Miranda Kerr is Smokin’ in Spain

I’m not 92, but I agree! Helping her out- schelping her out, whatever Orlando does either planned or not- its all for orlando. He isnt a victim in any way.

I dont care if its planned or not, but my god what a ugly body he has.

Orlando what happened to you? you look like you have aged 10 years in 6 months and your body!! my god!! I am really shocked! WOW!

Miranda looks so elegant on the beach. I cant believe she would be with such an unfit I love myself slob

He makes Adrian Camilleri look handsome!

Miranda what are you thinking, you shouldve gotten with him in about 2003 before Kate had a chance as he was better in all ways then, now he looks more than 10 years older than you.What apparent fit man has a body like that? He used to always be so buff!!

He lets you down as you are so young and fresh.

I’m with those that think the whole thing and all the pics was just one more pr stunt with these two.

I know her friends said she was a spoiled brat who just would do anything to be the girl everyone envied. LO-freaking L. That is why she wanted Orlando so much. Not him but she wanted to be the girl that had the boy-doesn’tmatter if she really likes the boy or not.

Oh how that did not turn out the way it was meant to be. LOL.
He looks like crap and yes, I agree above, Adrian the jailbird was hotter than this mess here. She does look toned in the pics but her boobs are way saggy for a girl that age. Between his saggy bum and stomach and her saggy boobs and double chins they both look like they are heading for the old folks home. Sorry honey, nothing to envy here. Keep moving along people, next! LOL!!!!!

What will they have in store next??

I agree with you, it isnt envy , in fact I think she could do better than him now and I dont care for the girl! I agree he was at his best from 2001-2006, since then its all been IKKY. It is a shame as I dont care who he dates,so I wouldve still liked him even if you girls hadnt, but seeing these pics and the pics over the last few months has made me relaise his looks are gone, he is hardly handsome like he was anymore, his body is a saggy mess like everyone everywhere is saying, so I couldnt hit that anymore, I am so surprised that Miranda can she must make him wear his clothes in bed lol!

I also meant to say that I wish you all the best in the world, but I must say that orlando is not liked everywhere but his sad little fans- I worry that you will gethis reputation and your reputaion is so good, I dont want you to have him ruin you!

Aww now,now! It can’t be nice when you slide down the ratings and end up at D list and your looks begin to fade and your glory days are behind you, never to be lived again, I guess its hard and maybe soul destroying, i think by the look of him he has been depressed over this- ate too much food and then went on a crash diet to lose the weight resulting in the loose loss of muscle tone skin.

I think he is fighting a losing battle though as he is going rapidly downhill in his looks and career and MOST of the general public diss him all over when he is brought up, I just wonder if he will end up z list and drag Miranda down with him ?

This was on another blog today with the pictures of him by the pool:

(((Orlando Bloom stands in a pool waiting for women to throw themselves at him. Or men. He’s not picky.

I’ve had nothing but a bad feeling for Orlando ever since the incident where he wrecked the car and walked away, leaving his friends bleeding. That is the act of a truly vile person. And I don’t care that he went back…his first instinct was to flee and he had to be talked into reversing course. I hope the women who got smashed up in the wreck realize now what a disgusting individual Orlando really is.)))

I think things might finally catch up with him now. The tide is turning and he isn’t doing anything to change it by playing tabloid games with
a cabbage patch kid.

after seeing those pics of Bloom.. you know I used to be a fan… but he looks so… so used.. Miranda looks about 12 next to him.. god is it coke or something?

Y’know for years as a man I have had to put up with my girlfriend drooling over this shiit and FINALLY -today after seeing these photos she said the words I have longed to hear.. those words were “Urgh no way!” At last Bloom has turned ugly and his body is no longer fit.

Thank you Orlando! My girlfirend no longer drools over you she now thinks you are a total unattractive mess!!

Mick

the hand behind his back. Could mean it but not sure.

C’mon, all these pics in a day or two? How attention hungy do they have to be.

I agree about OH NO THEY DIDNT- They have been getting a lot of exposure, they have been mentioned in online tv magazines, yahoo, AOL, celebs know of it also, and I have heard that some tabloid journos actually go there for their gossip because it is all in one place, so it isnt exactly just poo pooed as “just an LJ”, it is growing all the time and getting mentioned in big places.

Nut jobs> lol I think you will find a lot from what I can see are Miranda fans saying bad yhings about him- so you admit they are nutjobs?

Orlando is disliked, by some of his ex fans, some of Miranda’s fans and by the general public- thats the way it is, you are sadly in the minority- I dont think the Miranda fans are jelaous that they arent datiing him- men or women lol go back to the drawing board for your insults, ppl think he is an ugly mess- thats life- get over it. He isnt the only celbrity on this boards being bashed.

Speaking for myself I wouldnt date him in a million years, he DOES look a saggy bodied mess, I couldnt care less who he dates, I think everyone is aware that they would never get a chance to date him, nobody is 12 here- well most arent. It is called eye candy- but unfortunately he doesnt even have that as a selling point anymore.