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Jennifer Aniston is Smartwater Savvy

Jennifer Aniston is Smartwater Savvy

Jennifer Aniston’s newest ad for her Smartwater campaign has been put up on the Hyatt Hotel on West Hollywood’s Sunset Blvd.

The caption reads, “I love the reflection of water (but what I drink is a reflection of me).” Head down to Sunset Boulevard if you want to see a seven-stories-high Jennifer Aniston!

The 38-year-old actress was last seen backstage cheering on her boyfriend John Mayer during his 90-minute set at the Rothbury Festival in Rothbury, Mich.

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Ha! @ 07/08/2008 at 11:33 am

Actually, I’ve only really read people saying that it’s hypocritical he pushes green causes while making less-than-green choices in his personal life. Not that he’s responsible. Meanwhile, JA is promoting a product and charity that tries to benefit something completely unrelated to what she’s being criticized for - but she is a horrible person because water bottles are made from plastic.

I’m not sure why either of them are being criticized. PERIOD. Celebrities live a life of indulgence and privilege that none of us will ever know. To say that either is better than the other for ANY reason, is ridiculous and pointless. They both experience and take advantage of extravagance that is over-the-top. Why people spend the time to “defend” or “attack” any of them for any reason is beyond me. We don’t know them and the decisions that they make in their lives neither matter to or affect any of us in ANY way.
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What you said is very commendable, buy you ARE defending someone by your mere contribution to this board. You are taking people to task for berating John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. At least agree that we have our own reasons for being here. I’m here because I like music , movies and tv and like reading about people who bring those things to us.This website didn’t just pop up on your screen, you sought it out. By your own statement if none of this matters or affect our lives, NONE of us should even be on this board, including you. Yet here we are; some of us being entertained, some finding new friends, some using this as a substitute for anger management. I ,for one, believe in free speech, I just would like logic and truth to go along with that free speech. I don’t always get my wish. I don’t happen to believe because someone pushes being GREEN that his entire life has to be GREEN. Doing something is better than nothing for our environment. Preaching GREEN and doing NOTHING is another story. That does affect ALL of us in the long run. Hug a tree and feel better. Peace!

from lainey

Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been smutting about for ages. No denial.

Does John Mayer read the blogs? Does he read this blog?

Please.

John Mayer probably googles himself constantly. John Mayer is the John Mayer expert at what people are saying about John Mayer. This is why he and Jennifer Aniston have become so perfect so quickly. Two self obsessed, totally neurotics narcissists who claim they can’t stand the tabloids and the paps but do everything they can to make sure they make the rags.

It’s a match made in famewhore heaven.

As for Jen – a few Toronto radio stations reported she was never in Toronto. But like I posted yesterday, she WAS in Toronto. Came with him from Michigain, stayed with him at the Hazelton, slept the morning, and left with him but in a separate car as he departed for the venue. She headed off to the airport where a private plane was waiting to take her back to LA.

Sweets, I was specifically responding to comment #296. Not quite sure where you came up with John Mayer in what I wrote, but that’s okay. You seem to be lumping me in with some other thread. I am simply suggesting that maybe people take all this sh*t too seriously. Obviously I am not above coming on these boards to check out the latest gossip, but I’m always aware that what I’m reading is just that, gossip. JJ’s site tends to be more toxic than many others so guess what, I’m expressing my opinion under the beautiful idea that is free speech right here on this toxic board. Deal with it. I’m not out hugging any trees and I’m certainly not expecting or judging any overindulged, overpaid celebrities because they aren’t either.

Ha! @ 07/08/2008 at 2:09 pm
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lol I did realized that I mistyped John Mayer, but didn’t see any point in correcting it. I knew you would be back. Anywho if I have John Mayer on the brain, i need a transplant. . The rest of the comment goes though.. Yeah some people take this too seriously, when it develops into calling people names and personal attacks that’s where it crosses the line from having differing opinions into the psychotic. The fact is some people’s business to stir up friction on these sites. this is not a conspiracy theory, but the fact that some people just like to let crap hit the wall and see where it lands. It’s a game to them. I’m not sure that some of them are as passionate about any particular celebrity as they are passionate about getting a rise out of people. Hey what’s wrong with hugging a tree. Trees have some very beneficial properties.

She is so beautiful, she is flawless in everyway. I love seeing pictures of her. Keep them coming

the only people interested on jen are jen’s and jp fans. .. John mayer fans only come here just to see if john had already dumped jen…..John’s fans are mostly younger women who would rather have john with a woman who is her age….john would have been better off with jessica simpson than with a fake blonde bimbo like jen. …my advice to jp fans is to boycott jen because jen is getting hits not because regular folks are interested on jen……at least regular people are interested on brangelina because of their causes, their love and the children…..jen got nothing to sell, jen cannot even sell dumbwater….so if you are a jp fan you are better off posting your comments on jp threads than giving desperate jen the hits.

jm fans are not even giving jen a hit…..we would rather post on jm’s thread at myspace or at his site….jm would lose his credibility as a musician if keeps on being with this fake blond bimbo….i was happier when john was with minka than this botoxed faced grandma….so pathetic to read jen fans calling their idol flawless….makes me wanna puke like someone shoving dumbwater in my throat….calling plainjen flawless is over the top idolatry. only jen fans can see beauty from their homely faced idol.

http://i31.tinypic.com/a3ow9f.jpg - pix credit from queenbee

Jesus Mary !!!!!!!!!!
Those botox injections (false beauty regimen are talking its toll.
Toxins are being released in the bloodstream, and because Jenn is a chain smoker, the complications are worse. Those droops and bags in her face suggest she have been taking this injections for at 10 years.

At 40, those muscle will continue to droop, and look closely at other pix - left lid drooped, and now the right as well, hallowed cheeks and bags under her eyes. She’s looking more like a BED PAN pan these days.

Yup - this Halloween - all she needs is a BROOM, and she’ll fly !

Scary @ 07/07/2008 at 5:05 pm Jen near kids scares me,her fans have have attacked Brad’s kids,wishing they die,so to see her with kids is scary.I wonder if her fans are going to comment on these kids hair.SCARY

I hpoe she’ll talk to her mother and give her money from smart water sales.Whatever her mum did she should forgive her and not let her live in conditons like that.Please Jen soften your heart and let your mother in.

Orange Clockwork @ 07/07/2008 at 4:40 pm And LOL @ you Angelina stans. You’ll reach to the end of the earth to find something that compares her to Jolie. I seriously doubt Jennifer is jealous and/or gives a damn about Jolie’s 573892020 children.
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Jennifer Aniston, in and out of HW is the jealous, scorned and vengeful X, famous for her Pity Party and of late, the # 1 cougar, who is on the loose for young prey ! She is arguably the laziest cougar !

And what has she done lately to make this world a better place ? I forgot - “charity is not my thing”, she boldly announced. Bed hopping and finding the biggest tool, nope that doesn’t count.

Oh yea - she green with ENVY - and where are the babies ? She’s been saying that for years. Where all of Hollywoods are having babies, she spreading warts. Her ovaries are warts-infested. And, the very latests in HW about Aniston

1. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped ******
2. Icky is Spunky - cover your monkey
3. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
4. You will get sick if you don’t warp your D-ICK

Nope - those babies aren’t coming !

Taste of your own bitter medicine - what about them apples !

bet @ 07/07/2008 at 5:14 pm She look gorgous, To funny “body of your idol is very scary not even average looking women does not have that body,

# 33 bet @ 07/07/2008 at 5:15 pm She always look good. gorgous body to die for, pretty face and cute smill and fresh face.
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Scripted conversation with Bet:

Bet: I used to be a good spellor. But lately I’ve been reeding alot of mesages from Jen fans that have incredably bad spelling.
I think bad spelling is adicting?

OnMyOwn: Well , it’s typical of Jen Fan. Bet, you may want to stay in the library more often, or maybe be lift a dictionary once in a while. Or, is that too heavy for you ? Start with simple words: Dog - D-O-G; then Cat - C-A-T. It’s a bummer that you can’t even spell your full name - Bet - short for BetyaMyGollyWhy.

Bet: No, I thenk its all in yor imajinashon.

Just passing … @ 07/08/2008 at 4:07 am
I don’t think Brad was fair with Jen – he didn’t give her time, nor did he want to understand that she wanted to make a few movies first.
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WTF…..??? He gave that selfish bítch FIVE YEARS!!!!!

Just passing … @ 07/08/2008 at 4:07 am

Excuse me, honey, but how much more time did you expect him to give her? Don’t forget now, Brad was already 41 years old when they split up. He wanted to have children while he was still young enough to enjoy them. And her wanting to make a few movies first is no excuse. A lot of actresses have successfully combined making movies and making babies, and they are more talented and successful than Aniston has ever been or ever will be. Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones are just a few that come to mind off the top of my head.

Face it, hon — Aniston NEVER intended to have children. She didn’t want her bikini figure messed up. She didn’t want to cope with the dirty Pampers and the baby bottles and the getting up in the middle of the night and all the rest of it. All she ever wanted to do was lay on her ass by the pool all day and blow-dry her hair all afternoon and go to parties and premieres all night. And she wonders why Brad dumped her? What man in his right mind wouldn’t dump that selfish bítch? It was all about her, never about him or anyone else. Now she’s all alone and she’ll probably be alone for the rest of her life except maybe she can score a few charity fúcks now and then, but basically her life is done. She bought it, and now she’s paying for it. Cry for her all you want. I wouldn’t waste a tear on anyone as selfish as she is.

#311-onmyown–You say you are a Surgeon,if you are,you are very immature. You come on here and make fun of bet. That wasn’t
necessary.

You really do like Jennifer,or you would not be on her threads so much.

Just passing … @ 07/08/2008 at 2:10 am Those are some of the best-looking ad pictures I have ever seen. The black and white make them look even better.

As for those who compare Jen to Angelina to Jen’s detriment, go get a mirror to look at yourselves! Angelina’s so-called beauty has no soul at all, it is all about external attributes. She has nothing coming from within, everything about her is surface, surface and surface again. Besides, all her interviews since the scandal have showed that she’s got no tact or class to be considered seriously by anybody.
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Just Passing - Brain dysfunction detected… if you had a brain, it would be looking for the pair !

Jennifer’s beauty is made of toxin - false beauty ! Her immaturity alone will scare any man. What is the difference between her and a government bond ? At least the bonds mature - she regress into a cry baby.

And talking about intelligence and substance - Get this:
Mayer, Vince et al say to God: “God, why did you make Jen beautiful ?

God says to Mayer et al: “So you would love her.”

“But God,” the Vince says: “why did you make her so dumb?”

God says: “So she would love you.”

Mayer says: God, Jen had been wanting babies for years. Her biological clock is a mess, how do you a woman’s watch ?

God says: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven!

The conversation continues:

Mayer asks God: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

God answered: Pregnant - that would be Jolie.

Mayer puzzled and ask: What do you call a woman with no brain cells.

God smiled: thats easy - BARREN - Barre

Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a ****.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
What are a woman’s four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

What’s the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Orange Clockwork @ 07/07/2008 at 4:40 pm

And LOL @ you Angelina stans. You’ll reach to the end of the earth to find something that compares her to Jolie. I seriously doubt Jennifer is jealous and/or gives a damn about Jolie’s 573892020 children.
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You can’t count! Brad and Angelina have 983726511 children!

Seriously, I hope you’re right that JA isn’t jealous of AJ but, you know, if she’s normal at all, I have absolutely no doubt that she regrets very much what has happened.

317 onmyown @ 07/08/2008 at 8:28 pm

What are a woman’s four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
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Love this one! :lol:

Just passing … @ 07/08/2008 at 2:10 am Those are some of the best-looking ad pictures I have ever seen. The black and white make them look even better.

As for those who compare Jen to Angelina to Jen’s detriment, go get a mirror to look at yourselves! Angelina’s so-called beauty has no soul at all, it is all about external attributes. She has nothing coming from within, everything about her is surface, surface and surface again. Besides, all her interviews since the scandal have showed that she’s got no tact or class to be considered seriously by anybody.
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Just Passing - Brain dysfunction detected… if you had a brain, it would be looking for the pair !

Jennifer’s beauty is made of toxin - false beauty ! Her immaturity alone will scare any man. What is the difference between her and a government bond ? At least the bonds mature - she regressing with her tantrums and Pity Parties.

Mayer’s conversation with God:

Mayer, Vince et al say to God: “God, why did you make Jen beautiful ?

God says to Mayer: “So you would love her.”

“But God,” the Mayer protested: “why did you make her so dumb?”

God says: “So she would love you.”

Mayer says: God, Jen had been wanting babies for years. Her biological watch is a mess, how do you fix a woman’s WATCH ?

God says: You don’t. There’s a CLOCK on the oven!

The conversation continues:

Mayer asks God: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

God answered: Pregnant - that would be Jolie.

Mayer puzzled and ask: What do you call a woman with no brain cells.

God smiled: That’s easy: Jennifer BARREN.

316 #311-onmyown–You say you are a Surgeon, if you are, you are very immature. You come on here and make fun of bet. That wasn’t necessary.
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Bet is asking for it. She should be studying English and learning how to spell instead of wasting time with her silly posts.

jade @ 07/08/2008 at 7:55 pm #311-onmyown–You say you are a Surgeon,if you are,you are very immature. You come on here and make fun of bet. That wasn’t
necessary.

You really do like Jennifer,or you would not be on her threads so much.
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If you trolls whose only goal in life is to destroy Jolie’s name can dish dirts, then you must be able to take the same slime. What is good for the goose, must be good for the gander. And guess what ? I will continue to do it. I am logged in, therefore I am. Get used to it !

What does being a surgeon have to do with it ? I am a good surgeon because of Doctors Without Borders - an humanitarian organization that Jolie backs financially. Performing surgeries under the harshest of condition was an incredible learning for me. Without her continuing supports, many of its initiatives would have not come to fruition.

Bet is 15-watt bulb on a 60-watt socket. The warranty in his brain expired.

Please…’collecting Beanies’ has nothing to do with race. It has to do with compulsion. There is no denying it is disturbing to see Jolie ‘collecting’ children in manner that serves her needs above the children’s needs. She has adopted too many, too fast. There are language and transistion issues that should have been resolved PRIOR to the adoption.

But…sigh…what the Jolie wants, the Jolie gets. Just make sure you don’t get in the way.
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You say Jolie has adopted too many, too fast. What have you got to say about Sharon Stone? She adopted 3 boys in 2000, 2005 and 2006. How about Kirk Cameron (Mike Seaver in Growing Pains)? He and his wife adopted a son in 1996, a daughter in 1997, another daughter in 1998 and a son in 2000. They also have 2 biological children, a son and daughter born in 2001 and 2003. What do you have say about them? Or is your utter prejudice and stupidity only directed at Angelina? You write of the relationship between Angie and Brad as though you were privy to it, when all you have is tabloid fiction to fall back on.

To sandisk
from leany

i am sure she the same person , who is jealous of Jen, who keep posting her post in every blog.

any ways i the person who was said hate tabliod is john, but for some reason this lainey person , try hard to blame Jen for it. I am sure she would not give a crap about John, until he date jen. The minuet he start dating jen, he is the enmey. this is nothng except jealousy. And aslo, her idol who she put his poster in her bed room , his grilfreind always express how she hate tabloid, and said point blank ” people with no life” what did she said about it? nothing

Ye john has a personalty of talker, and probably he is not affraid to say anything, If this lainey person is talkig about other people Sh it , she should probably need to take it easy when people critisize her do not cry like a littel baby. And also, she a kind of person who is supportin one, while talking about the other ****. I can understand like Dlist who talk about everybody Sh it , with out taking side.

I am sure this woman is one heck of Jelouse woman. The sign of jelaousty is when she includ jen, who did not say anything.

bet -

Take a course in grammar, please !!!
Your post doesnt make sense.

I’m sure your idol Aniston wont want to associate with you. She probably thinks you’re on welfare check every month.

to Sandisk

she is low life with no expreince of being profentional. When you take side it a kind of taking the gossip personaly. this laneiy person she take the sh it personaly, that is the probalem with her.

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