Orlando Bloom is Sexy in Spain
Orlando Bloom and his Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr are smokin’ hot while vacationing together at the Gran Hotel Residencia on the Canary Islands in Spain over the weekend.
Orly, 31, strutted shirtless in the pool, where he also pulled up his pants to work on the tan on his legs. Miranda, 25, opted for a little topless action to even out her tan. She was seen reading Abdi Assadi’s “Shadows On The Path.” It’s a discussion on the often overlooked aspect of spiritual attainment: the shadow. According to the book, it’s a common misconception for spirituality to be viewed as movement toward the light instead of delving into, identifying and integrating repressed aspects of our psyche.
20+ pictures inside of Kerrbloom being their sexy selves in Spain…
Posted to: Bikini, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, Shirtless
Related posts:








Older










218 Comments
People are hating on Orlando because of his celebutard behavior: walking away from a bleeding friend in a car accident, dropping out of a movie under questionable circumstances, spreading lies as an excuse, p!mping his “relationship” with pap set-ups and arranged wireimage lunches- in direct contrast to his own statements that he would never put private relationships on public display, and now a huge decline in his appearance. People liked him when he was an actor, not a celebrity and when they thought him to have some credibility as a person, which he’s lost by his words and actions.
well said.
don’t know where he is now, but he was recently in Gran Canaria trying to have a little time with his babe.
the pap induced accident, again? How long are we gonna beat that dead horse??
“questionable circumstances”? “questionable” being the operative word.
In fact, all our opinions here are “questionable”…
the accident again? move on cher has you can too orlando gave no excuse at all about dropping out the movie he was about to do so no he didn’t lie to anyone as HIS PR PERSON DIDN’T SAY A WORD and don’t start with the old some chick who talked to his mother twice lied for him that would be stupid no word from orlando’s camp so we don’t know what happened orlando never lied besides actors walk out of movies all the time for different reasons we should start to hate all of them? and last but not least who orlando dates is none of our bussines it is his life he is 31 years old we don’t know him and his life so we should hate him for things some people think they know? and please orlando is beautiful and even if he ages that is human according to your hating ass people should hate him or are hating on him because he is aging idiotic and about his body it looks perfect to me for a 31 years old but think is you run out of insults so you pick on his looks
It’s not about the accident in and of itself. It’s about continued unpalatable behavior that INCLUDES the accident as well as lying and leading a lifestyle that is the antithesis of what he claimed to want.
If Orlando doesn’t want who he dates to be any of our business, then he shouldn’t p!mp the relationship to the paps and pose for their cameras. They are putting it out for public consumption, which makes it up for public comment.
again what lies? orlando is one of the most puled together not to mention even boring celebrities out there that is why he is not in tabloits what behavior are you talking bout? sound to me you can justify your hate on a total stranger
i mean pulled together and can’t justify the hate on a total stranger
Hi guys I was reading the comments, but I didn’t see anyone ask this question. I thought Orlando had family and friends that looked out for him…..? If I was him, I would be SO EMBARRASSED to know that my mom, sis, Johnny Depp, Viggo, Dom, etc. Basically everybody he knows or has worked with, can see him nude over the internet..AND acting so weird and having “gone Hollywood” lately with all the clubbing, the pap photos, etc.
WHERE are these people he trusts and admires to guide him?
Yeah, I know he’s an adult..though he hardly acts like one, but STILL….
I mean, we dont even really see Sidi anymore, yet we see plenty of him with that ratty little Yorkie.
And also, I have noticed for around a year now, that he always looks either pissed, or sad…..why?
What happened to him, and why doesnt he CARE anymore what his friends, colleagues, and loved ones think?…nevermind the fans.
Actor Orlando Bloom during the 10th Annual White Tie and Tiara Ball to Benefit the Elton John…
i think Miranda was not where ,i dont now
here the pcis
http://www.wirelmage.com
#181 - If you want photos of yourself in the media, this would not be the way to go about it. Like most pap efforts, this would not be at all condoned by the subjects (OB and MK). They may not be even aware that their photos are being taken, and if they are, I imagine they’ve just decided to ignore the idiot.
#184 says “And also, I have noticed for around a year now, that he always looks either pissed, or sad…..why?”
Answer: Probably because he is aware that some pap creep is taking photos of him ye again and he’s had a gutfull ! When OB first became famous this kind of attention might have had some novelty value for him, but it would be wearing very thin by now.
“And also, I have noticed for around a year now, that he always looks either pissed, or sad…..why?”
Actually, he looked really happy in the photos with the kids in Nepal, and he looked really happy in the photos at lunch with Eric Bana. It’s just when he’s with Cabbage Patch that he looks tense and miserable.
Just heard TRC has been pushed back to starting in December…I’d imagine it will then be spring…then early summer….then etc. etc. Mr. To is very well known for delays in his projects.
Perhaps not Bloom at all.
Anyways, just a friendly warning to anyone out there holding their breath for a career comeback–exhale, then inhale. Repeat.
That is, if there are any fans left around. I’ve been off the boards for several weeks and came back and it seems he’s well and truly done it to himself this time. The fans are done. He’s done.
Hmm funny you mention Nepal and the accident. Can’t see the forest for the trees maybe.. For someone who was on the *hitlist of the most hated and feared paparazzi in hwood a short time ago, you know, the ones who brought down some powerhouses, Tom C., Mel G., etc. Orlando sure is untouchable.
Oh and #146 it is entertaining to see some here try so hard to get out the word of Orlando’s oh so scandalous behavior w/MK. Gee, remember how angry TMZ was after Orlando’s accident. They just could not believe no one ran the footage of Orlando walking away. They tried so hard to get s**t to stick, no luck. Ha, instead he got only great press out of it. A star, an accident, and no drugs or alchohol. Unheard of. That’s the story everyone ran.
S**t doesn’t stick to Orlando. Anyone wonder bout that? Nah, probably just gullible enough to buy that the press isn’t interested.
Funny they were sure interested in his Nepal trip. His sliming on Kid’s Choice. More close-ups during the BAFTA’s than the nominees. Larry King. Filming in New York. These are sure what gets the bigtime press. If he goes with Sebastion you can bet the press will cover it. But who’s running the nekkid piccies? That’s the stuff tabloids live for. And the stuff that jurts careers. Do you really believe one of them wouldn’t love to take down golden boy a notch?
I don’t know, but think something else is going on here and all are going to be thrown a huge curveball, just offering a different take.
“Where are his mom, sis, etc? @ 06/27/2008 at 10:12″ am
You are absolutely right!!!
I don’t care about the clubbing and when he is hanging out in Hollywood. If I was him, I would also do so. He is a young man, he just wants to have fun.
I also miss the pictures with Sidi. He always looked so happy when he was with her! I think she could give him a lot of love…what he really needs! He often looks pissed or sad, even on the most photos with Miranda!?
“Orlando looks to be exceptionally happy these days!” found that comment concerning the lunch with Eric Bana. That’s right!
But why has Orlando changed so much…?
I’m gonna take a long shot here and throw out a new theory. Or at least I havent seen it mention here yet. This is hypothetical, so the f**king bluetard and any other screaming miranda worshippers can just take a f**king chill pill okay?
I think that Orlando knew that the pap was there. How could they not know? Miranda is looking right at them, and even smiling in some and he’s also looking right at them either before or after his towel drops and goes over his shoulder. So I’m going to play around with the theory out there that he just might want out of this mess and maybe by giving a butt shot to a pap lessens the blow to the public of any type of sexual blackmail Kerr might have over him such as pictures or recordings of any kind. I’m gonna put my money on something like that. If tapes or pictures of him suddenly show up mysteriously after they break up, of which they will break up its just a matter of time, then that will be proof enough to me that Miranda was blackmailing him into staying in this crappy relationship of which he looks utterly miserable. If they dont show up, its proof to me that Miranda gets all her ideas off reading his message boards and online fans remarks (that would be MY OPINION f**king bluetard). I realize that there is the option as well that there is no such blackmail material, but from where I see it, I think there is because to me he does not look or seem happy at all. F**king blutard, dont even bother commenting in response to me because you sound like a raving freak in everything you type.
@189 Interesting points, might be worthy of a thought or two.
Ouch for postponing TRC. The concept sounds great and I loved the original. Not to mention that Chow Yun-Fat and Tim Roth are among my favourites.
BTW just because I refuse to blind myself to his faults, mistakes and misdemeanors, I still consider myself a fan, because I wish him to get past this rotten phase and I will buy a ticket to his movies. But if he acts like crap I won’t praise him, and if he talks BS I will call on him again.
@191 I didn’t think of that and you know what you could be right on it. With these two you never know but that was a really good point. Someone asked earlier about why orlando dates skinny girls .I think his mother is really tiny but i think the girlfriends before he made it big were regular size girls. I think the reason he looks so unhappy maybe he sold his self out a bit. You know what they say what’s the use of gaining the whole world and losing your soul. If it is true this movie is getting pushed back he needs to drop this crap with miranda and study his craft and stay out of the spotlight until the movie starts. You gotta study to show yourself approved. Hopefully no one get’s angry it’s just what i think.
In the world of make believe
the price of fame
may not be worth the cost of identity.
Satoshi Kon - Perfect Blue
guys, no offence, but what are we still doing here??????????????
lets go over to the new nice cabbage free thread and lets not give her, or pictures related to her anymore hits K?
Agreed.
This is my last post on these two losers……….I have a life to live, and I wont spend one more minute….nor one more penny (movie dollars), on Mr. Sellout.
Goodbye, Orlando Bloom.
Fox news has run the story that Orlando found “a dish worthy of the Gods” and it’s very positive for Orlando. Nothing of Orlando’s nekkid butt. Brief mention of MK sunbathing topless at the end. If they just ain’t interested in him, why write anything at all? The real juicy story is his bare a**. It’s okay by me if you guys want to think that, but I ain’t buying it. And if there’s a chance I’m right, then ya’ll might start thinking about possible reasons the press would keep mum.
they are a cute couple!
I MISS THE SHIRTLESS ORLANDO!!!!!! *stares at shirtless orlando, starts to sweat and pants!*
Orlando is not as HOT in his movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, Elizabeth Town, Kingdom of heaven. HE doesn’t seems to shape-up and if his going to get his thigh or legs tan he should have worn a shorter pants. It’s a turn-off folding his pants like that. And I think MIranda Kerr is lovely with or without Make-up and she’s not skinny or anything. She looks fine too me. And I admitt Kate Bosworth is Pretty but Miranda Kerr’s body looks better than Kate Bosworth. I don’t hate them I have no reason to. Orlando you look out of shape. Most movie stars stop shaping up when their not making a movie. And by the way Orlando just finish making his movie “NY, I love” , maybe they’re just taking a vacation before going back to work.
Wow…. That’s kind of pathetic that he’s with an underwear model…. he can do so much better…. i agree with “so sad”
Pages: « 1 … 3 4 5 6 7 [8] 9 » Show All
Comment and Share!
E-mail to a Friend or share on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and more!