Angelina Jolie Has a Hospital Hideout

The Big FOUR-O @ 07/10/2008 at 12:50 am I know why jen never wanted a kid. Kids require a lot of your time, and since she has to spend a lot of time on herself for exercise, hair care, tanning, etc…, she knows she can’t afford to take care of a kid. Not to mention that pregnancy will destroy her figure, something she has spent a lot of time and money to achieve. To the fanistons that expect her to be pregnant with Peeboy, you can kiss that dream good bye. It ain’t gonna happen

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Don’t forget that pregnancy will also ruin her figure. There is no way in this planet that she will have children. She would not want the stretch marks and droopy boobs afterwards.

She would also not appreciate the dark circles from lack of sleep when the baby is born.

The truth is I just don’t think she likes children (please there is nothing wrong with that - A lot of my friends don’t want kids but at least THEY ADMIT IT)

I have never once seen her hold her alledged God daughter Coco. Not once… not even a picture of an affectionate touch. In fact she more affectionate with Courtenay than Coco!!!

HoW irionic JenFreak and her fans can’t admire j2n reaks adulations of her “GREAT TAN”, GREAT TANNED body….WAAAAMORE HOYYYTTTER stable????

galloway @ 07/10/2008 at 12:50

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Even if you botox your face a thousand times JENNYLOONY you’re still gonna look like a MONKEY like your barren COUGAR idol ..lmao!!!

Poor Jen! Has this media w#ore even officially acknowledged Jeniffer Aniston as his girlfreind??? Dating is sOOO far from being a monogamous couple. And with the YOUNG, HHOOOTTT groupies on the road>>>> Maniston does not stand a chance!!

# 165 Brangelina overrated @ 07/09/2008 at 8:37 pm
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Your pathetic anecdote against Jolie to paint her as the immoral home wrecker has been debunked by Aniston herself. Old story. I will spare the details you don’t want to accept - that marriage was dead before Jolie entered into Pitt’s life. Believe your lies if that makes you sleep at night. But truth be told, Home wrecker, was and is, always been Aniston herself. Shifting the blame on Jolie will not serve you or her well.

” It’s great that they try their best to help people in need stuff but so do a lot of other celebrities, George Clooney, Don Cheadle, heck even Hilary Duff, they are not the first celebrities to do so, so why do people make such a big deal out of them?!

Let’s add to that: Maddona, Kidman, Afleck, Bono, Gates, Oprah, even Paris Hilton , all of HW have answered the call of the unfortunate children of war, the victims of Katrina, Tsunami victims, US soldiers in Iraq - all of HW are extending their hands, visiting war torn areas.

Funny that you failed to mention Aniston. The glitter queen is arguably the laziest in HW. “Charity is not my thing” she boldly announced. How cold and insensitive. She is one step away from getting off the human race.

And what exactly is her “thing” - being a cougar chasing her next prey, searching and comparing tools, acting like a 14 year old groupie chasing a 20 year-old rocker, throwing tantrums, or those “pity parties” She is arguably the laziest HW star - basking in the sun, inviting audience with those open legs that speaks volume. Indeed, she is open for business.

On your last grievance against Jolie - she’s just too fertile procreating beautiful babies, while Aniston, despite her repeated boasting, and multi lovers tryst, she has failed to make that boasting good. She’s 40, and her clock is ticking, that is if she is really able to procreate, which I doubt so very much. Even if for the sake of argument, that she is barren, there are many unfortunate children that need a home. She need not be their mother - she can be a mentor. Jolie adopted 3 - And Jennifer — not her. Never.

You are angry at Jolie. Evidently Angelina can have it all - family, children, a devoted partner, A-list career, credible humanitarian, UNRH ambassador, patron of DWB, and highly regarded member of Council of Foreign Relation, and whose third of her earnings are given to support local, national, and international humanitarian initiatives.

And Jennifer - no, it’s not her thing.

My question to you Hypocrite Schlemiel is this: what exactly has Jennifer done to make this world a better place.

If your answer is she’s on the loose chasing her next prey, you’d be right, but I’d be disappointed.

I will leave you this simple quote:

What makes a woman beautiful is not having a great face, nor a great body, it’s not what she owns, how successful, but how she makes this world a better place - Selma Hayek.

Lets add Hayek to the list of caring celebrity. Aniston ? - Not her thing !

calloway @ 07/10/2008 at 4:01 am galloway @ 07/10/2008 at 12:41 am Inner pipes? Now that one was hilarious. Finally, a brangelunatic makes a decent ‘funny’. Since everyone feels so free to pick apart Aniston’s appearances, here are a few of my thoughts….

Jolie looks as old as dirt. Beautiful facial structure, but just OLD looking. And Aniston needs to quit the ciggies or she’ll be joining her in the old lady club.

And imho…nothing will make Brad Pitt technically handsome….short of an overhaul on that little piggy nose and protruding lower lip. Handsome are Clive Owen, Daniel Craig and George Clooney. … sigh….true Hollywood leading men.
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Oh please keep your opinion to yourself, no one agrees with you! Both Brad and Angie are always on top of the most beautiful and sexy. And Aniston is already old expected of a 40 yr old, cant you see how large her pores are, and how big her eyebags are. If not for her regualr botox treatments, you can also see her tons of wrinkles and lines!!!!!

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# 329 boo(real) @ 07/10/2008 at 4:07 am HoW irionic JenFreak and her fans can’t admire j2n reaks adulations of her “GREAT TAN”, GREAT TANNED body….WAAAAMORE HOYYYTTTER stable????

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# 330 boo(real) @ 07/10/2008 at 4:24 am FUGMAYER why not come out and PUBLICLY admit that MANISTON is your girlfreind???? Instead of ADMITTING that you F#CK GIRL-FANS!! POOR, JEN!!!!!
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SO TRUE. Aniston is Cinderrella in reverse.

She uses MAGIC to appear decent meaning using tricks like tons of yoga to maintain her original chubby frame which retains lots of fluids, tanning sessions, cigarettes which maintain the silouhette at his lowest weight, male hormones ditto, tons of make up tricks : eye contact, hair coloring and mainly drastic plastic surgeries to alter facial features to the max, skin tichgtening and BOTOX, her real partner.

When the magic disappear, at night and when BOTOX evaporates her true self appears…she looks like an old witch whose faciat parts are dropping into pieces. That’s the BOMERANG EFFECTS of the botox, the sun bathing and the cigarettes !!!

Her body is full of toxines which accelerate the aging process, the sterelazition of ovaries and menopausis process and she will have to use more and more botox to punctually erase traces of that. Once she hit that barren phase prematurelly, she will probably use female hormones to keep her frame slender.

maniston the witch of Lala land.

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Interview with Common. Cannot get enough of the fine Mr. Common. Entire interview at link . Check out WANTED.

Of course Morgan Freeman is the guru, one of the kings, so we look up to him like one of the greats. And Angelina is this powerful woman – powerful strong lady, talented, beautiful. She was really cool, like really making sure everything was straight and throwing me some lines, ‘cause I ain’t got a lot of lines in the movie to be honest. So when you see it, don’t be surprised I don’t have a lot of lines. But she would throw me lines when she could and we were doing improv; it was just a lot of funny really.

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/1660/clooney-and-pitt-castmate-on-coen-bros-new-burn-after-reading

Clooney and Pitt Castmate on Coen Bros’ New Burn After Reading
After sweeping the Oscars with last year’s serious No Country For Old Men, it appears the Coen brothers are back to their old comedic hijinks with Burn After Reading, about two gym employees who get their hands on a CIA agent’s confidential memoirs.

We recently got the chance to speak with Richard Jenkins (best known as the dad from Six Feet Under), who will be joining heavyweights Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Frances McDormand and John Malkovich in Burn After Reading.

“This is the description, the Coen brothers’ description of my character,” he told us. “I play, it says ‘Ted Treffon, the soulful manager of Hardbodies Gym.’ ” With a character description that amusing, we can only imagine how good the movie will be.

“It was a terrific script,” Jenkins confirmed. “I haven’t seen the film yet, but it was fun.”

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Good Morning all. The debates still rages on. Let it go folks. All parties involved have moved on from the tabloid saga. Only the rags want you to rehash nonsense and buy, click and whine over their articles. Everybody is trying to make a buck off the Jolie-Pitts.

Peeboy is shilling dumb water for his girl of the moment(while the tour lasts and the double CD sells) and all is well in PR Romanceville. So live and let live. No need to harp on people’s looks. It is all about what is on the inside. Outer beauty fades but a good, compassionate and loving heart last forever. I am sure that when Mama Anige children and Partner look at her with love and devotion then she feels truly beautiful. More beautiful then any Red carpet or $5000 makeup session. Don’t hate the playa, hate the tabloids. Thanks for all the updates Just Jared. Peace to all.

hello all on board!!!

Some chick unless you have absolute proof about Angelinas plastic surgery it’s just you speculating and being an azz as usual. Don’t lump natural beauty with Jen’s horse face. Jen’s had a major overhaul on that face of hers and before and after pics prove that.

We dont care natural,skinny,fat,ugly we like Angelina Jolie,Brad love Angelina Jolie,Maddox,Pax,Zahara and shiloh love Angelina jolie.