Jennifer Aniston is Smartwater Savvy

401 ghost @ 07/10/2008 at 11:00 pm

…a one armed homosexual cod fisherman with a deathly fear of water…
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I’m trying to imagine this creature!!! :lol:

404 rien @ 07/11/2008 at 6:21 am

I am not sure if I shall feel sorry for those who wished Angelina’s children or twins die, or feel sorry for myself, because I am writing a comment for those persons who obviously dying for attentions. Oh yes, they have soul, and hearts, and brains, only the colour I don’t want to know. I believe even Hades would refuse to accept them in his Underworld.

I pray that Moerae will turn away from them, forget to sing and to spin their lines of fate!
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Hi rien

It’s getting quiet here, in this thread. I see you’re deep into Greek mythology.
I just think those who wish ill on other people are immature. All they need is time to grow up. I hope bet is in the classroom, learning English and how to spell, and when she posts again we can understand what she’s saying.

onmyown, if you read this.
I understand BP&AJ were planning to make a documentary about MSF/DWB. Have you heard anything more about it?

Yes, I am.
Because I believe, what we did, and are doing, will someday reach us again. The Old Greek call it FATE, and the ones who controlled that are called MOERAE. Three women who spin, sing, and contribute our deed equally to our life.
The Hindhus and Budhist will call them Karma.
I don’t know about the Christians, Moslems, or the Jews.

The point is, we shall be careful with what we wished, did and said. We would not be free from all of those. For me, it is really sad, that we said (wrote) many awful things to each other (or to Jen/Angelina/Pitt) because of all the news that we read from tabs.

Each of sides think that they are better. Why? Angelina’s fans call Jen’s fans names, and the other way around. Why? Are we not afraid that whatever we said would return to us? Just read what ghost (#400) wrote. Am I angry with her/him, just because he/she used the word “idiot, stupid piece of crap” (directed to whom, I wonder), no! I feel sad for her/him. I think everybody knows that Smartwater is only a mineral water. And I think everybody also knows that every product will use the best line to promote their product. And if she/he wasted her/his time to tell things that everybody knew already, what can I say?

You know, Jen might be many things. But for somebody who is on the position where she is now, she must have something. She was successful (in tv production - yes), before she met Pitt. Many women like her, so she must have something. Just because she did whatever she did after Pitt, it doesn’t mean that she is stupid or has nothing. One thing we have to agree, Jen is single. She can do whatever she wants with whomever she wants. The men are also single. I see nothing wrong with that. You live in a free country, where sexual relationship outside marriage is allowed. Then accept it. Don’t bad mouth it. It is not against the law.

I can only see, that the ads has good line. It advises us to do things which reflects our personality. And as always, we always think that our personalities are the best. It takes a lot of self confidence to do that, I believe.

Honestly, do you really think that a company will waste their money to somebody, whom they think, will not promote their product? You know that business is ruthless. And if they thought Jennifer Aniston was a bed hopping bimbo (using Ghost’s word), they would use her? If My Silly Girl was the way that many posters described here, don’t you believe, that she would be out of job by now? Or do you believe that million flies can not be wrong (hey, they eat shite, don’t they?)?

You/Me @ 07/07/2008 at 6:04 pm The deal here is that Angie’s fans comapre her too much to Jen and find her lacking so they attack Jen…..it must make Angie sick.
Jen is beautiful and this ad is gorgeous. And all you haters that are talking sh*t please, please do not call yourselves Angelina Jolie fans because you are nothing like what she would want representing her

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Angelina compares to Jen, Angelina is lacking?? Are you out of your f*cking mind. Aniston is way out of her league if you compare her to Angelina. In fact Aniston should not be compared to an A-lister like Angelina Jolie. , becoz as everybody knows in Hollywood Maniston is just an average looking girl who just get lucky by marrying Brad. If she’s not with Brad nobody will pay her attention after her stint with “FRIENDS, she’ll just be “like Coutney Cox” . AND FYI Angelina loves her fans since in every RC there’s a pic of her signing and interacting with the FANS with JENHO you never see her signing any authograph she thinks she’s above all of them FANS. NUff said.

407 rien @ 07/12/2008 at 2:23 am

And I think everybody also knows that every product will use the best line to promote their product.
Yes, the people who come up with these lines spend a lot of time thinking up catchy phrases. I find some ads very clever, some make me react, “What?”

And if she/he wasted her/his time to tell things that everybody knew already, what can I say?
Nothing, really! Frankly, I don’t know what there is to say to sell water. Everybody knows that we need to drink water. This is one of MANY brands, all trying to make money. How does one know which brand of bottled water is best?
I’ve had a lot of Evian, not because it’s my choice, but it just happens to be on the table. I don’t know how good Evian is, and how it compares to other brands.

I remember a funny story:
A woman went shopping for fruit. She wanted oranges, and was disappointed to see plain oranges, not stamped. Her favorite brand wasn’t there.
“Is that want you want,” said the shopkeeper. He took out a stamp from under the counter, stamped some oranges with it, and said,
“Here you are,” and handed the woman her favorite brand of oranges.

I can only see, that the ads has good line. It advises us to do things which reflects our personality.
That line was written by an ad-writer, and his job is to come up with something that attracts attention to sell water. Add a picture, and hope the bottles fly off the counter, bought by the gullible masses.
Surely people, including the ad-writer I guess, know that JA smokes and that, imo, cancels the good of water drinking.

You know that business is ruthless. And if they thought Jennifer Aniston was a bed hopping bimbo (using Ghost’s word), they would use her? If My Silly Girl was the way that many posters described here, don’t you believe, that she would be out of job by now?
Bed-hopping is not a crime. She’s a 39-year old divorcee, not a minor.
Michael Jackson was dropped by the companies whose products he promoted, because although he was acquitted, the perception remains that he can’t be trusted with kids.

i don’t think she should marry this guy. he is all wrong for her

Orchid,

Ha, ha, ha!!! Next time I will do the same if I buy some oranges, and I want to know how the seller reacts!!

That’s what I think about ads, too. Some have really good lines, some you can really forget. And some make me say, “Who do you think I am? An idiot, or what?”

If this business will succeed or not, we simply have to wait. Water is a very important element for this life. I just hope that Jen will not only sell it, but also do something to improve it!

Angie Fan,
Thanks a lot for the article. It is very interesting what Angelina did/does, no doubt about it. That is why I respect her and thank her for the things that she’s done for many children of war. And that’s why I also want to talk a lot with you (and any other Angelina’s fans)!

Why Darling? DId Tyche leave you, or did you spend too much time with Dyonisus that you can not recognize anything else except yourself?

Share the joy, everybody! Angelina gave birth to a boy and a girl on Saturday night! :)

She’s facking ugly!

Congrats to the jolie-pitts!!. 6 lovely kids. Amazing.
They don’t let the grass grow under them do they?. Any news? Nope, am off then, threw the lottery ticket away sad really.

people, get a life… i must say that things are getting way out of hand. I love angie (I don’t care so much about brad) and I admire her for her charitable works. I feel offended everytime I read vicious things about her. But do you think that they read about what are being posted here? You throw hatred at each other. But do you think Angie or Jen care? This slandering of character will take us nowhere.

Jen fans, just be content that your idol still has a career.

Angie fans, continue being loyal to our idol in spite of the harsh accusations.

Long live angie!!!!

They accuse all fans Orchid. Just look around at the comments!!!