Orlando Bloom is Sexy in Spain
Orlando Bloom and his Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr are smokin’ hot while vacationing together at the Gran Hotel Residencia on the Canary Islands in Spain over the weekend.
Orly, 31, strutted shirtless in the pool, where he also pulled up his pants to work on the tan on his legs. Miranda, 25, opted for a little topless action to even out her tan. She was seen reading Abdi Assadi’s “Shadows On The Path.” It’s a discussion on the often overlooked aspect of spiritual attainment: the shadow. According to the book, it’s a common misconception for spirituality to be viewed as movement toward the light instead of delving into, identifying and integrating repressed aspects of our psyche.
20+ pictures inside of Kerrbloom being their sexy selves in Spain…
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Maybe they just meant she is tight.at least from the stomach down. The top half is pretty yuky and even old looking with the saggy boobs and the butterface granny chins at 25.
Seriously, what’s happening to this guy’s career? This is now the only way he gets any attention.
this guys career has gone down the plug hole with a resounding slurp….
followed swiftly by his looks and self respect……
ahhh i have a certain nostalgic feeling when i see LOTR now - i think that was when we all thought Orlando bloom showed promise
come on James McAvoy - we need a new male brit out there with his head firmly screwed on to take on hollywood - orlando’s so past it its painful!!
“Yur like the crusaders of truth ”
LOL. I’m glad you can see it’s the truth.
That didn’t mean that Jaded thought YOU had to be mk. She was asking if YOU googled your name. Celebs and non-celebs do it. She asked a question.
What about exposing some retards as you are? the world will be even better.
Not many comments on here these days.. I think that shows nobody cares as much these days.
Red Robin- Bitter is not just a drink in the UK huh? Must be awful that people arent stupid, and that they arent stupid enough to be sold a pile of shiit. If Hollywood dont give a crap about these 2- it says a hell of a lot -BB’S move on!!
@155, to quote Jaded again-
“As said before YOU, Britney, and several others were photographed reading tabloids.”
That is an obvious intimation that I was MK.
Why do all of you complain about anyone you think impolite when you spout the worse kind of hatred for Miranda? I guess that way you can hate on her all you want and no one can say anything about it. Fair that is. What if Miranda actually did have a baby and that baby grew up and someday read the stuff you all write. You just might want to think about that.
Saintycheck she may also think about it while doing stuff which is commented.
WHY the hell do people keep saying that chick has a great body……I have yet to see a hip, a breast (okay, she’s proved several times she has nipples, but so does Orlando), a buttock,or a single lucious WOMANLY curve anywhere on her. All I saw was a cubby tw*t, and a gross big mole on her nonexistant butt.
Is this what we’ve come to with the anorexia crazy?…..that a body of a ten-year-old boy is called “amazing”?
Then Keira Knightley must be the next Playboy centerfold!
@158 Obvious to you only. What I meant is “as it was said before your comment”, but I guess I wasn’t clear enough. Think what you will.
LMAO!!!!
Just did a check to see what tabloids these 2 made with this “nekkid” thingy and all the other pap pics- guess which tabloid they made>>
PEOPLE MAG-NOPE
US WEEKLY- NOPE
STAR MAGAZINE-NOPE….
METRO NEWSPAPER!!!! LMFBAO! WHICH IS GIVEN FREE ON UK PUBLIC TRANSPORT LMFBAO!!! OH WHAT A D LIST PILE OF CRAP- WHY BOTHER BB’S?? Seriously that is BAAAAD when that is the only printed tabloid you can make hehehehehe!!!
Methinks the world dont give a damn about your relationship apart from about 50 fans that are left in Blooms fanbase! Oh Miranda what have you done?? Why have you gone from heroine to… zeroine, hooking up with him…. I used to be such a fan as well!!! Now you are just a joke, when the tabs dont wnt to know you are in serious trouble, aww and you invited wireimage too, all that money for nothing! Oh well at least Blooms ugly ass gave people some laughs.
God I agree!!!
But it doesnt help when guys like Orlando date these kind of women TWICE.. kind of gives the message that is what he PREFERS.
Give me the VS model KAROLINA- they are saying she is too fat on the brazilian catwalk, yet I think her body is gorgeous and womanly My boyfriend agrees, when I asked him which body he thought was best (apart from mine obv lol) he said “Karolinas definately, he also said Miranda looked like jailbait” Says a lot about Orlandos “taste”
I have to laugh when Miranda’s “friends” go onto orlandos fan forums to post (sad effs) saying people who dislike her are “jealous” so can I ask these people who claim this WHY when Orlando dated Kate Bosworth (who is more beautiful that Miranda facially) the MAJORITY liekd them as a couple? Now the MAJORITY dislike O+M as a couple, so how the hell does jealousy come into that? Esp when mirandas friend is claiming the jealousy is because she “has orlando” Kate “had him” for FOUR YEARS!!!! Bad arguement I’m afraid.Better think of another reason…
Come back about rhe PEOPLE… HE is pictured on the website only the one pic amonsgt 21 of other people, she isnt pictured only mentioned briefly.. not sure if thats in the mag, so in other words, people dont mind still having Orlando, but with Miranda- nah no ones bothered.. oh and the METRO paper, the pics arent used AT ALL just a lone pic of Orlando again from a few years ago lol
Thought I would be honest :)
“when the tabs dont w[a]nt to know you are in serious trouble…”
You’re right about that. If he would have focused more on his acting skills and less on building a rep as a ladies’ man, he’d be in a better place in his career. Not doing silly stunts like this. Poor guy.
How humiliating! To go to such extreme measures for exposure (pun intended) and then not even get much publicity outside of being laughed at on a few gossip blogs! It doesn’t look like her current strategy is working, randababy might need to latch onto another fool who’s not on his way to has-been to get publicity for her d-list modeling gigs.
Okay, she has a body without shapes, no curves…! But we all know that Orlando likes girls who are mega thin, too thin…for whatever reason…!? Doesn’t he prefer touching a sexy butt or breasts…!? I think she does not look good enough to eat…
BUT what do you think about him? That he is superficial and only interested in a person’s looks…maybe she is such a nice person and they are really in love…!? ;-)
http://www.theinsider.com/news/674046_ORLANDO_BLOOM_WALKS_DOG_WITH_HIS_LOVE
that is pretty horrible…
if orlando is an has been why on earth are you here spilling your hate 24/7 you idiots the guy toke a BREAK from movies he said so after the play and pirates he said he would take LONG VACATION and that makes him an has been ? MAN WHO STARED IN TWO OF THE BIGGEST TRILOGIES IN HISTORY IN AN HAS BEEN? and for your information a picture of orlando in spain was in us weekly web site im sure the magazines will have the spain pictures in them this week as the pictures were almost in every gossip block
US and People both only had pictures of Orlando on their site and none of cabbage girl.
I agree with you, and appreciate your attempt at reasoning. But, I’m afraid it will do you no good here. Be forewarned the personal attacks against your mother will began. Ignore it and just try to figure out how Orlando could have possibly dumped so many posters here. :)
*** for tat, just playing according to your rules.
By saying that I take it you just ignored the “jealousy card” post which was spot on, if it was just a simple case of Orlando dating a pretty girl we would have “dumped” him back then dont you reckon , like they said the majority of people liked him and Kate together, the majority DONT like him and miranda together- think about it. Nobody feels dumped by anyone, I think you will find that people find all this highly amusing, is that what happens when you get dumped? I wouldnt know that as Ive never been dumped I am always the dumpee ;)
Maybe you just dont like to actually admit that for most it is not jealousy. added to the fact that a few weeks ago this wouldve had about 300-500 comments by now, the fact that it hasnt says that actually nobody is bothered about these anymore as its all samey. So no need to post for most, I, myself am posting about other celebrities on here, much better.. just popped in as someone who is laughing asked me to check it out at how people dodge certain points-like you just have.
Have fun.
what? now his fans loved kate? and people loved them together? that is a lie kate got as much hate as miranda is but the difference is now some lunatics are hating on orlando too if you were at the time were kate and orlando were together you would see people that she was called names i can’t even repeat what are you toking about? as i said the difference is orlando had a free pass for everything and kate got all the blame poor orlando has those type of fans they can’t handle him dating a woman so they bash and bash her it makes no difference who she is or what she does i remember when he had something with penelope cruz she wasn’t loved either wonder why
O.K., what happened to that sweet guy with the cute smile and somewhat ‘dorky’ personality who didn’t take himself (or his ‘celebrity’ status) too seriously and vowed he’d never ‘go Hollywood?’ Where’s the down-to-earth kid who was always in awe of his own unexpected good fortune and only wanted a chance to prove himself as a serious actor? I’d like to know where he went. Looks like he threw everything away on a traveling circus sideshow. How sad for him and for everyone who believed in the man and his potential. Come back Orlando from the ‘Land of the Lost’ before it’s too late my friend. Don’t let those of us who want to believe you’ve still got it in you down. You can do it, you can pull yourself out of this bloody mess if you’re willing to make the effort. (I’ve still got faith in you bud!)
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