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Angelina Jolie Will Bring Boys To Their Knees

Angelina Jolie Will Bring Boys To Their Knees

Angelina Jolie will bring boys to their knees in her new action thriller Wanted, according to a movie critic for the New York Times.

Manohla Dargis says, “Ms. Jolie has been perfectly cast as a super-scary, seemingly amoral assassin named (wait for it) Fox. Few American actresses, especially those with such pin-skinny arms, can make beating a guy to the ground look so easy and, yeah, man, like fun. With her mean smiley-sneer and snug clothes, her heels and hieroglyphics, she cuts the kind of disciplinarian figure who can bring antsy boys of all ages to their knees or at least into their theater seats.”

Wanted is out in theaters everywhere today!!! James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman costars.

FYI: Sources tell The Daily News that contrary to denials, Angie has given birth to her twins. “They’re waiting till the babies are bigger and stronger before they allow anyone to take their picture,” a source told the paper.

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krung krung @ 06/27/2008 at 3:43 pm

whoa, this site is super facked up, you post a comment and it won’t show up, the reason why i come here rarely, this site is going donwhill.

vickifromtexas @ 06/27/2008 at 3:43 pm

hello anoble, i hope you are doing great today. hugs.
i love to see angelina play a strong woman.

WeLoveRachel @ 06/27/2008 at 3:21 pm Jennifer Aniston is America’s Sweetheart and a box office sweetheart. She is chosen for lovable roles not scary ones. We love you Jen!
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Yeah RIGHT!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAH. Aniston’s movie just got pushed to the back burner…who knows it might go straight to DVD because the initial reviews were awful. ROFLOL

vickifromtexas @ 06/27/2008 at 3:46 pm

senior, hello and thank you. hugs.
hello to thelookoflove, estelle, and all jolie pitt fans.

And why are these sources always f****** lying?

And it would be great if people wouldn’t post SPOILERS or WARN FOR SPOILERS

Thanks Jared for the new thread…

We are going to see this movie in 4 hours! I can’t wait :lol:

Jubilee @ 06/27/2008 at 3:45 pm
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I agree Jen Aniston new movie is probably going straight to DVD and only a couple dozen copies , you know to collectors, i mean, trolls..

Passing Through @ 06/27/2008 at 3:52 pm

FYI: Sources tell The Daily News that contrary to denials, Angie has given birth to her twins. “They’re waiting till the babies are bigger and stronger before they allow anyone to take their picture,” a source told the paper.

ROTFLMAO. God. Give it up, people! The irrational interest in whether or not these children have been born is bordering on stalking of newborns. Damn. You’d think this was “Children of Men” and Angie was giving birth to the first babies after 20 years of human infertility. It’s gotten downright sick.

ace tomato @ 06/27/2008 at 3:53 pm

This looks like great summer popcorn fare - fun actors, lots of action, and really, with a story about elite assassins involving car chases with a Dodge Viper, are you really worried about realism?

Fun fun fun =)

love her!!! But I think Wall-E will get 1st then Wanted…

vickifromtexas @ 06/27/2008 at 3:55 pm

# 35 Passing Through @ 06/27/2008 at 3:52 pm FYI: Sources tell The Daily News that contrary to denials, Angie has given birth to her twins. “They’re waiting till the babies are bigger and stronger before they allow anyone to take their picture,” a source told the paper.

ROTFLMAO. God. Give it up, people! The irrational interest in whether or not these children have been born is bordering on stalking of newborns. Damn. You’d think this was “Children of Men” and Angie was giving birth to the first babies after 20 years of human infertility. It’s gotten downright sick.
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i agree it is getting really creepy.

thelookoflove1365 @ 06/27/2008 at 3:56 pm

Hi vicki and anoble-
Can’t wait to see this movie tonight. In our area, Wanted opens at 12 am this morning (Friday). If I didn’t have to work today, I probably would like to try watching movie that late. LOL!

BBL guys…the site is taking forever to refresh. Jared, thanks for the thread, but please do something. It is very slow,-crawling!

RachelSun @ 06/27/2008 at 3:57 pm

the “source” is probably one of those people in the town that like lying to the press.

Comparing a G rated film to an R is ludicrous. They check ID’s and won’t let any one in under 17.
The movie will open big. I don’t get the reviews that say stuff is physiccally impossible. Why can’t these reviewers get it in their stupid heads it is a fantasy/comic book film not a physics documentary.

Going to see this tonight after work.

wildflower509 @ 06/27/2008 at 4:02 pm

Finally Angie Jo is making the sort of movie that suits her Goth Style. This one should be a success unlike the last few she’s made, i.e. A Mighty Heart, etc. Just something about Voight’s little girl in black leather!! Stop trying to be someone else Angie Jo!, just be U and all will be fine!!

This movie could be good, but it seemed a little far-fetched during the previews(especially after I saw the “bend the bullet” part). Kind of reminds me of Shoot ‘Em Up with Clive Owen, which was horrible. This doesn’t look much better though.

Guys will love her @ 06/27/2008 at 4:04 pm

She looks super sexy in the movie and that butt shot WOW

Wanted is also showing in a lot less screens than WALLE besides being rated R. Are we going to discuss more details of the film in another thread so people who don’t want to be spoiled with specifics won’t be. I can’t wait to see this movie.

I hope everyone supports Angelina because she’s taking a break from HW for a while.

She can do any movie.Amazing woman.Its a popcorn movie people enjoy

I think you guys can wail for more people to see it before discussing it into details.

Andrómeda @ 06/27/2008 at 4:11 pm

Can´t wait to see this move!!!. Can´t believe that i have to wait until august to see Wanted….
Thanks JJ for the new thread.
Hi everybody!!, Hope you are having a nice day. I couldn´t post the last days because i´m having some family problems, but i´ll try to post more often. I miss you all.

vickifromtexas @ 06/27/2008 at 4:13 pm

andromeda, it’s good to see you posting. i will pray for your family. i hope things get better soon.. hugs.

Angie is so hotttttttt!

# 4 WeLoveRachel @ 06/27/2008 at 3:21 pm

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Of course she is, only in your mind! That is way all her movies are disaster at the box office! And that is way she allways looks like Rachel! She is the worst actress in America!

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