OlderOrlando Bloom is Sexy in Spain
Orlando Bloom and his Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr are smokin’ hot while vacationing together at the Gran Hotel Residencia on the Canary Islands in Spain over the weekend.
Orly, 31, strutted shirtless in the pool, where he also pulled up his pants to work on the tan on his legs. Miranda, 25, opted for a little topless action to even out her tan. She was seen reading Abdi Assadi’s “Shadows On The Path.” It’s a discussion on the often overlooked aspect of spiritual attainment: the shadow. According to the book, it’s a common misconception for spirituality to be viewed as movement toward the light instead of delving into, identifying and integrating repressed aspects of our psyche.
20+ pictures inside of Kerrbloom being their sexy selves in Spain…
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But Jaded…I had 2 c-sections and I’m still a lardass. Did I sign up for the wrong package?
OK, I’m going back to lurking.
Wanda, you probably didn’t have it made by dr. Hollywood. There was a “trend” couple years ago to have a c-section in the 8th month, since the baby’s weight growth is really rapid in the last trimester, and some “mothers” thought their skin will not be _that_ damaged if they don’t grow to full size. *sigh* I don’t know if people still do it though. Now pregnancy is “in” and I don’t follow most baby bumps closely, but they seem to end in time with a healthy baby and loving mom, bless their souls.
Addressing MIRANDA KERR AT #111 !!! Yes you Miranda, the one who keeps calling people FANGIRLS !!! Dude, seriously you really need to get your own therapy and get over yourself. I know it will be difficult for you since you have been sold out by your parents and agents since you were a young girl, but youre only 25 so maybe theres still hope for you to turn out to not be such a shallow selfabsorbed narcissist. Pretending you are anything less is just making you look like such an idiot. As well I think you are addicted to reading all the garbage and praises about yourself so take some advice and get off the internet! Brittney Speers has been caught many times at magazine stands reading stuff aboiut her self and surely that had to add to her going mental these last few years. Just giving you some good advice that you should take. Ignorance is bliss and dont forget that therapy.
you know in this pic here I will admit you look good in a bikini
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5873631,00.jpg
I think it’s only because I am laughing so hard at the words written across you.
you guys are insane… they are so hot together
preeeetttyy lil thing.. most georgus girl in the world
miranda has been famous a long time before she met orlando.. her victoria secrets contract was signed even before she met him.. i think she could do alot better though.. hes a little overrated..
fav VS model
go miranda
miranda has been famous a long time before she met orlando.. her victoria secrets contract was signed even before she met him.. i think she could do alot better though.. hes a little overrated..
fav VS model
go miranda
……Hahahahaha……you really think Miranda Kerr is posting on this blog??
once again……..poor, poor sad delustional fangirl…….
He actually looks better when he isn’t so buffed up - very hot and they make a beautiful couple. I just hope we’ll get to see him on the screen again and he ends his silly sabbatical.
Woah back the truck up, this isn’t funny anymore! Some of you are close to straight jacket time. You can’t honestly think everything these two do is for the benefit of you nutjobs. Oh right, you guys now think Miranda spends all her time reading here and then adjusts her behavior and then writes stuff all over the net to thwart you??? Right and if she gets pregnant, it’s just to thwart you guys right! Paranoid delusions of grandeur much? Oh and sherlocks, I’m just a lurker who comes here for a good laugh at times, but this is insanely scary. Like restraining order crazy. Get back in touch with reality and realize what the hell you’re doing to yourselves.
130-133 Can’t you at least wait half an hour between two posts, puppet master? Just to make it less obvious.
@sanitycheck - Why would it be such an outrage? As said before you, Britney and several others were photographed reading tabloids, yes, some of them probably read all about themselves, why, it is only human. Have you never googled your name?
Bruce Willis was once seen on a movie board discussing Die Hard 4 under an alias but then he decided to tell people it’s him and gave evidence. Do you think he’s the only celebrity with a PC and curiosity?
MK is known to have a MySpace page and posting on her fanboard. So she is familiar with the web. And yes, we _know_ for fact that she is reading OB boards, because she was caught mocking them in an interview by using a quote from one of them word by word. Also, after a couple of months we noticed in the DT snippets that she is changing her image according to what has been said here on JJ.
Besides, I’d rather be paranoid than naive.
Thank you for confirming how much you guys have gone around the bend. I am 38 yr. old woman from Nashua, NH you idiot. I’m also the mother of a 15 yr. old son and a 18 yr. old daughter and I only said something because as a mother the comments here were offensive beyond belief. I see that the effort was wasted so I’ll let you get back to your delusions, just remember what was said when reality comes knocking, as it always does.
I’d much rather be paranoid about the real evils in the world like disease and famine.
Thank you for confirming who the hater really is. I never called you an idiot or delusional and never hinted at your age, nationality or family status, I am not even sure why you felt compelled to inform us about those. I gave you facts about past events that support my “delusions”.
No, you just concluded and alluded to my post being made by MK herself. And yes, that is idiotic. If you don’t want to be called an idiot, don’t act like one. And I don’t hate anyone, just feel sorry.
@140 I never thought or meant to suggest that you would be MK. That is the only thing I have left to say to you.
“@sanitycheck - Why would it be such an outrage? As said before you, Britney and several others were photographed reading tabloids, yes, some of them probably read all about themselves, why, it is only human. Have you never googled your name?”
Then who were you addressing, you clearly wrote @sanitycheck.
lol so now if any posters say somethin nice about MK then that’s really MK ..hmm, so I can pretend to be her too. Hey that sounds fun.
What I think is funny is that there has been no mention of these photos or of them in any way on any of the entertainment shows here in the US. E, Access Hollywood, Extra , Daily 10….nothing. They even talked about JLo going to the same place in Spain, but no mention of Kerrbloom. No one outside of here really gives a rat’s ass about these two. I hope she doesn’t get herself knocked up just for attention. I wouldn’t put it past her even though I doubt she would want to blemish the only thing, besides him, she has going for her. All of the sites go on about how perfect her body is, and that I can’t argue, but there is so much more to a person than that and she has nothing else. I hope he doesn’t let that happen. Like I said, he better be wrapping because we have no idea how dirty she is!
Glad you brought that up I was thinking the same however I was wondering if it’s also because several of those places know what’s going on and aren’t giving it play. I think it’s more shady then just a friendly showmance.
To SaintyCheck, I will stand by Jaded and say that MK has posted here and her family as well and probably very often.If you want to think that is outlandish to think so fine. She has shown she does much more than that and yes, she gives responses to it in the DT almost all the time. No, it isn’t because we take ourselves so seriously as much as we think (and have seen time and again) that Miranda is tacky enough to not only post on places about herself but to pretend to be someone else. At this point it doesn’t matter, the people that need to know, already know.
The comments about her getting preggers I think started as a joke as to how we always give her ideas of what to do next .
LMAO! love how you poor fangirls think you are on a mission to spread the word about what monsters MK and OB are. Yur like the crusaders of truth lolololol.
I’m glad you noticed. We’re on a missing from God!. Just exposing one nasty fameho at time and the world will be a better place. You know everyone has to have a cause and this is a good one and not to mention a whole lot of laughs along the way.
I’m glad you noticed. We’re on a missing from God!. Just exposing one nasty fameho at time and the world will be a better place. You know everyone has to have a cause and this is a good one and not to mention a whole lot of laughs along the way.
The people saying she has an amazing body are f-d up in the head, really. She has ABSOLUTELY NO SHAPE! None at all…a woman should have curves (I’m not talking about fat either, though a little is acceptable)
What is wrong with people that a woman with NO hips and chest and bird legs is seen to have an “amazing” body. She looks like a boy in a bikini!! Are you guys serious?
Ugh, this is really disconcerting to me for some reason…
and no, I am not fat…lol…at all
googog
You are right…no sahpe, absolutely no shape…
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