Orlando Bloom is Sexy in Spain

Orlando’s once promising career has been reduced to pap set-ups with a cabbage patch faced panty model.

*FAINT* HOTTER THAN HELL BABY!!! Orlando that is;-P
Miranda is pretty!

Hey Jare, where’s the one of his butt? I think you forgot to post a few photos from Orli’s steamy little vacation, lol. These shots are great though! Thanks for sharing.

I think Jared is being sarcastic about orlando looking sexy. This is two day old news though. It’s all been said already. Everyone has already seen his sad state of affairs.

No áss shot?

btw, what happen happened to his knee?? i was lmao with his face while he was looking that old lady in #13

You think so?
maybe the key is to stop paying attention to them then.
The bigger names know whats up.

The real comedy starts now.

….for the conspiracy theorists, that is. LOL. Hahahahahaha!

Gorgeous couple. Orlando seems very taken, and Miranda has a killer bod. Haters are going to commit harakiri. Let them, I say. Hahahaha!

Ooole!!!!
canarias is a paradise!!spain,is a paradise!jeje…
sun,hot,beaches,parties……lol…and a lot more things!
from spain——————-

Its just not funny anymore……….poor Orlando, you had potential once upon a time….

yeah i think so…he is always talking on the phone…He put his thumb up behind his back…like take a pic of us…..
He would never show his ass in the public….

Can you really call it a vacation if someone doesn’t work?

Unless doing PR for d-list modeling gigs can be considered a job.

Good point. Vacation from what? The last pr stunt they pulled?

Desperate. It’s just old and sad now. Kind of how he looks too!

I don’t get what his hotness is. I like the character he played in Lord of the Rings; his pirate character, not so much. He was suppose to be the STAR of those movies, but Johnny Depp stole his thunder. That had to suck. I like Depp however. He’s a good actor. From photos of Bloom he looks like a nerd. Might be a nice guy, but hot? nah!

absolutely! What a great looking couple - woo hoo!

my sis is hot

Is she actually smileing for the paps and then gets up so they can get a frontal shot.

Jaded, you made me laugh out loud, thanks:)

I just wanna know why these two always sport the same style sunglasses, first it was Aviators now it’s Ray Bans. Not sure about them and the publicity only romance but if true, I am sure those companies are thanking them.

oh sweet lord in heaven. this is better than when hugh jackman goes to the beach!

Orlando you are hot but sorry your girlfriend is not!

nobody believes on this “relationship” I had a the first moment a bad feeling. And i think that is true…

Orlando is not in the great shape he was 2-3 years ago and he looks to be aging rather quickly now which surprises me since he was so boyish and youthful-looking just a few years ago. I think he acts like a man who feels defeated (in spite of his supposed ‘blooming romance’ with the gorgeous V.S. model). It’s likely because of career woes since his seems to be stalled and going nowhere right now. I feel kind of sorry for him and remember how happy-go-lucky, animated and full of potential he seemed back in the LOTR days. Too bad. Hope he can get his life (and career) back on track. He’s always seemed like a pretty nice guy even if abit naive and/or immature in some ways.

my sis makes me tingle “down there”. Is that normal?

Then Jared and I have two very different interrpretations of SEXY. She is just trashy looking, and well he has gone to pot, in one way or another

Miranda’s bikini runway photos http://www.pro-thinspo.com/mirandakerrindexpage.html from the other day are beautiful inspiration to you ladies out there.

Kate definitely got the good years, his looks faded in the last year

Aww, he was such a cutie a few years back. What happened??

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

baaHAHAHAHAHA

This is from the blog Hollywood Tuna. This is not an anon post but the writer of the blog.

“The picture says it all… Orlando Bloom looks like something that AIDS infested transvestite prostitutes would not use for a tampon ”

Oh, how the mightly have fallen.

Orlando Bloom is never sexy, just don’t see the appeal of his dorky ass!

miranda……HOT!!!

olrando……..NOT!!!

..stop it…….just stop it!!!!!!!!!
stop being so mean!!!!! its cruel!!!!!
to say such things, its so heartless how can you???!!!!!
please just stop it hurts,
it hurts when you say such sensless things about people!!!
i dont know why i care, but i do,
when you call him names, insult him, mock him…why???
it hurts please just stop!!!!
what sort of pleasure do you get??
to say shes ugly?? do you get joy in that?? have you ever seen the look on someones face when you say such a thing to them?? i have. its like watching their soul get torn apart, you see it in their face….
it HURTS THEM!!!!!!!!
please…. why must you….why must everyone be so cruel???
is that the world we want??/ to live in?? to raise our familys in??
such sensless words…

maybe because these two don’t care about the people they have hurt.
Just a wild guess.

get a life please

I have been in this hotel that is in the island of Gran Canaria also there they visit the city of Las Palmas is a beautiful island.

i saw his pasty ass from egotastic. yuck

Miranda is so beautiful and has an amazing body. Even if Orlando has put on a tiny bit of weight, he still looks good and 3 weeks with a personal trainer would have him back in perfect shape in no time. A lot of actors seem to do this in between movies, even Brad Pitt, it’s hard to have a buff body all the time, they are human after all. They look so good together, maybe an engagement soon??……they will have seriously good looking kids!

Hey, I am from Australia and Miranda is so lucky! She won the dolly model search comp which i witnessed! good luck to her! She is so pretty and not to mention the body!

paula **** it up your sweet little **** you **********

Does anyone know where her bikini is from??

@70 They are laughing so hard they can’t type.

@ Jaded

You are so right ; )

He’s got breast implants dude, that’s not cool. You can easily see it, that’s not cool

You don’t think she was actually reading that Buddhism book do you? Please it was all part of the stunt.

This is a beautiful couple, they look relaxed and happy together. Good on them!

#63 don’t worry about the haters. It was always a fact that a certain type of Orlando’s fans would turn on him when they could no longer pretend that he wasn’t in a real relationship by making up silly theories. These pictures make it clear as day that these two are having sex and some fangirls just can’t deal with that even fanboys are saying nasty a** stuff cuz their jealous he’s with Miranda. Fangirls make all kinds of protests that jealousy isn’t why but that just doesn’t fly for the rational majority. Fact is, Orlando has been off work for a year and there has been nothing going on except him just living his life, so to have something to chat about…

A SOAP OPERA IS BORN.

Come on, what has Orlando really done that any tabloids or news shows would even find interesting. Badmouthing fans? Beating up paps? Drug bust? Sex tape? Shoplifting? Um no.

Since it is none of the above and he’s supposed to be having this big showmance for publicity, where’s the show? Is he showing up at every celebutard event dragging Miranda down the red carpet for pictures. Um no.

For the world population- who don’t spend time looking over every gossip website for Orlando tidbits he’s lying as low as a popular celeb ever can. This will help his career alot over time, as well as losing his crazy fans cuz those just create disrespect. Plus look at celebs that are all over the tabs and tv constantly like the Cruises and Jolie/Pitts, no one is going to their movies cuz they are in our face too much!

You sound like the typical shipper:

“The fangirlz are jus jellus fat cowz beacause they’re having sexxx!”

Her frail ass looks like a match and his cracked-out ass looks like Amy Winehouse’s brother. No jealousy on my part. Trust.

Trust me, I didn’t suddenly think ya’ll would all of a sudden listen to anything rational or objective. I expect the hate speech to continue but you shouldn’t be suprised when people call you on it. Hope you eventually mature and grow out of this need to hate.

Maybe back when Orlando actually looked GOOD……..and had a bright future (seemingly) in front of him, there may have been a reason to be “jealous”.
But he is a shadow of his former self in every way.
I may not like Kate Bosworth (for many reasons OTHER than because she dated him) but at least she can say that she had him during all his “good” years. When his looks, talent (what little there was) and reputation as a human being were at their peak.
All this creepy Miranda chick got was the cold, sad, leftovers.
Enjoy, Randy….and I hope you lick the spoon, too!

I go back and forth on where I stand with these two. But whether they are a true couple or not, no one is denying they aren’t f-uck-in. Sure, we only see pictures, so who can really tell?

Where are the insiders these days?

As for what Orlando has done wrong? Hmm, let us think back, does car accident mean anything? Walking away from the scene only to go back when harassed.
One could also assume that he hasn’t taken on any major roles since then because he wants time for everyone to forget his wrong.
Who knows, I certainly don’t but I will question the image this guy sold because his actions speak differently each day.

Just think SGI may have hired him to but them on the map, young Hollywood star… I know, those things don’t happen, right?!

Forgot to add: No one turned on little orli boy just yesterday because they found out they were wrong or something. You would like to think that was the case. The only anger towards him was due to him being a sell out for being part of set ups which is something he said he didn’t want in his life. You know you are kidding yourself if you think these two are laying low. Orlando was able to keep quiet when he wants to but them when he meets with her its time to start the show again. Right.

If you are a friend trying to do damage control or just a shipper with their head in the sand it doesn’t matter. The game isn’t about posters anymore. The word is out and there are too many people that know of what happened since the early days and then in March. I hope they do try another stunt and I am sure it will go over as well as this one.

#100
That’s because they look miserable together and the show is taking a toll on them. Who will get exhauseted first?

……..Do you really think people on this blog don’t know you are the same fangirl posting negative comments over and over under
different names and trying to pretend there all Orlando fans who have turned on him??????……….I think you need to go and get help for your obsession, very scary!!!!

What about all the posts in other places like ONTD and IMDB where posts are under unique user names or other blogs like d-listed, Hollywood tuna, etc, or even the NZ Herald that are all saying similar things? Huh? Are all those different sources saying he looks like cr@p and his career is appropriately in the toilet being written by the same person? Face it honey, he’s making a fool of himself and is no longer taken seriously as an actor, if he ever was. Now he just doesn’t have better actors around him to prop him up.

#106 are you serious??? Really MK is online and all that activity starts?

Pathetic…

I’m poster 91,92 & 94. I didn’t change my screen name but I did address my comments to those posters who addressed me. Do you see the PS note on #92? That’s the continuation of my last post. You’d know that if you were paying attention.

Don’t try to play me and accuse me of running up the numbers on this blog because you’re mad I embarrassed your ass. Like I said before, if you want to defend something worthwhile, go vote or do some disaster relief. Bitching about what people have to say about these two isn’t making you a better person or your morals any less compromised. You’re just like everyone else here who rants about things that annoy them. This just isn’t your trigger.

,,,,,,just proves my point, you are posting multiply times, the tone of your comments is exactly the same, no matter how you try and disguise it, you keep giving yourself away……again “fangirl” you need to get help for your obsession……poor, poor, sad and delusional “fangirl”

You can call me a “fangirl” and I can call you a “shipper” but the damage has already been done. He fucked up big time and you know it , and that’s why you’re trying to put everyone in the same category as people who have been laughing at this **** from day one. It’s still not working. We all know who we are and we’re having a collective laugh-fest at the expense of these two dildos and there ain’t a damn thing you can do about it.

You need to get over your obsession with me and get yourself some help. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re working for this girl. Too late for doing damage control now. He’s done. Tell her I said thanks for ruining what left of his ****** career. Now he can spend more time with her while she achieves mediocrity. At least he did for her career in one year what she couldn’t do for herself in 10 years. Run go tell that!

Oh, she will tell herself that.

Did you read the discussion on this at delphiforums?
Strangely enough the same time this person came on here was the
same time Miranda came on to her site (or a few minutes after) as
well as within a few minutes of some new Olove poster claiming to
be a friend of Miranda’s and saying she is “modest”.(oh my!) hmm?

So yea, trying to deflect and say it’s all one person here is her latest ploy but many of the posters from imdb, delphi and ONYD and others post here as well.

don’t even say it! You know the “let’s get naked and prove it” stunt was for the Jared posters. Now she will try and get pregant just to spite you “because she can”.

LOL. She didn’t prove anything except that she is crazier then we thought.

I said it before i’ll say it again they should have let it fade to black and none of this would have happened.Sorry kerr the fame you want you want get while his star is fading so is yours you should have stayed with jay but that’s right he couldn’t make you a star remember.If I’m correct your career was doing better with jay and you seemed happier but now I see two people trying to prove they are together how sad is that. Now you keep telling yourself and friends and family were jealous because the fact is you no we are not your career is in dispair and so is his. But that is what you get when you act like a child we have no choice but to treat you like one. You should have stayed with jay after all wasn’t he the love of your life .You do dirt you get dirt. Have a great day everyone and even a greater laugh at this crap.Even a blind man can see what’s going on tell bloom that this crap doesn’t make him look like a man it actually makes him seem kinda gay.

What is the discussion here about??? About being that fangirl or not? Or about Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend???

This is about MIranda’s friends and Miranda herself, reading at this blog and other blogs anfd forums finding info of what poeple really think about her, and since her friend is so smart by telling us she reads hear we are giving her a peaice of our mind, we are not stupid to fall for her dumb little hints or coy talk BS anymore, we know what she does, why dosent she use someone else for fame.

We know what type of person she is and if she dosent like what poeple say about her then she should lay off looking herself up on the web. Geez she is so selfcentered to see what poeple say about her, she justs wants love from everyone becuase she thinks she is perfect.

She does these stupid interviews where she says that being a model isnt a big deal and she isnt a supermodel then why does she talk about living the life and poeple who disagree with her are jealous. She is a big headed with no brians model that get cheap little d list gigs. I thought David Jones was a high end fashion designer, but it’s just Oz version of a mall department store. If she doent like what we say then stop reading, having your friends fight your own battle is pathetic and sad.

…why her face looks so ……..lumpy…… from the side view……..????

Wanda, you probably didn’t have it made by dr. Hollywood. There was a “trend” couple years ago to have a c-section in the 8th month, since the baby’s weight growth is really rapid in the last trimester, and some “mothers” thought their skin will not be _that_ damaged if they don’t grow to full size. *sigh* I don’t know if people still do it though. Now pregnancy is “in” and I don’t follow most baby bumps closely, but they seem to end in time with a healthy baby and loving mom, bless their souls.

you know in this pic here I will admit you look good in a bikini

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5873631,00.jpg

I think it’s only because I am laughing so hard at the words written across you.

preeeetttyy lil thing.. most georgus girl in the world

miranda has been famous a long time before she met orlando.. her victoria secrets contract was signed even before she met him.. i think she could do alot better though.. hes a little overrated..
fav VS model
go miranda

He actually looks better when he isn’t so buffed up - very hot and they make a beautiful couple. I just hope we’ll get to see him on the screen again and he ends his silly sabbatical.

130-133 Can’t you at least wait half an hour between two posts, puppet master? Just to make it less obvious.

@sanitycheck - Why would it be such an outrage? As said before you, Britney and several others were photographed reading tabloids, yes, some of them probably read all about themselves, why, it is only human. Have you never googled your name?
Bruce Willis was once seen on a movie board discussing Die Hard 4 under an alias but then he decided to tell people it’s him and gave evidence. Do you think he’s the only celebrity with a PC and curiosity?
MK is known to have a MySpace page and posting on her fanboard. So she is familiar with the web. And yes, we _know_ for fact that she is reading OB boards, because she was caught mocking them in an interview by using a quote from one of them word by word. Also, after a couple of months we noticed in the DT snippets that she is changing her image according to what has been said here on JJ.
Besides, I’d rather be paranoid than naive.

Thank you for confirming who the hater really is. I never called you an idiot or delusional and never hinted at your age, nationality or family status, I am not even sure why you felt compelled to inform us about those. I gave you facts about past events that support my “delusions”.

@140 I never thought or meant to suggest that you would be MK. That is the only thing I have left to say to you.

lol so now if any posters say somethin nice about MK then that’s really MK ..hmm, so I can pretend to be her too. Hey that sounds fun.

Glad you brought that up I was thinking the same however I was wondering if it’s also because several of those places know what’s going on and aren’t giving it play. I think it’s more shady then just a friendly showmance.

To SaintyCheck, I will stand by Jaded and say that MK has posted here and her family as well and probably very often.If you want to think that is outlandish to think so fine. She has shown she does much more than that and yes, she gives responses to it in the DT almost all the time. No, it isn’t because we take ourselves so seriously as much as we think (and have seen time and again) that Miranda is tacky enough to not only post on places about herself but to pretend to be someone else. At this point it doesn’t matter, the people that need to know, already know.
The comments about her getting preggers I think started as a joke as to how we always give her ideas of what to do next .

I’m glad you noticed. We’re on a missing from God!. Just exposing one nasty fameho at time and the world will be a better place. You know everyone has to have a cause and this is a good one and not to mention a whole lot of laughs along the way.

The people saying she has an amazing body are f-d up in the head, really. She has ABSOLUTELY NO SHAPE! None at all…a woman should have curves (I’m not talking about fat either, though a little is acceptable)
What is wrong with people that a woman with NO hips and chest and bird legs is seen to have an “amazing” body. She looks like a boy in a bikini!! Are you guys serious?
Ugh, this is really disconcerting to me for some reason…

and no, I am not fat…lol…at all

Maybe they just meant she is tight.at least from the stomach down. The top half is pretty yuky and even old looking with the saggy boobs and the butterface granny chins at 25.

this guys career has gone down the plug hole with a resounding slurp….

followed swiftly by his looks and self respect……

ahhh i have a certain nostalgic feeling when i see LOTR now - i think that was when we all thought Orlando bloom showed promise

come on James McAvoy - we need a new male brit out there with his head firmly screwed on to take on hollywood - orlando’s so past it its painful!!

That didn’t mean that Jaded thought YOU had to be mk. She was asking if YOU googled your name. Celebs and non-celebs do it. She asked a question.

Not many comments on here these days.. I think that shows nobody cares as much these days.

Red Robin- Bitter is not just a drink in the UK huh? Must be awful that people arent stupid, and that they arent stupid enough to be sold a pile of shiit. If Hollywood dont give a crap about these 2- it says a hell of a lot -BB’S move on!!

Saintycheck she may also think about it while doing stuff which is commented.

@158 Obvious to you only. What I meant is “as it was said before your comment”, but I guess I wasn’t clear enough. Think what you will.

God I agree!!!

But it doesnt help when guys like Orlando date these kind of women TWICE.. kind of gives the message that is what he PREFERS.

Give me the VS model KAROLINA- they are saying she is too fat on the brazilian catwalk, yet I think her body is gorgeous and womanly My boyfriend agrees, when I asked him which body he thought was best (apart from mine obv lol) he said “Karolinas definately, he also said Miranda looked like jailbait” Says a lot about Orlandos “taste”

Come back about rhe PEOPLE… HE is pictured on the website only the one pic amonsgt 21 of other people, she isnt pictured only mentioned briefly.. not sure if thats in the mag, so in other words, people dont mind still having Orlando, but with Miranda- nah no ones bothered.. oh and the METRO paper, the pics arent used AT ALL just a lone pic of Orlando again from a few years ago lol

Thought I would be honest :)

How humiliating! To go to such extreme measures for exposure (pun intended) and then not even get much publicity outside of being laughed at on a few gossip blogs! It doesn’t look like her current strategy is working, randababy might need to latch onto another fool who’s not on his way to has-been to get publicity for her d-list modeling gigs.

if orlando is an has been why on earth are you here spilling your hate 24/7 you idiots the guy toke a BREAK from movies he said so after the play and pirates he said he would take LONG VACATION and that makes him an has been ? MAN WHO STARED IN TWO OF THE BIGGEST TRILOGIES IN HISTORY IN AN HAS BEEN? and for your information a picture of orlando in spain was in us weekly web site im sure the magazines will have the spain pictures in them this week as the pictures were almost in every gossip block

I agree with you, and appreciate your attempt at reasoning. But, I’m afraid it will do you no good here. Be forewarned the personal attacks against your mother will began. Ignore it and just try to figure out how Orlando could have possibly dumped so many posters here. :)

By saying that I take it you just ignored the “jealousy card” post which was spot on, if it was just a simple case of Orlando dating a pretty girl we would have “dumped” him back then dont you reckon , like they said the majority of people liked him and Kate together, the majority DONT like him and miranda together- think about it. Nobody feels dumped by anyone, I think you will find that people find all this highly amusing, is that what happens when you get dumped? I wouldnt know that as Ive never been dumped I am always the dumpee ;)

Maybe you just dont like to actually admit that for most it is not jealousy. added to the fact that a few weeks ago this wouldve had about 300-500 comments by now, the fact that it hasnt says that actually nobody is bothered about these anymore as its all samey. So no need to post for most, I, myself am posting about other celebrities on here, much better.. just popped in as someone who is laughing asked me to check it out at how people dodge certain points-like you just have.

Have fun.

O.K., what happened to that sweet guy with the cute smile and somewhat ‘dorky’ personality who didn’t take himself (or his ‘celebrity’ status) too seriously and vowed he’d never ‘go Hollywood?’ Where’s the down-to-earth kid who was always in awe of his own unexpected good fortune and only wanted a chance to prove himself as a serious actor? I’d like to know where he went. Looks like he threw everything away on a traveling circus sideshow. How sad for him and for everyone who believed in the man and his potential. Come back Orlando from the ‘Land of the Lost’ before it’s too late my friend. Don’t let those of us who want to believe you’ve still got it in you down. You can do it, you can pull yourself out of this bloody mess if you’re willing to make the effort. (I’ve still got faith in you bud!)

well said.

the pap induced accident, again? How long are we gonna beat that dead horse??

“questionable circumstances”? “questionable” being the operative word.

In fact, all our opinions here are “questionable”…

It’s not about the accident in and of itself. It’s about continued unpalatable behavior that INCLUDES the accident as well as lying and leading a lifestyle that is the antithesis of what he claimed to want.

If Orlando doesn’t want who he dates to be any of our business, then he shouldn’t p!mp the relationship to the paps and pose for their cameras. They are putting it out for public consumption, which makes it up for public comment.

i mean pulled together and can’t justify the hate on a total stranger

Actor Orlando Bloom during the 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to Benefit the Elton John…
i think Miranda was not where ,i dont now
here the pcis
http://www.wirelmage.com

“And also, I have noticed for around a year now, that he always looks either pissed, or sad…..why?”

Actually, he looked really happy in the photos with the kids in Nepal, and he looked really happy in the photos at lunch with Eric Bana. It’s just when he’s with Cabbage Patch that he looks tense and miserable.

Hmm funny you mention Nepal and the accident. Can’t see the forest for the trees maybe.. For someone who was on the *hitlist of the most hated and feared paparazzi in hwood a short time ago, you know, the ones who brought down some powerhouses, Tom C., Mel G., etc. Orlando sure is untouchable.

Oh and #146 it is entertaining to see some here try so hard to get out the word of Orlando’s oh so scandalous behavior w/MK. Gee, remember how angry TMZ was after Orlando’s accident. They just could not believe no one ran the footage of Orlando walking away. They tried so hard to get s**t to stick, no luck. Ha, instead he got only great press out of it. A star, an accident, and no drugs or alchohol. Unheard of. That’s the story everyone ran.

S**t doesn’t stick to Orlando. Anyone wonder bout that? Nah, probably just gullible enough to buy that the press isn’t interested.

Funny they were sure interested in his Nepal trip. His sliming on Kid’s Choice. More close-ups during the BAFTA’s than the nominees. Larry King. Filming in New York. These are sure what gets the bigtime press. If he goes with Sebastion you can bet the press will cover it. But who’s running the nekkid piccies? That’s the stuff tabloids live for. And the stuff that jurts careers. Do you really believe one of them wouldn’t love to take down golden boy a notch?

I don’t know, but think something else is going on here and all are going to be thrown a huge curveball, just offering a different take.

I’m gonna take a long shot here and throw out a new theory. Or at least I havent seen it mention here yet. This is hypothetical, so the f**king bluetard and any other screaming miranda worshippers can just take a f**king chill pill okay?

I think that Orlando knew that the pap was there. How could they not know? Miranda is looking right at them, and even smiling in some and he’s also looking right at them either before or after his towel drops and goes over his shoulder. So I’m going to play around with the theory out there that he just might want out of this mess and maybe by giving a butt shot to a pap lessens the blow to the public of any type of sexual blackmail Kerr might have over him such as pictures or recordings of any kind. I’m gonna put my money on something like that. If tapes or pictures of him suddenly show up mysteriously after they break up, of which they will break up its just a matter of time, then that will be proof enough to me that Miranda was blackmailing him into staying in this crappy relationship of which he looks utterly miserable. If they dont show up, its proof to me that Miranda gets all her ideas off reading his message boards and online fans remarks (that would be MY OPINION f**king bluetard). I realize that there is the option as well that there is no such blackmail material, but from where I see it, I think there is because to me he does not look or seem happy at all. F**king blutard, dont even bother commenting in response to me because you sound like a raving freak in everything you type.

@191 I didn’t think of that and you know what you could be right on it. With these two you never know but that was a really good point. Someone asked earlier about why orlando dates skinny girls .I think his mother is really tiny but i think the girlfriends before he made it big were regular size girls. I think the reason he looks so unhappy maybe he sold his self out a bit. You know what they say what’s the use of gaining the whole world and losing your soul. If it is true this movie is getting pushed back he needs to drop this crap with miranda and study his craft and stay out of the spotlight until the movie starts. You gotta study to show yourself approved. Hopefully no one get’s angry it’s just what i think.

guys, no offence, but what are we still doing here??????????????

lets go over to the new nice cabbage free thread and lets not give her, or pictures related to her anymore hits K?

Fox news has run the story that Orlando found “a dish worthy of the Gods” and it’s very positive for Orlando. Nothing of Orlando’s nekkid butt. Brief mention of MK sunbathing topless at the end. If they just ain’t interested in him, why write anything at all? The real juicy story is his bare a**. It’s okay by me if you guys want to think that, but I ain’t buying it. And if there’s a chance I’m right, then ya’ll might start thinking about possible reasons the press would keep mum.

Orlando is not as HOT in his movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, Elizabeth Town, Kingdom of heaven. HE doesn’t seems to shape-up and if his going to get his thigh or legs tan he should have worn a shorter pants. It’s a turn-off folding his pants like that. And I think MIranda Kerr is lovely with or without Make-up and she’s not skinny or anything. She looks fine too me. And I admitt Kate Bosworth is Pretty but Miranda Kerr’s body looks better than Kate Bosworth. I don’t hate them I have no reason to. Orlando you look out of shape. Most movie stars stop shaping up when their not making a movie. And by the way Orlando just finish making his movie “NY, I love” , maybe they’re just taking a vacation before going back to work.

Other people have made that comment, too - that Orlando can do so much better.

But think about it for a minute. With all the other women, including but not limited to actresses and models, Miranda Kerr is the one he CHOSE. Maybe she chose him, if you prefer to see it that way, but either way, he’s with her and not with anyone else. If he is with someone else on the side, then he has proven - yet again - that he can have his privacy and can keep his personal relationships private when he really wants to.

He’s gotten himself into a situation where no matter what he does and no matter how you look at it, he loses. Personally, I think he’s doing the best he can with what’s available to him, and Miranda is a willing PR participant, which he obviously needs. If he didn’t need it, he wouldn’t be dating her and he wouldn’t be participating in the fauxmance.

Sure you did.
More like you saw the picture of Orlando working at the airport for
the Audi article and decided to say this almost three weeks later after the other pictures of them looking uncomfortable together are being talked about.

Sure a requent poster who plugs for then just happen to see them then and never said anything until now.

#202

Actually you’re dead wrong:

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=193249&in_page_id=7

Duncan posted before the Audi article. Tee hee really pathetic of you LOL!

That doesn’t prove ANYTHING. It isn’t dated when “DUNCAN” posted. He/she could have posted right now. The date is from the date of the article, the 26th. The comments are ongoing just like this site is.
You can’t prove that at all sorry.

I thought she`s ok and a nice girl for grounded Orlando, but why does she pose with ass up for the cameras like a p-o-r-n star????
That has nothing to do with class.. I`m very disappointed….

“You know what made me happy getting to know him? That he’s genuinely that sweet a guy. Not a mean, nasty, malicious bone in his body. That’s rare today.” - Johnny Depp on Orlando Bloom.

I think you should all try and give Orlando a break here. He is just human afterall.

Well if Johnny holds him in such regard, then perhaps he could give Orlando some advice on being a well-respected actor who focuses on his craft and career instead of being a saggy famewhore doing pap-set ups to get publicity for a tacky ho’s d-list modeling events.

@213

I agree with you absolutely and i actually think that Orlando even mentioned that Johnny HAS in fact given him a lot of advice in the past. I’m sure the advice is stuck in there somewhere for orlando and i really do believe orlando does have a good heart and lots of integrity inspite of recent events. We all have our ups and downs - i just remind myself that most probably, if it were any other person who became as famous as quickly as orlando we’d see a much much much nastier picture. I think he deals with all the fame and attention remarkably well. Here’s hoping he will get on the right track again soon as far as his acting career goes;) !

As for all the Miranda haters and conspiracy theorist - haha omg you guys are very entertaining thanks. Don’t panick. .. it’s not like he’s introduced her to his mother yet is it? (he hasn’t yet has he??)
The day he introduces her to his mother is the day you’ll know he is serious about the relationship ;)
I can’t comment on her personality and character as i know absolutely nothing about her but as far as her looks go - woawie.. i’d kill to have a body like that!! Good going Orlando! Enjoy it while it lasts i say *wink*

PUT ON A SHIRT ORLANDO!!!!!! stop talkin on ur phone and start working. go to the gym. do something!