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Miranda Kerr is Smokin’ in Spain

Miranda Kerr is Smokin’ in Spain

Miranda Kerr smokes it up on the runway during a fashion show in Gran Canaria, Spain on Sunday.

The 25-year-old Victoria’s Secret model showed off swimsuit after swimsuit at the Gran Canaria Moda Calida 2008 show in Las Palmas over the weekend.

Speaking recently about her relationship to Orlando Bloom, Miranda said, “He’s just a guy. He happens to be an actor.”

10+ more pics inside of Miranda smokin’ in Spain…

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145 Comments

# 3

So this is the definition of a pinhead. If her head wasnt so small, she would be pretty.

# 5

she is really pretty.

# 6

Skinny and cutish, but not smoking. She always looks like a little girl playing dress up.

# 7

LOL. Do you have the picture of when she was in the DT calling her??
post it up too.

# 8

i think she has a great model body! it isnt super anorexic tiny like all the other girls, she looks normal and healthy

Such a BORING model.

Yeah, that’s the one., Even in her hometown paper they were writing “You’re a Sluuut” across her picture.

Hmm? what was that about??

I hope it all hits the fan on this girl bigtime. Orlando too.

Oh and there is always the Ducati Video of when they started the fake pap fest. You can’t bring an X17 link here but check it out there or on delphi. It says a lot in that minute and a half.

karibikqueen @ 06/23/2008 at 11:21 am

look as this link
orlando at the pool when she works
http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showthread.php?t=12026&page=3

@11

The DT is usually her PR mouthpiece and even they’re calling her a sluuut. And she’s putting it on display it in the link in #2. I hope Orlando is protecting himself with full-body latex, god knows how many stds she’s carrying.

give us the pool pics of ob

[☆I n F a m o u s☆] @ 06/23/2008 at 11:26 am

overrated.

kiinoqueen @ 06/23/2008 at 11:27 am

sorry what she says
He’s just a guy. He happens to be an actor.”
i think she says better nothing about him

I don’t think she will have anywhere near the career of Gisele or Adriana, but she has a beautiful face and great smile.

Smoking? What is she smokin’ cigarettes to stay skinny? That’s the only thing smokin’ about her.

At this point I don’t care what he gets from her. He deserves everything he gets from this mess.

She’s already 25 so she isn’t going far at all. This was from a very dlist event in Spain. If you look at the other pictures it’s pretty cheesy. They are trying to hype her as much as they can but it won’t work.

If you’ve seen her with no makeup then you know she is already looking past her 25 years.

Those are always my favorite and always make me smile. They really capture the spirit of who she is.

just gorgeous @ 06/23/2008 at 11:42 am

She is stunningly beautiful, has the most amazing body, a successful career and a sweet nature, WOW, no wonder Orlando is so in love with her, I bet he thinks he is the luckiest guy in the world.

Jared must obviously have a crush on this boring bit**, because there are more famous, more gorgeous looking, and more exciting models walking the runway all the time and he picks this bit**.

“OMG, My sister is so hot . Please vote for her”

LOL. Poostain said orlando had a little ‘******” and he was a shiitee actor. I hope word of that got back to Orlando.

She’s gorgeous. I don’t know what people are expecting from a model…There are so many models out there that don’t get the same attention just because they don’t date Orlando Blooms. In the end of the day, she’s still a model.

kiinoqueen @ 06/23/2008 at 11:54 am

@ 20
i think the same.

he didn´t attend the show.

but yet wireimage said he was going? hmm? what do you make of that? Backed out again?

devin mills @ 06/23/2008 at 12:38 pm

I saw great photos of her on http://www.prothinspo.com she is amazing..

she’s not all that plus she has small boobs for a VS model

but she’s not as bad as Marissa Meller(that b*tch is Ugly, and looks too old for TV)

she has a cheap look about her.

lmao at number #22, so true :)

She is very beautiful, Orlando is one lucky guy!!!!

dina deulucka @ 06/23/2008 at 1:18 pm

I saw those photos on pro-thinspo too… very hot. I am so loving her and want to see her everywhere…

LMAO!! Tween girls are just jealous that she’s hitting Orlando Bloom. You guys are so envious its not even funny.

I guess I missed something, why is she being called a ****?

kiinoqueen @ 06/23/2008 at 1:26 pm

@30
read this

Two top models drew the attention yesterday in the early stages of the event: australian model Miranda Kerr and Jon Kortajarena. In spite of being the look of the lingerie company Victoria’s Secret and another fashion companies, slim Kerr attracted the glances and attention of the media for being Hollywood star Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend, who came along with her at the island.
BlOOM, in the golf club. The star of trilogies such as The lord of the rings and Pirates of the Caribbean is staying at a hotel in the south of Gran Canaria island, where he got to on thursday. He took the opportunity to play golf on Friday morning. He tries to go unnoticed and he will not attend the fashion parade to see his girlfriend walking the catwalk, as the model herself confirmed to this newspaper. She is to leave the island tonight.

this is the site.
http://www.laprovincia.es/servicios/…lleza-pasarela
http://www.laprovincia.es/secciones/…lleza-pasarela

enjoy it! hope the traslation is all right!!!!
__________________

LOL. The “tweens” didn’t write the DT article calling her a sluut. She did that on her own.

she isn’t liked because she is seen by many as a liar(caught in many) cheater and fameho for using someone else name while she was still living with another man. That has nothing to do with Tweens!!!

There are reasons she isn’t well liked that have nothing to do with Orlando Bloom. People give their reasons but of course since you don’t want to admit it you will keep throwing out the jealously line.

BTW: Did you see that horrible picture of Orlando by the pool?? People are not jealous -lol. The dude is hurting these days. I bet she wishes she had jay back now. Besides, according to PooStain, in addition to his not so good body, he has a little willy to go with it. NOTHING to be jealous of with either of them. We’ve all seen her with out make up and know full welll what she looks like and what her personality is like. They can have each other. It’s just fun to now watch the Karma bite them both in the azzie. The fun gets better everyday.

delusional @ 06/23/2008 at 1:46 pm

The same person is writing all the nasty jealous comments about Miranda, very sad, they really think people don’t know….lol.

you guys are pathetic!!!!
all you guys do is bash someone who is probably way prettier than you, makes more money than you, and has a better life than you
i don’t see you guys up on that runway
so stop bashing her

she has a killler body, and is beautiful
she is a person, not a superhero
so of course she’s not perfect
but she’s beautiful!!

I really don’t care how pretty she is her true charcter has shown. There are certain things you can’t overlook he looks beat the hell up in these new photos.I don’t think either one will come out looking good after all is said and done.

Bony and boring…

she’s kinda ugly actually…

She’s a very pretty gal. I love the white/floral dress she has on.

RE ob's ass shot @ 06/23/2008 at 2:34 pm

Orlando, Orlando what you try to prove far too hard that you are doing her- who cares if you are or arent, in adult relationships you dont need to prove anything.

We said earlier even if they try and prove it with sex pics in hyde park that it doesnt change what we saw earlier.

Bring on the sex tape, it will be worth a laugh to see Orlando so crap in bed like some have said.

Thanks I will call her and send her some pics of my bare ass lol!!

Wow, what a shock! No photos of Orlando for weeks except at an official event, and in 4 days with Cabbage Patch there are suddenly pap photos everywhere! What an amazing coincidence! How nice of them to provide more laughs for us!

More ALESSANDRA PLEASE NOT THIS BONY B!TCH!!!

i NEED TO W@NK OVER HER NOT THIS KIDDIE LOOKALIKE

No Kidding. Told you this would get better with time. Does this have anything to do with the fact that they were being called out by more and more people?? The things they do to “prove” it. LOL

Liek you said 49-nothing can change the ducati shop and all the other bs. I guess he knows his rep would go down to. LOL.

I know but isnt his body looking really “old manish”? urgh his bacside is disgusting, I dont know how he is so proud to show it off, Miranda has really downgraded being with him, she deserves a real hunk like Gerard Butler or someone like that. He just looks disgustingly saggy!!! He shows miranda up!! ;) It is a case of Pretty young girl and the auld man body with the wrinkly/red blotchy face… tell me what are we jealous of here?!! Orlando Bloom was gorge about 3 years ago, now he is unfit and getting old looking!

I actually feel sorry for miranda having this old pleb on her arm!! I bet his bollocks are down his knees as well.

Now I get why Ben Barnes has most his fans queing at his door, the guy is young, fit and seems to be a decent chap, Orlando Bloom is just like any other teen idol who becomes aged and unwanted…

the pics are so cold.there is no love and so. They don´t kiss holding hands and so. That all was planned. not more….only publicity

Pretty girl @ 06/23/2008 at 3:07 pm

She’s hot - pretty face (exotic, gorgeous eyes) and legs that go on for miles! So what if her breasts aren’t ’super-sized?’ At least she hasn’t got the standard pair of phony implants that so many models and actresses today have. I think she has a very fresh and natural look about her. I’m sure Orlando Bloom feels like quite the lucky bloke.

@56 Stop giving them ideas! LOL

I agree what say we all stop posting and just laugh at the show- leave them to their own devices- I think it will be funnier- c’mon!!!

I have no doubt that some people think orlando is a “lucky man” but how many will also be thinking urgh how did he get her? He is ugly and she is pretty, it will be like “is that the best she can get?” seriously he isnt hot anymore just a flabby loose bodies 40 year old lookalike. Even his ass is saggy!!! Miranda is young , she doesnt want to be stuck around a man who even his fans think his best years are behind him.

his ugly booty @ 06/23/2008 at 3:21 pm

Why is he showing his saggy white ass to the world? His mother must be so agahst- I will ring her and ask her… she brought up her son with so much class!!

Miranda he is beneath you!!!!

I dont know how any1 can say shes not pretty. If u saw her walking past in the street or in a club im sure u would take a second look!

@lorraine @ 06/23/2008 at 3:43 pm

Because beauty is in the eye and all that jazz.. when people are caked in make up most people can look pretty.

FLATT AZZ @ 06/23/2008 at 3:44 pm

Ugh! Looks like he fell out of the tallest tree ever and hit every branch coming down because that azz is flat! He needs to get Kim Kardashian’s plastic surgeon on the phone stat!

saggy at 31? @ 06/23/2008 at 3:48 pm

Urgh he looks sick, flat saggy ass, saggy chest- this guy does NOT exercise in any shape or form. I am 32 and I am as firm as I was when I was 18. because I exercise and do yoga, pilates and go to the gym, he has just really let himself go- cant believe he is posing the way he is, he loves himself yet he is getting to be an average, saggy looking old mess!!

Miranda what do you see in saggy skin?? urgh!!!

I agree how can she like the feel of old men saggy skin on her firm, taut body? Urgh I would be sick, the days of “But its Orlando Bloom” is over, Hollywood doesnt give that much of a rats ass about him, nor do his home in the UK… Miranda seems like she will do the best out the two.

If I was him I would sort my looks and body out, let young pretty Miranda go to someone who she goes with more, and work on ANY project, then JUST THEN he may get some of it back.

I mean who wouldve thought he would be showing his ass like that as if to say “eff you all”

butterfly @ 06/23/2008 at 4:01 pm

She is trashy ugly model she make Orlando looks as ugly as she is yuk ! ,how could he date a ***** who get naked for living her shallow life , Orlando must be really dump .

miranda!! @ 06/23/2008 at 4:03 pm

Were you mad giving a gorgeous hunk like Jay up for this mess?? Seriously Jay is such a hunk!! You were mad girl! He is also doing well with his band. You suited Jay so much better and you looked like you loved him, unlike this piece of loose skinned freak!!!

we love you randa @ 06/23/2008 at 4:13 pm

Please leave this piece of flabby ugly trash!!! He is making you look bad- you deserve better- he is so beneath you it isnt funny.

He isnt even famous anymore and his new film will bomb no doubt!

Urgh his body is so out of condition, I work at an old folks home here in the uk and I have seen better bodies on some 70 year olds than Orlandos. What happened to him? He used to be so fit and toned- oh well I’m sure he will become the laughing stock on the uk tabloids in the new pap pics this week.

I Love Miranda’ hair!!!

wow she looks stunning

I think she is pretty, I have been told I look similar to her and Adriana Lima! lol I dont like her with Orlando though he is rather unattractive I think, I agree with the person who said she was best with Jay, he was sexy and hot!!!

I think she is nice when modelling, rather plain when not,but that is like most women in make up and not in make up.

I cant believe she is with Orlando Bloom, he is a fairy. I always have seen her with real men not foppish men like Bloomy.

Just saw the new pics of Orlando Bloom’s horrible ass in the new pap pics on elflady, all I can say is he should change his name to….

ORLARDO BLOOM

Urgh I cant beleive I used to fancy him, Miranda you have got him at his worst, I feel sorry for you chick!!

Imagine his skin in a wind tunnel lmao you could peirce it!!! LMFBAO!!

She has a fabulous body and with her hair down around her face, her face is pretty too. She doesn’t look as much like a Cabbage Patch doll with her hair covering her dimples.

I wonder if its hair extensions though?

She does look pretty.. orlando on the other hand in those ass pics today- eww he looks gross what she is doing with a guy like him- I will never know!!!

“what she is doing with a guy like him- I will never know”

publicity, publicity, publicity.

Not many people had ever heard of her before she started attaching her name to Orlando’s.

Poor Jay may be hotter and they may have been more compatible but he couldn’t get her in the tabloids!

give it up @ 06/23/2008 at 5:54 pm

Orlando are you the most hated all of a sudden I just came across this about the new pap pics everyone hates ya man (one quote)>>

“Orlando Bloom stands in a pool waiting for women to throw themselves at him. Or men. He’s not picky.

I’ve had nothing but a bad feeling for Orlando ever since the incident where he wrecked the car and walked away, leaving his friends bleeding. That is the act of a truly vile person. And I don’t care that he went back…his first instinct was to flee and he had to be talked into reversing course. I hope the women who got smashed up in the wreck realize now what a disgusting individual Orlando really is.”

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com/2008/06/orlando-bloom-suns-himself.html

So even the general public are dissing you, this relationship with Kerr aint helpng one bit, in fact you are going the right way to be the most hated celeb if you are not careful.. Miranda I like ya hun, get out before his reputation rubs off on you.

LOL. More ofthe same . There are now 4-5 sets of pap pictures from 2 days of being there. They are all kind of ‘perfect’ too. (besides the fact that orlando hasnt looked in the mirror lately). More of the same just stepping up their game for the show. its just like that first week in LA where they had to do several sets in different clothes to get in New Idea Magazine.

Even Leo and Bar don’t get followed that much. Anyone who doesn’t think these are set ups is hiding their head in the sand. This is all about something to prove. Oh, people don’t think we are effing? lets get naked for them.

self destruct @ 06/23/2008 at 6:03 pm

Maybe he is wanting to self destrct but Miranda had better watch out because he may drag her down with him.

Thats just it there are NEVER as many pap pics of Lep and Bar when they go on vacation!! I mean he is A LIST!!

I agree people are thick and dont want to face that hey Orlando may just be like that, I mean taking your clothes off and standing na-ked in a WINDOW rather than in the room is a bit obvious he really isnt that stupid. Face it -orli pops is an attention *****! Shame its backfired because his body has certainly seen better days- hes like melted butter. ewwww

LOL. Why did he have to do this now and not when he was at his best?? Then at least it would have been a good show to see!
Now its rubbish. Put your clothes on orli.

LOL. I hope the other gossips see through this obvious cry for attention.

Orlando, her brother goes around saying you have a small di–ck and you still go along with this? LOL. They talk smack about you when you don’t play the game. What will they do next time??

Has anyone seen the picture of Bloom’s áss from the hotel room? HOTTTTTTT.

LOL if you like flat asses, which I know some girls do, someone said on one pic it looks like he has cellulite :/

I prefer bottoms like peaches and his is droopy and flat, like most of his body is at the moment

He used to be hot, but no- not now- sad. I think some people pass their physical peak and he has by the look of him- his muscle tone is terrible for a man as young as him!

aPART FROM the few squeeing on elflady and you Regina most are gagging at the sight of his body all over the internet fans and non fans alike.

I wouldnt swap places with Miranda for anything… well unless she was with a hotter guy, maybe like her ex or Gerard Butler- now his body is woahhh as his his star rating right now!

Oh and by gagging at i dont mean gagging for I mean like balking -as in nearly vomiting- retching.

psst , kids @ 06/23/2008 at 6:44 pm

C’mon over to delpi where all the fun is at. We are having a great laugh at their expense.

C’mon over. It’s a hoot.

…for posting the pics of Orlando’s horrible ass! I nearly brought up my soup!!! Miranda BB what you doing with this freakazoid? Urgh! +shivers+

He is such a poser tosser!!! In those pics he loves himself, but why? Why be proud of your middle aged body when you are only 31?? He is so up himself its not funny.

I always thought Miranda was a nice, down to earth girl and she is with this big headed tosser!!! Maybe I was wrong?

Dear Twit & Twat, @ 06/23/2008 at 7:17 pm

The both of you are stupid! I know you read here Randamay so I’m addressing this directly to you. By pulling this cheap stunt, not only have you single-handedly ruined his career, but you can forget your chances of becoming a world famous “Supermodel” at 25 years old. The two of you are now tabloid fodder. I hope you’re happy.

Sincerely,
Traumatized By Bad A$$

PS. His a$$ looks like curdled milk. You need to make him hit the gym.

Hottttttt! Orlando Bloom is a very lucky man!

She doesn’t care,. thats what she wants. He’s a fool for doing this to help he out. Her and her family mock him behind his back and post shitte about him when he doesnt’ give in and play her pap game.
He’s a bigger idiot than we thought! Dude is thick. She will turn on him in no time. What has he been taking? Baste ? Sonia? anyone?

I’ve been reading the press on this around the net and it’s sad they are all just saying he is a poser, looks like shitte and is a fool. Not a good move orli. I think even his fans know he is an okay actor but those that supported him wanted to believe he would get better. I think because he was a nice guy he got away with a lot in Hollywood because people liked and respected him. I think he is throwing away the last bit of good will and benefit of the doubt. He isn’t much different than a Brody Jenner now. It’s amazing what just over a year can do to you. Look where he was last May and how good he looked?

Those pics of Bloom on the beach are sick man.. what happened to his buff body from kingdom of heaven? Urgh he looks like hes got cancer or sumthin, i didnt want to see his disgusting ass either!!

Miranda- you are wasted on him¬

Miranda Kerr.. you are an unlucky girl, he was once a hunk and a star- but not now.

The pictures of him at the beach are outrageous. He knew the paps around but he intentionally stood butt naked in front of the the door that shows he is an exhibitionist and his body is not good for showing.
That is terrrible!
Maybe this girl is using him for publicity because her comment about him is very dry and unemotional for them being together.

Total Stunt.
A few shippers wil fall for it.
The rest know it’s him trying to prove something
to those who have been giving them a hard time for the show they have been putting on.

It wil come back to bit him in his pasty white azz. Don’t worry.
He looks like a fool. A pale old saggy fool.

I agree big deal, his body is just yukky!! I think he is also an exhibitionist who believes what people were saying about him 4 years ago still stands today, sadly he is deluded because that doesnt apply now at all, he has changed facially- and not for the better and his body is just a mess! I actually felt sick esp when I saw that ass and his thighs!!

I dont know if Miranda is enjoying the publicity because I hear he is crap in bed, so surely she maybe isnt enjoying that- but I still say she can do a whole lot better than a washed up ex teen idol. If I was her I would take up Gerard Butlers offer of work or whatever it was and cosy up to him- that guy is hot stuff.

I bet his coq is tiny.. I hope he dosnt do P0rn movies next, I dont wanna see his tiny shriveled junk when I’m enterataining the missus!!! But a lot of has beens turn to p0rn, and he obviously is proud of his saggy sago body!

Do you really, really, really, I mean really, think he stood in the doorway showing his naked bum to a pap with a very powerful less (though not a very good quality one) to “help her out”?

Really????

Beauties at the beach.... @ 06/23/2008 at 8:15 pm

She looks wonderful!

And, I’m so glad you think he’s so, what’s the word, “yukky”.

He can stand naked in my doorway anytime!

I’m not 92, but I agree! Helping her out- schelping her out, whatever Orlando does either planned or not- its all for orlando. He isnt a victim in any way.

I dont care if its planned or not, but my god what a ugly body he has.

She looks fine, but yes the majority of people where the pics have been posted have said less than glowing things about his body and nobody likes him in general anyway.

But each to their own and all that- I hope one day you get your wish ;)

Orlando what happened to you? you look like you have aged 10 years in 6 months and your body!! my god!! I am really shocked! WOW!

Miranda looks so elegant on the beach. I cant believe she would be with such an unfit I love myself slob

He looks like the last turkey in the shop!!!

Talk about beauty and the beast!

He makes Adrian Camilleri look handsome!

Miranda what are you thinking, you shouldve gotten with him in about 2003 before Kate had a chance as he was better in all ways then, now he looks more than 10 years older than you.What apparent fit man has a body like that? He used to always be so buff!!

He lets you down as you are so young and fresh.

To remind ppl of the mess that is orlando Bloom- the once hot man who is hot no more>>

http://www.elflady.com/orlandolove/showpost.php?p=597460&postcount=92

I’m with those that think the whole thing and all the pics was just one more pr stunt with these two.

I know her friends said she was a spoiled brat who just would do anything to be the girl everyone envied. LO-freaking L. That is why she wanted Orlando so much. Not him but she wanted to be the girl that had the boy-doesn’tmatter if she really likes the boy or not.

Oh how that did not turn out the way it was meant to be. LOL.
He looks like crap and yes, I agree above, Adrian the jailbird was hotter than this mess here. She does look toned in the pics but her boobs are way saggy for a girl that age. Between his saggy bum and stomach and her saggy boobs and double chins they both look like they are heading for the old folks home. Sorry honey, nothing to envy here. Keep moving along people, next! LOL!!!!!

What will they have in store next??

face is not pretty. only thing going for her is the body.
face is a bad version of cameron diaz, and nose is ugly

m5 toll bar @ 06/23/2008 at 8:58 pm

I agree with you, it isnt envy , in fact I think she could do better than him now and I dont care for the girl! I agree he was at his best from 2001-2006, since then its all been IKKY. It is a shame as I dont care who he dates,so I wouldve still liked him even if you girls hadnt, but seeing these pics and the pics over the last few months has made me relaise his looks are gone, he is hardly handsome like he was anymore, his body is a saggy mess like everyone everywhere is saying, so I couldnt hit that anymore, I am so surprised that Miranda can she must make him wear his clothes in bed lol!

He definetly hasnt done yoga for a long time judging by those photos. He has very slack muscle tone. He does not make efforts for the girl he is with, she should dump him, I’m free Miranda. LOL I did like yiu better with Brent, I used to be on your friends on myspace - i was not a friend but a fan, and I still think that I am heartbroken that you are with this man, he is horrible and vain and uncarring, you deserve better!

I also meant to say that I wish you all the best in the world, but I must say that orlando is not liked everywhere but his sad little fans- I worry that you will gethis reputation and your reputaion is so good, I dont want you to have him ruin you!

If orlando slit his sagged skin he could go shoplifting and hide 3 piece suites!

And to think that he was once the sexiest man in PEOPLE magazine- I think we can safetly say that that will never happen again.

Aww now,now! It can’t be nice when you slide down the ratings and end up at D list and your looks begin to fade and your glory days are behind you, never to be lived again, I guess its hard and maybe soul destroying, i think by the look of him he has been depressed over this- ate too much food and then went on a crash diet to lose the weight resulting in the loose loss of muscle tone skin.

I think he is fighting a losing battle though as he is going rapidly downhill in his looks and career and MOST of the general public diss him all over when he is brought up, I just wonder if he will end up z list and drag Miranda down with him ?

orlando press @ 06/23/2008 at 9:49 pm

This was on another blog today with the pictures of him by the pool:

(((Orlando Bloom stands in a pool waiting for women to throw themselves at him. Or men. He’s not picky.

I’ve had nothing but a bad feeling for Orlando ever since the incident where he wrecked the car and walked away, leaving his friends bleeding. That is the act of a truly vile person. And I don’t care that he went back…his first instinct was to flee and he had to be talked into reversing course. I hope the women who got smashed up in the wreck realize now what a disgusting individual Orlando really is.)))

I think things might finally catch up with him now. The tide is turning and he isn’t doing anything to change it by playing tabloid games with
a cabbage patch kid.

If you add to that during this time period(or there abouts) he was also cheating with Miranda over the summer and fall. I think if you put all of those things together you will see the man we are dealing with here. It’s just coming out more and more now.

wont sleep tonite @ 06/23/2008 at 10:25 pm

after seeing those pics of Bloom.. you know I used to be a fan… but he looks so… so used.. Miranda looks about 12 next to him.. god is it coke or something?

Is it just me or is he giving the paps the “thumbs up” sign in this photo?:

http://img197.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=58887_005_122_151lo.JPG

there is a god @ 06/23/2008 at 10:30 pm

Y’know for years as a man I have had to put up with my girlfriend drooling over this shiit and FINALLY -today after seeing these photos she said the words I have longed to hear.. those words were “Urgh no way!” At last Bloom has turned ugly and his body is no longer fit.

Thank you Orlando! My girlfirend no longer drools over you she now thinks you are a total unattractive mess!!

Mick

In what way do you mean?

the hand behind his back. Could mean it but not sure.

C’mon, all these pics in a day or two? How attention hungy do they have to be.

ahh I see what you mean, yes you could be right about that. Oh yes I think this is more crap from them in any case. It is just funny that they think people will be fooled,but no matter, as I can see the general public are not liking him in any case, they seem more against him than ever in some places, I did notice on ohnotheydidnt that they used to adore Miranda there, now since the Gorbechov pics they have seemed to dislike her all of a sudden, so as you can imagine today was a lot worse. I think it is because they cant stand Orlando much over there that they now dislike her for being with him as they think he is as fake as can be anwyay a lot were saying how ugly he is and more or less retching at the look of him and his body.

I think it will be only a matter of time before they become a “disliked” couple by the general public if that is anything to go by- the people there live for whats in the tabloids and online in gossip places and stuff like PEOPLE so if they dont like them, well that doesnt bode well seeing as they are such a mix of different people.

I agree about OH NO THEY DIDNT- They have been getting a lot of exposure, they have been mentioned in online tv magazines, yahoo, AOL, celebs know of it also, and I have heard that some tabloid journos actually go there for their gossip because it is all in one place, so it isnt exactly just poo pooed as “just an LJ”, it is growing all the time and getting mentioned in big places.

Gosh, what did Orlando ever do to you nuts jobs to make you so full of bitterness and anger towards him and his current girlfriend? Not date you!?! I don’t dislike him or love him, but he seems to be a sweet enough guy and undeserving of your ranchor, lies, and vile comments. JMO.

Nut jobs> lol I think you will find a lot from what I can see are Miranda fans saying bad yhings about him- so you admit they are nutjobs?

Orlando is disliked, by some of his ex fans, some of Miranda’s fans and by the general public- thats the way it is, you are sadly in the minority- I dont think the Miranda fans are jelaous that they arent datiing him- men or women lol go back to the drawing board for your insults, ppl think he is an ugly mess- thats life- get over it. He isnt the only celbrity on this boards being bashed.

Speaking for myself I wouldnt date him in a million years, he DOES look a saggy bodied mess, I couldnt care less who he dates, I think everyone is aware that they would never get a chance to date him, nobody is 12 here- well most arent. It is called eye candy- but unfortunately he doesnt even have that as a selling point anymore.

Aww you are a needle in a very large haystack- stay lost! :)

Yeah he so sweet I’m sure, you just keep telling yourself that after all sweet men leave their friends bleeding in a car crash that they had… so sweet!!!

you all need to get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont you see? EVERYONE is over it! Bloom has become a laughing stock, and NOT jsut with his own fans- cant you accept that?Must be hard I know but every dog has his day and he had his YEARS ago, it is now over. So yeah everones over it, the whole internt it calling him all kinds, its not going down well and these are NON ORLANDO FANS… read it and weep. Even HER fans are hating on him! What does THAT tell you? That they are sick of Miranda looking like a laughing stock with him??

Tell me what has Bloom, a part from money and a wannabe supermodel, he hasnt the looks anymore, nor the acting skills, SHAME becasue thats tough- for an actor.

I’m sure most wont be posting here anymore, we now have the whole internet to laugh at him on- who needs jared? Not me so byeeee

right on, sister!

kiinoqueen @ 06/24/2008 at 6:31 am

I not know I see the pics of her and him and i think where look like
Baby and Ken
where only a couple not more.

I think she would like them to look like Barbie and Ken but they’re rather like Cindy and some of Ken’s friend. lol

What a hunka, hunka burnin’ love!

And, she ain’t so bad either!!!!

sex on the beach... @ 06/24/2008 at 11:21 am

it’s the hottest. You just can’t wait to get at it. Sometimes you forget to shut the door - whoops! I hate when that happens.

yea, too bad they look like my grandparents do when they are doing it. Nothing to see there so lets hope they keep the door shut.

that saggy azz of his and her tities are just gross to look at.

damn shame @ 06/24/2008 at 12:11 pm

He did all that for publicity. I hope somebody finally gives his sorry ass a role.

poor poor fangirl @ 06/24/2008 at 12:25 pm

#127 Don’t worry about the nasty comments because it is the same fangirl making them over and over under different names trying to pretend it’s lots of people.

It is all rather sad and pathetic to be consumed with such jealousy over
a couple she has never met…..poor thing!

The laughs keep coming @ 06/24/2008 at 12:47 pm

Looks like even the gay sites are having a go at him.

http://www.legayblog.com/2008/06/hello-orlando-b.html

You must have some hot looking grandparents…but, you really should be watching them…

Aww, you keep telling yourself if it makes you feel better. But they’re being laughed at far beyond what’s posted at JustJared. Check out the other links posted in this thead and the hundreds of posts mocking them on ONTD. It’s not jealousy, it’s comedy.

I just realized, their room is on the ground floor. That one picture of him looking at the older women sunning themselves, isn’t he standing by the balcony/patio door to their room? Guess that makes things easier for the paps, no?

hypertyper @ 06/24/2008 at 4:53 pm

Orlando is hot, Miranda is hot, I love them both.

you're fat @ 06/25/2008 at 2:09 am

I can’t believe all the people who don’t find her attractive. There sure are a lot of bitter fatties out there!

miranda kerr is the best model around! go australians :D

her face looks weird. like it’s been punched or something

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