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The Jonas Brothers’ Ideal Girl

The Jonas Brothers’ Ideal Girl

The Jonas Brothers, all currently single, recently revealed what they really look for in a girl!

“[I look for] somebody who is really good to mom, somebody who likes to have fun,” middle brother Joe Jonas tells OK!.

“It’s really important that when they walk into a room, they don’t only greet the people they think they’re supposed to greet, but they greet everybody,” he continues.

Kevin Jonas said, “It’s a girl you can talk to on the phone and it be okay that you’re not always there.”

“It’s just like keeping your favorite watch on,” Kevin said of their purity rings. “We just wear it all the time.”

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I ish not here. Its all a dream. Your dreaming. Wait. nevermind. It’ll be wierd if were dreaming teh same dream! Scratch that!

Kender ish here!. She ish drinking a strawberry banana sobe.
I would also like to point out. I had got it before Kevin states he liked them!

Kender ish no stalker!

Yea that does sound scary.. See I don’t see why anyone would waste their time following another person around.. It’s much easier to just become friends with them, then at least they’ll talk to you.
And since Kender has made a rather, interesting appearance I suppose I will.
We (mostly Kender) have this weird thing with nicknames and have to give them to anyone we think is nice and has had at least one conversation with.. I know it’s very weird we’ve heard it before..

We gave nicknames to the three of you nicknames
Kevin is Werewolf
Joe is Comedy Central
Nick is VIP!

Kevin is werewolf because when his hair ish straigtened he reminds me so much a werewolf! Sorry if its a bit wierd, but its true!

Wait!
It ish not mostly Kender. It ish Bri as well
We both have this wierd thing with nicknames and have to give them to anyone we think is nice and has had at least one conversation with

That was kinda late. but I just seen it!

Kevin: Werewolf? Okay
Joe: I’m not that funny am I?
Nick: Why VIP?

We’re not completely heartless so if you guys don’t like the nicknames tell us and we won’t call you by them ^^ .. Well i won’t. Can’t make any promises for Kender though..

Mostly Kender.

Yesh Joe you are that funny.. Besides that one was better than the one Kender picked out..
Nick you get VIP because as Kender put it, there would probably be no Jonas Brothers without you.. As I put it, we couldn’t find a better name for you..

Joe: Am I really?
Kevin: Werewolf though? Do I really look like a werewolf?
Nick: Kender is right then

Don’t lie Bri. When me and you ish talking you know you would adress them by those names.
I know I would.
lol
Sorry guys.
so do you like them?
I hope you do!
And Kevin. Don’t worry. You look like a cute werewolf
-shrugs- Can’t help but state the truth

Yesh, you are, really. I don’t lie. You could go with Pie instead.. That’s what Kender wanted..
You’ll have to confront Kender about the werewolf thing. She picked out your nickname..
.. I agreed with her though.. And I was the one who picked it out, she just came up with the reason.

Ya know people have written a lot of weird fanfics about you guys.. I think I have succeeded in finding the weirdest though.

Technically I didn’t lie. I said I wouldn’t call them by the names if they didn’t like them. I said nothing about talking to other people and using those names instead of their given names.

-shakes head-
Bri, Bri, Bri
You found a loophole

Yea a loophole I had to explain to you.. In tiny words!
0.0
I think my friend’s physic.. She just called me saying if I was talking to Nick then to tell him she thinks he’s hot.. Nick, I do feel sorry for you. Not that there’s anything wrong with my friend, she’s just a bit.. Eccentric..

Ha ice cream does bring my fever down ^^
However eating it at 2 in the morning.. Probably not my smartest idea, I’ll be up for hours now.

Joe: I want pie now. Comedy Central would be a good nickname, only there is already a tv station called Comdey Central. So Pie?
Kevin: Werewolf. Cute Werewolf? :]
Nick: Eccentric. Sorry. I forgot what that means. Please tell!

M’kay Pie then ^^ Unfortunately there’s no reason for that name except for the fact that I mentioned to Kender that I had made a pie..
Don’t worry Kevin, she says things without thinking sometimes.. Though she was saying the entire time she was watching Camp Rock that you looked and I quote ‘He is so cute as Jason!’
Eccentric.. Odd, insane, weird. To the extreme. Unless you want the actual dictionary definition.. That’s a person who has an unusual, peculiar, or odd personality, set of beliefs, or behavior pattern.

BRI!
Do you have to tell him what I said while watching Camp Rock?
And when I said he was cute as Jason. I didn’t mean looks wise. I meant personality wise. Though that doesn’t mean I’m calling Kevin ugly
. He is cute. Way cute!
Bri ish Eccentric….

Kender, when you’re trying to trick someone, you really shouldn’t tell them that’s what you’re trying to do.. Besides even if you hadn’t told me it was pretty obvious, you’re the only one that calls me Bri. Unless everyone has decided to spontaneously call me Bri..

Joe: Umm. We didn’t just post that
-Cute- Werewolf: No, we didn’t
Nick: Odd. Eccentric.

Bri. You shouldn’t have posted that.
Now they know it was me tricking them.
=[[
-sigh-
But yes, it was me who posted that.
I was trying to trick the Jonas Brothers, and Bri
It didn’t work.

… You are so odd.. You couldn’t let me in on it!

Oh Kender wants me to post this.. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4358947/1/The_Perfect_JoBro_Fanfic It’s an odd little fanfic that I found completely hilarious because of the sheer randomness of it. Yet sadly even reading random fanfics don’t help with my writer’s block..

Joe: Ooh. Okay. Well. I though you were some stalker just now
Cute Werewolf: Not the staler subject again!
Nick: Eccentric
Joe: Briana. Did you have to tell Nick about the word Eccentric!? And Kevin. Your not a Cute Werewolf!
Kevin: Fine then!

lol Sorry. I didn’t think he’d keep repeating it. Is it annoying you?

Joe: You write? Do you write music? Poems? Stories? What?
Kevin: Thats a bit wierd. That fanfic.
Nick: I don’t like it much.
Joe: Neither do I.
Kevin: It was random though. Yes it was.

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