Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Get Cozy In The Car

Jen is an icon. She such a talented comic actor and she’s such a positive role model for kids.

Never any scandals in the headlines.. she’s great.

COOKIE @ 07/06/2008 at 9:02 am

I couldn’t agree more that Jen is an icon. The question is, an icon for what? She’s become the patron saint of scorned women everywhere. If that is the kind of icon you look up to, go for it.

As for being a “positive role model for kids”, I would never want to see a daughter of mine turn out like Aniston — frivolous, self-centered, airheaded, concerned only with her looks, and never giving a damn about anyone else. That’s your Jennifer.

yes @ 07/06/2008 at 8:56 am
Jolie only did 2 movies that got some attention, GIA and Girl Interrupted. Both were playing the same character; a mentally ill druggie freak. THAT my dear, is not acting. Any other movie she did, was horrible acting and critics cringed. Her fake accent in Alexander & Beowulf ruined it. Besides, there is no point in talking about her career - IT IS OVER. No one likes an adulterer.
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OMFG! I don’t even know where to begin.

Jolie won an academy award for “Girl Interrupted”. THAT, my dear, IS acting. Aniston never won an academy award in her life and she never will.

Jolie has had three smash hit movies in the past six months. “Beowulf” has grossed $82 million. “Kung Fu Panda” has grossed $193 million worldwide and is just getting started. And “Wanted” has grossed $123 million worldwide after only nine days. And you’re talking about her career being “over”? What are you smoking, chica? That fake ganja is going to rot what’s left of your brains.

Now let’s look at the critics “cringing” at the movies she’s been in. Critical ratings at rottentomatoes.com:

Wanted: 73%
Kung Fu Panda: 88%
Girl Interrupted: 52% (critics panned the movie but loved Jolie)
A Mighty Heart: 77% (commercial failure but the critics loved Jolie)
Gia 92%
Beowulf 70% (critics praised everyone, including Jolie)

Okayyyyyyyyy…. now lets look at some Aniston movies and see how the critics liked those:

Along Came Polly 27%
The Break-Up 34%
Derailed 20%
Rumor Has It 19%
Friends with Money 71% (finally, success!)
Bruce Almighty 49%

Now if you want to go into box office totals, I’m more than happy to oblige:

The Break-Up $118,700,000
Derailed $36,000,000
Friends With Money $13,300,000
Rumor Has It $43,000,000
Total: $211,000,000

Mr. and Mrs. Smith $186,300,000
Beowulf $82,000,000
Kung Fu Panda $188,000,000 and counting
Wanted: $75,000,000 and counting
Total: $531,300,000 and counting

Feeling suicidal yet?

Now ordinarily I wouldn’t want to rub it in, but since you’re such a lying sack of sh*t, I feel like nailing your ass to the wall. So let’s talk about their lives and careers in the past three years:

Here’s Angelina:
3 box-office hits in just six months
A loving relationship with the man of her dreams
A loving family of four (soon to be six) children
Appointed to the Committee on Foreign Relations
Appointed to the UN High Committee for Refugees

Here’s Jennifer:
Her first movie in two years (”He’s Just Not That Into You”) has been postponed TWICE because the buzz was so bad the studio was afraid to release it, and it will probably end up on the straight-to-video dump heap.
Five (six) failed relationships in a row and another failure coming up
No children
No family she talks to
Sits on her ass by the pool all day long because she has nothing else to do
Smartwater campaign bombed — they’re giving it away

Now you tell me, honey — who’s doing better?

BTW, what are you going to do when the twins come — are you going to throw yourself off a cliff or under a bus? Just give us some advance notice so we’ll know where to scrape up your remains.

396 yes @ 07/06/2008 at 8:46 am

Boring and more boring with Pitt and Jolie’s style :
I like their style!

trotting around the globe with a village of mixed children,
They are free to live their lives the way they want. You are free to stay in one place your whole life, and be childless. I promise I won’t criticize you. :smile:

nonstop birthgiving,
This is only the second time AJ is giving birth. Do you know the meaning of ‘nonstop?’

selling children’s pictures to magazines,
Have you also criticized the others who sold their baby pictures to magazines, or is it only BP&AJ you’re after? The money goes to charity which is a good thing. A VERY good thing. If the others do it too, we’d hear about it.

do donation to get names printed on magazine.
Lots of people donate through their foundation, and it becomes known, or they announce it themselves (Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Ted Turner, for example). Without donating, AJ&BP already get their names in magazines because they’re famous actors.

Boredom to death. Give people a break now ! Three years of doing the same things get really old and rusty!
Is anyone forcing you to read about them? GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK and ignore everything about them. Three years of reading about them has made you so resentful, you sound like a sourpuss.

395 COOKIE @ 07/06/2008 at 8:44 am

Oprah Windfrey also does not have a child and she kicks every butt in Hollywood. Jen is also independent, does not need a man or children to get ahead in life.
I don’t know about Oprah, but I think I read JA said she loves children, wants them and will have them.
No, she doesn’t need a man for that. She can adopt a child like her friend Cheryl Crowe. Anyway, that’s her business.

Giving birth in order to shackle a man is a pathetic behavior of a woman.
Children don’t shackle a man. There are may people with children who have split. Surely you know that. Please, you can’t be THAT ignorant!

She is better than those women who don’t have money and keep giving birth to children and can’t give them the future.
??? Do you know how idiotic this sounds? Please think before you type!

She is also better than most women out there that use man and children to get media attention.
You’re ahead of yourself! We don’t know that yet. Wait till she has the man and the children and then we’ll see what she does.

399 # 399 yes @ 07/06/2008 at 8:54 am

“I’m concerned with what’s really going on with Angelina Jolie. I’ve never seen someone remit heroin completely. You’re either still on heroin, Oxycontin or something else. Unless you’re dead. Is she still using something? Is she in recovery. If she’s in recovery, I don’t see any evidence of it, because people in recovery invest themselves in simple, selfless acts of service, not global self-serving acts.” — Dr. Drew 6/08
*global self serving acts — right on!!
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This doctor found something to get him/herself in the news. Just talk about Angelina Jolie!
If AJ has a problem, she will/has to deal with it. She is a grownup.

405 Jill @ 07/06/2008 at 3:04 pm
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It’s great that you listed all those facts. They can’t argue with facts! When anyone starts telling a lie, we just refer them to your post, #405.

350 jen fan @ 07/03/2008 at 4:45 pm
Doesn’t matter what names you call her or what you haters say, I will still like her regardless. Wishing her all the best that life has to offer.
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Attagirl, honey, you hang in there. I admire your loyalty and your refusal to abandon a sinking ship. Aniston’s fans have been deserting her in droves, so it’s nice she has some left. She needs all the fans she can get.

to yes

Your copy and paste comments from other people are not original and are only meant for tabloid journalism. I would not want to make a comment on copied pasted comments by billy bob thorton, .Dr. Drew and george clooney. I would be wasting my time addressing their comment since they did not make themselves a part of your comment willingly. I you want to sound credible do a piece that is your own and not based on a divorce that is over 3 years and your emotional state of mind. But i would like to address my comment to you since you act like you know it all. Acting and being are 2 different things. You accuse angie as an adulterer and yet angie is single when she fell in love with brad. Your definition of adultery is only subjective on angie

You may have been successful selling avon in your neighborhood but you will have a hard time pimping your comment to logical thinking people.

Jen fans accusing Angie of heroin addiction should try to find out first what heroin addiction entails before shooting whatever comes to their limited mind based on their own personal vendetta.

These are the signs to look for to tell if someone is currently on heroin:

• The pupils of the eyes of someone on heroin will be very small even in low light conditions when they should be dilated.
• Slowed speech
• Loss of basic motor skills
• Drowsy and slow movement
• Heavy salivating and drooling
• Consistent “nodding off” during normal activities and abnormal hours

Signs that somebody has been using heroin:

• Holes and bruises in the fold of the arm
• Tiny scabs along the veins of the arm
• Bruises underneath the fingernails
• Wearing long sleeves even in hot weather

How can a mother of 4, who is a UN representative, travelling a lot be able to hide her addiction. You are insulting the DEA and UN if you believe angie can get away from carrying and using Heroin. Don’t forget the tabs who are always following angie around.

I maybe be biased but anyone who knows that a person who got so much to lose will not risk losing respect and acceptance just to be in an addiction. Respect is earned not granted. You may not respect angie but angie sure had earned the respect of world leaders.

Jen fans are antagonizing a lot of people with their comments. Their redundant accusations of angie can be subjective on people who have adopted children and women who were married to guys who had an ex wife. Let us not forget people of color and people with different sexual orientation. Your malicious comments have hit a lot of people indirectly and subjectively. Nancy Reagan is ronald’s second wife and who would forget elizabeth taylor. Bashing angie is not the best way of getting back on your ex who dumped your for another woman. He who had not sinned cast the first stone. And why accuse angie to this day as being an adulterer when your jen is already with john mayer. It confounds me why jen fans can hate angie when jen is already with john mayer. I dont like jen but i don’t hate her either, Blame my animosity towards jen on comments i read from jen fans. Jen is not the kind of person who would inspire me to waste my time defending in a public blog.

Hard to have a meeting of the minds with jen fans because jen fans have a different personality from angie’s fans. Bitter and vindictive people are beyond reason and are not capable of understanding. Their thoughts and actions are based on their emotions and personal experiences. Sad to surmise that american women may have come along way from the feminist movement, but still some have not changed their way of reasoning. No wonder there has never been an american woman president and i doubt if there ever will.

And to rien, this is the reason why i call jen fans shallow. Making comments that are superficial, empty and without regards to how it would reflect on themselves and their idol. Jen fans think of themselves as highly moral and yet they are without morals for using profanities and maligning a person’s reputation

I know it takes a lot of personal experiences and maturity to be reasonable and objective but one has to have an open mind if one wants to keep on growing and be effective.

Where are all the one-liner experts, like bet, Trisha, meamelia, etc?
Do you girls know the answer to my question in post #414? You need to defend her if she hasn’t said it.

Jen fans maliciously branding angie and yet have the audacity to ask why a lot of people hate jen. Is it being shallow,and irresponsible or downright stupid?

Jen fans dont have the ability to rationalize that there are a lot of women who identify with angie as a mother, and culpable of being human.

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395 COOKIE @ 07/06/2008 at 8:44 am

Oprah Windfrey also does not have a child and she kicks every butt in Hollywood. Jen is also independent, does not need a man or children to get ahead in life.

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What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul? yes no one needs a daughter like jen who would call her own mother a disease. And yes jen is a role model for daughters to mistreat their mom in the selfish twisted world of a jen fan. I would definitely not want my daughter to have jen as her role model and call me a disease

rien @ 07/07/2008 at 1:14 am

Angie fans bashing jen is their way of making jen fans know how it feels like when the ball is on the their court. My comments are directed to a particular group of people i am trying to reach hence my use of jen fans as reference. Don’t get offended if you don’t think you fall under their category

Reason why some fans hate rival fans is because the bashing can hit a sensitive nerve on the fans. Maliscious comments made by irrational fans are meant for the rival fans not the celebrity because celebrities are usually unaware of these things going on in blogs.

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I posted my comments here in the hope of making some jen fans realize that maligning angie is more antagonizing than enlightening.
Think before you make a comment because you are selling your comment to the readers. Your comment is a reflection of who you are and the idol you are trying to sell.

I hope this is going to be my last post because i would rather be posting on angie’s thread than here. I leave intelligent posts to other angie fans who are more adept. I have given too much attention on jen already.

Salut Angie Fan! I agree 100%!

We are selling and buying information from each other. Simply use our brains and more important - feeling - before we comment on anything.

By the way:

[b] …When you trust your television,
what you get is what you got
Cause when they own the information
They can bend it all they want.” [/b]
- John Mayer-

John mentioned only telly, but for me, all source of Information are the same. No offense, Jared. I re-check before I swallow your information too. And re-check again.

I only hope for my Jen’s fan fellows, just take care of our love to Jen. And care not for Angelina. Until we think we have to show our love. Until then, be kind with each other!

May Apollo be with us!