Angelina Jolie Still Looking Very Pregnant!
Angelina Jolie, still looking very pregnant, talks to a mystery male while daughters Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2, play with each other in the South of France on Sunday.
In Touch captured these exclusive shots of the Angie and the girls outside Chateau Miraval, the home the Jolie-Pitts are staying at in a tiny village called Brignol in the Var in the South of France (not far from Aix en Provence).
Insiders also tell the mag that she will deliver around July 15.
It was also reported yesterday that Brad and Angelina have donated $1 million to the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict via the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.
$500,000 will be donated to the Armed Services YMCA Operation Hero Program, which will provide educational tutors and counseling to 2,500 kids. The other $500,000 will go to organizations helping Iraqi women and children to survive. They include Women for Women International; The International Rescue Committee; and NineMillion.org, part of the United National High Commissioner for Refugees.
“These educational support programs for children of conflict are the best way to help them heal,” Angie said.
“We hope to encourage others to give to these great organizations,” added Brad.
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thanx jj finally
this is old news……………..anything for more hits jared,
still?
I cant wait
have a gr8 day trolls and fans
MY ANGIE I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks jj,i still hate outa touch,God bless the family for the effort they do to make the world a better place
missouri girl @ 06/26/2008 at 11:08 am
the old thread was too long.
they are all barefoot, how cute !!
Thank you, Jared. Finally, a new thread after we had a full week with the Brad at Radiohead thread! That was getting a little hard to load and to post at.
You really rock for us, Jared.
I always love hearing about their humanitarian donations.
lovely
thanks jared
Wow, she does look like she is going to have the twins any day now….she still look beautiful, even though you know she has to be a little uncomfortable that pregnant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aEuffCnpKg
This is an old news, but thanks JJ anyway. the pic. was much better than those shown at jjb.
Thanks JARED for the new thread :-)
Good morning BAMPZS+2ville….
What a wonderful couple and family.. Great inside and out!!!!
May the Good Lord always bless the Jolie- Pitts always.
Wow, she’s big now.
Uh-oh, Jared! You’re gonna be in hot water with the “no threads based on tabloids” crowd! Dude…I got your back…
love her, who is goign to see wanted?
http://www.flawedhollywood.com
Greetings from Europe, and Angelina is so beautiful!!! I just love her, she is great!!!!
Here is another great new JP video…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkLGrs0O0c
# 18 Passing Through @ 06/26/2008 at 11:23 am
Uh-oh, Jared! You’re gonna be in hot water with the “no threads based on tabloids” crowd! Dude…I got your back…
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LOL PT, I got Jared’s back too!!!!
am glad that they continue to walk the walk and talk the talk
LOVE herrr
Angie looks like she is swollen in the legs. Bless her heart I know this has been a long pregnancy, but by the size of her tummy (only), these babies are going to be nice size babies. I wish one was a boy, at least.
# 1833WOW @ 06/26/2008 at 11:04 am
GO SPAIN!!!!!!!
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yeahhh today is a big day.
eres española??
july 15,tabs are something else,i hope they get it wrong
thank you I was wondering ……. happy now
Paul: I am going to see wanted, even if I have never gone to the movies by myself, I will see this one since my son wants to see Zohan (he loves Adam Sandler).
Thanks for the new thread Jared. Angie looks like the babies will be here any day. I hope Brad can get all his work committments done before the baby comes.
LOVE theem!
I got your back as well , Jared. It does not seem that Angelina has more than a few weeks to go.
Very, very intrusive photos. How do you suppose they were taken? Angelina doesn’t look as if the babies have dropped. I still say August.
CLINIQUA @ 06/26/2008 at 11:18 am
gena, you are a f*cking troll. Get lost you sad jealous and very OBVIOUS b*tch.
Brad is not listed as attending that ANNUAL Mandela birthday concert you dumb wh*re he is listed as an ambassador to the mandela org 4464-whatever (mandelas prisoner id#) but hes been one for years. I doubt hed show up this year he certainly wont magically appear just because your passive aggressive asss would like to see him leave the house because it means you can start irrationally inferring brad is without a sensitivity chip hahahaah(only with homely TV bishes).
As for your its a once in a lifetime thing, - er, not exactly, 44644 happens every f*cking year - thats why they call it a mandela birfday b*tch so quit vomiting on the rest of us who have your number. Youre not fooling anyone and trying to infer silly sh*t about brad or angie STILL wont make Maniston anything else but a homely, pathetic, old, bad TV sit-com HACK. So why dont you give up ritzy, I mean gena. BRAD & ANGELINA are in love, together for life, having babies and raising babies, and at the height of their profession plus they are changing the world and helping people..so gena try ending the nasty jealous obvious passive aggressive kicks to the head you like giving this family?save it for ugly middleaged famewh*res who are parasitic coattail riders and hang around like a bad case of toe fungus, offering nothing to the world and hoarding theirTV millions - just lucky enuf to be in the right place and land a weekly sit-com ensemble. Who thinks because of THAT she gets to assault us with horrifically bad rom coms, sad public poolside shake & bake exhibitions w/ latent homosexual male pop singers and her monosyllabic whiny boring interviews. Those are the people you need to throw your little b*tch knives at gena.
So f*ck off you b*tch, I hope karma bites you in the asss, just as it has your friend. Bad luck to you always TROLL .starting NOW.
oops!!! I meant babies.
She is hugeeeeeeeeee. Thanks for pics
http://www.flawedhollywood.com
Thanks JJ, at last new pics! Angie is huge, and the 2 little girls are cute!
LOVE theem !!!
LOOKING GOOD. CAN’T WAIT FOR THE TWINS AND WANTED TOMORROW.
GOD BLESS THIS FAMILY
She is so huge, and cute and beautiful, she is the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world!! Actress, UN ambassador and mother of six (soon)!! AMAZING!!
LOVE theem!!!
Angie and Shiloh have bare feet, I think they are in their balcony at the second story of their house, not on the ground. Its possible Shiloh is looking at the helicopter taking their pics. She looks amused!
ñññ @ 06/26/2008 at 11:26 am
no i”m not Spanish. I just like the team. I’m American where and when will this game be shown in the US? anyone?
Nice to have a new thread. Those pics should put some of the rumors to rest. The girls are cute. I am hoping that the twins are girls so hopefully people will leave Z and S alone and if one was a boy the trolls would attack M and P the way they attack Z.
LOVE HER!!! SHE IS AMAZING!!! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!
wow,on ESPN
She is awful,I can stand her
Too cute e. She’s getting bigger and bigger. InTouch? oh well
huhh @ 06/26/2008 at 11:49 am She is awful,I can stand her
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You are just jealous!!! Jealous!! Because she is so beautiful and happy!! Jealous!!!
Mystery male? Angelina knows him so how is he a mystery?
Good news for the Jolie-Pitts.
God bless them.
In touch mag does NOT have inside source.
They just use an EDUCATED GUESS
huhh @ 06/26/2008 at 11:49 am
She is awful,I can stand her
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And that is why, you are on her thread, given her more hits.because she is soooo important to you. Thanks Hater!!!!!
I think little Shi is looking at her shadow, she looks amused by it.
WOW @ 06/26/2008 at 11:41 amñññ @ 06/26/2008 at 11:26 am
no i”m not Spanish. I just like the team. I’m American where and when will this game be shown in the US? anyone?
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I don´t know maybe in ¿SPN? or something like that
The game start in less than 3 hours is so exciting for us.
I hope the final of the euro will be germany-spain
Huhh why do u post about her if u hate her. There are a number of celebs i don’t like and u don’t see me posting about them but then i most be a better person then u.
U know at first I thought it might be Angies dad, but lookin closely at the pictures it seems 2 me tht it is 1 of her bodyguards
They r always there protecting them as there always getting threats - Very loyal men them bodyguards - I lv this family so so much always doing lots 4 other people around the world,
She’s had her troubles in life like all of us but this woman & her family r truely inspiring & wonderful people
I wish them the bst of luck with the new arrivals hope everything goes smoothly
lvs x x x x x x x
FYI @ 06/25/2008 at 9:22 pm
No Box Office Battle For Aniston + Jolie
By WENN, June 26 2008
LATEST: JENNIFER ANISTON and ANGELINA JOLIE’s box office battle will have to wait - the former FRIENDS star’s new film has been pushed back to next February (09).
Brad Pitt’s past and present partners were set to duel it out at U.S. cinemas when their films Changeling and He’s Just Not That Into You were slated to hit screens on the same day (24Oct08).
But a Warner Brothers insider has revealed Aniston’s romantic comedy will now hit cinemas on 6 February (09).
http://www.showbizspy.com/news/06252008/no-box-office-battle-for-aniston-jolie
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Looks like somebody ’s got a bomb on their hands, AGAIN!!!!!!
Angie is big but always beautiful as well as her little girls..
OMG! Thanks, but to get these pics they were hiding in some tree or something. very intrusive. I’m glad they are blurry.
Will Entertainment Tonight retract their story now?
That is Brad’s Dad Bill…you can tell he’s got a long torso just like Brad.
LORI / ORIANA (you can find her on Hellorazzi) eats Webmistresses A*S*S with Miracle Whip!!!
to Benjersv
You are pathetic!!! Get a life
Benjersv @ 06/26/2008 at 12:06 pm
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And how many times did they let u stay at their house, and see what their lives are really like again???
Benjersv @ 06/26/2008 at 12:06 pm
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jealous jealous jealous!!!
You all haters who are wishing death to unborn twins and all other evil things are just jealous!!!!!!!!!!
Benjserv — take your pills.
The tabloids have no inside source. If they did, they wouldn’t have pictures like these. They would have better ones. We are at the end of June. People making guesses that July or August will be her due date are stating the obvious. Who cares when she’s due?
huhh,you are pathetic,i cannot stand you either
huhh/benjserv,same loser,same psyco
ET MUST NOW RETRACT THEIR STORY.
Brad and Angie donating $1 million dollars …. hmmmm …. gives me more reason to watch WANTED twice.
GO WANTED GO!
Here is hoping for Angie’s safe delivery and healthy cute twins.
Benjersv @ 06/26/2008 at 12:06 pm
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LMAO. I will always be amused at how Brad being with Angie makes people like you crazy. Read this carefully child, Brad Pitt CHOSE Angelina Jolie to be in his life, to be the MOTHER of his children, to be his GREAT love. Sigh. Now, you can continue screaming at the ocean. :lol:
Now That We’ve Seen Angelina Jolie Is Still Pregnant, Will Entertainment Tonight Retract Its Story?
Photo evidence
This week In Touch made Los Angeles Times blogger Liz Snead — who’s been calling on Angelina Jolie to SHOW YOURSELF!!! – a very happy woman: At last, since Entertainment Tonight first falsely reported the superstar mom had given birth to her twins, there’s photo evidence that … she hasn’t.
Aerial pics were snapped of Angelina, with daughters Zahara and Shiloh, outside the Chateau Miraval in the south of France. And what’s that under Ms. Jolie’s frock? A very pregnant stomach, indeed.
Which leaves just one question: Will ET and exec producer Linda Bell Blue finally admit they were terribly wrong with their original report about the birth? Perhaps, but it’s no sure thing. Imagine the excuses the tabloid show will come up with to stick by their original story: The pics are old, or Angelina is wearing a fake stomach to throw off the paparazzi.
(Trace how the birth rumor got started.)
N.B.: Very curiously, In Touch didn’t promote these photos on its cover. Only a “Brad leaves Angie again” tease ran. And the cover story about “39 Best & Worst Beach Bods?” That’s the type of evergreen feature you can shelve when you’re the only magazine with hew photos of Angelina Jolie, who’s been your muse for years.
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So it seems ET bought the pics from Bauer/ In Touch, but the deal is that they wont make it such a big deal so as not to put ET on shame having erroneously reported that Angelina has given birth already.
Damn ET!
Thank you so much for the new thread Jared. :D Very cute pictures, even if they’re blurry. Maybe they were taken from a helicopter? Can they get this close from a helicopter, with a long lense? It’ll be exciting when the babies get here. I’m still hoping one is a boy, but as long as they’re healthy that’s all that matters. :)
correction!
put ET to shame
Benjersv @ 06/26/2008 at 12:06 pm
Get your head out of Brad’s ass. You have no idea who or what he is like in real lfe. All you know is the fake image just like so many other celebs. Fake, Fake, Fake.
I wonder if some people will ever admit that she still hasn’t given birth
Thanks for the new thread Jared! The other was getting very cumbersome to read through.
Hello to all the fans!! The babies will be here soon, regardless of Out of Touch’s ’source/guess’
Wow, someone left the barndoor open after the morning feeding. The wingnuts are out already. It’s funny because nothing they say can slow down the force that is the Jolie-Pitts!!
thanks jared. was wondering how she was doing. God Bless them!
Great news about the donation.
I hope that Brad & Angelina get word that these pictures were taken.
They are not out & about in public they are at a residence. The paps are invading their privacy.
Nicole Kidman, Gwen Stefani, etc..will probably have their babies before Angelina.
Nobody is gonna buy Outtatouch.
My goodness! I bet those nasty tattoos look so freaking weird now! That bitty little butterfly on her middle now looks like a crone buzzard! why doesn’t this exhibitionist just go away?
Benjersv,
I never thought I would curse but after reading yours, I did.
You clearly have never truly loved any one. Nor has you been truly loved.
As much as I dislike Cliniqua’s cursing, you do deserve her cursing. And I am not even a fan of this couple.
Benjserv - why are you here blasting the hatred toward this family?
what have they done to you, moron? Growing up, I bet you have been deprived of love and neglected. I feel so sorry for you and for these trolls coming to trash Angie and Brad threads. Just because your life is so pathetic, you just have to vent your anger out to the most loving family there is. STFU ! and sit in the corner will you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, great way to spend a million. This union is good for mankind.
Hello everyone ,Thank-You! Jared for new thread.Brad’s parents are their to take care of grandkids when Angelina has the babies.It is so nice to have grandparents around,when you go to hospital to have babies.I’m sure Brad loves having his parents their also,when Angie goes into labor,alot of excitement wil be going on in Jolie-Pitt Family.I just want to say i think the world of this beautiful family.I am sending my Blessings out to this family.Peace to everyone.
From David Hauslaib’s Jossip:
N.B.: Very curiously, In Touch didn’t promote these photos on its cover. Only a “Brad leaves Angie again” tease ran. And the cover story about “39 Best & Worst Beach Bods?” That’s the type of evergreen feature you can shelve when you’re the only magazine with hew photos of Angelina Jolie, who’s been your muse for years.
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I also am curious as to why In Touch didn’t put these pictures on their cover. They look very authentic and recent!
# 55 ñññ @ 06/26/2008 at 12:00 pm WOW @ 06/26/2008 at 11:41 amñññ @ 06/26/2008 at 11:26 am
no i”m not Spanish. I just like the team. I’m American where and when will this game be shown in the US? anyone?
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I don´t know maybe in ¿SPN? or something like that
The game start in less than 3 hours is so exciting for us.
I hope the final of the euro will be germany-spain
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it will be on in 1;1/2hrs here (2pm ) ESPN2 I am going to miss a clss to stay home and watch it. LOL
I don’t think that is Bill Pitt. Too tall. Bill’s hair isn’t white either. Probably one of the security team. Isn’t it interesting that the black nanny doesn’t combed and oil the **** out of Zahara’s hair either.
The pics are intrusive -that’s why.
hi everyone.
ANOTHER EVIL JENNIFER ANISTON FAN IN PAIN
The Jolie-Pitts have hearts of GOLD.
God Bless them.
latr bampzs
Take care Angie, we love you
God, keep blessing and watching over the Jolie-Pitt family.
My guess is that these pictures are so blurred that they really are not cover worthy.
Thanks Jared for the new thread. I love to see Mama Angie with that big beautiful belly, however, it’s such an intrusion on her privacy that I feel guilty too.
Can’t wait for Sunday to see Wanted, when I can enjoy her on the big screen for almost two hours.
Just ignore all haters, it is hard to live with the fact that Brad and Angelina are happy!!
Please, they all are evil people who are wishing death to children and to Angelina! I just love being J-P fan!!
what a cow! imagine those nasty tatoos now! That ladybug on her belly looks like a crone buzzard right now!!! Wish these exhibitionists would go away - world good, please! It’s publicity, you freaks!@
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!
thebeautifulfaye @ 06/26/2008 at 12:46 pm
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Another jealous hater!!!
From Jossip:
N.B.: Very curiously, In Touch didn’t promote these photos on its cover. Only a “Brad leaves Angie again” tease ran. And the cover story about “39 Best & Worst Beach Bods?” That’s the type of evergreen feature you can shelve when you’re the only magazine with hew photos of Angelina Jolie, who’s been your muse for years.
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I posted this earlier but it didn’t go through. I, too, am wondering why In Touch didn’t put this picture on their cover. It seems authentic.
please @ 06/26/2008 at 12:39 pm The pics are intrusive -that’s why.
I agree!!
Benjersv @ 06/26/2008 at 12:06 pm
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Awwww, looks like ritzy is upset that someone’s sh*tty romcom has been buried and pushed back. Poor dear. Oh and one more thing, only a crazy jealous homely old c*nt like you, thinks Brad’s 4 years with Maniston which were practically DEVOID of any accomplishment of an artistic, personal or business nature, 4 abysmal empty years with a stupid dull dustin hoffman lookalike selfish shallow TV sit-com HACK who he had nothing in common with….ONLY a sad jealous wh*re like you manages to somehow NOT see that this is a dumb pathetic tragedy….
….even as you maniacally rail as you see this man at the peak of his power, NOW sitting on top of Forbes lists, and Harris polls and every other success gauge you can think of, his producer cred is unmatched, his productions have won ‘Best Picture’ OSCARS you sick dumb wh*re, his acting and other films have received critical acclaim..he has acquired revered artistic scripts….this man’s dreams have ALL become reality since becomine a fulfilled happy man in love with Angelina Jolie, together they are amazing…inspiring …the man is at his artistic and professional peak..he rules the roost…he is NOW an actor/producer/philanthropist who is revered by peers and legends alike.
You’ve read the same reports we have ritzy, of Hollywood salivating and falling all over them…
…and if that weren’t enough, he’s one of the wealthiest most successful movie stars EVER…no one touches him, be it his charisma, superstar status or business acumen.
..and you know this, you old sick angry bitter jealous Jen Aniston fan. Go f*ck yourself ya old coot…and starting writing the studios who are too embarrassed to show dumb asss UGLY Aniston’s bad rom coms. Hahahahaaha
Too bad she made the mistake of being with Botox leather face. Ted Casablanca says the only reason she’s still with Bp is because of the children. Angelina has pretty much said the same when she talks about marriage. “we are committed to the children.” I don’t think Brad would have the Angelina doodle tattoo and Angelina B-day tattoo if he felt the same as she does about only being committed to the children.
Poor Pitiful botox leather face.
Thanks JJ.
Love this adorable couple.
I think she is going to have the babies between july 1st and 7th.
LOVE HER @ 06/26/2008 at 12:46 pm
Just ignore all haters, it is hard to live with the fact that Brad and Angelina are happy!!
Please, they all are evil people who are wishing death to children and to Angelina! I just love being J-P fan!!
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what did she ever do to them to make them wish death on her and her children? very confusing. That’s why I don’t like Brad Pitt fanatics.
# 97 Mrs. Smith @ 06/26/2008 at 12:44 pm My guess is that these pictures are so blurred that they really are not cover worthy.
Thanks Jared for the new thread. I love to see Mama Angie with that big beautiful belly, however, it’s such an intrusion on her privacy that I feel guilty too.
Can’t wait for Sunday to see Wanted, when I can enjoy her on the big screen for almost two hours.
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Sorry for the double-post, fans–Obviously, I don’t know how to use the computer sometimes… Mrs. Smith–Your answer seems right.
They’re still the cutest family in the world, and I have missed seeing them so much! To see Zahara and Shi frolicking around their mom reminds me of sweet summer childhood memories!
Shi seems to be looking up at a helicopter taking pictures. She doesn’t look happy about it either.
Outta touch can’t use these because these pictures are invasion of privacy hence their blurriness. Cover shots must be crystal clear so that ii actually looks like the “magazine” took the pcitures themselves. Remember they can’t use “nice” pictures because outtatouch’s mantra has always has been to slam the Jolie Pitt’s by lying, fabricating stories, bribing religious people, etc… Their old issue is still on newstands. They give instuctions to newstand people to keep Brad & Angelina one’s up even if they are weks old, then when they have a new one with Brad or Angelina, they tell the newstand people to switch. When they are up, I don’t know if they do this in your town, but the newstand owners put like six copeis next to each other, or three on op three on the bottom. sometimes it seems like it’s a wall of Outta touch, OK , etc…I’ve never seen a wall of People magazine like that.
ET has egg on their face big time. They are now officially a tabloid because they are in cahoots with Outtatouch. You would think you would want to sever any ties to publications specializing in fiction. Especially when they contradict a story you adamantly stand by, but no. So ET is in Jerry Springer Show mode these day.
Oh I also have news for all of you, if there is a SAG strike, that means no real news of actors so guess who they will be filling the airwaves with? Yup, more and more, game show winners and reality show people. A possible SAG will mark the end of some “entertainment” shows because of this. Most people could care less about celebrity private lives much less reality show lives. If we wanted to look at reality people we just open our front door and observe people in the neighborhood.
to Benjersv @ 06/26/2008 at 12:06 pm
Read your post! Only a vile filthy quasi human would write such a thing. Are you sick? You have to be. And you are calling complete strangers names? Where are you from? Never mind.
thebeautifulfaye @ 06/26/2008 at 12:29 pm My goodness! I bet those nasty tattoos look so freaking weird now! That bitty little butterfly on her middle now looks like a crone buzzard! why doesn’t this exhibitionist just go away?
thebeautifulfaye @ 06/26/2008 at 12:46 pm
what a cow! imagine those nasty tatoos now! That ladybug on her belly looks like a crone buzzard right now!!! Wish these exhibitionists would go away - world good, please! It’s publicity, you freaks!@
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so which is it , a butterfly or a ladybug? Wish your dumb ass would go away lol
eddie jones @ 06/26/2008 at 12:48 pm
aw look how multicultural she is, black and white kids, isn’t this just great. she goes from a dumb hoe with all the tattos and drinking blood and what not with billy bob to this? Wow she’s just great, I liked her better with billy bob
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I liked Brad Better when he was dating Julliete lewis when she was 16 but looked about 13. He was so much cooler and better looking back then when I was still a fan.
I was watching Extra! the other day and they were interviewing Woody the famous paparazzi guy and he said Julliette used to beg him to make her boyfriend Brad Pitt famous . They would prance around in front of the paparazzi just waiting for the paparazzi to take Brad pitts pictures. I guess things haven’t changed much for bp.
lmao @ 06/26/2008 at 12:58 pm LOVE HER @ 06/26/2008 at 12:46 pm
Just ignore all haters, it is hard to live with the fact that Brad and Angelina are happy!!
Please, they all are evil people who are wishing death to children and to Angelina! I just love being J-P fan!!
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what did she ever do to them to make them wish death on her and her children? very confusing. That’s why I don’t like Brad Pitt fanatics.
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Just go on the last two JJ thread with Jennifer and read all those evil posts! Or you can go to perezhilton!
And for someone who does not like Angelina - you obviously are reading everything about her! You are jealous because you can not stand the fact that they are happy!! And yes, you can call me fanatic - if that is something that will help you - please just call me fanatic! I don’t care …
Angie is huge. I can’t wait for the twins. God bless this beautiful family.
I get your point, Frenchy.
From a post at Jossip.com
So ET in fact bought the pics from Bauer/In Touch with a deal that they wont put the pics on its cover and not make it such a big deal so that they wont put ET to shame having erroneously reported Angelina gave birth already.
And ET on its part never retracted the story hoping that people already forget that they made Angelina deliver 2 premature babies!
ET has lost its credibility big time and they should not fool its viewers, im glad there are blogs like Jossip which exposes them. Hats off to you David!
How far do they need to go to hide from In Touch’s intrusive cameras. It is very obvious that they are going out of their way to avoid the camera, so then leave them the hell alone. Maybe she doesn’t want to be photographed big as a barrel and bare feet in her yard.
And why print the lies? Don’t they care that the jig is up… Everyone knows Brad hasn’t left Angelina…tabloid readers cannot be that stupid to believe the same story every six months…so why do it. I just don’t get these rags.
They’re saying at purepeople that the twins will be delivered at the chateau. They’ve set up a little clinic there for a natural (doubt it) birth or c-section. Her MD doesn’t want her at the hospital because of risk of disease . so they’re having them there unless she decides she wants to go to the hospital. At the end it says it was so much simpler with Shiloh
http://www.purepeople.com/11005-EXCLU-Angelina-Jolie-derniers-preparatifs-avant-le-jour-J-.html
Brad and Angie are family.They are Happy and having babies.X is with Urinator and he is worthless and treats his woman like ****.
You know you’re at your lowest when you quote Ted C.YOU’RE SINKING FAST.LOVE IT.
lmao @ 06/26/2008 at 1:05 pm
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Go back to sleep
I love angie and her kids her whole family is so cute her daughter was photographed wear the coolest shoes from Spunky Sprout.
http://www.spunkysprout.com/skullslipon.html
Fan @ 06/26/2008 at 1:20 pm
You know you’re at your lowest when you quote Ted C.YOU’RE SINKING FAST.LOVE IT.
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so true.
jjb @ 06/26/2008 at 1:18 pm
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OMG so far no tab has mentioned this or is that a tab? Let’s see if they pick this up. I hope it’s a lie so that they will get punked again. Reports say that Angelina has decided on a home birth. LOL!!!!!!!OMG!!! Remember the French citizens are playing with the tabs too. LMAO!!
That actually doesn’t make sense jealous Jen Aniston fan #2 (aka #106).
Even if a person was to, LIKE YOU, <ignore that Angelina has said she wanted to have biological children ONLY with Brad because she loved him, say you ignore her constant gushing, their extreme PDA and having been INSEPARABLE for more than 3 years…
…..and let’s say like the jealous sick old hag you are, you want to maintain that Angelina is with him because of the kids, then doesn’t that mean that since the kids were there at the outset BEFORE they even hooked up…that at the end of the day, even your diseased jealous batsh*t crazy Aniston fan brain has to admit she will STILL always BE with him because of the kids.
So where does that leave you and your ugly TV sit-com hack of a plastic surgery fiend, Aniston…still desperate, still alone, 40 and pathetic.
Don’t look now but you lose, ya stupid wh*re. LOLOK
B&A have made happy home,Aniston and her fans need to recover and Aniston needs to have baby by mayer to make her fans happy,so they will quit being so jealous of B&A’s babies.
Good Afternoon to the JP”s fans. I am so glad for a chance to see Angie and the children (the girls) Hi to all the regulars :) Been enjoying the articles and comments from the fans. Just have given up posting (don’t have the patience when the posts disappear). Hi to MF, irma, anoble, carolina, mondo bongo, happy birthday to alia and vickifromtexas, in case I can’t jump in later :) Thanks jared for the new thread. God bless Angie and Brad and may she carry those babies as close to term as possible.
“LMAO” always has and alway will have a Hard-On for Brad…
That’s all It ever talks about!! OBSESSESION , never a good thing..
Run along now , perhaps You can park Your ass on a BBT thread, He needs You..
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Thank You Jared for the New Thread.. Angie looks so big, Wow…
The countdown begins…
Cheers BAMPZS Fans!
so much for the silly rumor that she is bed ridden, LOL!
Jenn has the worst fans on the internet.what does this say about Jenn.I think low class and ugly.Her fans know nothing but HATE.Oh well it’s the life they want full of stress causes Heart Attacks and Strokes.
Cate Blanchett says kids are “addictive”
By Missy, CBB Writer
10 ½-weeks after welcoming her third son, Ignatius ‘Iggy’ Martin, actress Cate Blanchett’s ever-expanding family has her positively buzzing with happiness. The 39-year-old actress feels that “having kids is very addictive, if you can, if you’re able to and it’s your choice and you’ve got a supportive relationship.”
In addition to Ignatius, Cate and husband Andrew Upton are parents to 6 ½-year-old Dashiell John and 4-year-old Roman Robert.
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Oh no!! You think we will have articles written about Cate and her addictive personality? Doubt it!
Haha this is quite amusing. Brad and Angelina RULE! Stop with your futile attempts at persuading us otherwise. Cliniqua rules too lol
Thanks for the thread jared.
Hi all :) :)
alox, what are the plans for tomorrow babes?? I hope maddox has something special for you :) :)
Enjoy wanted Everyone :D :D
OT: I posted a similar question on the previous thread last night but it was late. Question, what about x’s other movies Travelling, and Management. They were shot before HJNTITY and yet there hasn’t been any release date on them. Were they scrapped or shelved? If so why make them? Peace
julia @ 06/26/2008 at 1:31 pm
“LMAO” always has and alway will have a Hard-On for Brad…
That’s all It ever talks about!! OBSESSESION , never a good thing..
Run along now , perhaps You can park Your ass on a BBT thread, He needs You..
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Thank You Jared for the New Thread.. Angie looks so big, Wow…
The countdown begins…
Cheers BAMPZS Fans!
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lmao= lol = tres jolie
OMG, I saw Jen Aniston’s pictures on JJ yesterday, and she is so botoxed and had plastic surgeries to the point of beyond recognition. The only thing that stays the same is her hair. Her upper lip is swollen, and her mouth looks weird when she smiles. Reminds me of Meg Ryan now. She is going to be FOURTY in a mere few months.
Brangelina’s love story is the greatest love story ever.
http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/?news=320489>1=7701
Love Bampzs forever.
What does Mary Hart has to say now? Bit***ch….
What about anistons eyes and cheeks.They look weird.
Before Shi was born, tabs were saying
waterbirth
buying an African county
name the baby Africa
saying the Prime Minister was naming the child
all kinds of MAKE UP STORIES.
If the babies were born via section, it will always be done at the hospital. It’s very hard to duplicate a hospital at home.
This is from USA Today, today. Hope it hasn’t been posted. Peace
‘Wanted’ weaves an intriguing, if far-fetched, plot |
In the killing business: Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman are cut from the same cloth. They’re weavers by day — when they’re not assassinating people.
It would be understandable to be leery of an action thriller that opens portentously with the words “A thousand years ago …” and then goes on to tell of an ancient “clan of weavers” who formed a murderous fraternity.
But this kind of inadvertent humor is combined with an intentionally snarky attitude and dark comedy to make Wanted (* * 1/2 out of four) more enjoyable than it ought to be.
Much of the entertainment value comes from jaw-dropping stunts and explosive action sequences, which are high-octane fun.
Yes, bullets bend, blood spews, cars crash and bodies are punched, stabbed and shot up. But the look of the film, as directed by Russian-born filmmaker Timur Bekmambetov (Day Watch), is highly inventive, even though the plot is inane and some of the dialogue is decidedly awkward or clichéd.
Wanted, like the Matrix movies, has a stylized visual panache. Bullets from different directions move in slow motion and clash in midair, and a gunman leaps through a mirrored glass window, shattering it into brilliant shards while shooting relentlessly, suspended between building roofs.
Angelina Jolie is a sultry sight to behold, effortlessly pulling off outlandish and extreme maneuvers. In the scenic countryside of the Czech Republic, she jumps a boxy car into a moving train, where it lodges itself in one of the cabins, atop the seats.
She also pulls a variation of an Evel Knievel stunt and catapults the sports car she’s driving over several police cruisers and a bus, firing off rounds at her target all the while.
The focus of the plot is on twentysomething accounting manager Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy, who projects an engaging anti-hero quality).
He spends most of his day in an office cubicle, quaking in fear of his obnoxious boss and popping pills to ease his panic attacks.
Although he is aware that his sleazy girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend, Wesley is such an emotional slacker that he doesn’t bother to confront them.
But after being recruited by the weaver clan/assassination club, suddenly he finds he has the right stuff to shoot the wings off a fly.
Jolie and Morgan Freeman are key members of this weaving clan, toiling in a cloistered Chicago textile factory that looks like a Gothic castle.
Sure, their real trade is cloth, but they dabble in the killing business as well, carrying out the assignments designated by “Fate.”
Freeman sermonizes about the Loom of Fate, another of those chortle-inducing features.
Apparently, when looked at under a microscope, weavings contain critical missed stitches that create a binary code spelling out the name of assassination targets. How refreshingly low-tech.
Wanted is silly and far-fetched. And if it didn’t back up its ridiculous plot with spellbinding visceral energy, it would have been a dismal failure.
But the thrilling stunts and hyperkinetic action scenes are the undisputed stars of this surprisingly entertaining film. (Rating: R for strong bloody violence throughout, pervasive language and some sexuality. Running time: 1 hour, 50 minutes. Opens tonight in select theaters and Friday nationwide.)
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Nicole Kidman, Gwen Stefani, etc..will probably have their babies before Angelina.
Nobody is gonna buy Outtatouch.
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Agreed!!!
#29: brisies! hello, kumusta? I will be seeing Wanted by myself too, in the early afternoon. All my friends will be at work and my niece who is my movie buddy is in Florida so I will just have to go alone. I’m not going to wait but if they want to see it later and want me along, I’ll go again.
I’m so excited. I wish people would post more reviews on this thread coz I like reading them.
Just saw on CNN”s scrawl Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie donated to Children of Conflict fund. Good for them. I have not watched any other news. Peace
I think Chin Maniston has had some kind of refresher (probably a restylane filler-upper), because her face looks way more misshapen, immobile and awful than it did shooting the owen wilson dog movie. I think she got used to that whole front laced wig with bangs pulling her old mug so taut, that when shooting was over and they took the wig off in the makeup and hair trailer, and her fugly 40 yr old face ‘fell,’ she was probably traumatized. hence another frenzied rash trip to Dr. Kakookoo. Filler up doc!! pathetic and fug.
Why Brad looks like Colin, as Brad and Angelina began romance?
Maddox loved Colin. And this child should think Brad is Colin.
A evil plan of Brad and Angelina.
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Why Brad looks like Colin, as Brad and Angelina began romance?
Maddox loved Colin. And this child should think Brad is Colin.
A evil plan of Brad and Angelina.
# 141 nike @ 06/26/2008 at 2:07 pm Before Shi was born, tabs were saying
waterbirth
buying an African county
name the baby Africa
saying the Prime Minister was naming the child
all kinds of MAKE UP STORIES.
If the babies were born via section, it will always be done at the hospital. It’s very hard to duplicate a hospital at home.
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i had forgotten about the whole thing about naming shiloh africa. they don’t care if what they print is a blatant lie and it is proven week after week as long as someone is willing to buy what they are selling.
Just saw on CNN”s scrawl Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie donated to Children of Conflict fund.
Should be CNN’s crawl. Peace
#98: I think the bug and the butterfly in your brain is making you all looney again. Now, why would you give yourself the title beautiful and call the true beauty a cow? Must hurt to be ugly even with all the makeup and surgeries, eh? Can’t stand the naturally born beautiful people, LOL.
Don’t worry about her tattoos, hon. She’s young and has flexible skin…she also has the money to put everything back to rights should one of the tats get askew.
You know her tats are just one of the things that Bradley loves about her, don’t you? He says she should be (like art) in a museum.
Thanks God, she’s doing well!
Some chick/r*tzygal was saying Angie’s answer on Brad picking up the kids were so “scripted”. Well, here’s lainey’s explanation of how the press junket works. The celebrity is being asked the same question over and over again, every 5 minutes.
read on from lainey
Mark of a True Star
They all have a lot to learn from Dustin Hoffman.
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If it had been Dustin Hoffman on the other hand�well in that case three minutes would have turned into 10 minutes and the interview would have been gold.
Because Dustin Hoffman gives everyone gold.
Here�s a quick rundown about how a junket works. Commonly takes place at a hotel. The studio usually books off an entire floor. Every celebrity available to be interviewed is assigned their own room. The standard is 5 minutes. You have 5 minutes to get enough from the celebrity to send back to your bosses. If a junket is well organised, you stay in a holding room until your name is called. Then you�re assigned to a �wrangler� who takes you from room to room.
Once inside the room, you sit across from the celebrity, smile at them awkwardly, maybe shake hands, wait for the camera crew to give you the signal, and watch as a time clock opposite you literally counts you down from five minutes. During the last 30 seconds, the thing might start blinking obnoxiously, making you feel even more rushed.
For Kung Fu Panda, I had interviewed Lucy Liu and Jack Black in quick succession. Then I was ushered back to the holding room to wait to be called for Dustin Hoffman. Five or six other journalists were in the same position. A publicist comes in to ask how many of us were there for Mr Hoffman. All of us put our hands up.
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So finally it was my turn. Everyone went over. I was amazed that I was actually getting a turn. The dude just before me came out of there beaming after sucking up almost 12 minutes. And you have to understand how it is for them too. It�s been days of being asked the same questions over and over again. Sure, sure�they�re also making millions but it�s understandable that a little boredom creeps in now and again too.
At this point, I�m worried he�ll be rushing off to go, that they�ll yank it at precisely 5 minutes to shuttle him off to his flight.
But this is Dustin Hoffman. And Dustin Hoffman is a f&cking star.
I told him that he was running late because he gives such great interview and that I had to rush. He was like � You know why? Because they think we�re boring. They think we don�t try. And I refuse to let anyone think I�m boring. It is a sin to be boring and it is even worse of sin to be bored. Being bored? Someone like me? That would mean that I�m ungrateful. To have this life and to still be bored� it would be right, not right at all.
He has a point, non?
Then he went on:
Besides, I�m a man. Men aren�t allowed to be bored. Why? Because we are H*ORNY. How can you be bored when you�re H*ORNY?
And it just kept getting better from there. He went on about how much he loves his wife, about voicing Kung Fu Panda, about hopefully voicing a porno one day (snort!). Then I asked him about Angelina Jolie and he said she�d made a big mistake:
She could have had me. Can you believe it? And she picked Pitt? That guy?
We giggled a bit and then he tried to get serious, positing that we are all unique and beautiful and that he wouldn�t for a second trade with anyone and that he wakes up every day and makes breakfast for his wife because he�s so grateful even after all these years and years that she loved him back.
So why would I want to trade that for anything else? Would you want to be anyone else?
Me: No, but I wouldn�t mind looking like Angelina Jolie.
DH: What? Why? You�re beautiful!
This is when he embarrassed me like my dad. He pointed to the two dudes operating the cameras and told them to tell me I was beautiful and coerced them into saying they�d pick me over Angelina Jolie. Then he yelled for Max at the top of his lungs. Max � get in here!
�Max is my son�, he said to me.
I am mortified. And remember�the cameras are rolling.
Max comes in. Max is very cute. But very, very young.
�Max � this is Lainey. Lainey, this is my son Max. Max, isn�t she lovely? I mean have you ever seen a lovelier girl?�
Max and I shake hands. Max is like � what the f&ck just happened? Eventually Max is able to extricate himself from the situation and Lucy Liu comes in to say goodbye to Dustin and he introduces me to her like I�m his long lost daughter and she tells him
I wonder if Brad will like this Dubai building.
Dubai’s “Building In Motion” may soon be constructed in NYC as well as Moscow.
Dubai Scores 1st Shape-Shifting Skyscraper
Posted by Frank Meyer - Wednesday, June 25, 2008 12:35 PM
The “world’s first building in motion,” an 80-story tower with revolving floors that give it a constantly shifting shape, will debut in Dubai in 2010.
Being designed by Italian architect Dr. David Fisher in conjunction with the Dynamic Group, the “revolutionary skyscraper” features spinning floors with hung like rings around an immobile cement core that offer residents a constantly changing view of the Persian Gulf and the Dubai’s skyline. Giant wind turbines installed between every floor will generate enough electricity to power the entire building, and lifts will allow penthouse residents to park their cars right in their apartments.
The Dubai-scraper will be 1,380 feet tall, with sales of apartments to begin in September with asking prices of around $3,000 per square foot. The smallest, at 1,330 square feet, will run ya about $4 million and the largest, a 12,900-square-foot villa, $38.7 million.
Fisher says a second Dynamic Tower planned for Moscow is now in the advanced design phase, which will have 70 floors and be 1,310 feet tall, will be located in the Moscow City area, the new prestigious part of the Russian capital.
“Our intention is to build the third rotating skyscraper in New York,” Dr. Fisher said. “Additional Dynamic Towers will be built around the world, following an expression of interest from developers, governments, and public officials to construct a Dynamic Tower in Canada, Germany, Italy, Korea and Switzerland.”
That’s exactly what New York needs. Maybe we should paint a giant target on it too….just to be completists…
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/686516/Dubai_Scores_1st_ShapeShifting_Skyscraper.html
#99: Isn’t it great how she drives you nuts with jealousy? She could be adopting all white kids but I bet you’d still find something to bit<h about that. I love the way she drives you nuts…it’s so you!
Wall-E Vs. Joli-E: Who Ya Got?
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Once again, it’s a weekend battle of head-to-head stars. In this corner, we have one half of the most talked about celebrity couple of the decade, Angelina Jolie starring as second banana in this weekend’s rated-R comic-book adaptation, Wanted. And in this corner we have the single most adorable, electronic gadget this side of Johnny 5, Pixar’s Wall-E. You know the rules. Let’s drop the cage. Two men enter! One man leaves!
In the box office this weekend: Winner = Wall-E
This one is a no-brainer. Pixar films dominate. Period. And with only one other rated-PG family film out there to compete, the field is wide open for Wall-E to trounce the competition. I don’t care how much hype Wanted has. It’s bloody, brutal and rated R. This is what we call counterprogramming. Unfortunately for Jolie, Wall-E draws from a large portion of the geek/nerd audience that they were hoping for to pad the numbers for Wanted.
In the critical arena: Winner = Wall-E
Let’s, for a second, ignore the fact that Jolie is given very little to do here except glower and look pensive. And let’s ignore for a moment that she’s being directed by someone for whom English is a second language. Wanted is a fun summer blockbuster that will be praised by some for its fast and loose play with the laws of physics and CG techniques and reviled by others for being a derivative mess. Wall-E is a film so good it defies even Pixar’s own standards for excellence. It will blow the minds of people everywhere for just how wildly original and beautifully done it is. It is not just the best of the summer films, it is a film that will be on top 10 lists of virtually every critic by the end of the year. It will win the Best Animated Movie Oscar award and there will no doubt be countless other accolades heaped upon it. Nothing this summer quite compares to it.
In their careers: Winner = Joli-E
Wall-E is gonna sell a lot of toys. Hell, rumor has it that the moment the first trailer came out, demand for Wall-E action figures and remote-control robots skyrocketed at toy and Disney stores, to a level yet unseen for an unreleased film. Kids already love him and they’ve barely seen him. But Jolie? The woman is a force of freaking nature. There’s an old rule in Hollywood that after three bad films you lose your seat at the table. Jolie has made five. The reigning queen of big-budget awful cinema, she’s spent the better part of the last three years making up for her string of early decade awfulness by making solid effort after solid effort. All while turning her finely sculpted body into a well-publicized baby machine. She is unstoppable and is about five years away from achieving legendary status.
In a fight: Winner = Joli-E
And not because Wall-E is cute, cuddly and easily frightened, but because Jolie scares the living s**t out of me.
Winner = Wall-E
This weekend everything about this summer changes. This film will be talked about well into the fall and all through Oscar season.
thanks JJ;)
# 155 the real tita @ 06/26/2008 at 3:16 pm #99: Isn’t it great how she drives you nuts with jealousy? She could be adopting all white kids but I bet you’d still find something to bit<h about that. I love the way she drives you nuts…it’s so you!
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hello tita and hugs to you.
i agree with your post. no matter what angelina does some people just choose to be in a snit. she is a happy lovely lady who is living life to the fullest . she is doing for others and raising a happy healthy family. how someone could find fault is beyond me.
Chicago’s the setting for some sour gun p*rn
It’ll be fun, up to a point, for Chicago audiences to see “Wanted.” Russian director Timur Bekmametov, who’s now shooting the third in his “Night Watch” trilogy, filmed parts of his adaptation of the “Wanted” comic books on location in Wrigleyville, the Loop and other settings, and the results make our poor, beleaguered CTA trains look like they can fly like the wind. Can you imagine an action sequence involving the “L” where the train moved at its actual top speed? The stunt people would die of boredom.
The Chicago-ness of “Wanted” is entertaining (though for the most part the city’s stand-in is Prague), and the cast certainly tones things up, despite the glaring lack of muscle tone of its female star, Angelina Jolie. Yet I sort of hated this picture. If you went for “Sin City” or “Shoot ‘Em Up,” you’ll probably enjoy “Wanted.” I like my trash with a little less fetishism when it comes to instruments of slaughter.
The non-human stars of the film are the bullets. When fired correctly, the gats these killers use shoot bullets that can bend around an obstacle to hit a target and make him go splooey, blood all over the place. I suppose this gives “Wanted” a hook. But it’s pretty stupid one.
McAvoy plays Wesley, a cubicle-dwelling schmo dragooned into joining The Fraternity, a shadow group of assassins who operate on the right side of the moral equation but the wrong side of the law. (In the books they’re on the wrong side of everything.) Wesley never knew his father, but his father apparently was one of the best of the assassins. It’s in his blood–Wesley must kill. His mentor is Fox (Jolie), who works for Sloan ( Morgan Freeman), as does The Gunsmith (Chicago rapper Common), and the movie is essentially a punishing training sequence followed by a killing spree, followed by Jolie glowering without blinking, followed by little flourishes such as a man getting hit in the face with a computer keyboard, leading to the sight of the flying letters plus one bloody tooth spelling out an unprintable phrase.
The comic books by Mark Millar and J.G. Jones are morally objectionable in part for all, as the Catholic Legion of Decency would say.
In the books, Wesley immediately realizes the advantages of getting in touch with his sociopathic dark side: He picks off stray pedestrians for training purposes and then begins killing everybody he ever had a grudge against. His multidirectional rage against ethnic minorities and women leaves gallons of blood all over the streets.
“Can you believe I raped an A-list celebrity and it didn’t even make the news? That’s how deep The Fraternity goes, my friend,” Wesley says in the book.
The movie cleans up most of that heinousness, though it’s full-on pornography when it comes to the bullet’s-eye-view effects shots. What are Jolie and Freeman and McAvoy doing here, besides acting cooler than Clive Owen in “Shoot ‘Em Up”? Cashing a check, that’s what. Bekmametov may have talent, but the arrested-adolescent “escapism” of this picture emits a pretty bad odor.
THEY HATE WANTED…SORRY AJ, ANOTHER BOMB
The girls are such cuties.
Angelina
After my last divorce, I said I was absolutely going to marry somebody in another field, an aid worker or something. Then I met Brad, everything I wasn’t looking for, but the best man, the best father I could possibly wish for, you know?
CLINIQUA @ 06/26/2008 at 2:37 pm
I think Chin Maniston has had some kind of refresher (probably a restylane filler-upper), because her face looks way more misshapen, immobile and awful than it did shooting the owen wilson dog movie. I think she got used to that whole front laced wig with bangs pulling her old mug so taut, that when shooting was over and they took the wig off in the makeup and hair trailer, and her fugly 40 yr old face ‘fell,’ she was probably traumatized. hence another frenzied rash trip to Dr. Kakookoo. Filler up doc!! pathetic and fug.
CLUNKER the Jennifer Aniston LOVER. WTF are you doing talking about her AGAIN in an AJ thread. Darlin, it’s been WEEKS since you’ve been able to see the fake pregnancy…..why don’t you just post about that and stop showing you jealousy that Aniston LOOKS YOUNGER and BETTER than ever. mwwwwwwahahahahahahaha! I love seeing you flip your cork.
Maybe that guy that Angie is talking to in the pic is her doctor? He should be there by now if she’s about due. I still think she’s scheduled for a first to second week of July birth, it’s either both boys or 1 of each gender and she’s going to deliver in Princess Grace Hospital in Monaco.
HERESHEISFOLKS
Jennifer?
Waving @ Vicki, alox, anoble, briseis, missouri fan, ellen, felinelilly, angel, senior, meli and all the JP Fans out there :) :)
ENJOY WANTED :D :D :D :D
wanted opens tomorrow 6/27
wanted opens tomorrow 6/27
wanted opens tomorrow 6/27
eddie jones @ 06/26/2008 at 12:48 pm
aw look how multicultural she is, black and white kids, isn’t this just great………………………………………………………………………..
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You are a pathetic nincompoop. Ask yourself what have you done to make this a better world. You hate people you don’t even know. What you wrote describes who you are A VILE HATEFUL SCUM OF THE EARTH!
HERESHEISFOLKS @ 06/26/2008 at 3:25 pm
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when you’re blind, of course you will think x looks “younger and better”, and please don’t talk about fake, cause you’re blindness (and stupidity) is making you forget that X face is fake LOL
where is holly? did she have her baby?
ANYONE can stuff a pillow up their dress…this picture proves NOTHING. I’m sticking with ET until their investigation is done. CAN’T WAIT for yet another lie to be exposed.
p.s. I hear there is a NO CLOTHES ON JOLIE scene in Wanted….she said she’d NEVER do another one because of the children….welp another lie PLUS the boob shot she gave the pap on PURPOSE a month ago..morE N*DES WTF is up with her…why does she LIE like that?
I’m SURE you minions can come up with SOME excuse why she’d lie like that.
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when you’re blind, of course you will think x looks “younger and better”, and please don’t talk about fake, cause you’re blindness (and stupidity) is making you forget that X face is fake LOL
WHATever CLUNKER..you’re STILL obsessed with her pretty OR ugly.
hello YES, how are you sweetie? hugs.
some of thse pysco trolls make me shake my head,their comments are getting worst
pregnancyMAA
you are really stupid…
pregnancyMAA @ 06/26/2008 at 3:35 pm
Angelina didn’t say she would never do a another nude scene. that was BRAD and just look at shiloh’s new movie to see that HE was lying but of course you love the botox leather face so i guess it doesn’t matter.
zahltjetzt @ 06/26/2008 at 2:38 pm
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Are you kidding me??
Longtime fans know of that fantastic picture of Angelina holding Maddox while speaking to Colin. That picture is priceless because of the looks Maddox gives Colin. He’s looking at Colin with a wtf and eww look ROTFLMAO.
pathetic psyco trolls give it up
1) an angelina siting just a DAY before her movie is out after being on “bed rest” all that time (p.s. ANOTHER lie exposed…what’s she doing up if she’s been order on bed rest BIG OLE EYE ROLE)
2) a brangeline “donation” announcement (can’t do the charity thing quiet like most) just a DAY before her movie comes out.
I’m teling you these two DO NOT have a brain in their head…they’re PR is so obvious they’ll never been seen an sincere again. The media is so onto them I kinda almost feel sorry for her….but really it’s funny as he!!.
X fans are sick from Jealousy.Funny X ended up with Urinator Pure Karma.And no matter what X fans say she did have Plastic Surgery and she is Looking Old when Urinator gets done with her she will really look old,because when he is tired of her,he will kick her to street and this guy will not care or have mercy ,Mayer will tell all,he is that kind of guy.. B&A will be the family that stays together.But we will See Huh.See who has last laugh.
chicago @ 06/26/2008 at 3:22 pm
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Yawwwwwwwn we know your type. It’s it’s a bomb it’s Angie’s fault but if it’s a hit it’s because of James McAvoy. Yeah right. Why don’t you say that it’s a bomb for Morgan Freeman? He has more screen time than Angie. Why isn’t anyone keeping tabs on his box office totals?
nike @ 06/26/2008 at 3:09 pm ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………is that you cliniqua? is your keyboard messed up?
LMAO still Obsessed with Brad.. Twenty Four Seven, Brad this and Brad that …..Brad, Brad , Brad…. Poor thing.
I wish her for a succesful delivery for the babies and good health for her. God bless the PITT -JOLIE families . Thanks JJ for the new pictures, your really GREAT!!!
Ok–I am sorry but here it goes…((happy dance))…
Yooo, the JP haters and trolls :lol: :lol: Oyyy–what a slam in your ugly faces just like your 40 year old idol whose chances of having a baby is diminishing by the hour let alone dreams of being an A lister…ROTFLMAO!!! And as loyal JP fans ….we love it!!!! Sooo, just watch this :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03kiwM_5vw
bed rest does NOT mean to stay in bed 24/7.
go ask a doctor
Bed rest means minimize (slow down) daily activity.
from /Film
One thing that we haven’t talked much about on /Film is the looming SAG strike (the contract expires on June 30th). And truth is the strike might directly effect your fandom more immediately than the writers strike. Our friends at Collider point out that the strike could mean that any actor with a SAG card would not be allowed to promote anything that has to do with a movie studio property.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/24/will-the-sag-strike-ruin-comic-con/#comments
JEnnifer aniston alias pregnancyMAA
its me @ 06/26/2008 at 3:50 pm
is that you cliniqua? is your keyboard messed up?
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No, I’m NOT cliniqua
The bed rest bull came from a Tab so it is most likely untrue. As for the trolls, we should ignore them.
guli,i love the video
#158: Hello, vicki. How are you feeling? Hope everything’s going well for you, your mom and the whole family. Haven’t been able to post lately cause my other computer crashed and is out for repairs. I’ve had to scramble in the storage to find one of our old desktops. Glad I found one (allocated to be for kid’s game computer) but couldn’t find the speakers so I don’t have sounds (sniff, sniff).
Yes, the haters are losing much more than their minds. They’ve lost their self-worth, their dignity and their souls in their envy and jealousy of this great couple. They’re going to absolutely go bananas with the birth of the twins…and I’m absolutely loving it.
tabitha @ 06/26/2008 at 3:57 pm The bed rest bull came from a Tab so it is most likely untrue. As for the trolls, we should ignore them.
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Yes, you’re right.
Angie has NEVER said “bed rest”.
It’s another of the TABLOID INVENTIONS.
#175 lmao @ 06/26/2008 at 3:41 pm,God, you are such a joke!Considering the fact you came here quoting Ted C you are in postion to be critical ANYONE.BTW stop being a chickensh*t and use your REAL screen name.Brad’s owns your ignorant ass.
I see nothing has changed,the same trolls posting hate.
guys wanted is started today on select places
guli @ 06/26/2008 at 3:52 pm Ok–I am sorry but here it goes…((happy dance))…
Yooo, the JP haters and trolls Oyyy–what a slam in your ugly faces just like your 40 year old idol whose chances of having a baby is diminishing by the hour let alone dreams of being an A lister…ROTFLMAO!!! And as loyal JP fans ….we love it!!!! Sooo, just watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03kiwM_5vw
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Omg, I love this video. thanks so much for posting. it is beautiful, their love is so obvious. Thank God they found each other.
Hey guli.. It is quite funny to see how upset these trolls are, STILL after so long.. They are determined, I’ll give them That.. But again I say We are stuck with the stupid ones. The smarter ones moved on long ago.. Sigh, I miss the good ol’ Day’s..
Cheers guli
chicago @ 06/26/2008 at 3:22 pm
THEY HATE WANTED…SORRY AJ, ANOTHER BOMB
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And Rolling Stone, Premiere Magazine, Variety, Hollywood Reporter, USA Today, NewsDay, New York Magazine, MSNBC, Philadelphia Daily, Arizona Republic, Washington Post, Empire Magazine, etc.
loved it. Sorry to disappoint you.
Someone posted a prediction a few threads back that Wanted will make around 100 million domestically. I think that would be an accurate figure.
Thanks so much Jared for the thread and the clearer pictures. Waves and best wishes to the JP fans. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03kiwM_5vw
Thankyou Guli. this is my new favorite video. Love it so much!!
You guys are all nuts the haters and the loons! I haven’t been to this sit in two months and I think I’ll stay away again. This is nuts!
# 182 julia @ 06/26/2008 at 3:51 pm LMAO still Obsessed with Brad.. Twenty Four Seven, Brad this and Brad that …..Brad, Brad , Brad…. Poor thing.
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And she’s a coward to boot.She has to hide behind SEVERAL screen names to post her sh*t!Pathetic!!!!
vickifromtexas @ 06/26/2008 at 3:38 pm hello YES, how are you sweetie? hugs.
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I’m good, thank you :)
You??
Hugs :D
I wish Jolie a safe delivery,and I know Brad ’s Parents are very proud of Angelina,she is not a fake like X was,Thank Goodness he got rid of that Ugly old hag,Brad would still be waiting to be a father.
#170: Of course, you’d stick with the stupids…you’re stupid! stupid is as stupid does…birds of stupid feathers, stick together (cause they’re nothing if not stupid). So stupid?…continue on being being stupid.
Got that, stupid?
# 193 the real lou @ 06/26/2008 at 4:00 pm #175 lmao @ 06/26/2008 at 3:41 pm,God, you are such a joke!Considering the fact you came here quoting Ted C you are in postion to be critical ANYONE.BTW stop being a chickensh*t and use your REAL screen name.Brad’s owns your ignorant ass.
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That sould have read,”Considering the fact you came here quoting Ted C you are in NO postion to be critial of ANYONE.”
the real lou @ 06/26/2008 at 4:04 pm
# 182 julia @ 06/26/2008 at 3:51 pm LMAO still Obsessed with Brad.. Twenty Four Seven, Brad this and Brad that …..Brad, Brad , Brad…. Poor thing.
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And she’s a coward to boot.She has to hide behind SEVERAL screen names to post her sh*t!Pathetic!!!!
Shhh….
She think She’s Fooling Us .. :wink:
I am a Angie/Brad fan, has always been. Why is it wrong just to voice what I am thinking. I have been for Angie and Brad always. Geez, it seems that one can not even voice any type of thinking about what is going on. Was only thinking after seeing the pics of the Mandela in London, that he will never be 90 again and how Angie and Brad had attended a Mandela function before together. I am not a troll and not an “X” fan. Brad and Angie 100%.
Finally, a new Angie thread. Wow, I am so excited to see “Wanted” on Saturday. It is the most talked about action movie this summer. Angie, James and Morgan are all talented actors. I don’t even read critics and comparison of this movie from Wall-e because it is not comparable because both movies target a different audience. WALL-E is an animated film for kids while “Wanted” is an r-rated movie for adults. There is no point of comparison. Box office figures will include the figures from international theatres eventually so what is the big deal? The haters/so-called critics just wantt to have a say on anything against Angelina, which is interesting because it is mainly a James McAvoy movie.
Can anybody tell if that’s a cast on Z’s arm? That would explain the ambulance at their home last week.
guli @ 06/26/2008 at 3:52 pm
Ok–I am sorry but here it goes…((happy dance))…
Yooo, the JP haters and trolls :lol: :lol: Oyyy–what a slam in your ugly faces just like your 40 year old idol whose chances of having a baby is diminishing by the hour let alone dreams of being an A lister…ROTFLMAO!!! And as loyal JP fans ….we love it!!!! Sooo, just watch this :-)
What is a 50-year-old woman doing laughing at someone only 39? WTF is wrong with you? slamming someone 39 at your age? You better hope you’re daughter never has issues with a cheating man or getting pregnant…you’ll look back on your nastiness towards a woman whom you have NO IDEA ABOUT HER FERTILITY TROUBLES and cry.
I dont’ get you idiots…brad stated IMPLICITLY that he didn’t leave JA because she wouldn’t have his children and yet you morons CONTINUALLY yammer on about it. You don’t know that she may have tried unscucessfully to do that and HE got impatient. YOU above ALL are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. (old enough to be a grandmother and you better hope your karma gets corrected and that your daughter is HAWT enough to even KEEP a man…after all isn’t that the ONLY prerequisit you loons think is needed for “love”? You disgust me.
it is probably just a long sleaved shirt she is wearing under her pink dress. The same dress she was wearing on the beach.
The girls look so adorable. Love to see Zahara running around, and Shiloh seems to be eating something(per usual). Hope Angelina has a safe delivery and all goes well.
# 206 lsam @ 06/26/2008 at 4:10 pm
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You’re right. Comparing Wall-E and Wanted is like comparing apples and oranges. It’s useless. Angie is getting great reviews and deservedly so. She’s definitely super hot in this movie. I don’t forsee it being a mega blockbuster due to the extreme violence, but it will do very well.
Go see Wanted!!
Thanks JJ. Now I know the real score. She hasn’t delivered yet .
Keep it coming.
And Jennifer stated that it wasn’t because of any cheating so …shove off.
I think by the end it wasn’t about babies..cause he had decided Jen was not who he wanted as the mother of HIS kids. it may have been one factor, but in the end it was about trust and honesty. And saying she wanted kids was just one area she wasnt honest about. In the end it became about wanting different things in life. He has all he ever wanted and presumably, so does she.
Hiya–aimee, julia, angel, ashby, faye66, real tita, lsam ,real lou, jules, and to all JP fans who are here right now :-)
This is great—we are waiting for the twins arrival and the idiots are losing their sh!t!!!! Love it :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lob_QWYt7vo&feature=related
Thanks for the thread Just Jared. Best wishes to AJ on a healthy and happy delivery of the twins. No need to wait on an ET investiagation to be completed (please!!!). ET relied on bogus, internet rumors and paid for it with their reputation(what’s left of it). However, whatever gets you through the day troll. I have never seen a bunch of people worrying about a woman having babies.
I am looking forward to seeing WANTED. It looks like a fun-filled, popcorn summer movie. No need to over-anazlyze the movie or worry about timid critics and haters. Just enjoy the ride.
Good afternoon to all BAMPZS+2 fans. Too much good stuff happening. One troll is taking one negative review and using it as some type of predictor of things to come. Gawd they are grabbing at straws. Another said Wanted will flop like Angie’s other films. Beowulf, KFP are Angie’s latest films and neither of them flopped.
And neither Angie or Brad announced their donation. The organization did the announcinng. x can’t even get her movie into the theater. Plus she made two others that are not even mentioned. And she has not made any donations. Trolls give it up. Even DT is singing the joliepitts praises. You are out of touch with the times. The time for hating has past. Get on the good foot and stop hating. Listen to one of guli’s videos and do a happy dance. You’ll not only feel better, you’ll look better. Peace
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/25/entertainment/main4209508.shtml?source=RSSattr=Entertainment_4209508
I like this review. “Just sit down, shut up and hold on.”
Review: Jolie Slays ‘Em In “Wanted”
Actress Heats Up The Screen With James McAvoy In “Wildly Outlandish Action Flick”
AP) The movie is called “Wanted” and the star is Angelina Jolie. No, it is not a documentary.
(AP) The movie is called “Wanted” and the star is Angelina Jolie. No, it is not a documentary.
It is, in fact, a super-stylized, wildly outlandish action flick that will pick you up, throw you around, drop you back down on the ground and leave you begging for more. It’s the ideal, mindless summer thrill ride - one you can never take too seriously, even when it starts to take itself too seriously.
Based on the graphic novels by Mark Millar and J.G. Jones, “Wanted” follows the unlikely transformation of Wesley Gibson (the increasingly versatile James McAvoy) from miserable cubicle dweller to master assassin. When we first meet him, he’s being berated yet again by his obnoxious hag of a boss; if you know anything about anything, you know that in a fantasy world like this, she will surely get hers in the end.
Jolie, as the appropriately named Fox, yanks Wesley from his dreary life and introduces him to The Fraternity, a secret society of freakishly skilled, highly trained killers - of whom his recently murdered father, the man he never knew, was the best of the best. They’ve been around for 1,000 years and, as their cover, they work in a textile mill. Because no one would ever suspect that.
Kazakhstan-born director Timur Bekmambetov clearly had a blast emptying his own clip of filmmaking tricks: sped-up sequences, slo-mo, curving bullets that defy the laws of physics. And he serves up one tremendous car chase that will make you apprehensive about driving through Chicago anytime soon.
When things finally reach their breathless conclusion, not a hair is out of place in Jolie’s perfect, sexy twist. She’s back in butt-kicking Mrs. Smith mode - lethal but cheeky. The diminutive McAvoy, meanwhile, maintains much of the underdog likability we saw from him in the underappreciated coming-of-age comedy “Starter for 10,” but it’s obvious he’s had a few visits with a personal trainer. (It seems the Scottish actor has also seen a dialect coach, and has come back with a solid American accent.)
Sure, you’ve seen plenty of this type of amped-up nonsense before - in the “Matrix” series, or in last summer’s ultraviolent “Shoot ‘Em Up,” which was just as elaborately choreographed and edited but felt like more of an onslaught. That doesn’t make “Wanted” any less enjoyable.
And certainly you could have a philosophical debate about the merits of The Fraternity’s purpose: to kill people who were fated to do evil deeds anyway. But that would needlessly tax your brain, and there’s no room for that now. Just sit down, shut up and hold on.
I see that jared posted a thread on Agyness Deyn and posted a comment.
Here’e an interesting article on Japan using US stars in their ads including Brad & Cameron Diaz are are two of the biggest stars. :
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/13/AR2007011301375.html
yuppiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yuppiiiiiiiiiiiii
spain won against russia 3-0
WE ARE IN THE FINAL OF THE EURO
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thanks Jared for the new pics.
I wander if ET will retract their story or just pretend it never happened, and they never suggested two pregnant women were duplicitous.
I was also surprised that non of the other entertainment shows covered these new pictures yesterday.
Are they covering up for ET, closing ranks as it were??? Does that mean there is honour, however messed up, among gossips???
For the person saying Wall-E will outdo Wanted.Maybe its a kids movie look at KFP. It was well excepted. But also other movies that you would think noone wants to see are making big bucks. The movie business is booming because people choose to not spend too much money traveling and other things because of the economy. They stay close to home and this is entertainment for the summer. IF The Happening and Get Smart made 30 mil opening Wanted will do at least 40 even though Wall E is coming out. IT will be a big weekend for both. It’s funny how people want AJ to fail when its not even her movie its and allstar cast.
She’s not carrying it although using her name in advertising will
Looking forward to WANTED tomorrow! CBS is not alone in seeing it for the popcorn fest that it is!
There are like 95% Positive reviews and 5% negative. That’s brilliant.
As for the Shesheido range, it’s stupid to think that Angie was or will ever be their only model! Look at Loreal, Chanel or No.7 ranges. Seriously people are a re so gullible and easily led by hateful, manupilative, lying blogs: Perez et al.
Didn’t Perez say Naomi Campbell was banned from Mr Mandela’s birthday party??? Well guess who was there, Perez??
Well, kids movies usually do well, maybe it is just me, but it didnt look like a movie I wanted to see. Im not a little kid though I love watching kid movies sometimes, if they are good. Everytime I saw Wall-E previews, I never was slightly interested in seeing it.
# 221 It is all media attention
You need to return to school and you need to listen carefully to your teachers.
this family was created on CHEATING ,HUMILIATING PUBLICLY, LYING to another person the things based on the above never last and to me are disgusting so nothing cute or to gash or to bless for me there if you sick people thing being cheated by your husband is ok it is your pinion i just wish it happens to you PUBLICLY so you can see how it feels like
Almost there Angie! :-)
I bet she is more than ready to give birth, that last few weeks sucks…not only physically but by then you are soooo ready to see the baby, or in this case babies!
The review I read said that WANTED is going to be THE action movie of the summer. I can’t wait to go see it…
I think it’s great that Brad & Angie donated to the Armed Services YMCA….I was a member when my husband served and they provide really great programs when your spouse is deployed. The HERO Program is supposed to be really awesome for the kids.
But really any cause the JP’s donate too is going to be worthy, it’s all about the fact that they are willing and trying to help people.
Yeah I am looking forward to the day that Zac, Chace, ZacChace, Paris and Linho take over Hollywood. I am sure the suits are crying in their $3000 dollar suits. Give me BP, AJ and the “old” Hollywood any day. Trolls are too funny. All that righteous indignition going nowhere.
ñññ @ 06/26/2008 at 4:55 pm yuppiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yuppiiiiiiiiiiiii
spain won against russia 3-0
WE ARE IN THE FINAL OF THE EURO
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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That’s great, congratulations! :) I haven’t been able to watch all the matches, who are you playing?
It is all media attention. @ 06/26/2008 at 5:19 pm
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Actually, it looks like the pics were taken from a helicoptor, Shiloh sees them and is looking up at the pap.
In any case, not everyone raises their children the same way….speaking different languages is a good thing in this day and age. And Maddox goes to a school that has locations worldwide so the curriculum is probably the same wherever he goes. Plus, he most likely has friends at each school he attends so he gets a chance to have a slice of variety as opposed to seeing the same freaking kids year after year. Kids like these will grow to be international residents and world leaders (and I don’t mean just politics) because they will have first-hand knowledge and experience of the WORLD. They will be able to relate to all parts of the globe and all it’s people….
“Proper education” ….lmao…it scares me to think of what your version of that means!
cheaters
Jennifer didn’t get cheated on. Did you not read what the people involved have all said about this? Brad was honest, jen knew this was coming a long time, she said he wasnt the love of her life. They werent happy. You and jen were just mad cause Brad moved on first. Too bad. if it had been jen who found love first, no one would have complained
Please move on, stop reading tabloid lies and stop slandering two wonderful people and a beautiful family.
Is Angelina Jolie still pregnant?
Yes, if you believe blurry photos snapped from a helicopter over Miraval, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new French chateau compound, of a clearly pregnant brunet woman in a black dress who sure looks like Angelina, outside with Shiloh and Zahara.
The photos ran in InTouch but strangely were not promoted on the cover for what they are: THE PHOTOS THAT PROVE ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL PREGNANT!
Instead, the photo — taken June 22, according to InTouch — ran buried with a story on how Brad has left Angelina again. Their big cover story was “39 Best & Worst Beach Bodies,” a predictable summer feature.
“Entertainment Tonight,” which broke the story of Angelina’s twins’ birth May 30 after getting e-mail confirmation allegedly from her assistant, ran the photo on its June 24 show.
I caught the show, which had an InTouch rep talking about the photo. “There has been speculation in the world media that she already had the babies, but just two days ago, our photographer got a rare shot of Angelina taking a break from bed rest,” the rep said. But there was a mention of the obvious: that it’s impossible to clearly see the woman’s face in the image.
What do you think? Is that really Angelina? Or is it her also-pregnant lookalike assistant. Holly Goline? And have I been watching too many conspiracy videos?
And how about Brad and Angelina’s $1-million donation to a children’s charity? I tell ya, that darn junkie Angelina — according to Dr. Drew Pinsky — running around giving away money to save children and drawing attention to herself. Sheesh.
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The idiot Snead of LA Times thinks that the woman in the pic is Holly not Angie! I guess she must be reall BJFFIs Angelina Jolie still pregnant?
Yes, if you believe blurry photos snapped from a helicopter over Miraval, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new French chateau compound, of a clearly pregnant brunet woman in a black dress who sure looks like Angelina, outside with Shiloh and Zahara.
The photos ran in InTouch but strangely were not promoted on the cover for what they are: THE PHOTOS THAT PROVE ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL PREGNANT!
Instead, the photo — taken June 22, according to InTouch — ran buried with a story on how Brad has left Angelina again. Their big cover story was “39 Best & Worst Beach Bodies,” a predictable summer feature.
“Entertainment Tonight,” which broke the story of Angelina’s twins’ birth May 30 after getting e-mail confirmation allegedly from her assistant, ran the photo on its June 24 show.
I caught the show, which had an InTouch rep talking about the photo. “There has been speculation in the world media that she already had the babies, but just two days ago, our photographer got a rare shot of Angelina taking a break from bed rest,” the rep said. But there was a mention of the obvious: that it’s impossible to clearly see the woman’s face in the image.
What do you think? Is that really Angelina? Or is it her also-pregnant lookalike assistant. Holly Goline? And have I been watching too many conspiracy videos?
And how about Brad and Angelina’s $1-million donation to a children’s charity? I tell ya, that darn junkie Angelina — according to Dr. Drew Pinsky — running around giving away money to save children and drawing attention to herself. Sheesh.
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The idiot Snead at LA Times insinuates that the woman in the pic is Holly. I guess she must be really BFF with Mary Hart! What a moron!
What are they going to do, (ET) are they going to apologize? I don’t watch those shows so I don’t know when they are going to pay up!
If they haven’t apologized by now, they most likely won’t. And that snead woman is a joke.
Hi Yes good to see you hope you are having a good summer
And that is so obviously Angie, doesn’t look like Holly at all. I really think that no one should report on the Jp’s except for fans. LOL No way would a fan mistake Holly for Angie.
Official announcement from Warner Brothers of X movie pushed back!
Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema’s “He’s Just Not That Into You” Opens Nationwide Friday, February 6, 2009
June 26, 2008 05:12 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore Star in a New Romantic Comedy Based on the Best-Selling Novel by “Sex and the City” Series Alumni Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
BURBANK, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–As a prelude to the most romantic day of the year, Valentine’s Day, Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema will release the star-studded romantic comedy “He’s Just Not That Into You” nationwide on Friday, February 6, 2009, it was announced today by Dan Fellman, Warner Bros. Pictures President of Domestic Distribution.
In making the announcement, Fellman stated, “‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ has an amazing cast and delivers as a romantic comedy and a date movie, making it a perfect release for the Valentine’s Day window.”
“He’s Just Not That Into You” is based on the best-selling book of the same name by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, who worked together as a writer and consultant, respectively, on the beloved HBO series “Sex and the City.” The film explores, with heart, humor and candor, the social and emotional machinations of modern-day relationships and how men and women often misconstrue the intentions of the opposite sex.
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Lol, Valentine’s day? Since when people wants to see movie about non-committment on Valentine’s day?
tita, we are coping. it’s just really hard sometimes. i am glad you had a backup computer. aren’t the trolls going to go crazy when the twins are born. hugs.
In making the announcement, Fellman stated, “‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ has an amazing cast and delivers as a romantic comedy and a date movie, making it a perfect release for the Valentine’s Day window.”
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And the spin goes on.
off topic @ 06/26/2008 at 6:02 pm Official announcement from Warner Brothers of X movie pushed back!
Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema’s “He’s Just Not That Into You” Opens Nationwide Friday, February 6, 2009
June 26, 2008 05:12 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore Star in a New Romantic Comedy Based on the Best-Selling Novel by “Sex and the City” Series Alumni Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
BURBANK, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–As a prelude to the most romantic day of the year, Valentine’s Day,
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The last time I heard Valentine’s days is February 14 not Feb 6. Lol, New line has a flimsy excuse for their bad film.
ñññ @ 06/26/2008 at 4:55 pm yuppiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yuppiiiiiiiiiiiii
spain won against russia 3-0
WE ARE IN THE FINAL OF THE EURO
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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yay!!!!!!!! looks like you’re going to get your Spain Germany final!
i don’t think i ‘ll be posting tomorrow so
HAPPY BIRTHDAY alia :) :)
Angie ’s legs are swollen that means anytime soon, she will have the twins. I will watch ‘Wanted” tomorrow with my hubby.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
It is all media attention. @ 06/26/2008 at 5:19 pm
I keep thinking that maybe an intelligent logical troll will one day emerge from your cesspools of stupidity but here you go reinforcing the truth that troll’s DNA mutated and abnormal chromosomes were replicated and only genetically defective trolls were born.
So how is Brad a father in name only?
Brad is THE FATHER OF ALL SIX OF HIS CHILDREN, PERIOD. Is Johnny Depp also a father in name only? Is Mark Walberg a father in name only? NOPE, only Brad according to you.
You do not know this family. You do not know anything about this family other than regurgitated tab lies. Nothing you vent has any validity. It’s as if the tabs opened your mostly empty cranium and poured in their lies to fill the vacant cavity with their filth.
Brad and Angelina get all the media attention in the world just by existing, they do not seek it, the media seeks them, constantly. They do all they can to get out of the spotlight.
Angelina’s last 2 movies opened at #1. What media attention does she need? She is besieged with new scripts 100% of the time, she is sought after by every director and studio. She just worked with Clint Eastwood and he sings her phrases as one of the greatest actresses. Brad just worked with TMalick, a recognized genius and the Coen Bros who won Oscars this year. Both their careers are doing great.
Angelina plans to just be a mom for a while while Brad works. Only a fool would find fault with putting your family first.
The pix were taken from a helicopter of them on the 2nd floor balcony of their home, an invasion of both their privacy and property. Other pix have been taken by copters, this one just happened to catch them outside and take pixs with a long lens from a great distance.
What have you given to dare to turn your runny infected nose up at $1 million $$ to assist kids in both the US and Iraq who have been harmed by a war begun by the US based on lies?
You are just utterly profoundly disgustingly stupid, like all you fellow trolls. Blind irrational hate for strangers for no reason at all, expressed toward a couple who have caused no harm to you or anyone else is your only fuel. You are a worthless spineless disgrace of a woman who refuses to recognize good people who do good things for others without expecting any reward while continuing to worship a woman who would wipe her muddy feet on you and keep walking.
I am a sour grape jen fan who can’t move on. I hate the jolie pttt because my idol jen is still childless and cannot find an A lister to bang her. I am so bitter because jen cannot keep a man longer than 6 months and inspte of all the botox and surgeries jen had she still looks as homely as my doormat .
Why don’t they call the president Bush to withdraw all troops out of Iraq instead cleaning up after him? How many American lives have been lost in that never ending war over there already? How many suicide bombers killed the soldiers because the people don’t want the America presence?
Did she go to Iraq to support the troops and their presence? And now she is giving money to the Iraqi women and children to survive, whose husbands and fathers die because of the battle between the troops and those Iraqis?
“Oh yeah.. go kill the Iraqis men and let me take care and give their wives and children some food and things will be ok ”
How much contradiction is that?
What the hypocrisy !
Idiot snead @ 06/26/2008 at 5:41 pm
How often do you click her page ?
You should know the fact of you are making her happier.
Snead is smarter than you.
She absolutely knows how to make naives like you stir up.
You behave just same as angry Aniston fans did to Snead.
Attention. Hitts
I’m sure Angelina is counting the days. Happy upcoming delivery to her.
valentine’s day? @ 06/26/2008 at 6:06 pm
off topic @ 06/26/2008 at 6:02 pm Official announcement from Warner Brothers of X movie pushed back!
Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema’s “He’s Just Not That Into You” Opens Nationwide Friday, February 6, 2009
June 26, 2008 05:12 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore Star in a New Romantic Comedy Based on the Best-Selling Novel by “Sex and the City” Series Alumni Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
BURBANK, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–As a prelude to the most romantic day of the year, Valentine’s Day,
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The last time I heard Valentine’s days is February 14 not Feb 6. Lol, New line has a flimsy excuse for their bad film.
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LOL. isn’t this funny? It is the first time I heard Valentine’s day is Feb. 6.
off topic @ 06/26/2008 at 6:02 pm
What a joke!! People want to see sweet love stories on Valentine’s day which is Feb 14th. New Line did not bother to even come up with a better explanation, indicating little confidence in this film.
This pix must be really bad, it has been pushed back twice.
This is the real reason jen’s surrogates have crawled out of their cesspools to this thread.
I throw some wood on the fire for them, where is Travelling and Management, the 2 films she made before the dog movie? I know you trolls are lurking so delurk.
Angie makes films, makes multiple babies with Brad, takes care of Brad and their 4+2 babies 24/7, and her films all come out.
Well?
# 244 Cleaning up Bush’s act? @ 06/26/2008 at 6:19 pm
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your ignorance knows no bounds. she did not make the executive decision to put the united states in the war. our soldiers are there because they have to be and to show support to them is not diametrically opposed to supporting the iraqi women. she is not a hypocrite you are. you who finds fault when someone helps others. what are you doing to make this world a better place?
i am a jealous jen fan who has to scream at the ocean everytine i see cute shiloh and beautiful angelina. I feel bad because no matter how many times jen had surgeries and botox she still looks ugly
FYI–If Angie has been put on bed rest that does not mean she is never to get up. Even on bed rest you are supposed to get up to go to the bathroom and take short little walks around the house so that you don’t get blood pooling in the legs which can lead to blood clots. Bed rest does not mean staying in bed 24 hours a day. That would be very bad for her and the babies.
Here’s hoping for a healthy delivery of their babies and that they get to “cook” in there until they are ready to be born. God bless the Jolie-Pitts.
Can’t wait to see her movie tomorrow!!!!
I am huge jen fan who have so many names i dont even know what name to come up with. Just like my idol jen who got so many surgeries she looks different every week. I am so upset that angelina can get pregnant every year while my idol jen cannot, even with all the 6 guys she had banged in 3 years. Hopefully my idol jen will get pregnant with john’s daily shower
Antonio Banderas thinks Hollywood should grow up and be nicer to women. He took Tinseltown to task for ageism and sexism at his Los Angeles Film Festival’s tribute, using his wife, Melanie Griffith, 50, as a prime example of the entertainment industry’s discriminatory practices.
“My wife Melanie is one of the most important comedic actresses in America but Hollywood sometimes can be extremely cruel with women as they age,” Banderas, 47, told the L.A. Daily News at the Hammer Museum in Westwood on Tuesday.
He’s right about that. But it’s not just Hollywood. Check out these mean photos in a British tab. Jeepers. Why is everyone picking on Melanie?
“It may seem a little harsh to say this, but this town is like a factory that needs fresh flesh, and once actresses become 40 or 50 they are forgotten,” the Latin heartthrob said. “That’s the opposite of Europe where actresses like Simone Signoret are respected as they age and work until they die.”
He is telling the truth. For comedic & romcom actresses 40 is a horrible roadblock in movies, but not so much on TV. There is just too much young competition always hungry for work. An actress who is not siloed at 40+ can always work, look at Meryl Streep.
But Cameron Diaz is getting long in the tooth and Sandra Bullock works because she produces her own movies but even she is not as poular as she once was.
Thanks for the photos. They are nice. It is good to see mum and children having rest….
She is HUUUUUUUUUGE but she hasn’t dropped yet. I give her another two-three weeks.
I can’t stand it when angie is getting all the coverage and not my idol jen who even has to show her bu-tt crack just to be in the news. Why can’t they give jen as much publicity inspite of all the fake relationships and coochie parade she had been doing. And jen has to go through a lot just to look photogenic on cam. She has to go through several surgeries and botox just to look as young as john mayer. These tabloids should just write on how jen likes john’s daily shower in the hope of getting pregnant
It can hardly be called a children’s film, but a masterpiece of feature-film animation for all ages.
Full Review 06/26/08 Ken Fox
TV Guide’s Movie Guide
the truth is this @ 06/26/2008 at 6:14 pm
Hahaha. so this is the war between the ” burmuda triangle” fans and you are so stupid to assume that anyone who makes a negative about your idol is from your enemy’s side. You are such a chicken and brainless who gets paid by the them to keep doing blogs and make sure to shoot down anyone who don’t support your idols ?
Go check other more legitimate site like Eonline and take a good look at other people’s comment.
Let me tell you something, you can sit here 24/7 doing that without getting a cent from them. Or I could be wrong because you actually get paid to have a such filthy mouth like a toilette pot and the same mouth that you eat your food to feed your little brain.
You can keep doing just that for the rest of your life. You can fight yourself to death with your enemies over this ” burmuda triangle ” war.
This site is just fool of BS to let people like yourself to talk with a potty mouth. Other site would never let anyone talk like. So live here and grow your own fungus.
P.S Thanks Jared for letting me using some profanities for you :)
A genuine thrill ride that has the added bonus of being an action movie you don’t have to turn your brain off to enjoy.
Full Review | 1 Comment 06/26/08 Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
Top Critic
The thrilling stunts and hyperkinetic action scenes are the undisputed stars of this surprisingly entertaining film.
Full Review | Comment 06/26/08 Claudia Puig
USA Today
Top Critic
i am a huge jen fan and i it just hurt that jen is really barren and cannot get pregnant. If she is as fertile as angie she would have been pregnant by now from any of the 6 guys she had banged in the last 3 years.
If it’s spellbinding special effects and high-wire acts you crave, Wanted should be at the top of your list for big budget thrill rides.
Full Review | Comment 06/24/08 Malina Saval
Premiere Magazine
Wanted has the kind of irresistible summer-movie allure that makes studio executives drool in anticipation. Even its title must swim before their eyes and transform into ‘Want-to-See’.
Full Review | Comment 06/23/08 David Edelstein
the truth is this @ 06/26/2008 at 6:14 pm
It is all media attention. @ 06/26/2008 at 5:19 pm
I keep thinking that maybe an intelligent logical troll will one day emerge from your cesspools of stupidity but here you go reinforcing the truth that troll’s DNA mutated and abnormal chromosomes were replicated and only genetically defective trolls were born.
So how is Brad a father in name only?
Brad is THE FATHER OF ALL SIX OF HIS CHILDREN, PERIOD. Is Johnny Depp also a father in name only? Is Mark Walberg a father in name only? NOPE, only Brad according to you.
You do not know this family. You do not know anything about this family other than regurgitated tab lies. Nothing you vent has any validity. It’s as if the tabs opened your mostly empty cranium and poured in their lies to fill the vacant cavity with their filth.
Brad and Angelina get all the media attention in the world just by existing, they do not seek it, the media seeks them, constantly. They do all they can to get out of the spotlight.
Angelina’s last 2 movies opened at #1. What media attention does she need? She is besieged with new scripts 100% of the time, she is sought after by every director and studio. She just worked with Clint Eastwood and he sings her phrases as one of the greatest actresses. Brad just worked with TMalick, a recognized genius and the Coen Bros who won Oscars this year. Both their careers are doing great.
Angelina plans to just be a mom for a while while Brad works. Only a fool would find fault with putting your family first.
The pix were taken from a helicopter of them on the 2nd floor balcony of their home, an invasion of both their privacy and property. Other pix have been taken by copters, this one just happened to catch them outside and take pixs with a long lens from a great distance.
What have you given to dare to turn your runny infected nose up at $1 million $$ to assist kids in both the US and Iraq who have been harmed by a war begun by the US based on lies?
You are just utterly profoundly disgustingly stupid, like all you fellow trolls. Blind irrational hate for strangers for no reason at all, expressed toward a couple who have caused no harm to you or anyone else is your only fuel. You are a worthless spineless disgrace of a woman who refuses to recognize good people who do good things for others without expecting any reward while continuing to worship a woman who would wipe her muddy feet on you and keep walking.
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Great post.
Hi to julia,Felinelilly,bdj,vickifromtexas,angel,Yes,dina #1 and to all the fans of the Jolie-Pitts! :)
guli,when are you coming to our neighbour?
I’m so happy to see Angie and the girls again after so long(it’s almost a month,right?).Angelina looks huge,I think that the twins are coming really soon!
From http://www.boxofficeguru.com
Action audiences have been waiting for a summer film that lets the bullets fly so expect solid numbers for Universal’s Wanted. Adapted from the popular series of comics, the R-rated film stars James McAvoy as a lowly cubicle dweller drafted by an elite group of assassins to become one of them. Though she gets the ‘and’ credit, Angelina Jolie is the true commercial anchor of the film while Morgan Freeman joins the cast in his usual respected elder statesman role. The studio has had a tricky time with the marketing since the lead of the film has no box office clout whatsoever and is unproven in the action genre. At the same time, the secondary star is the most bankable woman for this type of picture. No female star can attract a crowd to an action vehicle like Shiloh’s mom.
Wanted has many positive attributes going into its debut frame. There is already a built-in audience for the source material, critics have been very upbeat in their reviews, and direct competition is not too strong given that the other wide openers from this weekend and last are all comedies. Moviegoers are hungry for an action offering that will give them something new. The film itself is slick and stylish which is exactly what sells right now. Plus it’s a different type of action flick since it has no super heroes, no aged archaeologists, and no princes from fantasyland. The combo of cool visual effects and Jolie’s starpower should propel the film to an impressive second place bow. Shooting its way into 3,176 locations, Wanted may open to about $36M.
#217: Frenchy, I love this part of the article re Shiseido:
“Our surveys showed that people in Japan think that Angelina Jolie has the most beautiful mouth in the world,” Terashi said. “For a company selling lipstick, that’s worth a great deal.”
Yeah!!!! You can bet that Zee and Shi will have a career like their mom, selling lip colors (since it’s going to be the future, it’ll probably be glow in the dark lipsticks!).
I am a dumb jen fan who is as dumb as her. I don’t even know what i where darfur is much less talk about a war that i dont even know who started it. Blame it on my medication. Just like my idol jen i don’t even know where darfur is.
It’s all media attention @ 06/26/2008 at 6:47 pm
the truth is this @ 06/26/2008 at 6:14 pm
Hahaha. so this is the war between the ” burmuda triangle” fans and you are so stupid to assume that anyone who makes a negative about your idol is from your enemy’s side. You are such a chicken and brainless who gets paid by the them to keep doing blogs and make sure to shoot down anyone who don’t support your idols ?
Go check other more legitimate site like Eonline and take a good look at other people’s comment.
Let me tell you something, you can sit here 24/7 doing that without getting a cent from them. Or I could be wrong because you actually get paid to have a such filthy mouth like a toilette pot and the same mouth that you eat your food to feed your little brain.
You can keep doing just that for the rest of your life. You can fight yourself to death with your enemies over this ” burmuda triangle ” war.
This site is just fool of BS to let people like yourself to talk with a potty mouth. Other site would never let anyone talk like. So live here and grow your own fungus.
P.S Thanks Jared for letting me using some profanities for you
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GREAT POST !
Hi Meli, real tita, and vicki if you’re still around. :D
I can’t wait for the babies either, I’m still guessing July 18th. :)
BBL
WOW!!! Brad and Angie giving $1 million to charity.
I love the Jolie-Pitts!
All set to go and watch WANTED tomorrow.
As a huge jen fan i am in so much pain when the issue of who dump who comes up. It hurst knowing that it would only take a miracle and john’s daily shower for jen to get pregnant. Finally jen’s surgeries and botox paid off.
#213: Hiya back, guli. Your trip’s getting closer and closer to it’s date. I was hoping you’d still be here for the delivery but unless she has the twins on the 4th, nothing doing eh? I think she really should have them on the 4th just so the trolls’ heads would explode with frustration. Then Angie can say she’s a real American, that’s why she chose the date. They can then have the christening and the wedding on Bastille day as a thank you to France for their hospitality. Neat ha?
WANTED is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO see it guys! Best popcorn movie this summer!
#241: Hi, Irma!!!! Sorry I was MIA. My laptop crashed and now I’m on a kid’s desktop until it’s either repaired or I get a new one.
Saying hello to anoble, felinelilly, briseis, carolina, alia, etc. Ariel, are you here? Waving to you and Anustin in Canada.
Greetings JP fans! The LA Times reporter, snead, is blind if anything.
Can’t she look at the arms of Angie and tell that those are Angie’s arms. As a big fan of Angie, I can spot her thin arms anywhere. If you look at the full screen, you can see the prominent veins that Angie is known for.
The family is beautiful and generous. There’s none better.
Peace
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALIA! I know i’m early but I have to say something now because it’s your birthday here already. I hope you have a wonderful day with you family and friends.
We will be watching Wanted here in Manila in about five hours time.
Looking forward to it.
# 277 Bijoux @ 06/26/2008 at 7:17 pm
Snead knows it’s Angie.
She is making fun of you. hahahahahahahahh
You people only read lines and not between lines.
i am a dumb angie’s fan who is as dumb as her. I don’t even know what i where darfur is much less talk about a war that i dont even know who started it. Blame it on my medication and my pregancy Just like my idol angie i did not know where it is so she went to Iraq to check it out and tell me about but i don’t even know where darfur even until now. so now i am hoping she will take me there one day to support my fellow american and will want help to select her to be american queen one day with brad to be the next bush.
thanks for your support i will so be grateful for all this
the truth is this @ 06/26/2008 at 6:14 pm It is all media attention. @ 06/26/2008 at 5:19 pm
I keep thinking that maybe an intelligent logical troll will one day emerge from your cesspools of stupidity but here you go reinforcing the truth that troll’s DNA mutated and abnormal chromosomes were replicated and only genetically defective trolls were born.
So how is Brad a father in name only?
Brad is THE FATHER OF ALL SIX OF HIS CHILDREN, PERIOD. Is Johnny Depp also a father in name only? Is Mark Walberg a father in name only? NOPE, only Brad according to you.
You do not know this family. You do not know anything about this family other than regurgitated tab lies. Nothing you vent has any validity. It’s as if the tabs opened your mostly empty cranium and poured in their lies to fill the vacant cavity with their filth.
Brad and Angelina get all the media attention in the world just by existing, they do not seek it, the media seeks them, constantly. They do all they can to get out of the spotlight.
Angelina’s last 2 movies opened at #1. What media attention does she need? She is besieged with new scripts 100% of the time, she is sought after by every director and studio. She just worked with Clint Eastwood and he sings her phrases as one of the greatest actresses. Brad just worked with TMalick, a recognized genius and the Coen Bros who won Oscars this year. Both their careers are doing great.
Angelina plans to just be a mom for a while while Brad works. Only a fool would find fault with putting your family first.
The pix were taken from a helicopter of them on the 2nd floor balcony of their home, an invasion of both their privacy and property. Other pix have been taken by copters, this one just happened to catch them outside and take pixs with a long lens from a great distance.
What have you given to dare to turn your runny infected nose up at $1 million $$ to assist kids in both the US and Iraq who have been harmed by a war begun by the US based on lies?
You are just utterly profoundly disgustingly stupid, like all you fellow trolls. Blind irrational hate for strangers for no reason at all, expressed toward a couple who have caused no harm to you or anyone else is your only fuel. You are a worthless spineless disgrace of a woman who refuses to recognize good people who do good things for others without expecting any reward while continuing to worship a woman who would wipe her muddy feet on you and keep walking.
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Thank you for the GREAT POSTS!!
LOVE IT.
#244: You’re on the wrong thread, stupid! The political blogs are that way…but then I think you’re afraid to go there because they’ll only laugh in your face at the triteness of your post. Chattering parrots are that way too…just follow the arrows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
aimee @ 06/26/2008 at 4:35 pm And Jennifer stated that it wasn’t because of any cheating so …shove off.
I think by the end it wasn’t about babies..cause he had decided Jen was not who he wanted as the mother of HIS kids. it may have been one factor, but in the end it was about trust and honesty. And saying she wanted kids was just one area she wasnt honest about. In the end it became about wanting different things in life. He has all he ever wanted and presumably, so does she.
————————nah!poppa pitt doesn’t have the arousal to impregnate maniston.enuf!
Snead knows it’s Angie.
She is making fun of you. hahahahahahahahh
You people only read lines and not between lines
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No, she wants it both ways. /she wants to be right, but can’t stop the snark. Snead is an idiot.
Are you trying to rewrite history again? If Aniston had problems with getting pregnant while married, why did she say in her VF interview that: “there is a man walking out there that is going to be the father of my children”? And how about the “I did, I do, and I will’? And from her interview in InStyle in 2006 that she “hopes to be on her way to have a family in a year”? Never in all her interviews did she ever mention fertility problems. I am sure if she did have problems, she would have divulged them by now to garner more sympathy.
Entertainment Weekly
Wanted Review
by Lisa Shwarzbaum
Wanted is kind of unintelligible and idiotic. Also kind of nasty and brutish. And also undeniably kind of fun, especially when Angelina Jolie, as an assassin (assassiness? assassinix?) appropriately named Fox, narrows her cat eyes, sets her lush mouth, flashes an Illiad’s worth of tattooed text on her impossible bod, and brandishes firearms.
But hold that thought a minute, let’s get back to: unintelligible idiocy. See, there’s an overmedicated office drone named Wesley (Atonement’s James McAvoy) who hates his sucky life — his girlfriend cheats on him, his work supervisor is an outsized shrew. (Tsk! Women!) Then Fox shows up to tell Wesley he’s destined to join a secret society of good-guy assassins who also happen to be weavers. I mean, they’re a guild of killers who can read the names of future evil-doers woven into encoded cloth by a magical Loom of Fate. Then, as Loom monitor Morgan Freeman explains it, it’s up to the assassins to ”kill one and maybe save a thousand.” I mean — oh screw it, it’s a comic book, from the series by Mark Millar and J.G.Jones.
Anyhow, the Scottish-born McAvoy proves to be as nimble a befuddled hero as he is an unlikely choice for the gig. The nasty and brutish component, meanwhile, arrives courtesy of director Timur Bekmambetov; he’s the crazy Kazakh action stylist who made the 2004 international thriller Night Watch and the equally mad 2006 follow-up Day Watch. Wanted is set in America — Wesley is ostensibly a cog out of a Dilbert comic strip — but there’s global realpolitik glee to the filmmaker’s fancy-splatter approach to violence. There are also a lot of exploding rats.
And best of all, there’s a lot of Jolie, barrels blazing. The star’s fearlessly sexy hauteur is unique in the biz today. And when she works it in Wanted, she kills, bullets optional. B
Aniston never had infertility problems. Didn’t she say this herself on Oprah?
Like jen, her fans are all about making excuses.
bet you @ 06/26/2008 at 3:49 pm X fans are sick from Jealousy.Funny X ended up with Urinator Pure Karma.And no matter what X fans say she did have Plastic Surgery and she is Looking Old when Urinator gets done with her she will really look old,because when he is tired of her,he will kick her to street and this guy will not care or have mercy ,Mayer will tell all,he is that kind of guy.. B&A will be the family that stays together.But we will See Huh.See who has last laugh.
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ITAWY. I was on Perezhilton website where he implied that jens new movie sucks and thats why they are moving the date to 2/09. There were some comments on there that convinced me these fools must be getting paid to say nasty things about AJ, cos noone can be that stupid. I mean the homewrecker argument is old and the most laughable person said JA was the one with the true talent and that AJ was jealous. Now thats delusional. I don’t get into arguments with these losers anymore. Obviously they are beyond help. They haven’t invented the medication to cure their delusions.
Like it or not, Wanted pretty much slams you to the back of your chair from the outset and scarcely lets up for the duration.
Full Review | 7 Comments 06/20/08 Todd McCarthy
Variety
Top Critic
Wanted’s a corporate product, but, thankfully, it’s an excellent one — the two-fisted, double-barreled high-octane guilty pleasure summer action movie you’ve been waiting for.
Full Review | Comment 06/20/08 James Rocchi
Cinematical
# 265 Meli @ 06/26/2008 at 6:55 pm Hi to julia,Felinelilly,bdj,vickifromtexas,angel,Yes,dina #1 and to all the fans of the Jolie-Pitts!
guli,when are you coming to our neighbour?
I’m so happy to see Angie and the girls again after so long(it’s almost a month,right?).Angelina looks huge,I think that the twins are coming really soon
hi meli, i hope you are having a wonderful day. i bet angelina is so ready to give birth. bless her heart.
hello felinelilly, how are you today? hugs to you.
Today from Yahoo….
Wanted: Action Heroine
by Vera H-C Chan
June 25, 2008 09:55:00 AM
One moment, Angelina Jolie urges awareness for World Refugee Day. In the next moment—as in June 27—she bloodies the screen as a well-meaning assassin in “Wanted.” Throughout all this, she looms as a larger-than-life mother figure, spurring premature hysteria around the birth of her twins (as of now, still safely in the womb).
In an industry that thrives on typecasting, Jolie’s draw has been her seeming contradictions, and every outlet—and searchers—want a piece of her. Both Vanity Fair and Entertainment Weekly put her on their covers, and Radar revealed how Jolie-starved tabloids stole scraps to make their own stories. Huffington Post counted the Goodwill ambassador among the top 10 green girls (thanks to single-handedly funding a $5-plus mil Cambodian wildlife sanctuary). USA Today called her “scary sexy,” and Forbes magazine ranked her third in the Celebrity 100, after Tiger and Oprah. Searches have been swelling around her past movies (”beowulf,” “tomb raider”), family (”twins,” Pitt), and tattoos.
Detractors will always think of the Oscar winner as the woman who stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. Critics and fans however stumble over themselves to define her genre-busting, gender-defying appeal that breaks Hollywood constructs of what a female actress—or a woman—should be. Two years after Salon placed Jolie in the same breed as Marlon Brando and Jack Nicholson, USA Today likens her inventiveness to Madonna and sexpot grace to Sophia Loren, and the New York Post contrasts her fierece independence with the feminine interpendence of, say, the “Sex And The City” gals.
The Post also poses the billion-dollar question: Why doesn’t Jolie get more lead action roles and give “nongirly girls” a role model? At a time when blockbusters hog the big screen, the kind of meaty women’s roles owned by Bette Davis, Katharine Hepburn and other power actresses of yesteryear have shrunk to the small screen. SATC’s crossover success surprised Hollywood observers, a reaction that EW.com complained shows how women have to prove their box-office appeal over and over. Meanwhile, Jolie’s willingness to take action in between dramas is seen as challenging the big blockbuster boys on their own turf.
Her action heroism should rock the multiplex: “Wanted” has been attracting healthy searches, and she herself is settled among the top five most-searched personalities. If the action flick does well, especially on the heels of SATC’s success, it might convince Hollywood that girls can beat the boys at their own game.
i bet the haters can’t wait to see WANTED…lol
i am a dumb jenho fan who is as dumb as her. I don’t even know where darfur is much less talk about a war that i dont even know who started. Blame it on my medication and my stupidity I hope my idol will not ran out of money for her next major reconstructive surgery after john dumps her
Top 25 Best Action Heroines of All Time…
#1 Michelle Yeoh
#2 Pam Grier
#3 Angelina Jolie
#4 Uma Thurman
#5 Milla Jovoich
Angelina Jolie is back and badder than ever! After proving her action acting chops in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the big screen siren is dusting off her weaponry as Wanted hits theaters on June 27. With the highly-anticipated return of the female-fronted adventure flick, it’s time to revisit the femme fatales, disturbed dames, and brutal babes that have paved the way for the next generation of lethal ladies.
i am just being a sour grape because my idol is not getting coverage no matter how many times she paraded her coochie and her sex buddies. I hate it when there is not enough talk about jen being showered by john. I wanted my idol to get some coverage with her sex buddies even though she is not promoting any movie. She can promote her new face and her new boy toy can’t she?
happy @ 06/26/2008 at 4:15 pm Can anybody tell if that’s a cast on Z’s arm? That would explain the ambulance at their home last week.
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Went back and looked again–it does look like a cast on Zee’s arm–hasn’t slowed her down, though!
Guli–
I love your video too–what talent!
I’ve been gone thirty minutes, and I think there are a new 100 posts–I’ll never catch up! Hello to all the fans!
Hi vicki. :smile: I’m fine, thanks. Hugs back at you. I hope you’re doing well. :smile:
eerrrr….susie,ur suppose to be in jail right now.
I don’t think it is a cast. One of the pics shows Z with her arm bent. Impossible if it was in a cast.
No, Z doesn’t have a cast. In pic #2, you can see Z’s white-sleeved arm bent (on the right side of the pic). In pic #1 the same arm is straight, so it can’t be a cast.
Zee’s dress has white sleeves
http://bauergriffinonline.celebuzz.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-brangelina-and-kids-lifes-a-be.php?bfm_index=35
A Lurker @ 06/26/2008 at 8:23 pm
Great observations. Looks like a long sleeve white top to me. Shiloh looks almost as tall as Z.
Thanks, Lora, A Lurker and s. I feel better! Hate to see any oft hem get hurt. Hi, vickifromtexas–good to see you here!
real tita–doing great and yep I’ll stop posting july 3rd….But, the best news is me and hubby have are tickets for Wanted toorrow at 8 pm (yippee))
Meli–hun I’ll be right next door july 7th at 4pm (I leave on the 6th you know you lose a day) Anyhoo… you know I can see the car lights from my house at Greece late at night..we are that close :lol: btw—-I’m at Bodrum… I wish TP was still posting :-(
Vee–I don’t mmake videos I just post the ones I like… BTW—Zee is wearing the same dress she wore to the Bono’s beach house….. but with long sleeves…Please don’t get the idiots started on a faux cast :lol:
THE TRUTH IS THIS @06/26/2008 at 8:37 pm
You can’t handle the truth; that is why you are so bitter. Life is too short to be sooooo miserable. Go and lighten up.
Guli–If you don’t make the videos, you sure know how to find the good ones! I’m going to try to behave–no cast for Zee! :-) Have a great vacation–and keep tabs on us!
Vee–I happen to be lucky enough to have met the most wonderful JP video makers. Some are from JJ’s …..wonderful talented ladies and some from other sites and countries…sooo if I like a video I post it…just to share it with all JP fans…. Vee–I was joking re the cast…you know that right :lol:
Wanted tomorrow guys, go out & watch to support Angie. I will.
alia, advance happy birthday !!! Enjoy & have fun .
Waving to all the fans. vicki thanks for your email. I’m glad to know that your mom is doing fine. Hugs to her & to you.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt.s
GOOD MORNING BAMPZSVILLE!!!
Today, at 12 noon I am scheduled to watch WANTED. Believe me, I’ll be the first in line (hopefully), LOL!!!
My hubby is out of town for a week and I just can’t wait to watch it.
I have to be back by 3 pm for my teaching schedule. I really have a limited time but I MUST GO.
It’s nice to be living in Asia for the fact that we are a day ealier.
OMG! I’m soooo excited!!!
Am..seeing Wanted tonite !!!! :)
to goo-lash @ 06/26/2008 at 7:30 pm Are you trying to rewrite history again? If Aniston had problems with getting pregnant while married, why did she say in her VF interview that: “there is a man walking out there that is going to be the father of my children”? And how about the “I did, I do, and I will’? And from her interview in InStyle in 2006 that she “hopes to be on her way to have a family in a year”? Never in all her interviews did she ever mention fertility problems. I am sure if she did have problems, she would have divulged them by now to garner more sympathy.
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X denied fertility problem when she was asked by Oprah on her pity party iinterview. funny, these so called faniston must have mental lapse or amnesia. I’m sure they all have watched that show but continued to make excuses for X for lieng on the baby issue.
If she really want kid, she should have stop her chain smoking , dieting and hair bleaching for pre-conception, but we didn’t saw it for the last 10 yrs. that speak so clear. she didn’t want one .!!!
#305 Jealous sick Beotch,Yes your ugly idol could not have baby,and now you are jealous of Angie.thank gawd he left the X’s ass.He dumped her as fast as he could,he left and went to another country to get away from your ugly idol,now your idol has someone to match her and when he is done with the old hag,you will hear her ass screaming.Because Mayer has no pity for his leftovers,watch and see.
Extra talked about Mandela today. Brad was not there, O, Will Smith his wife, Danzel, Chelsie & Bill Clinton were in attendance but no Brad. He can’t leave Angie’s side anymore, she is about to pop up any day now.
I can’t wait for the arrival of the twins.
Go out & watch “Wanted” tomorrow.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
Okay guys, I’m going out on a long limb and betting Angelina has these twins in July 14 — Bastille Day (French national holiday).
THE TRUTH IS THIS @ 06/26/2008 at 8:37 pm
Well well I have both a stalker and name appropriator, in other words a thief!!! Well what else does one expect of a filthymouth jealous insane lying vile slimy lover of the goldenshowerer’s current most desirable target for the deposit of his pure yellow stream. LOL. You should try out to be the next target of the golden shower with all the lies you just wasted time posting. You are the perfect depository for his waste product. Get in line, maybe you will be the next object of his desire.
Thanks for all the great posts, Guli! Yes, I do know you’re joking! :-)
IS THERE NO SUCH THING AS PRIVATE PROPERTY ANYMORE? IT’S A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN ENJOY SOME PRIVACY IN YOUR OWN HOME!!!!
THEY CAN’T EVEN STEP OUTSIDE THEIR HOME WITHOUT BEING PHOTOGRAPHED FROM THE AIR.
I-N-S-A-N-E
30 sera @ 06/26/2008 at 11:28 am
Thanks for the new thread Jared. Angie looks like the babies will be here any day. I hope Brad can get all his work committments done before the baby comes.
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I’m sure he is doing his best.
You mean before the babies come! There are two in there. :smile:
It’s going to be an even more fun and lively household. A lot of work, but they’ll have help.
Vee—I knew you knew dat :lol: Here is what you don’t know…..((((drum rolls please))))….I am taking 8 of flamingo’s friends to see Wanted…. since they are 17 they can’t go in alone but they intented to crash it somehow :lol: So we made a deal…I vouch for them and…. we allow them to sit as far away from us as possible…..Me thinks this is a win win for all of the parties involved :lol: :lol:
35 sera @ 06/26/2008 at 11:29 am
oops!!! I meant babies.
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My turn to say ‘oops!’ I just saw this post.
GOU-LASH! @ 06/26/2008 at 4:16 pm
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40 is young to ordinary peoples but not in Hollywood. Actress at 40 is equal to impending death or semi-comatous in Hollywood, so why do you think your idol had her face totally reconstructed, botoxing out evey single line on her face till it look like some walking wax from Madame Truasuad. With her limited acting range, who in all her entire career could only play one “Rachel” role , approaching 40 is sure scary for your idol.
There’s no Cheating , fertiliy problem on the de faux Golden couple, her bbf Cox and Sherly Crowe denied it, and X personnally debuked fertility problem at Oprah’s, all these came straight from the Horse mouth!!!! Gice it up. We despite X because of her fraudness and her delusional, twisted fans.
47 huhh @ 06/26/2008 at 11:49 am
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Then don’t look! Nobody is forcing you to look.
the two little girls are adorable.
LET’S HOPE THE 7/15 DUE DATE IS INCORRECT. TWIN GIRLS BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF CANCER (AKA DRAMA QUEENl)– GOD HELP THEM ALL.
CANCERS:
JESSICA SIMPSON
LINDSEY LOHAN
LIL’ KIM
TOM CRUISE
PAM ANDERSON
ETC…
# 86 Vee @ 06/26/2008 at 12:34 pm
From David Hauslaib’s Jossip:
N.B.: Very curiously, In Touch didn’t promote these photos on its cover. Only a “Brad leaves Angie again” tease ran. And the cover story about “39 Best & Worst Beach Bods?” That’s the type of evergreen feature you can shelve when you’re the only magazine with hew photos of Angelina Jolie, who’s been your muse for years.
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I also am curious as to why In Touch didn’t put these pictures on their cover. They look very authentic and recent!
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I’m late to the party today…but for what it’s worth here my take - they didn’t put the pix on the cover because…
1. People are sick of all their lies about the Jolie-Pitts. Sales are down at BOTH Bauer rags. At this point they need covers that sell mags and putting Angie on the cover again just because she’s been spotted STILL knocked up isn’t that big a deal to the general population. Two other mags have done beach bodies issues already and both sold well. They went with what will move product. Most people don’t have a clue about the furor the ET mistake has caused online and in the industry. They don’t know and don’t care. All they know is that the ET story has been denied and Angie didn’t give birth. We talk about celebs a lot at work because we get free copies of Peeps and none of the women in the office knew about the stink with ET. They just knew that Angie hadn’t had the babies yet and ET was wrong. They didn’t know and didn’t care about ET’s instance that Angie had delivered.
2. After what happened with those pix of Angie on the balcony with her top off…none of the rags want to cross Brad! LOL. Seriously. After those fans e-mailed Cindy G & Geyer and wnoever else they e-mailed…photos from Paul Allen’s villa dried up like spit on a sidewalk in the middle of July. PDQ. After that we had a handful of pix…and until yesterday NOTHING. Whatever Lavely & Singer wrote in their cease and desist letters to the ratzi put the fear of God into them. The photos in the new OuttaTouch were aerial…and therefore illegal in France. Whoever took them, if foreign, could get arrested and deported or worse. I highly doubt any of the ratzi agencies want their employees kicked out of France before…or after…Angie deliveries.
Guli–
Too cute!!! You’re a cool mom! :-)
passing Through @ 06/26/2008 at 9:58 pm
I’m late to the party today…but for what it’s worth here my take - they didn’t put the pix on the cover because…
1. People are sick of all their lies about the Jolie-Pitts. Sales are down at BOTH Bauer rags. At this point they need covers that sell mags and putting Angie on the cover again just because she’s been spotted STILL knocked up isn’t that big a deal to the general population. Two other mags have done beach bodies issues already and both sold well. They went with what will move product. Most people don’t have a clue about the furor the ET mistake has caused online and in the industry. They don’t know and don’t care. All they know is that the ET story has been denied and Angie didn’t give birth. We talk about celebs a lot at work because we get free copies of Peeps and none of the women in the office knew about the stink with ET. They just knew that Angie hadn’t had the babies yet and ET was wrong. They didn’t know and didn’t care about ET’s instance that Angie had delivered.
2. After what happened with those pix of Angie on the balcony with her top off…none of the rags want to cross Brad! LOL. Seriously. After those fans e-mailed Cindy G & Geyer and wnoever else they e-mailed…photos from Paul Allen’s villa dried up like spit on a sidewalk in the middle of July. PDQ. After that we had a handful of pix…and until yesterday NOTHING. Whatever Lavely & Singer wrote in their cease and desist letters to the ratzi put the fear of God into them. The photos in the new OuttaTouch were aerial…and therefore illegal in France. Whoever took them, if foreign, could get arrested and deported or worse. I highly doubt any of the ratzi agencies want their employees kicked out of France before…or after…Angie deliveries.
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Thanks, PT–excellent post and makes a lot of sense. I am glad the pictures were taken just because a little part of me was worried. I’m so glad to see all is okay.
can’t wait to see her new twins and ‘Wanted’ !
I love A* N* G* E* L* I* N* A
I’m glad to see pics of her and the two litle angels, ZEE and SHI again.
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS
67 Please @ 06/26/2008 at 12:16 pm
The tabloids have no inside source. If they did, they wouldn’t have pictures like these. They would have better ones. We are at the end of June. People making guesses that July or August will be her due date are stating the obvious. Who cares when she’s due?
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I agree, who cares! It would be fun though, if they arrive on a big day, the 4th or 14th of July, or 8/8/8! After all, if it’s ac-section, Angie and the doctor can choose the date, unless something triggers contractions, or the twin decide for themselves.
aimee @ 06/26/2008 at 4:35 pm And Jennifer stated that it wasn’t because of any cheating so …shove off.
I think by the end it wasn’t about babies..cause he had decided Jen was not who he wanted as the mother of HIS kids. it may have been one factor, but in the end it was about trust and honesty. And saying she wanted kids was just one area she wasnt honest about. In the end it became about wanting different things in life. He has all he ever wanted and presumably, so does she.
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Exactly !!!
It’s THE TRUST. Jen LIED again, and again, not only to Oprah, to her fans, to Diane Sawyer, to Access Hollywood.
Jen VIOLATED THE TRUST.
LOVE THE JOLIE PITTS, HURRY UP WITH THE NEW ADDTIONS TO THE FAMILY.
truth for trolls @ 06/26/2008 at 6:36 pm Antonio Banderas thinks Hollywood should grow up and be nicer to women. He took Tinseltown to task for ageism and sexism at his Los Angeles Film Festival’s tribute, using his wife, Melanie Griffith, 50, as a prime example of the entertainment industry’s discriminatory practices.
“My wife Melanie is one of the most important comedic actresses in America but Hollywood sometimes can be extremely cruel with women as they age,” Banderas, 47, told the L.A. Daily News at the Hammer Museum in Westwood on Tuesday.
He’s right about that. But it’s not just Hollywood. Check out these mean photos in a British tab. Jeepers. Why is everyone picking on Melanie?
“It may seem a little harsh to say this, but this town is like a factory that needs fresh flesh, and once actresses become 40 or 50 they are forgotten,” the Latin heartthrob said. “That’s the opposite of Europe where actresses like Simone Signoret are respected as they age and work until they die.”
He is telling the truth. For comedic & romcom actresses 40 is a horrible roadblock in movies, but not so much on TV. There is just too much young competition always hungry for work. An actress who is not siloed at 40+ can always work, look at Meryl Streep.
But Cameron Diaz is getting long in the tooth and Sandra Bullock works because she produces her own movies but even she is not as poular as she once was.
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Actually, Banderas needs to become more familiar with his wife’s career..or maybe it’s his language barrier? Melanie isn’t really a ‘comedic actress,’ she’s a dramatic actress acting in films that have a comedic aspect. Working Girl isn’t a Ben Still Movie kind of comedy, and neither was Something Wild an all time favorite. I think Griffith is an amazing actress, she could still really wow people but messing with her face, and making bad plastic surgery decisions hampered her more than anything, ditto Meg Ryan.
Maniston should learn something from them and stop reconstructor her already ugly mug, but even if she did…she’d be far worse off than them as she’s nowhere NEAR their league - those women (Meg and Melanie) have more talent in their hangnails than Aniston in her whole body. Maniston is strictly TV sit-com, those women are actresses - so at the end of the day, it’s less an issue if Maniston f*cks up her fugly mugly than it is for them. It’s a shame that they’ve done what they’ve done. Maybe they can look into corrective procedures.
Thanks Jared for the new thread
In a way, a small part of me, is relieved it’s NOT just Brad and Angelina who have to contend with this kind of sheer idiocy. Check out what AOL and X17 are running as a poll and headline about the Garner-Afflecks….
‘The Cooler w/ X17: Poor Jennifer Spends Time Alone with Violet Now She Has To Defend Her Marriage. X17 shows her out Solo
then the poll follows….
Jen and Ben Run Errands Separately. Any Reason to Worry ABout Them? *(the choices are below)
*Absolutely 15%
*Your Kidding Me? 85%
Can you believe it?? The ‘absolutely,’ shouldn’t be nearly that high — talk about ridiculous. Anyhoo. Like I said, I’m somewhat ahsmed to say I’m relieved that others also get the same kind of sheer annoying stupidity leveled at them.
I hope the babies are born on my birthday ^_^
134 The big FOUR-O @ 06/26/2008 at 1:51 pm
OMG, I saw Jen Aniston’s pictures on JJ yesterday, and she is so botoxed and had plastic surgeries to the point of beyond recognition.</b. The only thing that stays the same is her hair. Her upper lip is swollen, and her mouth looks weird when she smiles. Reminds me of Meg Ryan now. She is going to be FOURTY in a mere few months.
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Must be the stress of competition from younger starlets coming up. The plastic surgeons are making tons of money. Hollywood isn’t kind to females.
hiya bampzs :)
i’m a bit late for this thread :/ lol
just wanted to drop in and say hello to everyone; I won’t be online tomorrow/ and most likely not Saturday either…I will be @ Cedar Point theme park for my b-day :D
hope we don’t get TOO much news in the next couple of days… ;)
irma @ 06/26/2008 at 9:05 pm
alia, advance happy birthday !!! Enjoy & have fun .
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thanks irma!! :D
XoXoXo
Happy early birthday Alia, and have a great time at Cedar Point!! :-D Let us know what the new hot rides are!
alia, since you won’t be online tomorrow or the next day, happy birthday sweetie. i hope you have an amazing time. hugs to you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to the fans who posted the articles and links and the reviews of Wanted. I am going to see it on Saturday
Hi alia. :smile: If you’re not gonna be around tomorrow, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! :D Enjoy it. Good night BAMPZSville. :smile:
Mini Tabloid Report
Let me just take a moment to say that yesterday was a bad day for me because we got some bad news about a co-worker’s sudden illness. Just when you think life totally sucks and is totally unfair…it’s TABLOID DAY! I needed a laugh…badly…and thanks the new Star mag, I’ve had a good guffaw that brought tears to my eyes for a completely different reason than yesterday. Who’d have ever thought the tabs would do a good deed?
Anyhoo…on to the hilarity…
I’m only really going to talk about the Star because the rest of tabs were pretty barren. The Bauer Twins had their usual BS stories, but nothing nearly as good as the Star. And the funny thing? The Star scored TWICE with the same issue! Someone on staff must have been channeling the late George Carlin because the sheer ridiculousness of their stories are the stuff of stand-up comedy and sh#tty sitcoms.
So what were Star’s two stories? Wish I’d thought to take notes, but I didn’t so I don’t have the titles, but the J-P story was about Angie being mad at Brad. The second story, and frankly the more hilarious of the two, was on X’s plans to keep The Urinator interested…
I’ll start with Brad & Angie because it’s not as funny as the X story…
So…According to the Star Angie is pissed at Brad for constantly disappearing and leaving her housebound, bloated with HIS babies, a house full of unruly kids and about to deliver at any second. Angie thinks Brad is being unreasonable in taking little jaunts around Europe while she’s gestating more mini-Brads. For Brad’s part he’s taking all these trips to get some time by himself before the twins arrive and because he’s feeling stir-crazy from being cloistered at Miraval. Cuz…y’all have seen the joint and you all know what a hardship it must be to be living in 400 year-old French mansion with 2 swimming pools (one indoor and heated, one outdoor), all the wine he can drink courtesy of their next door neighbors at the vineyard, a helo at his disposal night and day, a live-in chef, a local pizza joint that says they deliver there all the time with huge ass orders, computers and satellite dishes at his fingertips, a recording studio in the basement to indulge his amateur musician urges and practice the “P#nis Song” for get togethers with Ed, 20 fountains to pitch pennies, er francs, into, his motorcycles flown in from LA, 2 gyms, a sauna, friends dropping in for the weekend, gigantic green hotels in Dubai to design, 3 charitable foundations to keep track of…not to mention the OTHER FOUR CHILDREN THAT NEED HIS ATTENTION!
But…far be it from me to point all that out to Candace Trunzo and her staff of juvenile delinquents. The Star says Angie has taken to referring to Brad’s little trips as a “bolt”. When Brad announces that he’s going to Italy to race dirt bikes with Valentino Rossi for a few hours and he’ll be back for dinner…apparently this upsets Angie. Can’t imagine why, but you know how unreasonable pregnant women can be. When this happens, according to the Star, Angie says, “Are you doing another bolt?” Now I don’t know about you, but to me this question sounds like she’s asking him about some hot new designer drug instead of him leaving the house for a few hours. As I’ve said in the past…I don’t write this stuff…I’m just reporting it…
Another reason that Angie is ticked off at Brad for “bolting” all the time is because the poor dear has developed YET ANOTHER PHYSICAL AILMENT! Yep. That’s right. You heard it from the Star first. They were the first with the twins news and now they’re first with this scoop as well. It seems that in addition to the gestational diabetes, high or low blood pressure (Take your pick, in the previous two issues the Star has said she both. With mere mortals it’s one or the other, but this IS Angie, ya know. Our girl is special.), edema, preeclampsia…and now…SCIATICA! Yes, that’s right, according to Star the bed rest has given Angie sciatica! ROTFLMAO! Now the poor dear has to sit/lay in bed and deal with the “sharp, stabbing, needle-like pain” and she’s in severe pain, uncomfortable and stressed and irritated that Brad would take off for a Radiohead concert and shop for furniture (”even though it was for their new house”)…but…he’s been given a reprieve on the MotoGP race because he took Maddox with him. No word on how she felt about the trip to Berlin though. A trip which NONE of the tabs have ever documented. Star and the Bauer Twins both had stories this week about Brad leaving Angie alone and they all mentioned the same 3 days…but NOT Berlin. Makes me think the tab trolls that lurk here and JJB and other J-P sites aren’t doing a very good job for their employers. But hey…ya get what you pay for. You some dumb schlub like D.J. or Shitzy $6.50 an hour, you’re over-paying them, but no sane in the real world will work for what used to be gas money, but at the current price of gas an 8-hour work day, after taxes, wouldn’t fill the gas tank of Cooper Mini.
Next post…
“Jen: How I’m Keeping John!” aka in PT-speak as “I’m Fcuking Desperate To Keep A Guy Who P!sses On Me!”
Mini Tabloid Report, Part II…
Star Magazine - “Jen: How I’m Keeping John!” aka in PT-speak as “I’m Fcuking Desperate To Keep A Guy Who P!sses On Me!”
I don’t think it’s any secret that Cliniqua and I have had our share of run-ins over the years, but I think she will agree that we DO have common ground: Our hatred of X. B#tch wears my last nerve slick. As y’all know I’ve been trying cut down on my X bashing because really, she’s an insignificant ho who’s 15 minutes should have been up before they even started. However…when opportunities like today come along…y’all KNOW I am NOT going to pass them up. Shooting fish in a barrel? Yes, but I’m nothing if not opportunistic…
So…this part of the Star report is for Cliniqua and the rest of my fellow X-ragging connoisseurs…
According to Star, X is going the Demi Moore route to keep her younger man. Yes, that’s right…PLASTIC SURGERY! When Mr. Robinson told Benjamin Braddock that the key investment for future wealth was “plastics”…ummmm….I don’t think plastic surgery is quite what he had in mind. But…a buck’s a buck and with dumb hos trotting in to get everything from Juvederm to lipo to brow lifts…makes a girl wish she’d been more into science as a kid….
The Star says X’s all-body make-over could cost up to $100,000…which is only $40,000 less than OuttaTouch says Brad & Angie are spending on the nursery for the twins, so I’m sure if someone tells X she’ll come up with another $41,000 worth of improvements.
The Star further says that although X was never “insecure” before about keeping a man, she is concerned about keeping The Urinator’s interest. Now here is where I’d like to pause a moment and point out the ridiculousness of Star’s basic premise - X, in one a bid to insure that Julia Roberts didn’t try to steal Brad, actually took her lazy ass off to Meh-hi-co when Brad was filming “The Meh-hi-can” with JR. Back in the Dark Years US used to routinely report that Brad would have to make fun of Putrid to cajole X out of her fits of jealousy whenever she ran across stories of X in magazines or a common acquaintance (read S. Huvane) mentioned her. X is also the chick who ate the same damned salad for lunch for 10 years because she didn’t want to get fat because she was afraid Brad would lose interest is she reverted to her former chunkball state. Therefore…I call bullshit on Star.
Now that we’ve established that…Star says X is so insecure about keeping The Urinator interested that she’s thinking about giving in and going under the knife. Apparently X is concerned because many of The Urinator’s past bedmates have been “curvier”. Personally when I think about Chestica when she was dating The Urinator the word “FAT” comes to my mind, but hey, I’m not skinny Minnie either and as Chestica’s t-shirt declared the other day, “Real Girls Eat Meat…so Fcuk Off PETA!” Okay…I added that last part, but if Chess had had 2 brain cells to rub together she’d have thought to include it herself.
The Star also claims that X is concerned that her 34Bs aren’t big enough to compete with Chestica’s DDs or Jennifer Love Hewitt’s 36Cs. So she’s considering doing what any insecure ho would do…get a boob job! Yeppers. X is going under the knife and get some implants! According to Star X is going to get the best boob man in the country and the surgery could cost her up to $30,000. Methinks they’ve overestimated the cost of new t#ts. If they cost that much every sk#nk trying to get into showbiz wouldn’t have them. I’m thinking…$10,000…$15,000 tops. For $30,000 I’ll risk burning my corneas to look at her permanently erect paste-on nips and do the boob job my damned self.
Aside from the new boobage Star says X is also considering a wide gamut of fillers to smooth out the wrinkles and “fill in” her face - Juvederm, collagen, and a bunch of other shite. Once again, let me take a moment to introduce Candace & Gang to a little thing I like to call…A FCUKING REALITY CHECK! X currently has so damned much collagen, juvederm, restlyane, piss and other shite shot into her fug mug that the next needle full is going to cause her face to explode! Not that the idea doesn’t bring a smile to my face, but I kinda have my heart set on X getting peed and shat on for the next 30 or 40 years! Way to ruin a girl’s dreams, Candace. B#tch. (BTW, no word on whether or not a 17th nose job is in the works. Much more whittling on her honker and she can change her last name to Jackson and loan Michael the money to save Neverland Ranch from foreclosure!)
After X gets done with the work on mug she’ll move on to fixing her other body parts (I know, I know. They can do a Lifetime MOTW about it, “The Neverending Plastic Surgery Story: From Jen To Jencelyn”. Er…that’s a little joke about Jocelyn Wildenstein…the woman who’s had the most plastic surgery ever and could easily out-ugly the Elephant Man. Trick or Treat…close one eye lest you blind both… http://minhanoticia.ig.com.br/upload/20080225/25112237.jpg.)
I digressed…as I was saying…after the fug mug X will move on to fix age-related issues with her body. It seems the poor old girl is concerned with those age-old female trouble spots - back fat and belly pooch. Yes…even Jennifer Aniston has back fat and belly pooch. She’s so darned concerned that as she ages those 72 hours a week that she devotes to exercise won’t be enough to work off all the calories of the one meal a day she allows herself…you know…the one she routinely eats at a public restaurant that ratzi JUST HAPPEN to see her going into and take pictures of so that people can see she has a life and her friends still love her…even though she doesn’t have Brad Pitt anymore. The 6 lettuce leaves, 2 carrot sticks, 1 celery stick, 2 ounces of Tofu, 7 bean sprouts and a 64 ounce bottle of her new fave beverage, Smartwater, in stores near you! (Paid announcement, sorry but I gotta fund this gig somehow.) Yeah…THAT meal. Exercise alone is no longer enough to burn off all those 178 calories, so she’ll resort to Brit Brit’s Slimming Secrets For The Shameless - liposuction! Is there anything sadder than a 40 year-old woman lipoing away 4 ounces of back fat? Brings a tear to my eyes just thinking about it. Unluckily for us X chose not to patronize Janet Jackson Instant Weight Loss Institute aka Colonics R Us. Apparently they use Aquafina and X’s Smartwater contract prohibits her using cheaper bottled tap water products. Damned lawyers think of everything, don’t they?
Once that pesky old back fat and belly pooch are gone, then it’s time to get to work on those thunder thighs. More sad news head - Who would have ever thought that a personal yoga trainer slash bestest vacay bud slash Sapphic Interlude and 4 highly paid, Pilates specialists (Certified, dammit! None of the black market/underground/rogue Pilates trainers crap! Only the best for X!) couldn’t help a woman keep a little thunder off her thighs? Disheartening, ain’t it? Well…apparently that COULD be the case for X. Maybe she could to cut out a carrot stick or sumpin’? If not, never fear, X will opt for cellulite reducing creams, seaweed body wraps treatments. The Star did not mention whether or not the celly cream and seaweed would be applied to her ass, though I suspect it will after their sister publication was thoughtless enough to point out to X back in April that despite those 72 hours a week she spends working out…girlfriend’s still got a dimpled ass. Quelle horror! That was like a dagger to X’s misplaced heart.
And…last but not least, in an effort to prove to The Urinator that old chicks can be spontaneous just like the PYTs…X is thinking about getting some tats! Does this b#tch have to steal everything Angie does? Does she not know that it’s not going to get Brad to come back? Even though Brad won’t come back…there’s always “Just The Pee Of Us” (Sorry Will…couldn’t help myself.) X is thinking about getting a tat…guess where? If you guess right you get to choose the tat? If you were thinking…lower back…then you’re right! How original of her! The Star says she wants something “large” and “impressive”. I’m going to go out on a limb and make a prediction…it’s going to be an Asian tiger and will be inked in Thailand by an old-school master with needles longer than her fake blond hair. Cuz…that’s “original”. NOBODY has ever done that before. Aside from the lower back tat X is also supposedly thinking about inking The Urinator’s initials on her cankles. I’ve got some advice for X on this one - Jen, don’t put the tats anywhere that will be visible to the public. Which, in case you’re as dense as I think you are, that means…don’t get any at all! Do us a favor, ‘kay? Nobody wants to spend the next 20 years listening to your pity party tales about how The Urinator left you for Megan Fox! Despite all his “tipping his head back” trying to finish…He’s never gonna get Angie so he’ll have to settle for an Angie wanna be. And since Megan Fox and her fake lips are young enough to be your daughter…that shite is gonna hurt like a mofo!
On a closing note I’d just like to say one thing…after 2 pages of some of the best guffaws I’ve had in a while…not one single Star intern who contributed ideas for this story had the nerve to tackle X’s most pressing age-related issue that gives away her true age - that leathery hide of hers. There’s no plastic surgery or moisturising product in the world that can fix that scaley shite. Last week I sent X’s spokesho an e-mail and requested he send me the layer of skin she sheds for winter because I’m in dire need of a new pair of leather gloves. Can you believe that b#tch Huvane didn’t respond to me? I’m kinda insulted.
Shite…part 2 didn’t post. Jared REALLY needs to fix his server problems…
Hi Alia -
Just dropping in for a sec, but wanted to wish you a very happy, happy birthday to one of the sweetest people. Have a blast tomorrow!!!!! :) :)
Cheers!
Good night to all JP fans….
Thanks preggyjolie for this video :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ1RMzSJ7So&feature=related
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALIA..
:)
CHEERS…
Happy Birthday to Miss alia!
…oh what to say?…blurry photos, wonder who took them?…hahaha
…anyway, Angelina is as big as Church’s chicken…haha…I thought that was that Kirstie girl from Cheers..haha
# 182 Frenchy @ 06/26/2008 at 3:55 pm
from /Film
One thing that we haven’t talked much about on /Film is the looming SAG strike (the contract expires on June 30th). And truth is the strike might directly effect your fandom more immediately than the writers strike. Our friends at Collider point out that the strike could mean that any actor with a SAG card would not be allowed to promote anything that has to do with a movie studio property.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/06/24/will-the-sag-strike-ruin-comic-con/#comments
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Thanks for posting this Frenchy. This answers what I was asking about the other day in regards to Brad’s promotional duties at Venice Film Festival if the SAG strike hasn’t been resolved by then.
beautiful,
I read your post. Wow!!!!!! you are very articulate and well educated person. I like your point of views.
Alia: Happy birthday!!. Have a wonderful day. Enjoy. Wish you the best!!.
Love this video, Brad may get his 3 hers plus one. They have such a beautiful chemistry together. The words in this song fits them perfectly!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03kiwM_5vw
So ET hasn’t retracted anything? Well, I guess they’re taking the Dan Rather route, although like cockroaches, entertainment ‘journalists’ manage to prevail amid the rubble and bull$h*t.
Re: HJNTIY… Warners is behind this movie? After what they did to TAOJJ, I hope that Warners absorb the brunt of the bad PR because they seem to have lost their touch when it comes to gauging quality. I also find it a bit amusing that ___ is now on the receiving end of it; after all, the press made a lot out of ___ pumping Sam Rockwell for info about TAOJJ.
Not to dwell on ___ too much but did anyone read the snippet of an interview with John Mayer? He was complaining that he wished that the paps would take pics of him playing his guitar versus running errands and such. X-squeeze me?!!! Celebs don’t get a say in what pics the paps snap and ultimately sell; if th