you guys r pretty handsome but sorry NICK is mi fav (=. Y EVERYBODY ASKS ME… WELL HE’S CUTE AND A GENTLEMEN AND I’VE HEARD HE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR(WHICH I LUVV) AND HE’S JUST I DON’T KNOW UMMMMM…. O YEA HIM!!! LOL O YEA AND I LUVV THE WAY HIS SKINNY JEANS FIT HIM!! THE REASON I DNT SAY I LOVE THEM AS N L-O-V-E IS B-CUZ LOVE IS MORE THAN JUST A WORD U SAY WHEN YOU ACTUALLY LIKE SOME ONE AND I SAY THAT WHEN I TRULEY MEAN IT!!! SO… I’M NOT SAYING I DNT LOVE THEM B-CUZ I LOVE EVERYBODY ITS JUST LOVE AS IN TRUE LOVE OR THE LOVE THAT I WILL SHARE WITH MI FUTURE HUSBAND!!!

Awww….such sweet boys worthy of a great girl! Just hope one day they will find somebody really special! I love you guys! Keep Rocking out and Living The Dream!!!!

Peace and love,
Errin:) xoxoxo

WHAT ABOUT NICKY……unque joe y kevin tienen razon…eso fue muy lindo.
los veo en octubre y el martes
bye
LOVE YOU GUYS
karen