Angelina Jolie Still Looking Very Pregnant!

#369: briseis, I just got back from a wake, of all things. Glad you saw the shoutout. You know I think about you, girl. I keep hoping for good news on the front…sana maging masaya ka na.

You and I will be watching Wanted tomorrow, albeit in different cinemas (and different states). Let’s do it early so we can chat about it later. I won’t have a computer this weekend (unless I can get some time on a friend’s laptop) so I’ll be missing a lot until I get back Sunday night. See you then.

alia, happy birthday! May you have many many more and may they all be as happy as the last. Enjoy your years!!!!

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passing Through @ 06/26/2008 at 11:34 pm Mini Tabloid Report, Part II…

To Passing Through #346: Thank you for tab report from star. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I have never last so hard in quite sometime. I’m probably one of many who has missed your weekly tab reports. You are quite talented and very few comedians could top your report on x’s plastic surgeries. I enjoy both you and Cliniqua’s posts. Keep it up. Thanks

# 366 lora @ 06/27/2008 at 12:46 am

Hey PT, how come you didn’t write about Angie’s pregnancy diary? LOL I would have loved to hear about that.

‘Angelina’s Pregnancy Diary” is about how she’s recording the special moments of being knocked up in a book while on bed rest. She won’t let Brad read it, but the mag has details! She’s written in her journal regarding her daydreams about how the twins will look and sound and how she’s ready for the twins to just come out already’

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Here’s how lame that diary thing was - I forgot all about it! LOL. Sorry about that. I was too busy trying to remember all the details to X’s $100,000 body makeover.

The diary Angie’s keeping…and not telling Brad she’s keeping…yet the Star not only knows about it…but knows what’s in it. Angie is sequestered in France. Discounting the OuttaTouch pix no media outlet has seen Angie since they moved to Miraval. From all accounts they’re not returning calls or e-mails from the media unless it’s work related or charity related. YET…the Star’s “insider” claims to have access to not only Angie but her diary as well. I really don’t think I need to point out how ridiculous that theory is.

As to what’s in the diary? Lame, lame, lame. Angie’s thoughts and fears for her unborn babies, worries about the current kids, little angsty pregnancy moments, thoughts about how difficult this pregnancy has been, her venting about things that are bothering here…like expressing her anger than Brad left her to go to the Radiohead concert…even though he’d seen them in concert before…in 2001 (how dare Radiohead put out new material in the intervening 7 years!)…with X…and now that he’s with her how dare he go see the same group that he saw 7 years ago with another woman. Frankly the word that comes to mind to describe this mess is “IGNORANT”. Just plain retarded and cringe-worthy. It read like a high-school drama queen on Prozac. Sooooo not Angie. Sooooooo like X.

The tabs keep nattering on about how Angie’s a strong independent woman - like it’s a bad thing - how she’s the one in charge of the relationship…and THEN they turn around and write shite like this. Which is it? Either she’s a ball-busting b#tch on wheels…or she’s a neurotic, insecure, clingy, needy, pathetic, desperate wimp who only feels validated by having the Sexiest Man Alive as her trophy. Like I said…soooooooo like X. Soooooooo NOT Angie.

WOW FINALLY NEW PICS.OF OUR FAVORITE FAMILY! LOOKS LIKE ANGIE IS GETTING REAL BIG NOW! GUESS SHE’S DUE ANYTIME SOON! MAY YOU HAVE A SAFE DELIVERY! GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!

# 369 briseis @ 06/27/2008 at 12:52 am

PT!!!!!

Thank you very much for the mini tab report. I was having a bout of insomnia, and clicked on JustJared hoping to read something interesting, and there it was! Loved it, loved it, loved it! Even though you don’t do it regularly anymore, still, this is better than nothing. You know how I am such a big fan of your tab reports!

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You’re welcome, Briseis! I’m too lazy to cover all the tabs anymore, but this X full-body makeover thing was just too good to pass up! They’ve written some ridiculous stuff about Angie in the past and then they came up with this crap. We all know X has had a ton of work done on her face in the last 6 months…but that bit about the boob job and lipo and the tats? Puh-leeze. It’s not that I doubt she’d do those things. I’m sure she probably will do the lipo IF she ever allows herself to eat. But the lower back tat? And inking his initials on her ankles? Ree. Dic. You. Less. Just plain stupid. X is far too insecure to permantly put the initials of a pretend boyfriend, an EMPLOYEE, one she’s only had 6 weeks, on what she considers her stock in trade - her over-exercised body. X getting a tat would be about like Angie spending 2 weeks down in Cabo in nothing but a too-small bikinis showing off her cooch and ass, getting mani-pedis, sipping Ritas by the pool, reading self-help books and taking Court & David along for company. Not. Gonna. Happen.

That pic of Angie looks a lot like she looked the day before Shi was born. But since she is having 2 babies, i think she probably has another 3 or 4 weeks to go. She doesn’t look to have dropped yet.

BRAD at MIRAVAL @ 06/27/2008 at 1:14 am

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Oh look who’s joined us!! In between peeing in Jen Aniston’s mouth and taking it up the ass. from Perez Hilton, John Mayer has time to fit in some stalking and x-rated trash talking of his secret obsessive crush, the ‘Brangelina.’ Come on John, we all know you’re a famewh*re and are desperate to be separated by just one degree only from Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie — even if it means you have to grin, bear, and schtup an ugly middle aged plastic surgery victim who had her bunghole reamed by fellow fat skeevy baldy musician Adam Duritz (and assorted TV writers who told all at smoking gun dot com) when you were just in diapers! The would be the ‘baby’ kind, not the big boy pull-ups that Mama Aniston makes you wear now.

Happy Birthday Alia! Everyone— Enjoy your weekend watching Wanted. I cannot watch it this weekend but would be free to see it & Kung Fu Panda next week.

LOL! it is funny how these freaks from JJB all post their lovey dovey comments on here…wake up guys…Angelina couldn’t care less whether you kiss the ground she walks on.

get a life, go for a walk, and do something meaningful aside from kissing her pictures….lol.

Stella=JR. Too obvious!

Brangelina freaks.