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Miranda only recently started saying she was born in 83 and not 85.
That was after it was becoming harder to lie about it.
All the sites use to say 85.
The DT even had her turning 23 this year and the Herald had to correct them.
Carly also only does what she is allowed to or told to do from her client.

information for delphi girls @ 07/11/2008 at 5:56 pm

Hi girls, just to let you know that Miranda Kerr is an Aries as astrological sign, because in 1983 the Sun enter in sign of Taurus on 21 April….just look at astrological charts. I tell you because you seem very interested in astrology…

information for delphi girls @ 07/11/2008 at 6:00 pm

Oh, and Orlando Bloom’s ascendent is Acquarius not Scorpio….his Moon is in Scorpio and Venus in Pisces…just to make you better informed….

lol. Why don’t you just post it over there?

Is it a problem for you if I post here?

@ red robin/duncan @ 07/11/2008 at 6:21 pm

Ethan Hawke and Matt Damon can get married in private, but Orlando can’t keep his girlfriends private? Hawke and Damon have women who don’t blab to the press, but Orlando has a woman who can’t shut up? I think Ethan and Matt are the ones who really value their privacy. If Orlando does, he seems to have picked the wrong girlfriend.

Don’t fall for Red Robin’s games. He post here often. He/she just made that post themselves. It isn’t dated when the post was just when the article was put up. He is trying to make it fit since they were called on the lie again
LOL. Between TIM and now this the MK team are not good liars.

@157 here again posting to you #156

Be on guard for lots of post like that.I think they are desperate. Most of those random sites like that don’t get any post at all. It looks like “Duncan” posted the first one and then the other two after it to try and not be obvious, but it was.
It may even be her brother or someone like that again.
Red Robin is a poster from here so if that was said by someone else earlier he would have said so the first time. Since he was called on it he is trying to make it look like someone else said it and he only copied and paste. It isn’t dated so don’t believe it.

Ethan and Matt don’t have nearly the fangirl following of Orlando, so you can’t really compare the two. If they had such a following, I’m sure that the paps would hound them more, and we would have a lot more information on both couples. You would have to compare them with someone like Jake/Reese. Reese is more savvy about keeping her mouth shut, but we still know where they both are, and get tons of pics. They aren’t able to keep a low profile either.

Can the girl never keep her clothes on. I realize that models are not modest with their bodies, and I have no problem with tasteful nu*dity, but I have never seen a so called supermodel drop her kit so much as she does. It is as though she is an exhibitionist.

And as for the pictures, they have photoshopped out the fat cheeks and tried to make them look more defined. The chin has been fixed, and maybe a little work on the nose too. It looks unnatureal and almost fake. Reality is she has a very average face, and an decent body, but I have seen far better of both. But I think she does these type of shots because that is all they want of her, She can’t get classy jobs with real designers, and she is so desperate for attention that she will show up naked just so she can get on the cover of any magazine. I can see her doing p0rn, after the fake thing with Orlando is done and her star starts to fall, I mean why not she had been doing soft p0rn since she was about 13.

The more obvious comparison is to Leo and Bar. Well, that’s really an insult to Leo and Bar since Leo is an Oscar-nominated A-list actor and Bar is able to work as a model and conduct herself with tact, without the constant need to mention her boyfriend to desperately try and get attention for herself. But anyway, a couple in a somewhat similar situation who are able to keep a very low profile and maintain their privacy, so it certainly can be done.

I’ve seen more pap pics of Leo and Bar, than I have of Orlando and Miranda. Coming out of pap hotspot clubs, on the beach, shopping, riding their bikes, etc., etc., etc. Plus the fact that Bar has benefitted from her exposure with Leo, just as Miranda has with Orlando. And at least Miranda hasn’t angered her home country by making a fashion statement like Bar. If Bar is too stupid to know that you don’t wear certain types of scarves if you are an Israeli, then I give Miranda points for being the more intelligent of the two. Tact? I don’t think so.

No one said she was intelligent but this isn’t about her fashion or political statements but about how she treats her relationship, and I don’t recall any interviews where Bar talks about Leo’s boxers, or where she talks about him in interviews that are supposed to be about her work. She certainly has benefitted from her relationship with Leo, also never in dispute, but she has done so without getting publicity by using his name or bringing him to her jobs. And when Leo went to visit Israel with Bar, he had security trying to keep the paps away, rather than posing for them during lunches they were brought in to cover. Much lower profile.

Yeah, the paps knew exactly where they would be in Israel, and when. And the spectacle of security ruffing up the paps got them more publicity than if they had just kept their heads down. It was all over the news because of the scuffles with security. Yeah right, much lower profile my as*. Someone obviously informed the paps where they would be at any given time. If it had been Miranda, you would be blaming her ’til you were red in the face.

*doh*
I meant @163

How typical, trying to distract away from the obvious. Once again:
Making tacky, tasteless comments about partner? Using his name for PR? Constantly bringing up his name in interviews? Claiming to be “private” then immediately talking about private life? Bringing him to modeling jobs for publicity? Inviting paps to photograph private moments?
Sounds exactly like one actor/model pair and it’s not Leo & Bar.

Lttle Miss Saggy Boobs. They looked saggy when she was in the dress with the nipple slippage, and this pic has only confirmed that this is one model who looks far better with the bra on. I guess when you have been bouncing the boobies around sans bra since she was 13, some natural gravity has to happen. I look at these pictures, and imho the standards for supermodles has fallen (and that isn’t all that has fallen) on quite hard times.

Saggy? You have got to be kidding me. Since you like those pics with the “slippage”, go back and look at the rest of the set. In the pic where you can see Orlando’s face, and her right side, you can clearly see that there is no sagging going on at all. And in the ‘naked’ pics, the second set that came out shows her inside the room, and she couldn’t have been any perkier. Sagging? Are you running out of insults, now? Sheesh.

Saggy indeed @ 07/13/2008 at 10:53 am

I agree they are pretty saggy, if they were perky, they would not be so low hung like that, why are they so flat looking then? If they werent saggy then when she isnt wearing a bra they should hold up and stay into place without any support. Well she does promote the Victoria Secrect push up bra so maybe she has been wearing those to make them look more full and perky.

She isnt really full on her top half of her bady, her negative boobs but her bottom half is ok at least it makes a little bit up for the top part.

The only thing titillating about this pic is her horrid photoshoped face, one question wheres the dimples? Why the heavy make up?

ITA. They are way too low and not full on top at all. They have that chicken cutlet look which is not a good thing at all.

@169-171 (same person) @ 07/13/2008 at 1:42 pm

My goodness, you are pathetic. Picture evidence shows that you are grasping at straws trying to insult this woman. Get over it. Nothing you say will make her any less gorgeous. Orlando seems to enjoy her body, and that’s what really makes you mad isn’t it?

I dont recall anyone mentioning what Orlando sees in her. Who cares as he obviously has bad taste. Picture evidence shows exactly what is stated: chicken breast boobs. I mean I guess they are fine if you are just boinking and sure Orlando is probably fine with them, but she really should stop taking off her shirt so much, actually ever again because they arent the kind of boobs that are flashable. Her upper body is not toned or nice to look at. That is observance of a model who likes to take her clothes off and has zero to do with Orlando Bloom and what he thinks of her.

Go ahead and think she is gorgeous but there are plenty of people out there who think otherwise and really question what VS was thinking by signing this tuna on. Her butt looks good in panties so maybe that was it. With makeup and hair people she can look halfways decent but she is not a supermodel and she is certainly not drop dead gorgeous. This cover is so obviously photoshopped and over done. She does not look pretty or gorgeous. She looks like an average faced and floppy-boobed girl with too much makeup on trying to look glamorous. Keep playing that “jealousy” card though. Its totally laughable that that is the best defense anyone can come up with to defend her. She is not gorgeous, she is average average average.

orlando?? @ 07/13/2008 at 9:28 pm

Puleaase since when has he touched her up or looked at the said topless teats>? he has plenty of opportunity yet theres no evidence that he enjoys her body- and for a man who is a serious letch where t1ts are concerned thats very odd dont you think? There are plenty of pics and video footage of him ogling a C cup and over… maybe her little B (AS IF- MORE LIKE A CUPS) cups just arent enough…
and jealous?? no a woman like Doutzen Croes- yep I am she is very pretty, but her? a weird eyes too far apart, dimpled 12 year old type faced girl- hahaa your idea of beauty must be very simple and easily pleased- but of course your opinion..

wow just wow you must be crazy if miranda kerr is ugly what does that make you? you idiot if you want to bash her go on but to say she is ugly is stupid you must be some ugly fat teenage girl to through some insults on miranda for her looks she is beautiful you are not get over it

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