Brad Pitt Cut The Umbilical Cord!

# 125 QQQQ @ 07/13/2008 at 6:13 pm

True @ 07/13/2008 at 6:07 pm

Its good that the doctor talked about the delivery that way the correct information is out.Its on all the news headlines here in the UK and with the right information.
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TA… nip it in the bud…

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Exactly. Except…we all know the tabs are gonna write some drama into it on Wednesday. US & People won’t, but Star, NE, OK and the Bauer rags? Hellz yeah. Star/NE will claim it that preeclampsia was the “medical reason” it was moved forward. The Baeur rags will most likely list multiple unnamed sources who give different reasons. And OK who knows what OK will come up with. It depends on how badly they want the photos. If they’re still in the hunt, they’ll play nice and try to stick to facts. If they’ve lost the bid, then expect sensationalism.

Personally I think the photo sale is a done deal - Peeps wins hands down. OK’s pitch was for GLOBAL RIGHTS. Peeps was probably for North America or TimeWarner pubs only, which means B/A would still be able to sell the rights to other foreign markets. The last time Peeps was able to make money by re-selling the photos to other publications, mainly newspapers. Plus, if OK tried to make a deal with B/A like they did with McConnaughey & Alba, then they’ll lose simply because they’re asking for not just first photos but a second set of photos at a major holiday later int he ear - either Thanksgiving or X-mas. Brad & Angie aren’t going to for that crap, so it’ll be interesting to find out if that was part of OK’s offer to them.

# 153 QQQQ @ 07/13/2008 at 6:43 pm

Brad with the doctor and the mayor

http://i33.tinypic.com/2zxul9v.jpg

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Many thanks, 4Q! Thankfully operating room sterile rules prevented Brad from wearing the hat during the births! LOL.

Congrads to the Jolie-PItt family.

# 154 sam @ 07/13/2008 at 6:43 pm

So, the cord-cutting was like the scene in Alien where that creature pops out of that guy’s stomach?

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Been looking at the deguerotypes of your birth again, eh, ShitzySpamboGal?

jesuswearstennisshoes @ 07/13/2008 at 6:56 pm The beautiful and classy Jennifer Anniston is too busy having multiple orgasms with her hot sexy young boyfriend to care that the unmarried Angie Jo had her children surgically removed in a country not her own while Bradley Boo cried like a nancy girl.
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Thanks for the laugh, but Maniston only orgasms when she’s in her plastic surgeon Dr Kanoodia’s office looking at various portfolios of plastic cheeks and new noses. But hey, head’s up to Maniston, if indeed John Gayer is dippin’ that pee-stained package in her 40 year old grecian cavern, tell Dustiniffer to use some clorox wipes on it first because it’s a WELL-KNOWN documented FACT (see lie detector test) that it’s been marinating in Perez Hilton a LOT. Oh and thanks for inquiring about Brad, yes he was emotional, as are all men who become Daddy’s again with their one true love, ask Johnny Depp, he feels the same about Vanessa, ask Stuart about Charlize when she has his kid as she’s planning, or ask Tim about Susan…oh, I forgot, you don’t talk to ‘unmarrieds,’ you’d much rather revere buddy rebound hookups with friends destined to crash & burn because they were NEVER ‘in love’ to begin with and had made a huge whopper of a MISTAKE…I forgot. :-D

Okay… this will, hopefully, be my last mention of Hollywood 411 and Nod Di Da Di. TV Guide Channel is rerunning the special about Knox and Vivienne’s birth and, I swear, Nod Di Da Di let it slip that the reason why Brad and Angelina aren’t the typical Hollywood couple was because, among other things, they don’t fight!! X-squeeze me… but isn’t In Touch’s sole purpose for existence is to report on the JPs’ fights?

As I always say, liars usually slip if you let them freestyle…

As if the birth of Brandgelinas’ twins made a difference to humanity!

It is beyond me how the newborn twins of Brad and Angelina are being worshipped as if they are Gods themeselves. I find the Mayor of Nice to be a be a big joke, nothing better to do for the little people of his town? Every child is as special and bring joys to their parents, ! Pleasee!

I can’t believe the parents are okay with this ridiculous display of birth certificates and attention. Jeez.

****, the doc is good looking. I love him.

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you need help, like badly!!!!!!

yeah right!!!, anonymous!!!!! i hope we do hear a lot more from this beautiful family, i can;t get enough of them, and it does not make them bad parents what it makes you are a jealous troll, hahaha, you people are so funny, long live the jolie pitt family more news please, maybe you haters will get tire of them and finally go away, it really does suck to be you, hahahaha, love jolie/pitt

passing Through @ 07/13/2008 at 7:24 pm # 163 jesuswearstennisshoes @ 07/13/2008 at 6:56 pm

The beautiful and classy Jennifer Anniston is too busy having multiple orgasms with her hot sexy young boyfriend to care that the unmarried Angie Jo had her children surgically removed in a country not her own while Bradley Boo cried like a nancy girl.

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ROTFLMAO. So basically you’re telling us that while Angie and Brad was experience the bliss of parenthood, X was home diddling herself with The Beaver? Cuz…she’s went back Cali last week and The Urinator is on tour buy himself at the moment. He was prolly pissing on a groupie while X was renewing her acquaintaince with her assorted battery-operated personal pleasure devices. But hey…look at this way - multiple orgams are multiple orgasms!
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The idiot forgot that detail :lol: