Brad Pitt: “I’m The Happiest Father Ever”

I never asked you not to be fans. Really, I would just love it if you had something valid to say so I could understand.So far, you’ve done a pathetic job of proving why they’re so great. And you won’t hear me unless I say : I hate Jen or I hate Ange. Those are my only two choices, I guess and they both suck and, sadly, with all that ringing in your ears you can’t hear anything else….so I’ll just keep lurking in hopes that someone can put two or three words together without chanting: MUST WORSHIP BRANGELINA in the back of their minds while they do it.

fourtoi @ 07/16/2008 at 8:32 pm

isnt it nice to know that jen is getting peed on every night by john mayer

Here’s something the other fans.

http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/content/cover/img_cover_large.jpg

oh please monica how are they selfish?? why shouldn’t brad be a happy dad he wanted to be a dad when he was with aniston?? both he and ange love children why shouldn’t they have children together they are obviously in love!!!!! to the negative commenters if you don’t like them dont comment simple as that!!!!!
congrats to ange and brad !!!!!!

jen is the patron saint of women who got dumped by their boyfriend or their husband, women who cannot move on after being left and women who cannot live without a man

mary @ 07/17/2008 at 6:49 am
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ITA. and no actresses at the peak of their career would waste a year or two getting pregnant and taking maternitiy leave. most were shooting one movie after another while still relevant. Angie not only give Brad one but 3 bio kids within 3 years. that’s not only love, that’s complete devotion and adoration of Brad.

LOL! OUCH!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1035756/Brad-Angelinas-rainbow-family-idyllic-children-REALLY-happy.html

Brad and Angelina’s rainbow family may seem idyllic, but can the children REALLY be happy?

By Amanda Platell
Last updated at 6:56 AM on 17th July 2008

Dear Angelina and Brad, Congratulations on your new babies. I’d say all the normal things about Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon: things like ‘they’re the spitting image of mum and dad’. But since you’ve got a tighter security ring around you than Robert Mugabe, to avoid any pictures getting out, I’ll just have to imagine they’re as beautiful as your other biological child, Shiloh.

Right now, you must both be bursting with pride and full of hope for the future of your twins. Born to Hollywood’s most glamorous couple, into unimaginable wealth and privilege, the world is literally at their tiny little feet.

Brad and Angelina’s rainbow family may seem idyllic, but the busy working parents have precious little time to spend with their brood, says Amanda Platell

And the world’s interest in them, and the eagerness to see pictures of the happy couple cradling their two babies, is so intense it’s no surprise that the bidding war for the first shots is already around £10million. Two years ago, Shiloh’s baby pictures fetched a record £4million. Now you’ve got more than double that. (That’s celebrity inflation for you!).

It’s a good day’s work by any standards: not least when you consider that your film work earned about £8million last year, Angelina, on top of Brad’s £11million.

But, of course, Vivienne and Knox were million-dollar-babies long before they were born. And there’s the rub. Worth a fortune before they took their first breath, born into utter secrecy, doubtless to be whisked away into a photo-session with the lucky magazine that buys the rights . . . it’s hardly a normal start to life, is it?

Sad to say, however many interviews you give about your perfect rainbow family, the truth is these little mites will never know the beauty and innocence of a real childhood. And in the longer term, will they ever feel they are of value in themselves or only ever as the offspring of Hollywood’s golden couple?

You’ve hardly given them the best of starts, have you? To begin with, despite your present post-baby bliss, your relationship has been dogged with rumours of fights and threatened separations.

The most important thing a child needs is security, yet you refuse to marry, with Brad saying stupid things like ‘We will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able’.

What codswallop. And how curious to care more about the rights of gay couples than your own family’s stability. All your children need to know their parents are ultimately committed to each other - not just your three biological offspring, but your three adopted kids, too.
Enlarge Brad and Angelina

And with your busy careers, which neither of you shows any indication of scaling down for your young family, there is not going to be a lot of one-on-one time for any of those kids.

Please spare us the claims you’re really hands-on parents. You couldn’t be, with your crazy filming schedules.

Face it, Angelina, you’ve made 14 films since you first became a mother in 2002 - an average of nearly two and a half movies a year. Brad’s made six since you two got together in 2005. Despite the fact you’ve only recently advertised for a full-time, live-in nanny, those kids have been brought up by an army of child minders, helpers and security people.

A happy home? Your children wouldn’t know where to look for it. Yes, you’ve got houses in Santa Monica, Malibu, Beverly Hills, New Orleans, a private island in Dubai and now Provence, but I fear those poor kids will never have a real sense of belonging anywhere.

Not when they’re being moved from one place to another according to your latest daft whim. You chose New Orleans to suffer among the devastated people who’d lost their homes in the hurricane. Before that, Namibia was mooted so you could suffer among the poor of Africa. Vietnam, Ethiopia, Cambodia . . . every place Angelina has ever wanted to adopt a child from has been on your list of places you’d love to live and have dragged your kids to.

What security does that offer a child, never knowing where they’ll put down their head at night, never knowing where their favourite toys are, surrounded by strangers?

And like most obscenely rich, moderately talented people, you’re always milking the charity angle. As with your previous deals for pictures of baby Shiloh, you say the £10 million proceeds from your twins’ first pictures will go to children’s charities. But I can’t help wondering whether you’ll be tempted to use it to cover your expenses first.

CONTINUED…

Why the feigned ‘ouch’? This article hurts no one. Least of all who it’s intended for. Scouring the web to find this is a bit desperate and beyond pathetic. This is what your energy is devoted to?
Hmm…

Why worry about some article that “some chick” . It’s just another writer trying to make a story where there is none. NO ONE knows what goes on with the family. And as we have seen, the JPs are damned if they do, damned if they don’t. Happiness and security do not come from staying in one place.

As we have seen, the family will be hounded to the ends of the earth. They could have gone to the MOON to have their babies and the press and the world would have followed. As always with most thing printed about the JPs, it’s is full of inconsistencies and misinformation. Same sh*t, different day.

To Some Chick:

Seriously…..this is what you spend your time doing?

Perhaps you could pay as much attention to your own family and loved ones, as you do to a couple you hate.

No, really….do you have a family? Friends? Any real life relationships beyond the internet? Have you ever been involved in any kind of charity work or even a hobby?

Or are you too busy “internet stalking” the Jolie-Pitts to get one?

You have an opinion that you trimumphantly support with quotes from other people who do not EVEN KNOW the Jolie-Pitts. People whose job it is to create controversy and make unsupported slanderous allegations.

Get a life! Do something meaningful with your time. Stop clicking on links to stories about people you dislike and try to enjoy yourself by reading stories about people you like.

Some Chick:

It took five minutes.

As far as my own advice? Well lets see: I handle criminal investigations for the Special Victims Unit in Pierce County. Which means I spend a lot of time with children who have been through horrific experiences.

I also have RL friends and a RL family.

I am the first to admit I read gossip for the “Entertainment Factor”. IT gives me a break from time to time.

Unlike you, I can separate reality from a dellusion that my opinion is actually somehow significant in terms of some “greater truth”.

I do not feel the need to defend Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. I DO NOT KNOW THEM!!! Guess what? NEITHER DO YOU!!!

There did that answer all your questions? (Oh by the by….this post took 5 minutes too. Gotta get back out in the field though.

Wow. Such an impressively full and fulfilling life you have…a job, a family, even some friends?! How do you do it all?

It’s amazing that we strangers happened to come across one another here in your only 10 spare minutes of time. I feel privileged to have been lectured so sternly about my lonely loser life by someone who takes time out from their important “Real Life” activities (like watching Law & Order reruns) to show me the err of my ways.

Pffft. Go eat another donut.