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Miranda Kerr is Top Hat Titillating

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263 Comments

# 3

yes double ewwe. can you say photoshop?
lol at sticking her as* out as usual.

# 4

the SJP movie sounds likes ‘baby boom’ with diane keaton

# 5
gossipgirl @ 06/30/2008 at 1:30 pm

stop using the word “Titillating”..its getting old.

# 6

georgious, shes so preddy, why you guys no likey??? shes hot

# 7

omg…..they photo shop her dimples away

# 8

dimples only show when a person is smiling .

# 9

OMG! Did you see the Amy Winehouse video? I have to say, I happen to love her voice & I am a fan of her music (not her behavior!), but this girl can’t even sing anymore. She is an awful mess. Not that we don’t already know that, but seeing this video is a sobering reminder of how screwed up she is. What a waste of talent. Such a shame.

Her butt chin is gone,they photoshop that.

This is BADLY photoshopped.

Miranda is a very pretty girl!

photoshop @ 06/30/2008 at 7:12 pm

wow, can anyone say photoshop???

great look @ 06/30/2008 at 9:42 pm

It is interesting that all the reporters male or female that interview her all say the same things about her, that she is down to earth, a nice person
and that she has a happy and playful personality, must be what Orlando
likes about her so much.

I like the different look in these photos, very cool, and beautiful of course!

She’s gorgeous!

Erm.. I have yet to see ANYONE ( a celebrity) being interviewed in a reputable mag by a male of female that has been slagged off… she is their cover girl in a magazine they are hardly going to call her names, she is on the cover of a mans magazine- so the interviewer will keep the fantasy alive for the sad men who w@nk over it , added to that I am in NO DOUBT that Ms.Kerr is fantastic at playing the sickly sweet contrived innocent good girl act- I have heard she is very convinicng, I think when things are too good to be true in a person- they usually are. When someone has to cry out “Im a good girl” and “im down to earth” the more you proclaim it- I think the lady doth protest too much, but who cares if she is as b!tch like as Ive heard and false then he will find out soon enough.

When some people “go to work” they put their “nice face” on for all around, doesnt mean they are what they seem.. I cant blame her though having the childhood she did, being made into a lolita by her parents and posing noode underage has to scar and leave marks.

Or maybe Orlando is not very nice, and neither is she- like many have said- if thats the case then yep they go together. Their sweet acts maybe just that- an act..

what magazine cover... @ 06/30/2008 at 11:11 pm

…isn’t photoshopped? It’s a shame - cause she’s beautiful without it.

what is with you idiots?

Hey # 14, you are the biggest idiot of the lot. How the f#%k do you know about her childhood and what her parents did and didn’t do? really - where do you dig up that crap from - you know s$#t actually and you don’t know your head from your ass you poor sorry little piece of s#$t. How old are you? two?

dunkento@14 @ 07/01/2008 at 1:40 am

omg, your pathetic @14 seriously how fucked up is your mind, you seriously have some mental problems, miranda is beautiful in the inside and out, wish you guys could meet her like i have, you would notice how loving and caring miranda actually is.

@14 get some help…..

Well I guess not beautiful enough, she IS photoshopped.

And to #14 I didnt know you thought that being airbrushed is a great look, man you have a weird taste in beauty. Fake beauty that is, but thats Miranda cabbage face Kerr for yah, more fake than her little girl voice and vain personality.

So @19, you know Miranda do you? You know she is vain? - how do you know that - have you actually met her? Have you bothered to see how beautiful she is in real life without makeup? how beautiful are you? I pity you and @14, you’re both pathetic and sad sorry miserable individuals and radiate ugliness from within. I bet you two are so beautiful - not! Jealousy is such a bad motivator.

We’ve all seen how fugly she is without makeup, here’s just one example out of many:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/01/30/miranda-kerr-verizon/

Any beauty she has comes from makeup artists, hairdressers and photoshoppers. Nothing to be jealous of.

.
Did you mean to post a picture of Brandon Frasier or was that a mistake?

miranda is so pretty, i dont understand these hate comments. hey @sam are you a bit jeoulous cause you look like a fat cow????? MOOOOOO
lol

Envious much? @ 07/03/2008 at 11:42 pm

I’m sure most of these b*****s would kill to look one-tenth as dee-lectable as this girl. Fat ugly females are always jealous of these gorgeous slender chicks. LOL - what a pathetic bunch of losers! Careful - your insecurities are showing!

stupid much? @ 07/04/2008 at 2:52 pm

@29+30

Oh, what a typical response from Cabbage Patch’s team. Anyone who sees through the “smoke and mirrors” (as she herself even said in the above magazine interview) must be a fat jellus hater! Can’t face the truth like #27 posted? Can’t face the truth that she is disliked for WHO she is as a person? Can’t face the facts that she’s disliked by people who HAVE met and worked with her? Nope, sorry to disappoint, not fat, jealous, or insecure, just intelligent enough to know that beauty is only skin deep and Miranda Kerr is certainly no beauty, inside or out.

Oh, what a ‘typical response’ from a member of ‘Team Let’s Bash Miranda ‘Cuz She’s Gorgeous and Successful.’ Like I said, pathetic bunch of losers.

miranda kerr is so hot, orlando is not worhy for this lovely lady… she is amazing

tim@stupid much @ 07/05/2008 at 6:12 pm

um excuse me stupid much, i am actually a photographer assistant for henry clarke (vogue magazine if you dont know/) and i have been on shoots with miranda, she is a down to earth, fun loving person who is a very smart and intellectual individual, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about, keep telling yourself your not insecure, fat or jealous but your only fooling yourself…….

miranda is beautiful inside and out, you would know yourself if you actually met the girl……
jealousy is such a *****…..

protest too much? @ 07/06/2008 at 1:04 pm

Ha ha, oh look, it’s team cabbage patch, back to protect their meal-ticket. Wonder why they would need to do that if they’re so secure with how “lovely” she is, why worry about what some anonymous posters on a gossip blog say? Probably because there are plenty of people in NY, Sydney, and probably London now too who know the truth and have experienced first hand the entitlement, lies, and manipulations. They just can’t stand that despite all the hard work with smoke and mirrors that not everyone will buy the bs.

And “smart and intellectual”? ha ha ha ha ha. Oh thanks for the laugh. Sure she’s “smart and intellectual”, if you consider blank, vacant stares, monosyllables, and talking about nothing but herself as “smart and intellectual. Yup, she’s a regular rocket scientist, NASA is holding a place open for her for when she’s done modeling, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

Waiting for the fat, jellus hater comments….

get a life @ 07/06/2008 at 5:15 pm

yea well obviously there’s two sides to every story you ****, you say here comes the cabbage patch team, there is no teams you dump ****, there are people who like her and people who dont…I am just standing up for because nearly everyone who goes to these sites doesnt even know anything about her and are just here to be gossip whores who have no life.. sorry its the truth.. miranda kerr is a very smart, beautiful and a very friendly person to everyone she meets, this is going to be my last message on here because obviously you dont know her and your mind is closed to any possiblity of miranda being a nice persons… no ******* clue!!!!!!!!!!
i feel sorry for you miserable *****
get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How joyful to hear someone taking up for Miranda for a change, good for you Tim! I think Miranda is beautiful and in interviews she always sounded very friendly and funny. I think her voice is sweet and I love her accent.
I have not been on this board for awhile because I got tired of reading the same ugly hateful post, but I had a few minutes to kill and enjoyed reading something nice and someone standing up for a person they know.

miranda is so pretty, i would kill any of you haters to have her body, hahahhaha

no but seriously,

she is hot, cant beleive shes going out with orlando bloom, jealous much… dammm you orlando, dam you to hell
hehehehe

A photographer who worked with Miranda has posted here before. His observations differ from yours:

@terry @ 05/07/2008 at 8:43 pm
I have met her actually, in a professional capacity, and I can stand by what I think and say here and now: she is a manipulative woman, she turns on the sweet act- yes she does that very well, but I have heard lots about her in the business that I am in, and some is rather bad, and before you say I am a liar and jealous I am a 35 year old man, I always read the “models” threads on blogs and comment, and here I am.
Miranda Kerr though in my opinion isn’t to blame. At the end of the day, I would say her parents have brought her up the way they have. I maybe in the business but I am totally against children under 16 used in swimwear and totally unclothed shots- that is far from normal, it has conditioned a probably once verysweet and innocent Miranda Kerr into an ambitious cunning woman who is just desperate to climb the fame ladder, it is a shame. She has stepped on a lot of people- some my friends and collegues to get where she is now.
While Miranda is a decent model, the thing is she hasn’t that little bit extra to make it to the ranks of Gisele Bundchen for example(who is simply delightful by the way), but I guess Miranda won’t see it like that, nor will her agents and her parents who are also pushing her to go higher, and I think it is a crying shame because when this girl doesn’t reach that status she will have and feel such a huge let down that will be hard to rise from and admit you were out of your depth.
Tony.P NY based fashion photographer

Post #44 from the Miranda’s Beautiful Besos thread:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/07/miranda-kerr-beautiful-besos/comment-page-2/#comments

Post #50 & 57 make excellent observations, as does #61. I’m inclined to believe Tony more than you. He was here first and he doesn’t sound bitter or frustrated, or like he’s on someone’s PR payroll – just honest in his observations.

You mean the love between her and Jay in those pics? lol.
Not sure the point of the video but most of the ones with her and orli boy are laughable with the most recent ones taking the cake. Have you seen the one of him reading a magazine at the dinner table with her?LOL.

Tim, WTF do you think people are jealous about?
It’s an open joke about her fauxmance and how she needed
him to get some cheesy department store job. Really, I mean people
are now watching the Ducati tape for drinking games. Randa makes a fool or herself and you take a drink. A good time is had by all. Nothing to be jealous of here folks.

BTW: Can one of you ask randa baby if she can get me a discount on one of those toaster ovens she pawns at DJ’s? I need to get Adrinna Lima a wedding show gift.

oh lookie this @ 07/09/2008 at 4:02 pm

http://elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf/gallery/candids/GranCanaria_08jun/pages/GranCanaria_08jun20_002.htm

Oh… if he is SO INTO HER then why oh why oh why- is he reading a magazine at a public restaraunt table- that is bad manners to anybody - but your girlfriend? Thats just “dont talk to me”/not interested in his company behaviour- seriously I would be insulted.. this pair has according to Miranda- been together for 5 months… this picture looks like 15 years!! LOL Even my parents who have been together for 30 years wouldnt do that! Too funny.. oh and kids- dont try and fix it- you cannot unsee what has already been seen ;)
seriously who would be jealous of being treat like sh!t?

No way!!! He is a rude prick! what does beautiful miranda see in this jerk? He makes a fool of her!! I H8 BLOOM!

==He makes a fool of her!! I H8 BLOOM!==

Maybe he does but she asks for it by insisting on this joke of a showmance. Please, girl, give it up already you aren’t fooling anyone.
Bloom is doing her a favor anyway by letting her use his name.You can’t say that isn’t true because she won’t stfu about it and even the company she works for acts like he is the one they hired.

I think Fried Eggs was referring to the song choice and “can you feel the the love” with much sarcasm. The creator’s video info seems to imply she is not a fan.
Yep, Miranda you seem to be One of Those Girls!

This is what a good looking miranda would look like- she is a UK soap actress called Kara Tointon, she appearsin eastenders, she is what I think - a better looking “version” of miranda, she is much better..

http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/kara-tointon/kara-tointon-1b.jpg

@oh lookie this @ 07/09/2008 at 5:59 pm

Aw, look at them. I am soooo jellus of her!! When my boyfriend and I go on holiday together, he wants to look at me and have conversations and smile and laugh and do things together and hold hands and kiss! Nothing like KerrBloom at all! Yup, I am jellus but maybe someday I’ll get lucky and find a boyfriend who will ignore me too!!

If My boyfriend read at the dinner table, especially while we were out having a meal I would kill him. I would be upset because I would feel like he just wanted to be alone, My old friend used to read at the dinner table, and if you tried to speak to him he was annoyed,so yeah reading at the table means you arent interested in the people you are dinng with. Not good.

Maybe because they were just there to get their picture taken for appearances and once again Orlando has a way of sending his own messages through pictures. “I agreed to this mess but I sure don’t like it.”

how do you know what is e doing or what is he reading ? i don’t know it doesn’t look a magazine to me we don’t know what they are doing in the dinner pictures we weren’t there you idiotic haters how in hell do you know he ignored her?

there is another picture of him walking in the restaurant with the same magazine in hand. It is not a menu for sure. Why bring something to read to dinner like that?

If he’s not ignoring her, then what do you call it when someone brings reading material to dinner and is looking down and reading instead of talking to his “date”? And he’s not reading the menu, in the picture of them walking away from the table, you can see the magazine (or script/whatever) rolled up in his hand.

Can you find that picture too? I don’t know where it is and I think it would make it clear he brought it along and planned on reading during this photo op.

Well in the pics they arent even interacting- ie talking to each other, if you dodnt know they were “togetehr” you would think it was 2 strangers sitting next to each other- I thought he was bad with kate when they sat in restaraunts together- but there was stillmore interaction with them both, on somepics they actually looked at each otehr and looked as if they were talking, thats not happening here, you dont need to be “there” to tell that- face it idiotic shipper. Orli is a bad boyfriend- so what? She is the one who puts up with it- if she is fine with him reading a magazine at the table then good for her- i think it is terrible manners and very rude! Still i doubt he actually is with her to talk to, its whats between her legs.

the magazine @ 07/09/2008 at 9:26 pm

Wouldnt it be funny if he was reading a playboy mag or soemthing and drooling over the curvy women with t!ts while she is sat there, lmao.
There is no excuse to read at the table when you are apparently in “love” and “gobsmacked” with a woman- men are supposed to hang on your every word, thats happened to me, but mayeb thats because I have actually had good boyfriends who actually liked and did love me- oh well not everyone is living that life i guess.

If they try to put this right by him showing interest it shows its all set up and planned, you dont go from being like that to being all over someone when people have spotted it and MK’s friends have admitted they read on here- so dont bother with that- otherwise you will just be mocked all the more- altho no forget i said that- do it, the Thicky Klutz twins show is getting better each time we see new pix

To funny!
The paps were there(hired) all day so if there were better dinner pictures they would have used those as well. The one of them walking in looks stiff and miserable too.

the haters will hold on everything but just because im bored i will argue with you over this nonsense again there is no prove that is a magazine or whatever that is what you want to see i personally can’t say what is it that he is reading how can you see what is the thing he is reading? please tell me because you must have seen something i haven’t and that does not mean that he is ignoring her as you idiotic ass must have forgot he was there TO BE WITH HER he could have been in a lot of places but he was there to be with her why would he do that if he gets bored with her and please don’t even try the he was there t bring publicity her modeling there because he got bigger things and he didn’t show up at least be more original and if they wanted publicity he would have one to the actual event not stay hidden into a hotel

Sorry charlie, you can say he was there for her all you want but it’s clear to many of us and many in the media that its a showmace that needs to be finished off.

It is a magazine and as already said there are other pictures of him walking in with it. You know it isn’t a menu and the same magzine because in the picture above you can see the top of it and it folds like a book or magazine, not a menu. If he is reading at the table it DOES mean he was ignoring her. That is pretty basic table manners rules that you don’t read while you are with someone else.

Absolutely, photos of a “happy couple” would sell more, so if they existed at that dinner or anytime at that resort we would have seen them. There must not have been any interaction between them for the entire meal because the photographer was obviously there the whole time, since there are pics of the waiter bringing the bread basket and then of them leaving.

we got the second naked butt picture days after the first one do you think there aren’t any other pictures of orlando naked? i think they do exist they just weren’t published you think the paps shoot only two pictures ? i think there are a lot of pictures of the trip to spain that we didn’t see and never will maybe his pr bought them who knows those things happen all the time again haters are getting pathetic because orlando has been with the girl for mouths now and to some even cheated with her that would make it more than a year now why do you think he is with her? that is something at people who dislike them never think of why the hell orlando would be for a long time now with someone he doesn’t like?(please no black mail theories) please answer why would he spend time with her?

Smurf, if you think you are helping the MK case you are making it worse with your rambling rants that make no sense and have no sentence structure. Really, you aren’t helping.

FYI: No one said he never like her but you already know that and just want something to ramble on about. The showmance started later on.

We know there are probably more pictures but if you had half a brain cell you would have caught the point that if there were happier looking pictures some of those would have been released as well.
As for his butt pictures I don’t know if there was really a new picture that came out days later, just a better version of the same one from the pap site. Certainly no knew information.

“”i am actually a photographer assistant for henry clarke (vogue magazine if you dont know/)”"

That’s amazing that you are the photographer’s assistant for such a legendary photographer, especially considering Henry Clarke the Vogue photographer DIED IN 1996!!

query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C04E4D91439F936A35756C0A960958260

Are you also a medium or a miracle worker to be able to work for someone who is no longer on this earth? (You did post in the present tense). Or maybe you used to work for him, but that must mean you’re not a very good photographer’s assistant if you haven’t moved up in the fashion photography world in the 40+ years since Henry Clarke did his iconic work for Vogue in the 1950-1970’s.

Or more likely you’re LYING about who you are and you’re LYING about being a photographer’s assistant for Henry Clarke, which means you are also LYING about MK. So if you’re spewing a bunch of lies here, that must mean you haven’t worked on photoshoots with her, and she is NOT fun, down to earth, smart and intellectual as you proclaim. All your lies completely support the statements made by many others that she really is a lying, manipulative, desperate famewhore. Thanks for helping to confirm that.

I thought that you delphi girls weren’t going to post on MK’s threads anymore. Didn’t you say over and over how you didn’t want her to get any more hits? Now here you are, posting over and over, about the same thing. My goodness you girls are predictable and boring. Even your more insane theories are becoming old hat. We get it. You don’t like her. So why spend so much time on her? Are you that obsessed? I just read a thread over at your haters united site, and you go on, ad nauseum about certain posters on other boards who like MK. You proclain that they “must not have lives” because they spend so much time talking about her. So what does that say about you? Are you so blind in your hatred that you don’t recognize the hypocrisy in your statements? At least the ones spending time online because they like her are not immersing themselves in negativity like you girls are. They, by far, are the healthier ones in this equation.

you failed to answer me why on earth orlando is spending time with miranda you didn’t answer you idiot think you are so intelligent so please explain to why orlando if so miserable is still with this girl you haters are so blinded by hate on someone you never met and focus on idiotic stuff and hold on to everything to bash this girl but you failed to answer the most important question why orlando got and still is with this girl if he doesn’t even like her?

your post makes perfect sense but don’t try to talk to those idiots they are so crazy it is not even funny last time i checked that site they were making a psiciatric evaluation on miranda (a total stranger) crazy times their joined hate on the girl is scary they don’t even know her but of course they pretend to they say they don’t want to give her attention but they talk about her 24/7 nonstop scary

pot…kettle. aren’t you just as obsessed and unhealthy if you’re reading all these boards too and know who/what is posted where?

or should I call you Tim?
bitter that you got caught in a lie? doesn’t say much for MK that her “friends” are lying liars who lie.

or just bitter that the posters at delphi are saying things you don’t like AND they can back up their words with photos, messages, articles, obituaries, etc?

oh, and look, the crazy blue troll thinks you make sense, so that just destroyed any reason you may have tried to present.

For Callie of Delphiforums which want to know if Miranda Kerr has done a photoshoot for Vogue, here is the information:
Yes, she done a photoshoot for Vogue Australia, the photographers was Richard Bailey and you can found it here:
http://www.vogue.com.au/people_parties/events/2007/behind_the_scenes_with_miranda

But as that poster stated, going to sites that discuss someone they like is a heck of a lot healthier than spending hours on sites just to proclaim your hatred over and over. That’s just sick. #72 hit the nail on the head, and now you are p*ssed, aren’t you!

Oh, and I see you re still claiming that anyone who doesn’t bash Miranda is the same person. HA! Just because you spend hours posting under different anons, doesn’t mean that everyone does.

And don’t even try to defend the loonies at Delphi. I’ve been there too. You people make IMDB at its craziest seem like the sanest place on earth. Absolute, obsessive loons, that’s what you are. The more you try to defend yourselves, the more pathetic you seem.

It sure looks that way. :)
Yep, ignoring her alright! Can’t stand being there with her. Just happens to be lovingly spoon feeding and smiling at this hideous creature that he can’t stand being with. Did I get that right Delphi people? How are you going to explain that one? Oh yeah, any show of affection is part of “the showmance”. *rollseyes*

I wonder if anywho of delphi forums is a woman that live in Michigan and is 37 years old….just wondering….I have seen a very interesting Myspace about a certain anywho. If she is the same person on delphi and various forums, she looks like a very down to earth person! And sooooo fine…..
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=38775914

Keep spinning baby!
Funny how it took 3 weeks to come up with a tiny pic that’s supposed to mean more than at least 50 pictures that look like this:

elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf/gallery/candids/GranCanaria_08jun/pages/GranCanaria_08jun20_002.htm

- Not all the pictures are available for publication.
- The pics of Orlando and Miranda at Gran Canaria are not 50, count better.
- And btw, there are other tiny pics that many of you will never see.

- Not all the pictures are available for publication.
- The pics of Orlando and Miranda at Gran Canaria are not 50, count better.
- And btw, there are other tiny pics that many of you will never see.

Sorry, this was for post number 81

note that #81 said “at least 50″, read better

HAHA. In one of your pictures she is laughing at or with the waiter not Orlando. If he was sticking something in her mouth it was probably for the camera or to shut her up.You can’t spin the bringing a magazine to dinner to read. You also can’t deny the stiffness in the rest of the pictures and all the other obvious set ups.

If she was in Vogue for Australia that is different than US vogue and of course it has nothing to do with saying someone is the assistant to Henry Clarke when that is impossible.

If they were true pap pictures only the paps would know they existed. If Miranda or her friends have these pictures it proves they were set ups anyway.
If there were so many better couple looking pictures why didn’t they use them?

for post 84:
the pics are less than 50, not at least, count better again..

for post 85:
I’m not discussing about the information of Henry Clarke, but giving an information about when Miranda has had a photoshoot for Vogue magazine…do you mean that Vogue USA is more important than Vogue UK, or Australia or any other country?

for post 86:
noone has said that these pictures are of Miranda or her friends, anyone can see them at photo agency websites…

there are 48 unique photos from Gran Canaria in this thread alone, and only the photos with Orlando are posted there:

http://elflady.com/orlandolove/showthread.php?t=12026

there are at least 4 additional photos of just MK that are not posted on the above linked Olove thread, they can be found here:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/24/orlando-bloom-miranda-kerr-spain/#comments

So yeah, at least 50, count better.

And apparently there are even more photos out there since you’ve posted 2 in this thread and claim there are more, that either anyone can see according to you, or no one will ever see according to #82-83.

#85 here.
Well why would you avoid the topic of Henry Clarke? That is who TIM said he worked for and he is dead now about 12 years. Henry Clarke worked for Vogue US and no I don’t think that US Vogue is more important than ALL but I don’t think being in the Vogue for Australia has the same clout. That is not just me by any means. That is pretty well known. Besides that the poster implied something that was proven untrue. So who would write something like that on a board and why?

No, all those pictures that were on the pap sites were seen from other fan boards. If they are published at all they end up on one of the boards. The same people know all the photo agency sites and gather all the same pictures. If some start to come out now that will be very interesting. Why so long after the fact?

Some of the girls at Delphi pointed out how we were missing spoonfeeding shots, etc, and lo and behold, look what surfaces! This reminds me of the old days, when O/K dated. When people commented that certain things and types of body language were missing, new shots appeared a couple of weeks later to ‘fix’ things.

Nothing’s changed. Same guy - Orlando- but a different GF. Kate looked more relaxed and happy with Matt and with James, and Miranda looked happy and relaxed with Jay. It’s Orlando who seems to be the ‘odd man out’ so to speak.

If he’s unhappy with his current situation, he got himself into somehow and for his own reasons, so I don’t feel too sorry for him.

If people keep commenting on what’s missing from the PR of these two, pictures will come up sooner or later to prove how happy and in love they are together, or how much a real couple they are.

#90 here again. The poster known as @@@ is, as usual, avoiding the REAL issue or issues and is deflecting the main argument, which is that Tim apparently lied about the famous Vogue photographer he claimed to have worked with as an assistant. That famous photographer has been dead for many, many years. So, if Tim lied about that, he most likely lied about his other statements as well.

It seems to me that @@@ refuses to hold Orlando fully accountable and responsible for his actions and is trying to defend Miranda as best she can. She’s done that before in her previous posts - deflecting the REAL issues and arguments and shifting focus to another area to change the subject or get people to look else where. Unfortunately for her, the “innocent until proven guilty” rationale or “you’re just jealous” line of thinking isn’t going to work anymore as too many things have been proven or have occurred over the past year to leave “innocence” or “jealousy” as the operative words for either Bloom or Kerr. I don’t think many people envy either of them right now. Both know what they’re doing, and both have their own reasons and agendas for doing it. It we blast one, it’s only fitting to blast the other for going along with the sham, PR and publicity.

IMO.

And yes, when people didn’t buy into the Bloomworth relationship way back when, and Orlando’s fans noticed what seemed odd or missing and mentioned their thoughts on message boards, corrections were made in the following series of photographs, which would appear online two or three weeks later. His fans were also accused of jealousy towards Kate, her career, her looks, her money, her fame and secretly wanting Orlando for themselves. Same game, different GF. If Bloom didn’t like it back then, I don’t see why he’d like it now. But he went along with it back then, regardless as to what his true feelings for Kate were, so it stands to reason he’ll continue with Miranda. That’s not to say that he didn’t have feelings for Kate, or that he doesn’t have them for Miranda; it just means that ‘business’ will continue as per usual.

Orlando doesn’t choose his girlfriends based on his fan’s approval ratings, nor should he. IMO. But they’ll have their opinions just the same. And they’re entitled to them.

If Bloom wanted a relationship of substance with a woman of substance, he’d have one with himself first, and then he’d find the right woman to have one with. And her morals, values and ethics would have to reflect his, or the relationship would not work out.

I think Orlando is with the right woman in the sense that Miranda is a mirror to Orlando. They reflect each other.

Well said, I agree with that 100%. People seem to forget that Orlando is with her because he wants to be- and that says a lot, Miranda being sickly sweet is too good to be true and people like that NEVER are like that. .. and Orlando is exactly the same.

They deserve each other.

pedo bear @ 07/10/2008 at 1:55 pm

Just relaised why orlando is with Miranda, she looks about 12-14, as did KATE, Also miranda’s parents let her pose nood underage, and in skimpy wear.. I think he gets off on that, not only can he w@nk off over the said photos, but he can also now pretend she is a teenager, face it ladies– he IS Pedobear!!!

So you are now claiming that Mk and OB flew back to Spain, just to shoot those “spoon feeding” pics? For damage control, or to comply with your oh-so-important opinion? Please get a life. This obsession has sucked every ounce of logical thought from you brain. Poor thing

@pedobear @ 07/10/2008 at 1:58 pm

Didnt you mean PEDOBLOOM? Haahah I am going to call him that from now on ;)

I doubt she said that, thats for the thick miranda fans to come up with theories like that… the way they jump thru hoops to prove things like the wireimage pics…

But that’s exactly what #90 said…..that these pictures only surfaced because of their comments. If that isn’t the case, she would have to admit that this display of affection was spontaneous, and not because they suggested it. We can’t have that, now can we?
Hmmmm?

For post 91:
Dear, you think that, because of my nick, @@@, I am the same person who already posted here with the same nick? Ah Ah Ah, you are hilarious, do you think really to know who is behind each nickname on the Net? You cant’.
I could be your mother, and you shouldn’t know….
In the past, some people here believed some insiders without knowing that they are fake profiles…only because they write something that happens next….you fool!
There are many pics of Gran Canaria that haven’t been showed, exactly as in many other events of the past…it’s normal, but you think about some other conspiracy….hello, Mulder and Scully, come here, there are many aliens that are obsessed with conspiration theories!

Henry Is Dead!!! @ 07/10/2008 at 2:34 pm

LOL! No one is addressing that issue still?
Another lie from the Cabbage team?

#97 How would you KNOW if there are pictures that haven’t been shown? Only the pap agency or the people that hired them for a job would know that.

Why are you trying to discredit someone that said something before it happened and it did to almost perfection the way they said it would? Defensive much?

Regarding post of this “Tim”, I think that it’s probably a person, man or woman, that is making fun of some people here, posting fake news so you can go on with your stupid theories….

LOL Is that really the best defense you got? All that did was make team cabbage look worse.
It had nothing to do with the theories but someone trying to speak to MK’s character and LOL they turned out to be a liar. What does that tell you?

Showmance Showmace Showmance Showmance
Ducati Ducati Ducati Ducati.

To 99:
I know that there are other pics because I have seen them on a photo agency website, you great mind…do you know that photo agencies have websites?
And btw, do you want to believe to fake persons that post here only for joking?Please, go on….^_^

To post 100:
sorry, but are you sure to know which person here I am talking about? I don’t think so….so,please, you don’t know nothing but pretend to know everything….that’s wonderful….Well, if you believe to fake insiders, and think that they are a great group of Miranda Kerr’s friends and so on, I am the grandmother of Miranda!!!!Believe me!
Wow, this site is too funny….

My oh so important opinion bothers you that much? But why?

No, I was not suggesting that they flew back to Spain to get more pictures. That’s just plain stupid. I was acknowledging the observation made by a previous poster that some photos may never be seen…. or may be seen later. (i.e as needed ;) )

Lo and behold, @@@ came up with a couple that hadn’t been seen before… how nice! Such timing! Yep, it’s the same old, same old. Just a different GF.

And yes, I stand by the FACT that photos were released of Bloomworth with incredible timing - as if in response to the same observations that are being made now. Don’t try to deflect that FACT with the stupid label of ‘obsessed for anyone else who’s been watching some things going down for years. If you’re uncomfortable with the truth and the obvious things that are going on, that’s your problem. The ‘just jealous’ and ‘obsessed’ labels won’t fly anymore. Keep attaching them to your posts, though. And look in the mirror once in a while. ;)

I do have life, and it includes online access and Internet entertainment. That’s what Just Jared is for- entertainment. If Kerrbloom want to be here and provide entertainment for people who go online and visit these sites, hey, that’s their choice.

More power to ‘em.

Bloom’s patterns of publicity and PR are the same. It’s the girl that’s different, not the man himself, sadly.

Please, you are just embarrassing yourself now.
It doesn’t matter to which exact poster you referred to since you were talking about Tim in general and gave no real defense for the lies.

You can call them fake insiders to deflect all you want. They said very specific things before they happened.

I am well aware of pap agency sites and thats why I know where the rest of the pictures came from. You are talking in circles.

are you trying a foreign accent now?

So it WAS a spontaneous display of affection!
Thanks for clearing that up!

LOL Nothing about this whole relationahip is spontaneous AT ALL.
Paps for hire, anyone?

Really, you are fighting a losing battle. It isn’t just a few places on the net. The word is out all over and it’s a running joke but if it makes you feel better keep trying to change it.
What’s done is done.

@ callieM & caniad of Delp @ 07/10/2008 at 3:17 pm

Greetings to you ladies and the ladies at Delphi! Yes, you do have an audience, and I for one respect your board, the observations and posts made, and wanted to say so. # 90 here again, by the way.

Callie and Caniad, in response to a couple of your posts, I wanted to respectfully point out that Orlando grabbed Kate’s buttocks in the Aug. 2005 Bahamas shots, if you remember, so he’s already done that form of PR and publicity with Kate. Also, in the Oz pictures from that summer, during their reunion, he picked her up and she had her arms around his neck and her legs around his hips/ waist, as if she were a 7 year old child. So, he’s been there, done that with Kate as well. I’m sure one of the main fansites, like Olove, would have the pictures.

I firmly believe the Oz shots from ‘05 were totally set up and forms of PR for both actors. Same for the Disney pictures from ‘03. This type of stuff has been going on for a long time with Orlando and his GFs.

I greatly respect the respect and hope you ladies at Delphi seem to have for Orlando. I just wish in my own mind and heart that I really felt and believed he was worthy of that kind of support. I don’t think he knows how lucky he is to have fans who can call him out on his BS while still hoping for a better and brighter future for him. You ladies ROCK!

“You can call them fake insiders to deflect all you want. They said very specific things before they happened. ”

They were only lucky dear…believe me ,someone was fake insider….

what is wrong? proven wrong again as usual ? face it your crazy theories don’t hold up to anything as i said and i was proven right there are more pictures of the trip to spain that we might never see hell paps may have pictures of them having sex and we might never see them as is said pictures like the naked butt may have been bought by his pr so may never be published again do you thing the got only two pictures of orlando naked?but that is not the point the point is you talk **** 24/7 without knowing the facts about orlando and miranda’s relationship and proven wrong over and over again deal with it

Wow, you are very angry….are you angry? Why?
Why are defending this theory about Kerrbloom fake relationship?
Are you the secret girlfriend of Orlando?
Really, you are hilarious…you believe every stupid theory, you said that some people can’t see the reality, but you see the world as after an LSD trip!

And for graywolf of Delphi:
have you a life? Look after your children, if you have some….

oh wow, they were lucky in so many things.Good for them.

Whatever you say there are still too many other things
that make it a dead give away and too many people too.

I love how the delphi loons are constantly patting themselves on the back for their wisdom and insight. What a joke. The most pathetic group on the net, who are so crazy that they even had to leave JJ because people keep calling them on their idiocy. Keep trying girls. The only people you are convincing are yourselves.

dear, believe what you want….

the only thing that was proven here in the past two days is that Tim is a liar and he was a supporter of Randa’s.

Tim is a supporter of Randa?
Do you know him personally?
Here is another theory for you: this Tim hates Randa, so he write a post with false informations, ’cause you are able to discover that those informations were false and call him a liar, and so call Miranda a liar because you think that Tim is one of her supporter….it works, doesn’t it? ^_^

delphi-detractor @ 07/10/2008 at 5:30 pm

Amazing! Delphi girls have discovered a great secret! They found the old blog of Miranda Kerr, wow! And they are wondering if Miranda’s supporters know about this or approve that Miranda had a blog….do they know that many celebrities have a myspace or a blog? Do we live in stone age perhaps?

HA HA HA!! Oh, that’s hilarious. Now who’s channeling Mulder and Scully?!?!

No kidding!! Who does she think she is fooling with that one. She is really wasting her time on an old Jared thread. Anyone who still checks some of these already has their mind made up about the whole situation.

@Delphi Ladies @ 07/10/2008 at 6:52 pm

To Caniad and the ladies at Delphi:

If you’re being called crazy, etc, or if your forum appears to be the latest target of a certain group of posters, it’s only because you pose a threat to the people of JJ who can’t or won’t join your forum, and those people know they can’t get to you (due to having to join your forum), and your observations about Kerr and Bloom are probably making those posters very uncomfortable. When people run out of intelligent arguments on message boards, they usually resort to personal attacks, name calling and attacks on the sanity, motives or mental state of the person whom they’re trying to psyche out or intimidate.

This will be my last post here at JJ (I’m #90 again, by the way), and while I don’t agree with every person’s view as expressed on your board, I do agree with you ladies for the most part. The main difference with me is that as with his relationship with Kate, I hold Orlando responsible for the publicity, PR, etc. in a 50/50% context. They shared the same publicist, so he must have known that his jewelry gifts (gold bracelet ) and flight expenses (about $55,000 or $60 thousand dollars to fly Kate out to see him in Mexico while filming “Troy” ) would find their way to the press, media and online. He must have known that info would get leaked. And so it was. Paps don’t find their way into Kentucky and into horseback trails in Oz, or the grounds of Disneyland, or airport tarmacs, without the help and consent of the actors and the publicists involved. So, it’s just time to face facts.

Orlando’s saving grace has always been the miserable look he has on his face when ‘caught’ by the paps, but those paps rarely find him with is mother or sister, and his flight expenses and jewelry gifts for mom and sis NEVER found their way to press. Interesting, isn’t it? ;)

Something to think about while we remember that Orlando values his privacy and keeps his personal relationships private. If that’s truly the case, then maybe his relationship with Kate wasn’t meant to be 100% private after all. They both benefited from the exposure. If Orlando didn’t want that exposure, he could have chosen a different path. But he didn’t. Surely PMK/HBH and Baum explained his options and choices to him, as did his manager.

You girls stay on track and don’t be afraid to post your views and opinions. The only people who will be bothered by it are the ones who feel most threatened by it. And that’s *their* problem, not yours. You’re not sipping the PR soup. Good for you!

No, they are being called crazy because they ARE crazy.
It’s really quite simple.
Nothing threatening about the new laughing stocks of the Orlando fandom. I may feel some pity, but I definitely don’t feel threatened.
Try again Delphi girl.

my problem with delphi haters isn’t what they belive in but that state that as a FACT they want everyone to see things their way and who likes miranda kerr is an idiot or shipper or in a state of delusion THEY ARE BASHING NONSTOP miranda kerr a person they don’t know saying they know her and she is a terrible person now how do they know that ?they don’t even know her and they say that who likes her is blind they can’t admit that they hate the girl without any reason at all and even if she is a monster i will never get why they take it so personally? she isn’t doing everything to them and if they don’t like her they can choose ti ignore her no one is putting a gun to them but they follow everything about the girl 24/7 now would you do that about a person you hate so much? for all the reasons i mentioned they are crazy and not the kind of persons i want to talk to

You’re right that Orlando is more to blame than people might think.
You’re also right that when people can’t reply to the points about the obvious PR they start name calling or trying to change the subject.
Miranda has been caught in so many lies and all those that support her can do is try and turn it on someone else.

blah blah @ 07/10/2008 at 9:38 pm

miranda has been caught in so many lies? can i have some examples? what has she lied about? i just think its funny that you haters are still here bitching about her, why dont you guys go get a life of your own and stop living through others, i think its funny with this tim guy, who made up this bullshit, i think if it was one of her fans, they actually would have done some research, obviously this tim guy knew someone would find it out, like you would have to be pretty ******* stupid to write that bullshit if you were a fan,, so thats my perspective on the whole tim thing,
i personally think miranda is a very pretty but hey thats my own opinion…

As you are reading delphi,look at the EVIDENCE where she lied about her age- the post where it shows that her official site said and i quote “she was not born in 1983 like you say but 1985″.. her official site was run by carly tuhtan- im sure jays sister knew she was really born in 1983. LIE!!

When has that ever come out of Miranda’s mouth? Miranda, on film, has said that she was 25. Play back the Carson Daly interview if you don’t believe it. She didn’t lie. Carly is an idiot. Let’s face it, she shouldn’t really be trusted with anything since her brother is supposedly pining away because Miranda dumped him. Miranda should dump the sister too, and get a REAL publicist.
Delphi has no “evidence”. Just theories born in the twisted imaginings of sad, lonely people. Just because they repeat the ‘theory’ every ten seconds doesn’t make it “evidence”. “Evidence”, yeah, you really need a better dictionary if you think that is evidence. And may God help the innocent if they ever find you on their jury.
The only evidence that exists is that Orlando and Miranda have been hanging out together. The photographs prove that. They are together, and they are naked. Looks like evidence of a relationship to me.

blah blah@125 @ 07/11/2008 at 12:55 am

um every site i go to says she is born in 1983!!!!!!! what else you got????
that is a pathetic excuse of why you are calling her a liar…..

miranda herself said that she is 25 no lie from her part she herself said her age but don’t try to talk to those people they are crazy they will belive what they want to belive they come up with strange reasons to hate on a total stranger but they look even stranger because as long as i live i will never understand what the girl has done to them

She proves something @ 07/11/2008 at 3:31 am

Miranda Kerr proves that you dont have to be beautiful to be a model take a hard look at her face, not pretty, she knows she is not that attractive so she tells her fans to love themselves to make them feel better about them selves. Thats why she keeps saying you should be a smiley person so you can attract good work and be yourself. Gee I wonder how many other of the hundred thousand poeple have said the same exact thing.

I wonder if her book will the stupid things she has said so far like the whole carry a magnet thing with you how pethetic is that, a magnet whoo, I wish I would have known that years ago, thanks Mirandingo Kerr for your uplifting and spiritual advice.

I wish that magnet would come in handy for her, she needs it to help her land some good non dlist work, but it looks like it hasnt.

Gemma Ward is not so beautiful and she is a model…Kate Moss is absolutely non beautiful, in a classic way, and she is a supermodel…so, what’s the point? The point is that is easy to criticize some famous people, people that we don’t know, that earn much more than us, and are more famous than us…this is called envy.
It’s normal, it’s human, it’s even a little bored…
That’s why some places full of envy and crazyness exist, like Delphi forum

delphi-detractor @ 07/11/2008 at 4:14 am

Well, if you have a life of your own, do you spend your time analyzing the smile or the faces of actor Orlando Bloom at variuos events or premieres, trying to understand if he is happy, if his smile is forced or sincere and so on?
This is now the top argument, there, at Delphi forum…..

Well, if you have a life of you own, do you spend your time analyzing what people are saying on other message boards, reading every thread in detail, analyzing every comment and then posting about it on another board?

@132

touche…

I just want to say that between this and Delphi I may never log off the internet again. I’d rather read this sh!t than have sex with Orlando.

(Just kidding about the sex with Orlando part.)

No, if I have the time to read every thread of crazy people in detail, I will have no time left to laugh at them!
This is so typical, someone make notice how some people are obsessed, and they answered turning the tables on….so typical…there is no possibility of dialogue with some people on the net, because they are blind, deaf but unfortunetely not dumb

Yeah, there’s a difference between stupidity and ignorance. Those scary girls on delphi are just smart enough to be dangerous. But they don’t have a lick of common sense between them.
They talk about obsessive fangirls, but then one readily admits to stalking another poster around the web, just because she disagrees with her. Then they go on about the horrible grammar and spelling on JJ, when one of their most frequent posters “ovre their” makes a habit of continually massacring the English language. Hyposcrisy at its finest.

And @132….isn’t that exactly what the girls on delphi do? Again…hypocrits.

@Wanda….I love you.

ha ha! how is hiding on an anonymous message board a dialogue? Look in a mirror, you’re doing the same exact thing you accuse them of, obsessing over other people and their posts and then writing your own comments and analysis, and you’re also giving it the added touch of being too much of a coward to put a name behind it. If it’s crazy for them, then you’re just as crazy.

oh, and #136, if you’re going to criticize other people’s spelling and grammar, you might want to check your own first before you make yourself look stupid AND ignorant:

hypocrite not “hypocrits”
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrite

hypocrisy not “Hyposcrisy”
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrisy

Who is calling who stupid?
I can only imagine that Miranda and company hate that place since they have caught her in the game numerous times.
As far as online entertaintent goes watching this train wreck of a showmance is as good as it gets. Beats the hell out of playing computer games.

Being naked does not prove a relationship. If it is a showmance it would only show that they were committed to try and prove it more since the relationship wasn’t being bought by a lot of people. If one thinks the whole thing was a set up then it was not a spontaneous scene regardless if anyone was wearing clothes. The snappers were there the whole weekend.
You think its real, okay, even if it is being naked does not prove that just as you say the other ‘evidence’ doesn’t prove it isn’t real.

Well, I wasn’t the one criticizing anyone’s spelling. As I clearly stated, I was calling out the girls on delphi for their hypocrisy. Reading comprehension is a good thing.

Hypocrits as in more than one hypocrite, just dropped the ‘e’. Typos are a bit different than ignorance. Or are you too perfect to make a mistake? I mean besides not being able to locate a shift key?

‘Hyposcrisy’ was part of the “ovre their” joke…..guess I should have put it in quotation marks as well.

Are you so desperate that you are picking out little tidbits like this to try to insult us? Poor delphi girls. Losing a bit of steam, I see.

PS: where is your name? Surely you aren’t hiding behind anonymity as well? “Hypocrite”????

@139 Are they “commited” to prove their “showmance” that you will still be calliing it a “showmance” when they get married? Poor desperate girls. They are together, move on with your lives. Nothing you say or do will ever have any effect on either one of them. Get over it.

Wow, a little defensive there, hit a nerve? You are doing exactly what #137 said, acting just as crazy by obsessing and critizicing what other people are saying and you can’t even defend it so you have to distract with rants on spelling and grammar. If nothing that they are saying matters or has any effect, then why do you even care? Why are you paying attention to what they’re saying? Why not move on with your own life? “Get over it.”

Any time someone disagrees with one of the delphidiots they claim that others are being defensive. Pathetic. This is coming from a group of women who formed their own forum, just so they could spout their garbage without having to answer for their insanity. They can’t handle the fact that others don’t see things exactly the way that they do. Cowards. And if they left this site alone, I wouldn’t care what they did or said. But they come back here to start their same old arguments, then hide back at their site and insult the people on JJ. As long as they do that, we will keep calling them hypocrites.

And like I said before, reading comprehension is a good thing. I never criticized anyone’s spelling or grammar, the girls at delphi did that. THEY are the ones living in glass houses.

“This is coming from a group of women who formed their own forum, just so they could spout their garbage without having to answer for their insanity.”

Who says they’re spouting garbage? You and some others? That’s YOUR opinion. Some would say YOU are spouting garbage, along with the tabloids. They formed their own group to get away from what they felt was the PR bandwagon and Kerrbloom brainwashing going on, and many felt the same way about the things they were seeing between Kerr and Bloom. Different boards have different groups of posters with different views. The JJ posters have bashed IMDb, Delphi, OU and other boards, so in reality, nothing has changed.

“They can’t handle the fact that others don’t see things exactly the way that they do.”

Oh yes they can! They just won’t *apologize* for not seeing the things the way other people here or elsewhere do. They also won’t back down from their views or positions, which must irritate the living daylights out of some posters. They also have quite a large membership, including lurkers.

“Cowards.”

Really? I’m more inclined to think the posters here who hide at JJ while criticizing the posters at Delphi are the *real* cowards. If you’re not the coward, then sign up over there, OWNING YOUR OWN WORDS AND POSTS, and state your case and your views. See if you can post over there without attacking the posters who disagree with you, and vice versa. The real cowards are the people posting here while avoiding taking their views over there.

“And if they left this site alone, I wouldn’t care what they did or said.”

Oh, I think you and quite a few others would care more than you openly admit. You’d still click on their site and read their posts, whether they came here or not. Face it: it’s interesting reading, whether you agree with the posters over there or not. They make some interesting points.

“But they come back here to start their same old arguments, then hide back at their site and insult the people on JJ.”

Well, at least they toggle between both places to state their cases. The people here have mocked the people there, and vice versa. So why not stop hiding yourself and go on over there to join, own your own words, and state your views. Abide by Delphi rules and the board rules, and see how you get treated. Then, you can come back here and claim how rude and nasty and unfair they were to you. How does that sound?

Nit picking on spelling and grammar is best avoided, and many posters and Orlando fans are not native English speakers, and even many Americans can’t spell or write properly worth beans. The name of the game is to do the best you can with spelling and writing, use Spell or Word check, and focus on the *ideas* being presented, not on perfect punctuation (although Blue Smurf who never uses ANY punctuation takes things to the other extreme).

I find it fascinating how O/K and Kerrbloom have brought out the best in Orlando’s fandom. He sure knows how to pick ‘em. :)

Once again, someone calling us cowards while hiding behind anon posting. *rollseyes*

You claim that delphi can handle the fact that not everyone agrees with them. Then why is someone stalking another poster? This poster is a well known MK supporter, and has posted on delphi. She has been mocked on your site continually, and now someone is bragging about ‘googling’ her to find out where else she posts. Is that sane? Is that impartial and respectful of other’s views? I sure as heck don’t think so.

And I wouldn’t hold such a high opinion of the “interesting points” brought up at delphi. Laughable, yes. Interesting, no. The last “point” that MK was in fact, the supporter that I mentioned above, in disguise was the best laugh yet.

Delphi girls are not only obsessed with Orlando’s private and working life, they are also offensive against every person that doesn’t think exactly like them. Go to the forum and read their post, and you can see it.
They are intolerant, vulgar and non respectful of any different opinion…so, don’t pretend that other people treat them well, because they are the first that don’t do that.

Not everyone there is the same just like not everyone here is the same.
You have one or two here who can’t use proper Engish and spelling and delphi has a couple as well.
The same can be said as to how people act.

The majority of persons on the Delphi forum dedicated to Orlando Bloom are obsessed and intolerant, not all of them are so, but the majority is….you can see it if you read some of their posts…and even one member of the Delphi Forum Terms of Service Office thinks so…regarding one of these poster, he wrote: “From my perspective, she makes herself look ridiculous with her
complaints. She is doing worse things than anything she is suggesting some other does”….

Blame each other, blame Miranda, blame PR, blame agents/ publicists, blame friends, blame family, blame Orlando, wait a minute, wait one second… BLAME ORLANDO… never!!!
Here, there, everywhere, such devotees.
Blame Orlando Bloom cause really, it’s all his fault!

True, everyone is different. But the overall tone of the site is negative, intolerant and hateful. As bad as JJ gets, at least you can hear both sides of the argument.

I think that Orlando Bloom is a very good actor.
I think that is a good man with his flaws like everyone else.
I think he is trying his better to live his life.
He is like anyone else, and he deserves respect like anyone else, even if he is a celebrity.
And he doesn’t deserve such kind of speculation and controversies, if you like him, then support him, if you don’t like him, go on with your life. Going along with intolerant behaviours is only negative and useless.

Miranda only recently started saying she was born in 83 and not 85.
That was after it was becoming harder to lie about it.
All the sites use to say 85.
The DT even had her turning 23 this year and the Herald had to correct them.
Carly also only does what she is allowed to or told to do from her client.

information for delphi girls @ 07/11/2008 at 5:56 pm

Hi girls, just to let you know that Miranda Kerr is an Aries as astrological sign, because in 1983 the Sun enter in sign of Taurus on 21 April….just look at astrological charts. I tell you because you seem very interested in astrology…

information for delphi girls @ 07/11/2008 at 6:00 pm

Oh, and Orlando Bloom’s ascendent is Acquarius not Scorpio….his Moon is in Scorpio and Venus in Pisces…just to make you better informed….

lol. Why don’t you just post it over there?

Is it a problem for you if I post here?

@ red robin/duncan @ 07/11/2008 at 6:21 pm

Ethan Hawke and Matt Damon can get married in private, but Orlando can’t keep his girlfriends private? Hawke and Damon have women who don’t blab to the press, but Orlando has a woman who can’t shut up? I think Ethan and Matt are the ones who really value their privacy. If Orlando does, he seems to have picked the wrong girlfriend.

Don’t fall for Red Robin’s games. He post here often. He/she just made that post themselves. It isn’t dated when the post was just when the article was put up. He is trying to make it fit since they were called on the lie again
LOL. Between TIM and now this the MK team are not good liars.

@157 here again posting to you #156

Be on guard for lots of post like that.I think they are desperate. Most of those random sites like that don’t get any post at all. It looks like “Duncan” posted the first one and then the other two after it to try and not be obvious, but it was.
It may even be her brother or someone like that again.
Red Robin is a poster from here so if that was said by someone else earlier he would have said so the first time. Since he was called on it he is trying to make it look like someone else said it and he only copied and paste. It isn’t dated so don’t believe it.

Ethan and Matt don’t have nearly the fangirl following of Orlando, so you can’t really compare the two. If they had such a following, I’m sure that the paps would hound them more, and we would have a lot more information on both couples. You would have to compare them with someone like Jake/Reese. Reese is more savvy about keeping her mouth shut, but we still know where they both are, and get tons of pics. They aren’t able to keep a low profile either.

Can the girl never keep her clothes on. I realize that models are not modest with their bodies, and I have no problem with tasteful nu*dity, but I have never seen a so called supermodel drop her kit so much as she does. It is as though she is an exhibitionist.

And as for the pictures, they have photoshopped out the fat cheeks and tried to make them look more defined. The chin has been fixed, and maybe a little work on the nose too. It looks unnatureal and almost fake. Reality is she has a very average face, and an decent body, but I have seen far better of both. But I think she does these type of shots because that is all they want of her, She can’t get classy jobs with real designers, and she is so desperate for attention that she will show up naked just so she can get on the cover of any magazine. I can see her doing p0rn, after the fake thing with Orlando is done and her star starts to fall, I mean why not she had been doing soft p0rn since she was about 13.

The more obvious comparison is to Leo and Bar. Well, that’s really an insult to Leo and Bar since Leo is an Oscar-nominated A-list actor and Bar is able to work as a model and conduct herself with tact, without the constant need to mention her boyfriend to desperately try and get attention for herself. But anyway, a couple in a somewhat similar situation who are able to keep a very low profile and maintain their privacy, so it certainly can be done.

I’ve seen more pap pics of Leo and Bar, than I have of Orlando and Miranda. Coming out of pap hotspot clubs, on the beach, shopping, riding their bikes, etc., etc., etc. Plus the fact that Bar has benefitted from her exposure with Leo, just as Miranda has with Orlando. And at least Miranda hasn’t angered her home country by making a fashion statement like Bar. If Bar is too stupid to know that you don’t wear certain types of scarves if you are an Israeli, then I give Miranda points for being the more intelligent of the two. Tact? I don’t think so.

No one said she was intelligent but this isn’t about her fashion or political statements but about how she treats her relationship, and I don’t recall any interviews where Bar talks about Leo’s boxers, or where she talks about him in interviews that are supposed to be about her work. She certainly has benefitted from her relationship with Leo, also never in dispute, but she has done so without getting publicity by using his name or bringing him to her jobs. And when Leo went to visit Israel with Bar, he had security trying to keep the paps away, rather than posing for them during lunches they were brought in to cover. Much lower profile.

Yeah, the paps knew exactly where they would be in Israel, and when. And the spectacle of security ruffing up the paps got them more publicity than if they had just kept their heads down. It was all over the news because of the scuffles with security. Yeah right, much lower profile my as*. Someone obviously informed the paps where they would be at any given time. If it had been Miranda, you would be blaming her ’til you were red in the face.

*doh*
I meant @163

How typical, trying to distract away from the obvious. Once again:
Making tacky, tasteless comments about partner? Using his name for PR? Constantly bringing up his name in interviews? Claiming to be “private” then immediately talking about private life? Bringing him to modeling jobs for publicity? Inviting paps to photograph private moments?
Sounds exactly like one actor/model pair and it’s not Leo & Bar.

Lttle Miss Saggy Boobs. They looked saggy when she was in the dress with the nipple slippage, and this pic has only confirmed that this is one model who looks far better with the bra on. I guess when you have been bouncing the boobies around sans bra since she was 13, some natural gravity has to happen. I look at these pictures, and imho the standards for supermodles has fallen (and that isn’t all that has fallen) on quite hard times.

Saggy? You have got to be kidding me. Since you like those pics with the “slippage”, go back and look at the rest of the set. In the pic where you can see Orlando’s face, and her right side, you can clearly see that there is no sagging going on at all. And in the ‘naked’ pics, the second set that came out shows her inside the room, and she couldn’t have been any perkier. Sagging? Are you running out of insults, now? Sheesh.

Saggy indeed @ 07/13/2008 at 10:53 am

I agree they are pretty saggy, if they were perky, they would not be so low hung like that, why are they so flat looking then? If they werent saggy then when she isnt wearing a bra they should hold up and stay into place without any support. Well she does promote the Victoria Secrect push up bra so maybe she has been wearing those to make them look more full and perky.

She isnt really full on her top half of her bady, her negative boobs but her bottom half is ok at least it makes a little bit up for the top part.

The only thing titillating about this pic is her horrid photoshoped face, one question wheres the dimples? Why the heavy make up?

ITA. They are way too low and not full on top at all. They have that chicken cutlet look which is not a good thing at all.

@169-171 (same person) @ 07/13/2008 at 1:42 pm

My goodness, you are pathetic. Picture evidence shows that you are grasping at straws trying to insult this woman. Get over it. Nothing you say will make her any less gorgeous. Orlando seems to enjoy her body, and that’s what really makes you mad isn’t it?

I dont recall anyone mentioning what Orlando sees in her. Who cares as he obviously has bad taste. Picture evidence shows exactly what is stated: chicken breast boobs. I mean I guess they are fine if you are just boinking and sure Orlando is probably fine with them, but she really should stop taking off her shirt so much, actually ever again because they arent the kind of boobs that are flashable. Her upper body is not toned or nice to look at. That is observance of a model who likes to take her clothes off and has zero to do with Orlando Bloom and what he thinks of her.

Go ahead and think she is gorgeous but there are plenty of people out there who think otherwise and really question what VS was thinking by signing this tuna on. Her butt looks good in panties so maybe that was it. With makeup and hair people she can look halfways decent but she is not a supermodel and she is certainly not drop dead gorgeous. This cover is so obviously photoshopped and over done. She does not look pretty or gorgeous. She looks like an average faced and floppy-boobed girl with too much makeup on trying to look glamorous. Keep playing that “jealousy” card though. Its totally laughable that that is the best defense anyone can come up with to defend her. She is not gorgeous, she is average average average.

orlando?? @ 07/13/2008 at 9:28 pm

Puleaase since when has he touched her up or looked at the said topless teats>? he has plenty of opportunity yet theres no evidence that he enjoys her body- and for a man who is a serious letch where t1ts are concerned thats very odd dont you think? There are plenty of pics and video footage of him ogling a C cup and over… maybe her little B (AS IF- MORE LIKE A CUPS) cups just arent enough…
and jealous?? no a woman like Doutzen Croes- yep I am she is very pretty, but her? a weird eyes too far apart, dimpled 12 year old type faced girl- hahaa your idea of beauty must be very simple and easily pleased- but of course your opinion..

wow just wow you must be crazy if miranda kerr is ugly what does that make you? you idiot if you want to bash her go on but to say she is ugly is stupid you must be some ugly fat teenage girl to through some insults on miranda for her looks she is beautiful you are not get over it

How would you know if the people posting are ugly? Is their picture here somewhere? Miranda’s is, and from what some of us can see, at best she is average. Nice butt, but average everywhere else. Interesting that you call people crazy though because your rant sounded more crazed than anyone else. orlando?? poster never said she was ugly, but said she was weird looking, and she is. To some of us she is weird looking and just average. I’ve seen 25 year old women way better looking than Miranda. They dont even need the makeup either. Blue girl, you seriously should seek out getting some medical attention for your crazed little rants. Miranda is a public person that puts herself out there for people to decide for themselves if she is worthy in their eyes to be called a supermodel or pretty. Its not up to you to decide that for us you pathetic thing.

you idiot if you don’t like her ignore her for god sake why do you feel the need to bash miranda and be negative? and why do you give her the attention and your time i mean you could spend it differently no one puts a gun to you to come see her pictures if you find her not worth the attention why the hell are you crazy people here talking about her 24/7?

Poor ugly little Orlando fangirl just can’t stop coming here to gripe about his girlfriend. His gorgeous, long legged, body to die for, girlfriend.
Poor thing.

Aww, you keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better honey.

I think that 178 may be on to something!
LOL!

Orlando still has fans?

Love it. We’re back to “you must be jealous” as the only retort. Now THAT is worth LOL’ing about.

When he was with Kate that was a beautiful couple.

A quick look at the picture of her dancing here on this site will show that her boobs are in fact long and droopy and not at all “perky”.
She looks okay for an average person on the street but there is nothing outstanding about her features at all.

i know that the *jes jellus* tag may be old but i have to agree with the ealier posters
whether you like this girl or not
she is a victoria secret model and she has an amazing body
breasts aren’t supposed to be under your chin
her’s are perky and beautiful
she has done *nued* shots that prove that
you’re just trying to insult her
but you come off looking like jealous fangirl

She bothers me because she tries to put up this squeaky clean image and doesn’t live up to it. I think she is conniving and manipulative, but I have never insulted her looks. I think she is very pretty and I think she has a perfect body for modeling.

They aren’t suppose to look like bananas either. .

@184: Conniving and manipuative always come into the conversation with her in some way. Her body is decent aside from the boobs. I just think she isn’t beautiful in the face by any means. Ugly might be harsh but without the smoke and mirrors there is nothing stunning there.

Forgot to say that the n–ude shots wouldn’t prove that since they can be altered as well. Take a look at the candids and that is more of what reality is like.

just jealous??? @ 07/14/2008 at 10:02 am

Why is it so hard to believe that some people just find her average, weird looking and boring? Shes not ugly, but in my eyes she is not anything spectacular. Her boobs are a bit saggy and she should take the advice to not take her shirt off because her upper body is not very attractive. I dont think I am being rude I think I am putting out some good advice. She has a good butt so fine if she wants to walk around in undies all the time.

Some of you get so defensive if people arent bowing down and worshipping her. Whats up with that? She is a model so she is going to get lots of criticism good or bad about her looks. And again, what does any of what I have written either now, or in my previous two posts have anything to do with Orlando Bloom? FWIW, he’s looking pretty shabbby these days himself so quite possible this girl is about as good as he can get lately. I agree with the poster that said he looked better in the Kate Bosworth days. She can look bad at times as well, but she has a way more natural appealing beauty than Miranda Kerr if we are comparing his last two long term girlfriends. Miranda just is not all that and it has nothing to do Orlando. Still waiting for someone to actually come back with a rebuttal that doesnt have jealousy in the comments. Not jealous here. Why dont you come up with a list of reasons to convince us why she is so striking over that of other models or long-legged women, or even Miranda’s work peers like Adriana Lima? If I had to compare those two, I would always select AL for work, always. Miranda is too much work to pretty up. A nice ass is just that, a nice ass, but a lot of people have nice asses. MK is boring otherwise and we POST IT HERE blue girl because this is a feedback forum, where pictures of her are put up and she is a model so her pictures get looked at, and those of us viewing can leave feedback for whoevers reading, or caring on what people think about her as a model. She probably shouldnt be a model if there are so many that question why she is one. She’s decent on the runway, but print is just not her cup of tea and she shouldnt bother really.

Blue girl, I personally dont stalk around Miranda Kerr boards waiting to slam her or insult her. I posted some remarks here and you go into a frenzy. Have you ever taken into consideration that you are a bit of a stalker on Just Jared, lying in wait to angrily rant at anyone that doesnt agree with you or might insult Kerr? She is a model and will get criticized, especially when she does things like taking off her shirt when theres nothing really great to look at when she does it. Try getting over it okay? I never came here calling her a crack whOOre or anything like that, I just dont find her appealing as a model. As I said in my first post, average average average. That is what she is in comparison to many other models out there.

Since you asked, I would chose her over Adriana any day. AL has a very heavy jaw, and ugly teeth. I think that her face is very masculine because of that jaw and mouth.
As for personal taste, why should anyone feel compelled to bring up a list or reasons why they like her. You don’t like her dimples, I think that they are unique and adorable. You think her body is average, I like the more lean, athletc build over the more voluptuos. You find her face average, I find her very beautiful. Her eyes are amazing, and her legs are incredible!
If you can’t accept the fact that someone has different tastes than you do, then you are being irrational. You may find her average, but evidently there are many that feel differently. Myself included.

Her eyes are “amazing” with exotic well applied make up (they’re average pretty without the make up) and her legs (on a 5′7″ frame) are elongated with body make up and high heels. Put her in normal clothes and ballerina flats, and whoop-de-doo. She’s pretty but over-rated. IMO.

@ 188

#189 here.

Here’s Miranda sans eye make up, and you can see her eyes are just average without the extensive make up. She seems to need a lot of make up to really bring out her eyes. Some women require just a touch of make up to bring out their eyes; Miranda’s not so lucky. Long legs can be accented with high cut thigh garments and body make up or even tanning.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=01&evt=miranda-verizon&pic=miranda-kerr-verizon-03.jpg

So that must mean that you’re jealous of Adriana Lima? Or that you’re a fangirl of her fiance Marco Jaric and “hate” her because she’s with him? Because apparently those are the only reasons you could possibly find fault with her looks according to MK’s fans.

Again, that’s YOUR opinion.
It has nothing to do with MY opinion.
I could pull up pics of Adriana looking less than perfect all day. She has just as many stylists and makeup people around her during photoshoots. She doesn’t look like a model in her downtime either.
Just accept the fact that not everyone has the same taste, and move on. Obsessively insisting that people agree with you is just silly.

I’m not 188. Poster 189/190, which is me again, is not 188. No obsession here - just my opinion, which differs from yours. You think her eyes are exotic and great, and you like her legs. I think they’re average, and her legs are ‘tricks of the trade’ but well shaped.

Agree to disagree, without accusing others of jealousy. That’s my motto.

Demanding that people “come up with a list of reasons to convince us why she is so striking” is not reasonable and accepting of differing opinions. That’s an obsessive need to be right, when there IS no right or wrong.
By the way, I never used the “jealous” comment. That as someone else. I was simply stating my opinions, just as you have stated yours.

here’s another sans makeup.

http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/12/kerr-christmas/miranda-kerr-christmas-20.jpg

There is nothing to be jealous of here. She looks like a random girl at the mall and certainly not a raving beauty. The most beautiful women in the world don’t always chose to go into modeling so it really means nothing. Some people are more beautiful and just modest. Some aren’t that good looking but have aggressive pr teams and a big enough ego to think they are special when they aren’t. Look at some of the people the media try to convince the public they are beautiful, like Jennifer Anniston. I like JA and think she is probably a very nice person but not a beauty. Some of the girls on runways are the same way. It isn’t about beauty but a ‘weirdness’ or something. It could be that they look good on the runway but not close up or with hours of makeup or photoshop.

#190 again. Good points. Sometimes, an exotic or unusual look is what sells for certain types of models. Some people like that look; some don’t. I just don’t let the media push actors, singers or models onto me. I decide for myself what I like and don’t like. It’s the same thing in regards to Orlando, for instance. For years, men who posted on boards that they didn’t like his looks or his acting were accused of jealousy. I think it’s quite possible that not all men who don’t care for Bloom as an actor are jealous or insecure. They just never got what all the fuss and hype was about. I’m okay with that. He isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Assuming that because we don’t like Actor X or Model Y = jealousy or insecurity is a gross generalization. Bottom line is that if enough of the general public doesn’t care for a particular high fashion model or an actor, that person’s career will be limited.

well, I think that Miranda is gorgeous. Even without makeup, those blue eyes and amazing smile are enough to melt my heart.

I think she’s pretty, but not drop-dead gorgeous and she has a nice body and great legs. The problem is that she comes across as such a tramp. She tries to put this sweet image out there, but when you look at photos, she has this “I’m a ****” look. Actions speak volumes and her actions make her very unattractive to me, no matter how she looks in a bikini.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/9f1a9e9329661

http://www.imgfame.com/viewer.php?file=de15aka3ut7ucsr24gq5.jpg

haha very true. That reminds me of her posing for the paps at the Madonna event in NY several months back. She must have thought she looked classy but she looked so trampy. You just can’t hide those things. She is always sticking her ass out too. She presents herself as someone who is good for the one thing and in my mind not a good example for young women. Once you put that out there about yourself it’s hard to take it back.

Sienna Miller - LOL! Will the famewohres give it a rest already?

Kerr better watch out! Theres another famewohre out there copying her antics and trying to steal her ideas for famewhoring! Tough competition out there for scrawny, boobless, rails all taking off their clothes to get attention one over the other! MY BIG QUESTION - do they really think they look good all scrawny and naked for the paps? Women with really women bodies like Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson - THESE women are sexy and would look good wearing nothing, but scrawny is just ugly!

SWEET LMAO @ 07/16/2008 at 1:11 pm

I have been out with a crowd of friends and watched women get totally sloshed and end act like this. No it is not cute and playful. They typically end up leaving with a bunch of guys who know an easy lay when they see it. The show is always fun, and we all take bets on if she will remember how many and who she fckd the night before. I actually prefer for the guy to buy me a drink and talk and see if we have anything in common. That is kind of hard to do when someone is this drunk. Women who have some self-respect don’t have to act like this, they know they are worth more than this. And no I am not jellus, fat or a hater. I club and party like most people my age, I just want to remember who to call if the test comes back positive.

http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4155637&postcount=4138

break up? @ 07/16/2008 at 1:33 pm

It typically seems that the end is near when the break up rumors start to fly.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272621582.shtml

Is that really you, FroFro?

Well, if that is true, then maybe finally she has figured out the guy she actually DOES make a good match with!

It seems my timing to catch up on all this gunk was impecible!

Now those two are a perfect match. He will be too high to even notice all of her manipulative ways and he loves getting in the tabloids. Let the fun begin.

Ya, I’m bored today and my temptation to read got the best of me! LOL! It seems MK still cant seem to keep her clothes on for any length of time. This Brandon Davis pairing is intriguing though dontcha think?

“This Brandon Davis pairing is intriguing though dontcha think?”

Abso-bloodly-lutely! If it means she’ll leave Orlando to get on with his career, I’m all for it!

It is interesting about all the drama being made in the oz tabloids about Miranda and this other no name model who is doing modeling for a DJ competitor, during the fashion thing in oz. Miranda got a 5 year six figure contract, New model for Myers got 4 million for 4 years. I wonder how her team will spin that one. Come on blue people keep up. There are break up rumors about your girl. Brandon Davies is scum even in scum laden LA. The low paying DJ gig that has been way over hyped. New models getting big contracts that make her pathetic six figure deal look sad. Maybe there is such a thing as trying too hard.

or maybe it is just bad karma lol

That 6figures for 5years was a joke before the new girl. Now it’s just saaaad.

I never thought I would say I feel bad for Brandon Davis but I kind of do. I hope she doesn’t get pregant on him to secure her future. Did he get put out of the family fortune?

interesting... @ 07/16/2008 at 3:39 pm

@208-210
Actually, the model for Myers dept store, Jennifer Hawkins, got that deal in 2007. Which makes it even more pathetic for MK that she couldn’t even command the standard, publicly known salary for a department store model in Australia.

@202
Thanks for that link!

@FroFro
Nice to see you back!

It was my hunger strike that did it.

Is it known what Megan Gale made for the same job before her with the same company?

If Miranda is making around 100 thousand dollars a year that is 1/10 of what Jennifer signed on for. It’s possible Kerr is making a little more but usually her friends at the Telegraph never miss an oppertunity to brag about her and they didn’t mention anything about it being near a million dollars for the whole five years.

@FUNNY 208

Someone somewhere put up on the board that with DJ she would make 6 figures per appearance/show/etc, that it wasnt 6 figures total for 5 years - that would be sad. Honestly, the 6 figs per appearance sounds more reasonable because she is their main spokesmodel now, but just like everything surrounding her and why publicly and PR-wise people have been really turned off by her, her, her people, and even the store reps themselves muddied up the specifics of HER work, and turned the focus always to who she was dating. Her own publicist should be much better at this to be representing someone in the public eye. MK would be doing herself a huge favor by unloading Carly because Carly seems like a tard and so far has not been able to forsee, or irradicate any potential PR messes. She actually seems to have been promoting the messes all along. But Carly also seems a climber herself, trying to push her way up to get herself noticed by some of the big PR rep firms. In the words of the 70’s Starkist tuna commercials, “Sorry Carly - Stars wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with bad taste.” LOL! Hehe - a bit of twist on the words there, but you know what I mean.

Sorry for the shiiitty punctuation and sentence structure there. LOL! I was typing fast and didnt proofread.

Thanks 211! I might hang for a few days and see how this new info pans out.

Hey Wanda! Yeehaw for you and your magical hunger strike! LOL!

I think someone put that on this board here to try and make her look better. When it was written in the Telegraph when the deal was signed it specifically said she was making 6 figures over a 5 year period. There was no mention of six figures per appearance at that time.

@216 - 6 figures over a 5 year period? Whoa that really is sad for a “supermodel”. ***snicker*** She should find herself a new manager as well then. She gets shiiit PR and shiiit management.

It says under the picture that the six figures includes the runway jobs.

It was said in another place but I can’t find it. It is probably cut and pasted here on Jared in one of the threads from April or May with an attached link to the Telegraph. There it said it was six figures for five years.

LOL! I just love the Daily Telegraph….I really do! I cant decide if they are purposely writing things the way they do about her to drum up huge laughs from readers, because if they are being completely serious about what they write, they are doing a piss poor job of trying to “sell” their little Gunnedah sweetheart!

They always make her look pathetic and I am being completely serious! They lie about her age, her international stardom, her influence in the fashion industry (as if the worldwide fashion industry gives 2 pence about who DJ signed on for shiiiit money - yes all the top fashion designers in the world just dropped everything simultaneously to “read all about it” - LOL!) and then they do it with such oooey goooey tooth decaying sweetness, that it makes you cringe as you read it!

I hope their pieces about her are a joke cause its just so so so so sad if they really are being serious. Thanks for the link 218 - so it would seem whoever put up the info of it as 6 figs per appearance was once again trying to do image damage control for the poor girl.

I’m actually starting to feel a bit sorry for Miranda. She looks like an idiot amongst her modeling peers with all this crap. Poor girl.

The idea of it being six figures per appearance only came up here once a few weeks ago when people were going on about how much she was making. It didn’t go over very well because people were quickly able to refer it back to when her favorite mouth piece said it wasn’t. It is said in more places then the one there but I can’t find it now.

here’s another time they bragged of six figures. Don’t you think if they had a chance to boast of millions they would have?

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23513312-7642,00.html

I think he is pretty little gay boy, who is very tired of playinfg straight. He was young and enthusastic about his career whne he was with Kate, and so he played his role well, now he is older diallusioned and just wants to be himself, gay or bi. He put no effort into this fake thing, and I think that his people are desperate either to have him looking like a real player, or that he is in a steady relationship. One of these days he will crack(pun intended) and be who he is.

@224 - Well I sure as **** hope so! If he is gay (I dont think he is) then picking her for a “beard” was a really bad move and honestly he would have been better off coming out of the closet!

But it looks like she might be hittin’ grease boy now so eh…..next topic. If she is gone, good riddance, if not, then Bloom should consider celibacy from this point on until all the tests come back from the doctor.

wow you come back the day break up rumors came up so it means you left because of miranda (pathetic) and you were supposed to be orlandos fan? a real fan respects the private life of the actor or whatever he/she likes and doesn’t leave because they don’t like the girlfriend of the actor they like

haha! Hi person in blue [bigkiss] !!!

Actuallly I came back on the 15th to compare her and Sienna Miller - thier wonderful “private” paparazzi shots. LOL! These rumors didnt show up until today. But nice try.

Sweetie, I have been around the Orlando Bloom fandom so long that silly little attempts at digging at me that I am not a TWUE fan is just lame and sad. Whether they have broken up or not makes zero difference to me. NO, I am not a fan of Kerr - I saw right through her and what she was up to the day the comments of “They arent together YET!” came out last fall. She’s a predictable game player and many have said so.

And to answer your comment about a “real fan respects the private life” - since when has any of their private life been private since the day they were spotted leaving Altiers in March 2007? Sweetie - try harder. None of this has ever been private and from what most have been able to see, that was soley what Kerr herself was putting out there. SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF. I know that is very difficult for you to see because you really believe her cries and moans that the paparazzi just wont ever leave them alone. But really, pull your head out - since when do the paps sit outside a non hot spot restaurant (Valentines Day), or Ducati, or a gas station in Palm Springs (long way for paps to drive for a few lame ass pics), or Getty Museum, or a bungalow in the Carnary Islands? I know I missed about at least 10 others “private moments”, but I made my point. Someones got the paps on speed dial so save your “privacy” speech for those “real fans” who just cant see that this relationship was never intended to be private from even before it ever started! I’m really sorry for you that you are that daft that you cant see it for what it is. Real or not, deep and loving or not, IT WAS NEVER PRIVATE!

Please step down from your watchtower now. As loyal as you have been to Miss Kerr and her guard, and Im sure she wasnt even paying you, your words of defense are now, and have always been for naught. I do respect the private lives of celebs who choose to keep things private, and I most certainly respected his previous relationship with Kate because I do believe it was one trying to be built on love and trust. I think that actual pap intrusion back then was real for them because he was on the top of the Hollywood food chain, and she wasnt too far behind that so paps really did follow and harass them alot.

This mess with Kerr however never deserved respect because it was shoved in his fans faces before it even really began. All the inuendos before she was even broken up with Jay set a pretty disrespectful tone. Who’s fault is that?

I have read all your woes and cries of how awful all his fandom is and its really old and boring and certainly does not help her cause in the slightest. Miss Kerr needs to grow a street smart brain and wise up if she makes any other attempts to date someone in Hollywood. She plays her own game and she may think it works, but it only works in her own little delusional world. Shes the GIRL who cried wolf if there ever was one. I hope they are over, but even if they arent, she will never in a million years gain the respect from the majority of his fandom. I’ve read what a good portion of them have to say and it isnt good. Nice of you to single me out though - glad I was missed! [bigkiss]

please getty museum again? honey see pictures of cameron diaz with her boyfriend there and nicole richie with joel they were all at the museum and please don’t even start bringing kate in all this i bet you bashed her as much as you bash miranda and yes orlando and miranda are celeb of course they need the attention just like every other celebrity out there should we bash every single celebrity now ? why are you so hard on orlando and miranda?and please since your dear kate is so innocent go see her pictures at wire images why didn’t you bash her for that? since miranda was called all sorts of names for that you all acted as she and orlando killed someone but at the same day at an unknown place in sidney paps manage to find kate and her boyfriend but you don’t say a word about it how come?

Well her family have denied the reports of a split and that she cheated on him… http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/07/17/Kerr_rubbishes_rumours_of_split_with_Bloom

Snicker. Yeah, I just BET the family is “frustrated and upset”! They need Orlando. No wonder they’ve all got in on the denials. Miranda is probably doing her nut at all these rumours.

Billy Big Balls @ 07/17/2008 at 7:14 am

I say she’s Innocent until proven guilty guys but then again i am a bit nuts, but that being said, us nuts still have rights to you know ;)

@227

Well said Fro!!! I wasn’t a fan of Kate either, but at least they seemed to like each other. This Kerr thing is weird….they seem to enjoy effing and going to exotic places to be seen, but they don’t spend much time together otherwise. Didn’t Bloom fly halfway across the world to have a weekend with Kate just to fly back?? Heck, he doesn’t even go to NYC to see this tramp. If it isn’t over now, I’m sure it will be soon enough.

@227 Hi Fro I am so glad you are back it is great to have someone express so well what you want to say.

@228
I have been to the Getty in fact I just went last month. I saw exactly where those pictures were taken. It was outside the front entrance. There is no way they could not of been set ups. Primarily because that balcony and stairs are heavly used and I doubt they could have gotten pictures with out other visitors if they didn’t have the participation of the two. The long walk down was to a private entrance where tour buses, and private cars are kept. Us regular people have to ride up to the top on a tram. So yes the Getty could not have been anything but a set up.

@ Victoria @ 07/17/2008 at 1:50 pm

Another poster commented about the Getty here, in post #57 or so:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/07/miranda-kerr-beautiful-besos/comment-page-2/#comments

Her observations seem similar to yours.

“Having been to the Los Angeles J. Paul Getty on several occasions, I can happily tell you that paparazz don’t normally hang out there. You have to wait in a long line of cars to get to park your own care there, and you have to park underground in the parking garage. You then have to wait in a long line for a good 10 minutes or so for the train that takes you up alongside a mountain overlooking the 405 freeway until you reach the museum. That little train ride takes about 10 minutes or so. You then have to walk a little distance and up a long series of stairs before you reach the entrance. So gee, I wonder how that pap photographer managed to get himself or herself packed, parked and up that hill to the museum with his or her equipment WITHOUT BEING NOTICED OR STOPPED BY SECURITY. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?”

Yes, it was a set up. But then again, Orlando was doing set ups with Kate, and if he wanted his privacy as badly as he claimed, why go to Ago and Villa with his GF Miranda? Why hang out at Club Hyde, Green door, Ago and Villa, and why have a GF whose family and friends have been blabbing since last April? He has choices. He just makes some ery poor ones, IMO.

@234
That is exactly right. I went on a week day and it wasn’t so crowded. We found a decent parking spot and didn’t have to wait so long for the tram. The ride up the mountain is long, but you see Beverly Hill spread out below you. We stayed in Beverly Hills because the Getty is just west and south of it. I think the museum itself is just as wonderful as the works it contains. They architecture is sublime. They have beautiful courtyyards and gardens all over the place. My favorrite was the azalea maze. But is was not a place for paps to show up. It had to be planned

228-

>>”please getty museum again? honey see pictures of cameron diaz with her boyfriend there and nicole richie with joel they were all at the museum”<>”since miranda was called all sorts of names for that you all acted as she and orlando killed someone but at the same day at an unknown place in sidney paps manage to find kate and her boyfriend but you don’t say a word about it how come?<<

Simply put….Kate manages to show some class. She doesnt do her setups and then go moaning and complaining in every interview how unfair she is treated by the paps and public. Thus my comment about the games that Miranda plays and she thinks they work but she isnt fooling anyone. Get real. She turned and smiled for the paps in shots, even posed a couple of times while they were in Spain. Then, goes on to whine how thier private moments were invaded and interrupted. Maybe she thought playing all these games was a good way to go about things in the beginning, but they have backfired on her and now she wants to blame everyone but herself for it. I would have the same criticism of even someone not famous, say in my neighborhood, who ran around playing games with people and then whined and complained that the backlash was everyone elses fault. I know Orlando plays his part in this, but he says nothing to the media and thats how it should have been all along. Miranda has no street smarts and its backfired on her yet her and her family STILL cant zip it!

I dont know why I am saying these things directly to you because you will maintain your silly ignorant stance about it. I guess its just for the sake of others reading. And dont be such a drama queen saying we all act as if they killed someone. LOL! I dont recall anyone ever calling her a murderer, baby killer, homicidal maniac or anything of the sort. They call her out for what she is by the image she has put out there for herself. Nobody twisted her arm in playing games with the media and his fandom….nobody.

Yeah, she deserves all of this bad press about her this is the real person who she was all along her coy bullshit games arent going to help. She can pull the silly country girl stuff up but at this point no one beleives her. She is on her own for now on, without the support of Orlando she cant use his name for fame anymore, this is pathetic. She has to use greasey Bear for fame for now on. Good Riddens Cabbage Patch Girl. No one will miss yah. Have a fun time fading away to nothing.

Just Jared seems to have a problem getting the posting right around here. They have messed up my post on 236 and I’ve already tried reposting it and it says that my 2nd post is awaiting moderation, so my post above is not complete an so I will post what is missing instead of the whole thing again:

This is what the first part read:

@228-

>>”please getty museum again? honey see pictures of cameron diaz with her boyfriend there and nicole richie with joel they were all at the museum”<<

LOL! Ummmm….proven habitual famewhores. Your point? I dont follow the career of either one of them because as are a lot of famewhores they are all hype and no substance. I follow Orlandos career and have for a long time AS A FAN, so since he has attached himself to an up and coming habitual famewhore, then thank you for making my point for me instead of trying to make your own. I see that is a habit of your own that you have though.

“and please don’t even start bringing kate in all this i bet you bashed her as much as you bash miranda”

Actually no I didnt. You can ask any regular long timers in this fandom that I actually liked Kate - thought she was great and wish they were still together. Many didnt like her, and I didnt see why but that was that and Miss Kerr is something and someone completely different. I know Kate had/has setups sometimes, I knew it back then when she was with Orlando, and I agree that publicity is necessary sometimes, but with Kerr NOTHING has been private with them since even before it began!! LOL! Did you miss that part? She even had her publicist dropping inuendos!

2nd part clarified as well: (Waves to Victoria and jujubee )

“since miranda was called all sorts of names for that you all acted as she and orlando killed someone but at the same day at an unknown place in sidney paps manage to find kate and her boyfriend but you don’t say a word about it how come?”

Simply put….Kate manages to show some class. She doesnt do her setups and then go moaning and complaining in every interview how unfair she is treated by the paps and public. Thus my comment about the games that Miranda plays and she thinks they work but she isnt fooling anyone. Get real. She turned and smiled for the paps in shots, even posed a couple of times while they were in Spain. Then, goes on to whine how thier private moments were invaded and interrupted. Maybe she thought playing all these games was a good way to go about things in the beginning, but they have backfired on her and now she wants to blame everyone but herself for it. I would have the same criticism of even someone not famous, say in my neighborhood, who ran around playing games with people and then whined and complained that the backlash was everyone elses fault. I know Orlando plays his part in this, but he says nothing to the media and thats how it should have been all along. Miranda has no street smarts and its backfired on her yet her and her family STILL cant zip it!

I dont know why I am saying these things directly to you because you will maintain your silly ignorant stance about it. I guess its just for the sake of others reading. And dont be such a drama queen saying we all act as if they killed someone. LOL! I dont recall anyone ever calling her a murderer, baby killer, homicidal maniac or anything of the sort. They call her out for what she is by the image she has put out there for herself. Nobody twisted her arm in playing games with the media and his fandom….nobody.

There……now I feel better. Just Jared needs to get a better posting system. I think I remember now why Alegria started up Delphi because posting here is a chore.

Kate talked too @ 07/17/2008 at 6:32 pm

She did her share of talking, to be fair, with Orlando rarely confirming or saying anything. Starting with her Teen Vogue interview back in Feb ‘03, where she coyly hinted about Orlando being an unusual name (her hair stylist for the photo shoot was named Orlando, too), and she blasted the paparazzi for making it impossible for her and Orlando to have a “normal relationship” in late ‘04 or ‘05. What’s the point of having a famous boyfriend if you can’t boast, brag or talk about him to the press? If you can’t get papped with him at Disneyland, Cabo, or the airport (despite Sept. 11 restrictions)…… Kate played, too, but she had the same publicist as Orlando, so that probably helped to keep them both on the same ‘page’, more or less. She talked about how in love they were and how happy they were in her interviews, while Bloom usually kept mum.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0098378/news?year=2004

Thought I’d mention that. If you click on the link above, you can go back in time to 2003, 2005, etc, and get bits and pieces.

Just trying to be fair, that’s all.

miranda's not letting go! @ 07/17/2008 at 7:18 pm

#240 here. Looks like Miranda and her family (mom and brother) are not letting Bloom go… Wow! Talk about desperate! Hey Bloom - if you want out, issue a statement and get out while you can! No point in having your people talk to “In Touch” only to have Miranda’s family counter their ’story.’

Communication is the key to a good PR relationship.

I guess this is why is pays to have the same publicist and PR firm.

Statements aren’t his style. Show us “Foxtails” style what you really think bloom. Let’s hope he is seen “out and about” with some new hottie(s). If he admits to a breakup that means he has to admit he had a relationship with the dingho. He never said a word about her so why start now. Then there is nothing on record except this girl and her whole strange family’s comments

So true and points well made, 242! LOL! On the other hand, he never really acknowledged Kate for about the first 2 years till the break up in Jan. ‘05, and someone once said something on a board like “You have to acknowledge a relationship before you can end it,” which kind of made sense, you know? Kate did most, if not all of the talking the first go round, with Orlando only chiming in after the reunion. Bloom’s sister spoke up during the Sienna debacle that summer as well.

He can go out and get himself photographed with more babes, but that may just make him look like a cold hearted boyfriend, not to mention making her look like a victim of his notorious womanizing. Nope, I think he needs to say something along the lines of “Whatever we may have once shared, it’s finished and over, but I wish Miranda only the best.” That way, he’s not being specific about what they did or didn’t share, and he’s not saying he’s in love with her or cares about her, etc, but he can acknowledge her and that they spent time together, which has of course been documented since last April.

Just my opinion, in case any PR people are listening. :)

Too bad Bloom didn’t think about these things last fall when he *chose* to get photographed at trendy places like Ago and Villa with Miranda. He need for celebrity association, being seen at trendy places with the likes of Leo Dicaprio and having arm candy nearby are going to be his undoing.

#241/243 here again. Just wanted to add that it’s possible someone planted that rumor in “In Touch” to force Orlando’s hand and to MAKE him acknowledge Miranda and the relationship, one way or another. It’ll be interesting to see how PMK/HBH and Baum get him out of this one. Wonder where they were last fall, come to think of it, before this whole mess started…..

@241

First off “thank you” for being intelligent and civil in the points you make, and yes, it is fair to bring those things up if we are talking about Orlandos lack of comments vs his girlfriends need to comment. I guess why Kate never bothered me is because she showed some dignity and class most of the time (I know there were times when she flipped off cameras and that but hear me out). Both her and Orlando were at the tippy top of their careers when they were dating and yet they still, will all of that new found fame, managed to talk about each other with dignity and class, and even apprehensiveness when things got too prying and personal. Maybe because they shared the same PR firm they were on the same page most of the time, and that probably made a difference. Yes, it took him quite a long time to publicly speak about her, but it was more than obvious they were a genuine Hollywood bordering A-list couple trying to do it the best way they knew how. It wasnt always peaches and cream and maybe that is why it was believable, but this garbage we always hear from Kerr and her family is enough to induce a sugar coma sometimes.

Kate also did not engage in fandom wars on his boards even when most of the flare ups were about her. People back then that hated Kate were far more viscious in their comments about Kate than I have seen anyone write about Kerr. She could have sent her family and friends and even come to the boards herself, like Kerr has done, but there was never any evidence of that. She stayed out of his fandom issues and that shows class and tact.

Kerr’s past followed her into this relationship even before it actually was one, and now its come to haunt her and her silly attempts to try and make it go away are really futile. If there is one thing that can be said about fandoms, any of them and especially the online and net savvy ones, is that people tend to pay a great deal of attention to all the little details. Some even go so far as to make a day to day work of gathering up those details and piecing them together. Maybe some of it is contrived but obviously when there are pictures and other solid evidence of things, then some of it is fact, and fans will run with that in both directions. It was naive of her and her family and friends to think that they could contend with that and take on his fandom almost collectively. We arent the ones with images to protect - we arent in the public eye. We arent the ones dating Orlando, so of all people in his life, she should have respected what was HIS, and the fandom is HIS to deal with, not hers.

Its quite possible she had no idea what a large bite she was taking and exactly how she was going to chew it, but she played the games and has made herself look like a predictable fool (amongst other things) time and time again over the last year and pocket change. Shes still doing it! Im sorry but you dont get your uneducated little brother and your mom who sold you for money at a young age in the first place to be your PR team. You cant take on the Perez Hiltons of the world with that! LOL!

But back to the topic of your post back…..I liked Kate and it was no secret amongst posters in the old IMDB days. I defended her right and left because I thought she was treated unfairly many times. Maybe I have hardened to all the mudslinging over the years, but I still find merit in people calling out Kerr for what she has set up and let crumble herself. She threw far too many attackable (and questionable) things out there everywhere without a decent safety net and his fans might be rough on her, but we are peaches compared to what the tabloids will do to her if given cause. She seems to have the DT in her pocket back home, but from what I read, some others really dont like her and with this latest story, that might be just the ticket they need to really whomp on her. Perez has already taken a few small blows at her today. She’d best hightail it back to Sydney and do her DJ thing and just stay there happy and content with he own country thinking she is the best thing ever! Nobody else is buying.

that thing with miranda and brandon davis is bullshit, orlando and miranda are still together, guesss you guys can still be bitching about them…….
i think they make a good couple though…
my own opinion….
i respect yours, you respect mine…

Why do you say that? Because her mom and baby bro said so?

Once again….silence from Bloom.

On another note: “Miranda Kerr is dead to me” - so what are you trying to say there Jared? LOL!

I have a question. The anti Miranda camp is always mentioning that her friends and family, or even MK herself post on these boards. What proof do you have of this? I know that anyone who posts anything favorable about her is immediatly labeled a friend or family member. What evidence do you have that Miranda has participated in “fandom wars” herself? You state this as a fact, but do you have a shred of proof?

Some “evidence” that has been provided was a set of emails back from March that were put up recently by someone here and at Delphi. For my own reasons (which are ones I will not elaborate on) I believe the emails to be accurate and real. They basically point out Mirandas distaste in Orlandos fans, that she told people they had split in February, etc etc, but also that she had done things to wind up Orlandos fans. If you want to read them they are on Delphi.

I have other reasons I know of as well, but I’m not really posting to convince anyone of anything, so my reasons will remain my own. You can believe the emails or not - makes no difference to anyone but you.

Not everyone labels people who like Miranda as being someone in her circle of family or friends. Maybe for some people that is an easy way to target someone and start an arguement with them on the boards, but most people I know from various boards dont go that route unless they have reason to. One thing about places like JJ is that most everyone posts anonymously, and really, it could only be one or two people calling everyone who thinks Miranda is all that out as family or friends.

I understand why you question it, but I am not the right person to be asking for details. Sorry, but I dont know you. I know I have mentioned those things in my posts, and most people that know me are fine with what I post, but someone that doesnt know me doesnt have to believe me - totally fine with me. There is enough proof out there for those who have been paying attention over the months. Some of it is all over the place. They can believe it if they choose to, or they can call everyone crazy for believing those things. I know for myself I have been called far worse, so crazy is just water off a ducks back to me. LOL!

So basically you have formed opinions based upon “facts” from questionable sources.
OK, that says it all.

@frofro #245 @ 07/20/2008 at 2:15 pm

You are really really delusional, do you have any idea how paranoid
you sound about a person you don’t even know, all these elaborate
observations and conspiracy theories……..so weird, you really think that
MK and OB obsess over comments made on a celebrity website???
…….what a sad neurotic life you lead with your hatred of a person you have never met, you need to move on…..so scary!!!!!

Fro didn’t say that was her only reason. I bet she has way more reason to feel the way she does than what she will tell you here on a message board.

Fro didn’t say that was her only reason. I bet she has way more reason to feel the way she does than what she will tell you here on a message board.

@250 - The “source” is questionable to you. Your right.

@251 - Just gotta have a good laugh at your comments. The only thing I will say in response is dont use the word “hate”. Never in regards to Miranda have I ever said I “hate” her. I dont hate anyone. Other than that, you can think me as delusional as you want to because fact is, I dont know you as you post anonynmously. Why should I care what you think? As I said, I posted comments. I dont care if someone chooses to take creedence in them or not. But, my life is not sad, neurotic or focused around hatred for people I dont know. It seems to be you actually that is reading too much into it.

=you really think that
MK and OB obsess over comments made on a celebrity website=

I’m not 245 but

No I don’t think Orlando obsesses over what is said about him nor do I think Orlando roams the internet and post on blogs about himself.

hehe.

He roams the net... @ 07/21/2008 at 10:36 am

Why not, he very well could. My goodness he hasn’t been that busy. If his girlfriend can be in touch with her fans via the internet then don’t be fooled to think Orlando doesn’t lurk too. He has Googled himself just as we all do. He probably reads what is written about him and has a good laugh at the people who really only know the image of Orlando Bloom not the actually guy. In this day and age curiosity is easily satisfied by the net .

Google yourself is not the same thing as posting non stop on blogs.
Don’t try and link the two. Curiosity is one thing and this is definetly another.

Those same few people who buy that image of him and the only same few who are buying this fake “relationship” now. To anyone else it’s an open gag.

The real dealio is out to everyone else. They had a brief thing and he dumped her when he actually got to know what she was about. The sweet thing was just a put on.
She then pleaded for him to fake it longer to help her stagnant career.

@256

Yeah its different, lurking on the internet- im sure a lot of celebs do- its called curiousity- but when you actually POST on fan boards or in Miranda’s case on her “boyfriends” fanboards or even here on Jared to call people names.. then that is a bit too much, and then getting your freinds/family to join in too- that all is a bit odd, after all why should people online BOTHER you if they dont like you? Does it REALLY matter?? People dislike other people for all kinds of reason famous or otherwise, its called life, and if you let it bother you and tried to change these peoples opinion of you- you would be forever fighting a losing battle.

If you are happy and secure and in love and having good sex- you certainly dont need to try and “prove” it, because when you do try and prove it to that degree, its like none of it exists.

I know her brother, he is such an idiot, He brags about her all the time saying she is a supermodel and is dating the hottest guy -he should know -I bet he jacks over him, I’m so not kidding either. Sick of the stupid ass.

I think miranda and orlando make the cutest couple. leave them be.

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