Jennifer Aniston Tells Noodle Stories

HA HA. She’s got that IPod attached to her getting out of the car and getting in. She doesn’t want to deal with the shouts from the paps about the twins

There she goes again @ 07/17/2008 at 7:08 am HA HA. She doesn’t want to deal with the shouts from the paps about the twins

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Or about the Urinator being unfaithfull to her while looking more happy than ever in front of the paps !

You know, she always does everything half a** backwards. Instead the spectacle that was the UK (she really only went because she had business there) w/Mayer she should of gone with him to NY, Boston and Conn instead Milwaukee.

If she wants people to believe she’s truly moved on with her life then this was the week the to do it. Instead, what does she do? She goes into hiding to only re-emerge looking like this. All these pictures are going to do is once again paint her as glum, and depressed. She just doesn’t get it. This was the week Jennifer to hamming it up for the paparazzi, not London and not the mid-west. She’s dumb as a bag of rocks.

Jennifer lives for being the victim. She’s discovered this is the only way she’s gotten attention in life. It’s no different then a child who behaves badly for negative attention from their parents. Jennifer needs to read every Carolyn Myss book there is especially Why People Don’t Heal. She is a perfect example of someone who holds onto a negative label like victim, or poor Jen, etc. It’s become so much of their identity that it’s all they have. That book is a primer for her and her behavior.

Looking at these pictures it does look like she’s been on a week long bender. She’s not a naturally attractive woman. She has to work very, very hard to get to cute and when you see her out like this it becomes really obvious how hard she and her people do work for an end result that’s presentable. She totally needs to cut that rats nest of hair that she has. I remember in an article years ago after she cut her hair short she said her hair is her security blanket and she hides behind it because of her insecurity over her looks. CUT THE DAMN HAIR, JENNIFER! It isn’t doing you any favors it makes you look 10 yrs older then you are.

Crow has exploded the myth that Brad Pitt dumped then-wife Jennifer Aniston to romance Angelina Jolie, insisting her pal ditched the movie hunk - and not the other way around.

Despite the widely held belief the pair’s marriage ended in 2005 - after Pitt left Aniston - Crow insists she and Aniston bonded after the former Friends star dumped Pitt and she split from her fiance, cyclist Lance Armstrong.

Crow insists, “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships. Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”

Friends have backed up Crow’s claim - one pal telling the National Enquirer, “Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad. “She took a cold, hard look at her marriage and realized it was irretrievably broken. She and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family.”

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Now don’t go getting all upset please! I’m just repeating what I’ve read and it could indeed be true.

Jen is pretty gal. She does need to wear a bra. But if my breast were that small and pert I would go without a bra too. I wonder if she is still with John. No sightings for a while. They were together everyday, everywhere for a while. I hope she finds a relationship that will work for her. She and Brad were not the right couple for eah other, hence the breakup. This happens all the time. One partner moves on faster than the other. Jen will have her time. I like all involved Jen, Brad and Angie. These people are just people. They have the same issues we all have. Just trying to live their lives one day at a time.

She is getting Madonna hand. Look at those veins. I wonder is that a 40 year old thing or something. She does look like sh!t.

Look at all you loons coming to this site to say mean things about Jennifer, Jennifer is gorgeous and she is as classy as a woman can get. Your negative comments just reinforces the opinion of others that you are obsessed and jealous of her.

She is aging big time. I’ll bet her breath smells like an ash tray all the time. I thought John said he likes minty breathe in the article where he request 2 tooth brush ever tour stop. Must s#ck to sniff her near 40 year old breathe.

Regarding John’s comment about sleeping with fans, he said that kinda thing happened years ago. I don’t know why people keep leaving that part out. Also, according to another blog, Jennifer is rumored to be joining John in Ohio today for his concert there.